Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1140: Unintended Consequences Edition

>>49885784
Too true OP too true.

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so I remembered where I saw that thing about rhino stomping time. it's in the description of his stomp ability.

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What are some ways to broke the 'mechanics' that a jump forces onto you?

Jump #003
MassEffect
why did I roll this?

1000cp

1. Race:
Quarian

rolled 2 + 2
20+2+2= 24
well i'm getting older.. at last.

2. Location:
rolled 5
Illium

3. Origin:
Drop-In

4. Class
Infiltrator

5. Perks
Tactical Readiness
-150cp (Discount)

Tongue of a Shepherd
-500cp

6. Gear
Elite Ordinance
-100cp (discount)

3x Extra Credits
-150cp

Assistant VI
-100cp

7. End

End choice: next.

>>49886218
Post on SB. Go on, try it"

>>49886245

> Writefag
Woha, what a delicate body this is. Always wearing that mask will drive me nuts. Litterally. But still, somewhere I just love this race. Being such a woman just makes me fall in love with myself. First off, I wont be following Shepherd and his great quest – I wont make any difference, as the good ending will happen. Also i'm just a sniperino, giving cover fire for those, that realy do something usefull. But damn looks that ass smexy.

That said, I would see Cmdr Shepherd as a competent guy, that sees no interesst in a girl with no backstory what so ever. Well, I kinda just droped-in, you know. I want this Mask off... really... y.. you want to see whats beneath my.. my suit? No, I refuse!

As for the weapons... futuristic shit is nice and I like the VI... Clarice, she reminds me of so many things...
As I'm just an backup for shit goes very wrong, Iäm yet again alone for some years... nut I keep my sanity... somewhat.

>next jump
Haven't rolled yet and can't roll at work. Later Anons

In gravity rush the gravity animal companion caN only turn one person ever into a shifter, or only have one person be a shifter at a time? It's not unlimited shifters?

>>49886218
Never, because jumps don't have mechanics. They're the world the game is based on, not the game itself.

>>49886714
Every time I read 'Gravity Rush' I am disappointed we don't have a NITRONIC RUSH jump/gauntlet.

I just want to go fast.

>>49886977
Don't Touhou and No Game No Life do?

>>49887000
Isn't Redline fast enough for you?

>>49887013
Its pretty fast but it lacks sweet thruster flips.

with the Maker's Prodigy perk would it be reasonable to say I can imbue a sword with the power of the elements?

>>49887021
Go to Rollercoaster Tycoon and buy Warden of the Wild Ride

>>49887005
Not him, but from what I understand there's exactly one ambiguous ability in Touhou which the jumpmaker appears to have applied his notorious self-serving interpretation to as a vidya-mechanic thing, which Occam's Razor dictates is actually just weird molecule manipulation to.

As for NGNL, not quite-it has the 10 Pledges which are divine commandments that RESEMBLE and FACILITATE THE ENFORCEMENT OF game mechanics, but very much a thing laid down by Tet and not having any truck with 4th wall nonsense in the setting.

>>49887033
Depends, can you paint with all the colours of the wind?

>>49886977
Order of the Stick. Boom.

So... I'm not 100% sure on how anomalous physiology from the SCP jump works in relation to healing factors. Like, at the end of the jump it tries to explain that there's diminishing returns or something, but the wording is really unclear to me. Is it saying that it actively nerfs regeneration perks?

>>49887265
Nah. See, it gives you a really slow healing factor on its own... but the important part is that it allows you to come back from pretty much anything.

Regen perks increase the healing rate, by how quickly they'd let you regen normally.

The diminishing returns bit seems to be because the jumpmaker assumed people are actually still using the diminishing returns rule for perks.

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I want to make my own version of the Black Library, a library run by myself with the knowledge of hundreds of worlds inside of it, granting anyone. What perks would be useful to fill it?

Unknown Resources from Kim Possible would be a good start. The STC perk from Warhammer 40.000 could help me to make lots of easily accessible blueprints. True Librarian might also help myself, although I don't know if it would help me to fill the library.

But I don't know how to fill it with stuff like mystical and magical knowledge. Wasn't there a Grimoire perk for that?

Also, how could it be done?

I was thinking that I could use a combination of both an Automatic Stand (based on Mr.President and Highway Star) that serves both as physical manifestation of the library, its only access and its guardian (through Awakening). Add a Reality Marble through Power Combinations, and spells like Create Demiplane enhanced through Territory Creation and some technomagical microverse batteries. Maybe add lots of runes and artifacts to reinforce the place.

>>49886218
Bill is a shitty overrated antagonist.

>>49887436
Arcane from Smite combined with a good magic system

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>>49887449
All reality warper villains are kinda shitty on their own way. They get out of hand too quickly and their end rarely satisfies anyone.

>>49887503
>pic
I don't get it

>>49887436.
There's a couple of magical library options. There's one in Teen Titans and one in the Bartimaeus jump, both update with magical books from the setting I believe.

May not be exactly what you're looking for as I think they're both warehouse attachments.

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>>49887503
I thought Bill's end was rather satisfying.
Or rather, I thought Stan's role in Bill's end was satisfying.

Bill was more fun to watch when he couldn't brute force everything. Once he gained the freedom to do whatever he wanted, he bizarrely became less interesting.

Shame that Stan got his memory back so quickly. I feel like, at the very least, they should have shown him having a harder time of it. It really took all the bite out of his sacrifice.
But I guess it is a Disney cartoon.

>>49887570
I still wank that he faked it.

>>49887570
That .gif is pretty much exactly the Infectious Bite perk from Van Helsing.

>>49887436
For a friendly library that shelves itself and slowly turns anything you put into another book you can get the one from Fallen London.

Are there any perks good for keeping specific people alive through dangerous situations/settings without personally protecting them? Or having a companion do it.

>>49887876
Fate magic from Mage the Awakening

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>>49887570
Nah. They hyped Bill up too much by making him a reality warper with brains AND a trigger temper, so of course there could only be fights in the last episode because he inexplicably decided to start punching things instead of turning the air into cotton candy or something.

>>49887503
Counterpoint: Aku, Hexadecimal and the Other Mother.

The trick to writing a reality warper villain is giving the hero a fight chance he can exploit without it being an instantgib for some reason.

>>49887436
There's actually quite a lot you can do with Bounded Fields alone once you git gud; Araya turned an entire apartment into a non-euclidean maze.

The DIY Webway from Eldar's also a good choice. Lone Wolf provides you with written copies of your adventures, and Legend of Spyro provides some very efficient portal systems for that sort of thing.

It's possible to use Buffy magic to create magical books, if the Slayers' Handbook is any indication-but there's not a lot of information on how that works. It's also doable with Narnian magic, and in Gargoyles Merlin wrote a very comprehensive one called the Grimorum Arcanorum so the Fae-Blooded perk is a must-have; a mage BBEG who relied on it was powerless when forced to give it up, implying most of his powers came from said book. If you have technology which can interface with books, Magitek Mastery from FF6 could be worth a shot. And I vaguely remember Fire Emblem's spellbooks being consumables which seal and harness the power to use the world's elemental spells, which could take a lot of finangling to adapt to other magic.

True Librarian's real help would be in navigating the worlds you visit's libraries to cross-reference your facts, navigate/organize your own and show people around from a discrete corner if you don't want to use portals for some reason.

>>49887876
Sage of the Forest from Hero Cooperation Union Exchange Bulletin Board, and Guardian from SMT

>>49887950
>Fire Emblem's spellbooks being consumables

They're not really. They're more like foci. They only seem consumable because most weapons in Fire Emblem break after a certain amount of uses.

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>>49888129
Oh. Well, serves me right for using 5 seconds on a wiki and half a misremembered conversation for sources then.

>>49887013
Come to think of it, now the 40Kraze (not the actual name) is over, I'm surprised there hasn't been a Bloodbowl jump. I know Brutus is/was working on an Orkz jump, though.

>>49887950
>Counterpoint: Aku

Not truly a reality warper on Bill's level or whatever Marvel and DC throw as villains to be defeated by heroes.

Sure, he has magic, can shapeshift and has some super-science, but he is not what I would call a reality warper.

>Hexadecimal
Not familiar with him.

>the Other Mother.
A total different approach to the story than Bill and characters like him.

>>49888225
Her, also. She's Doesn't really display reality warping abilities, she can just turn people into slugs that she controls

>>49887436
The Slayers Handbook from Buffy is good for as many types of magics as you've visited. Universal Canon from Lone Wolf gives you two sets of books for every universe you've been to, the original timeline and the jumper modified timeline.

I now noticed Siren's Blood Curse jump.

Isn't it actually a gauntlet? You start with 0 cp after all

Sup /jc/

What is the silliest combo you can make with your current perks?

>>49888336
Well I found a combo that makes me omnipotent. Not telling what it is though because then it'd get nerfed.

>>49888361
Well, good for you.

You do realise that plenty of people have made similar claims in the past, and that said claims are liable to make people think you're either just boasting to shitpost or you're being super dense about specific forms of wording?

>>49888336
Well I found a combo that makes you omnipotent. Not telling what it is though because then you'd get nerfed.

>>49888336
Well I found a combo that makes us omnipotent. Not telling what it is though because then we'd get nerfed.

>>49887950
I feel that the only way for a reality warper to work is that they don't directly antagonize the protagonists. And try not to explain their powers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8UnQno9Liw

>>49888439
Pssh, that's nothing. I found a combo that makes all waifus retroactively giant. Not telling what it is though because then the shortstacks would nerf us.

What are the best future sight perks?

>>49888303
It IS a gauntlet, disguised as jump, made by Dirge. And it's trippy

>>49888585
The one from Through The Looking Glass combined with the perk from SCP that makes it impossible for you to forget anything.

>>49888572
I need this

>>49888572
Short stacks best stacks! Down with the non-4' crowd!

>>49888585
The ones in Siren Blood Curse jump.

It's Uzumaki meets Silent Hill, though

>>49888336
Once Captain SNES is out, I plan to make a combo to make a Kamen Rider Nintendo.

Current combos I really like using? Tip the Scales + Underdog + Gum Up the Works + Hamon Infusion. Nobody ever expects their year-long plans to be totally unraveled by me throwing a rubber duck at the most important part of it.

>>49888596
Only if you assume the "you never forget" supersedes the "you always forget" and I don't see why it would. Both of them run on jump fiat.

>>49888633
The perk never uses an absolute modifier such as 'always'.

>>49888618
The Ouroboros perk line turns you into kinda ASA

>>49888750
Indeed it doesn't. What it does say is this:

>When activated this power allows you to remember all your future memories while forgetting all of your past memories.

Which means the perk causes you to forget your past memories as part of the terms of the perk. For the SCP thing to work you'd still have to assume that that perk supersedes the terms of this one.

>>49888776
Did anyone else actually take all of those?

>>49888889
He actually took all of those?

>>49888572
>>49888608
I cant tell if all the occasional Draph and Zentradi posting in /tg/ has accidentally created a shadow war of some sort or not

>>49889268
Yep.

>>49889290
We all know the spiders are playing both sides anyway

>>49888336
Infectious Bite from Van Hellsing is amazing for silliness when you have enough alt forms, especially if you pick up Final Form. Depending on what definition of silly you meant, I can either bite others into being seraphim or bite others into being alien monster shirt people.

>>49889506
I am having trouble understanding those. What even is ASA? Is he a Newtype that can understand n-dimensional concepts and interactions but fails at basic math?

>>49889601
>What even is ASA?
A palindrome.

>>49889601
A mystery wrapped in a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in cinnamon toast crunch

>>49889601
The IRC's pet, he's the only "anon" allowed to powerwank here.

>>49888618
Which one's are they / how do they function. None of the perk descriptions mention any sort of precog.

>>49889601
The thread's pet, he's the only "namefag" allowed to powerwank here.

>>49889766
Does this mean I can feed him sugar cubes?

>>49889766
Pretty sure he doesn't use a name.

>>49889724
>>49889766
Class get out early? I know it's Friday, but you usually aren't on for another two hours or so.

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>>49889724
>>49889766

>>49889781
I think so but not too many.

>>49889793
Could be on his phone between classes.

>>49889781
What kind of pets do people usually feed sugar cubes, anyway?

>>49889840
Horses.

>>49889840
Pet ants mostly.

>>49889835
Eh, that's true. Well at least he's keeping to his schedule somewhat. I think I'll watch some animoo tonight or something. The thread will largely be garbage.

Anyone have any anime they can recommend to watch? If it piques my interest enough I may bang out a jump for it.

>>49889840
Pet ant horses

>>49889835
I am not this shitposter nor am I the shitposter, but I can confirm that this is usually the case.

>>49889860
An offer to make a jump of a thing you've never seen is troubling.

>>49889884
I get that, but like said I'd only do it if it was interesting to me and were it interesting to me I'd be willing to do the necessary research.

>>49889860
Death Parade is pretty good.

>>49889860
I liked Shiki.

>>49889860
I don't know why anyone likes that weeb-shit. But, hey man, you do you.

>>49889899
What do you like?
I'd love to see Chivalry of a Failed Knight get a Jump but right now I'm trying to make a whole powers supplement for GHQ Jump. This is a daunting task as I'm having to look at all the stuff shown in the quest to get inspirations from and dear me are there not a lot of powers being shown.

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>>49889840
Other than horses, I think most of the less assholish bugs enjoy sugar (except termites, which are assholes who probably enjoy sugar too). Probably too solid for butterflies, though. Gotta be a reason why IIRC they're fed sugar water.

Also I saw a panda fed 'em once, so there's that.

>>49889268
Can confirm. They mesh well with my other stasis powers.

>>49889601
The one and only Jumper I've played. Hello there!

>>49889860
You mean other than Diamond is Unbreakable? Nothing really springs to mind, although I guess you could watch Dragon Ball Super if you like watching silly things happen and big things exploding.

>>49888336
I like using Summon Greater Steamroller to drop the steamroller on myself and something I don't like which I'm standing near, using [MELODY] to bounce right back from it while the other thing stays smashed and then using my whacky Ouroboros powers to make it happen a few more times, while also using [QUALITY] to distort the events' framerates.

The net result being a sort of 4-dimensional flipbook of slapstick comedy.

>>49890017
>slapstick comedy.
Shit taste detected.

>>49889984
>I don't know why anyone likes that weeb-shit. But, hey man, you do you.
They're easy to watch, so you can mindlessly consume them or use them for fodder without much if any difficulty. I've already got some bigger projects I'm working on so something smaller to tinker with would be nice.

>>49890011
>What do you like?
GitS: SAC, OG Tenchi, Lodoss, Demon King and Hero, Shimoneta, Rurouni Kenshin... I've watched some, but nothing this year.

How does everyone rule what spiritual energy means between settings? Like, is it the same between settings, or is it different? If it is different, do perks that effect spiritual energy only effect the kind in jump, or does it apply to all systems?

Has anyone had trouble holding interest in a chain they made? I've been having this problem a lot, to the point where if my chains didn't die from my own ADD, they died from Jumper-induced stupidity. It's happening now, too - I'm not that invested in the rollchain I had going.

If so, any suggestions on remedying this?

>>49888336
I can become a jellyfish skeleton.

...I haven't tested it yet, for fear of ceasing to exist.

>>49890135
I have a problem staying interested in life.

>>49890135
If it's just the rollchains, I'd say try something different. Maybe do a chain based on a theme or have a set goal to accomplish in one setting or another with the chain built around it. Just try some different things and see what you like.

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>>49890090
>I've already got some bigger projects I'm working on
Hey, man. You can't just say that and leave us hanging.

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>>49888336
>bang out a jump for it

...oh shit, son. I thought you meant only this season for some reason.

Paranoia Agent (Tulpas going whack because a town of people can't take responsibility)

Seirei no Moribito (Spearwoman and boy emperor on the run from the law, gotta save the spirit world)

Casshern Sins (Megaman-lookalike ponders the meaning of life and death as he, wanders through the postapocalyptic wasteland. Also, he fights crazy starving robots)

Knights of SIdonia (Its like Alien but with giant robots and laserblobs. Already got a jump, but DEFINITELY worth a watch for the brilliant atmosphere, dogfights and terror)

Kaze no Stigma (WIndbender prodigy talks shit at firebenders. Perfect catharsis if you hate tsunderes)

Sword of the Stranger (A strong contender for the best animated swordfighting I've ever seen)

Hitsugi no Chaika (Albino meme girl and pragmatic twins go on a journey to collect the not-God Emperor of Mankind's body parts. Sillier than it sounds, somehow)

One Punch Man (Yet another thing that has a jump, but is a PERFECT adaptation. OVA somehow makes old men moe)

Shigurui (Watch this if you want to experience absolute despair for some reason)

>>49890089
Why, thank you.

Yes, I am willing to weaponise shit taste to harm my opponents.

>>49890114
Personally I've gone by spiritual energy varying by setting, but whether perks do as well depends on the wording. I don't assume they automatically do so, but some have lines like "your reserves of mystic energy are far greater" rather than "your chakra/Essence/chi is extraordinary" so I roll with that.

>>49890135
Kinda at time, actually.

Dunno what to recommend for a rollchain, maybe figure out what kind of goals and wants your Jumper has at that point? I find looking back at previous jumps to flesh out the reactions and decisions made in the past can give an idea of what they might want to achieve in the future

>>49890135
I've got a long'ish chain. I haven't taken everything on the drive, but I've done over half of them. For me the key has been two things: be willing to deliberately explore themes and be willing to let new themes happen organically.

I look at my chain as this big, slowly unveiling story that's moving toward an end point that I've more or less had in my head since I started way back when. This gives me something to move toward, at the end of the chain, X happens, and but given the length of the chain it lets me kinda meander and enjoy the ride along the way.

So it's deliberate, I know what I'm building eventually, but it's also organic, in that I let jumps and jump orders mold and shape how it happens. That keeps things on track, but also fresh.

The biggest thing I've noticed in your jump writeups, which I do enjoy, and take this critique with a grain of salt, is that SOMETHING ALWAYS HAPPENS. There's always a HOOK or a TWIST or a THING. Now that's awesome if its just individual jumps, but it's a bit exhausting and hard to put together if it's a chain. I'd suggest finding an idea or a dream or something you want to explore and then maybe try that. Sure, have individual jumps or series of jumps, arcs, that build up to a crescendo, but don't feel the need to always crank things up to 11 and leave them there.

Give yourself a breather from time to time, slow things down and explore something smaller so that when you ratchet it back up there's a sense of tension, risk and reward both increasing in fun and interesting ways.

Lots of people like what you do and I make a point of not posting my chain for a variety of reasons, so again take what I'm saying with the /jc/-approved Grain of Salt. However, you asked for feedback and that's what I've got. Hope you find your muse, Heavens.

>>49889840
My cubic sugar golems can eat just about anything, but they strongly prefer beef.

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>>49890090
>Lodoss
JUST DO IT. I have a mighty need.

>>49890207
>>49890301
>>49890337
These are all extremely helpful, thank you. And I appreciate the criticism - I do, honestly. I'm a bit too preoccupied with moving at a breakneck pace and my signature style tends to be a lot of mood whiplash or sudden change in pace. While that works for a tabletop, it's something I need to stretch out more and slow down on for a chain, since I seem to burn out a bit quickly otherwise.

Appreciate the help, and I hope I can put together something worthwhile in the near future.

Okay, but seriously though-what is ASA?

>>49890627
Just another attention whore.

>>49890627
Who is this 4chan?

>>49890627
A jumper that only has one chain and by now jumped everything, and is just waiting for more. Due to having jumped EVERYTHING his powerwanking is generally accepted due to amount of perks and resources accumulated.

I mean, he did jump over 666 jumps

>>49890627
Anti Spiral Anon, I think.

>>49890650
Funny, I remember when you used to fellate him shamelessly because of your other hateboner.

>>49890671
>ASA is 4chan

This would explain so much.

>>49890734
Well at least he's finally going after someone who actually deserves it.

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Does anyone want a World of Warships jump?

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So, which tabletop RPGs do you most want to see made into Jumps?

>>49890749
>deserves it

Do enlighten us, Mr. Samefag. Exactly why does your sempai deserve it? Are you that sour about not being noticed?

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>>49890787
DO NOT FEED.

>>49890764
More jumps? Sign me up!

>>49890783
Legend of the Five Rings, Unknown Armies and JAGS Wonderland.

>>49890749
>insulting ASA
over the line

>>49890783
I'm personally looking forward for the chance to become Glorious Solar Trash or an Infernal. I'll take either or. Black Crusade also looks like it's going to be a lot of fun.

Aside from that? Well, ignoring the Freelancer endjump, I'd love a Rogue Trader jump.

>>49890798
Alright, alright. I just think it's hilarious he's clearly heartbroken over never being acknowledged by his idol. He's like Syndrome, but more of a loser.

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>>49890764
>World of Warships jump
Yes.

>>49890764
sounds neat.

>>49890798
It looks like that chick is scratching his chin.

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>>49890812
>Glorious Solar Trash, Infernal, Black Crusade

>>49890820
Wait, so what did I just agree to want a jump for and why does that look like Manifest Breastiny girl? Isn't she a Kantai?

>>49890783
Besides glorious Exalted nonsense, I'd like seeing more World of Darkness stuff, Old and New. Maybe Aberrant too, but I'm not too fond of the Trinity Universe as a whole.

>>49890783
Wraith: the Oblivion and Eclipse Phase.

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>>49890783
Infernals. which is being made
Black Crusade, which is being made
Scion, which sadly is not being made

>>49890783
Eclipse Phase.

>>49890879
Didn't someone do a mock up of it at one point?

>>49890888
I remember someone bringing it up as a possibility, but I don't remember it ever going farther than that.

>>49890783
>>49890812
I still think a Horus Heresy end jump would be all kinds of fun, not to mention thematic.
You could have a 1000CP option that makes you one of the lost Primarchs.

>>49890888
Of Scion? Yeah, but nothing came of it.

>>49890859
myrm is doing EP

>>49890930
>Horus Heresy

You do realize that you can already do that with the Imperium jump, right? It just puts you near the end of the Heresy, rather than at the beginning.

>>49890901
>>49890930
Ah I thought so.

>>49890930
Only if I can bring /tg/ fanon to life have have the Desert Scorpions being a thing as the other lost Primarch.

>>49890783
Aberrant, Deadlands, and Hero Wars.

>>49890930
Wouldn't really have to be an end-jump.

>>49890783
Pathfinder. I'm surprised there isn't one already.

>>49891007
Someone is working on it.

>>49891007
Wasn't someone already making that?

Wikia seems to be down, so work on my jumps slowed down a tiny bit. Still, here's another drawback for Disgaea:

Love Freak/Stupid Evil [+200] – Oh, brother. You seem to have inhaled a tiny bit of stupid on your way in here. That is, you’re either absolutely obsessed with love in all its forms and will never stop talking about it, or you’re a saturday morning cartoon villain who took lessons from James Bond villains while majoring in Curses, Foiled Again. The result you end up with is the one that would fit your core personality and beliefs -the least-. You’re a tiny bit dumber and more predictable as a result, but it doesn’t deter your fighting ability – just your dignity and your short-term competence. Severely so.

>>49891048
>>49891061
I think whoever was working on it dropped it a while ago.

>>49891160
Not true. I am in contact with them.

Reminder that announcements come on Halloween.

>>49891128
Wikia too? Is it related to why everything else is down or is this separate?

>>49891200
Yes, there's some DDOS going on and several sites are impossible to reach on certain DNS services.

>>49891187
That's great if you're Hollywood or a vidya publishing house or something, but it's kinda shit here. Dropping a line on occasion and just say that you're still working on the project isn't hard.

>>49891187
Will there be a perk to buff your Eidolon if you are a Summoner? I love the class, but it's not vary good for Jumpchain purposes, as your Eidolon would quickly become obsolete.

Are there any perks or combos that make someone saying your name come out as static or something similar? I should explain, for anyone who hasn't seen playthroughs of or actually played the recent SMT IV Apocalypse, whenever YHVH's name is said, it comes out as static instead. It's not that they don't know the name, they know it, they just can't actually say it because it comes out as static. Is there any way to replicate that?

>>49891271
They have their reasons. I'm mostly just doing this so their claims don't get poached. They're being weird and stubborn about posting. Want something finished first.

>>49891334
Maybe?

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>>49883269
(Dune) #86
-Background: Tleilaxu (Dice Roll) -So I'm part of an order that messes with genetics? OH MY.
-Weirding Way (900CP) -Complete control of my nerves and muscles? Add this with Hyperkinesis.
-Simulflow (800CP) -Having multiple streams of consciousness and increases analytical skills? Yes.
-Appraising Potential (750CP) (Discount) -Time to determine EVERYTHING with genetics.
-Decadence (Ghola Free) -Anything I craft is going to be a thing of beauty. It will be fitting for a god.
-Sharply Dressed Man (Ghola Free) -Not only do I design everything awesome, but I can MAKE it look awesome.
-Desert Rose (Ghola Free) -I'm gonna look pretty as shit. ME. PRETTY.
-Robust Engineering (Ghola Free) -I will be lasting for a very long time possibly. I will require this.
-Suk Doctor (450CP) -The doctor is in, apparently.
-Ghola (300CP) (Discount) -So I'm a clone with awesome stuff. Just the eyes, but we can fix that...
-Mentat (-250) -I AM A SUPERCOMPUTER. Seriously, add this with prior knowledge perks and I am amazing.
-Fleshcrafting (-500CP) (Discount) -IT BEGINS. My genetic knowledge is absolute!
-Melange Allergy (-300CP)
-Kanly (0CP)
Dice Rolls: Bene Tleilax, Tleilaxu, 63 years old
-End Choice: Next Adventure

I'm a granny. Why am I a freaking granny. I HATE being old. This sucks. Also it looks like I've got an allergy to the blue stuff... shit. I mean this makes me glad I went and got a supply of food stuffs in the Warehouse so I can just go and eat there for my meals most of the time, but it still sucks that I gotta be really careful on what I eat. Is this what peanut allergies feel like?

But the knowledge I have, the sheer mental processing power... this. This is actually kind of awesome. The sheer biomancy ability that got added onto my own prowess, the knowledge of human anatomy and physiology... and the aesthetics I can put in my creations while ensuring anything I forge lasts for a very, very long time.

(1/2)

>>49891339
Harry Potter magic may be able to do it. In the last book, Voldemort's name was made a taboo that dispelled defenses and gave the location of the speaker. What you want to do seems like it'd be within its capabilities.

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>>49891476
This was a very nice boon for me, managing to get all of these things. Hell, Mentat and Simulflow alone were pretty sick, and adding those on top of Fleshcrafting and Suk Doctor means I can pretty much do anything I want to a human body. Kind of nice for one who's planning to try and slowly upgrade oneself or wants to have the means to upgrade others.

...too bad it means I've got to watch any food I could possibly buy outside of my Warehouse, I've got a powerful person who wants me dead for whatever reason, and because I'm a Suk Doctor I can't take direct action. I can only run my ass off or make distractions with the intent to distract, not with the intent to kill. Which means I can't get rid of them anytime soon.

FUCK.

>>49891493
Cool, that works. Thanks anon.

Do we have any perks that let us steal the potential of others for ourselves?

>>49891339
Metal Gear Solid. You know how sometimes people will just say a random string of "L" syllables? The "LaLeLuLiLo", and all that? That's them trying to say "the Patriots" and the brain nanites keeping them from saying it.

>>49891560
Really now? Interesting, I'll have to look into that. Thanks anon.

>>49891450
This is the original Pathfinder claim, the one we haven't seen yet, right?
Not the three-part garbage someone posted, and was universally panned and rejected. I mean even SB hated that one, which is kinda impressive when you think about it.

>>49891567
It's notable that in the original Japanese version, that name is literally unpronounceable due to L sounds not being present in Japanese. That just doesn't come across well in the translation. Though there is a cut scene from MGS2 where Rose was going to explain that the twenty-six letter alphabet actually has a secret four extra letters that the Patriots use, maintaining that idea.

>>49891613
Yes.

>>49891497
hey ready yet another in my incessant round of Warframe questions, you can only get one warframe right? so since I have three bodies. What happens to my other two. If I go tenno?

or am I misreading this line and I only gain the points Once?
>>Upon collection of this Warframe, gain
1500 'Warframe Points' to use in the customization table. You may only gain this option once.

>>49891619
>a secret four extra letters
You what, now?

>>49891653

Wear them on your shoulders like massive pauldrons. Obv

>>49891639
Ah, good. I've been really looking forward to this jump.

>>49891653
You know, acting like that isn't going to endear me to answering these things for long. So yes, you only get one Warframe. Your other two bodies are screwed.

>>49891619
>secret four letters
Wait, what.

>>49891661
I've never been a set of pauldrons Before, but I've been really fidgety since changeling.
>>49891681
how Have I been acting??

>>49891658
>>49891687
It's a Kojima game, I don't have to explain shit.

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>>49891661
Why anon. Why would he do that.

>>49890843
That is Iowa and she is always welcome.

>>49891701
>how Have I been acting??
The fact that, after two years of doing the same damn thing, you can still ask that with an assumed straight face really makes me pray for an apocalypse of some sort.

>>49891806
What kind of apocalypse are we talking about here? Armageddon, Ragnarok, World War 3, what?

>>49891806
He's like on the Autism spectrum. He really doesn't understand a lot of social graces. So he comes off as pushy and rude. He can't recognize he's coming off as rude, because that's the way his brain is.

>>49891902
Honestly? Potato apocalypse. I want to wake up as my jumper and have all the other jumps wake up as their jumpers and then just watch the world burn ... from afar, because there's no way I'd stick around for that shit show.

>>49891902
All of them.

All of them at the same time.

>>49891909
There has to be something wrong with his wiring. I know people have tried to help him in the past and he just doesn't get it. You can literally point at shit he does, tell him don't do that, and he'll do that again seconds later.

The most irritating part is that he always goes back to the nobody helps me whine. Plenty of people have tried to help him.

Is it okay to fluff that the universe I go to in Generic Sugar Bowl is inhabited primarily by small horses with human-level intelligence?

>>49891956
Yes, but they can never be yours.

>>49891909
It's just a shame his brain is also retarded.

>>49891932
Holy shit, man. You yams are worse than bancho.

Somebodies working on Prisma Illya, right?

>>49891992
I'll admit that I crank it up to 11-thousand with that, but sometimes I just get exhausted with pure unadulterated stupidity. It's not just, it's not graduated, it's just a virulent, violent over-reaction.

>>49892008
Yeah, Batmanon was.

>>49892018
Was?

>>49892026
>>49892026
Yes. He was working on it and has, to my knowledge, continued.

>>49891955
Autism is basically your brain is wired differently. Depending on the wiring you can pass as "normal" but that just means you can hide the difference well enough. For instance social interactions require forethought, you play in your mind "I say this, and this is how they'll answer, but they could also answer with this. So I have to say X or Y depending on the situation." This mental gymnastics is common among high functioning Autists (like myself). Now it doesn't really work in the internet that way because that enternal pressure to say the right thing goes out the window.

Because his brain is wired differently, someone trying point out to him his flaws won't ever sink in. It could be he's ignoring them or he can't really change his behavior. That's the major curse for autism is that those that have it, we're mentally ridged.

>>49891991
He's pretty high functioning. From my understanding he has an apartment, a job, and a GF. Then again this is the Internet so I take his admission of these things worth a grain of salt. He does do dumb shit, and that's not the autism. That's just who he is as a person.

Even I facepalm every time he posts.

>>49889860
Keijo is alright.

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>>49891701
>>49891713
Because Pauldrons are Love, Pauldrons are Life

>>49890011
if there aren't enough powers for a full on supplement you could just make tiered costs with examples of the kinds of effects you can achieve and leave it to the individual.

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>>49892477
>Pauldrons are Love, Pauldrons are Life

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>>49892586

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>>49892607

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>>49892586
>49892586
>>49892607
>>49892632
>>49892651
What are you doing anons.

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>>49892651
That's all my pauldron posting for now. KLK is an under rated jump.

>>49892660
Expressing my love for big, white, heaving pauldrons.

>>49892632
>>49892607
>>49892586
you know that's an evil space alien trying to take over mind right?
>>49892152
college not job and I dumped the GF when she responded with " what do you want me to do about it." to the Recent loss of a loved one.
>>49891955
I Been trying to learn and I've Assimilated that people are trying to help me and I appreciate that and I'm sorry that I've been Ungrateful for that.
>>49891909
pretty much exactly that.

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I present to you the special Halloween Edition of Ben 10 jump.

>Anodite now grants magical potential
>Magic buffed and changed to Magical Prodigy
>Prepare to be spooked, because every single alien native to the Anur system is now available.

>>49892698
don't humans have the superpower of "Crossbreed with anything Sapient" In this universe? I remember that from somewhere.

Light Novel Protagonist [400, Discount for Drop-In] – ...really. Alright, fine. For starters, your hair color can now change to whatever you want at will, and nobody will ever question you on it unless you want them to. Second, you will continually find ways to attract numerous members of your desired sex without actually meaning to, often ensuring you’ll end up with some size of admirers who would happily follow you to the ends of Earth. If that’s not your thing, you’ll instead just get a fanbase that forms and grows in size as time goes on, who will happily do favors for your praise – though while Demon fans and morally ambiguous sorts will happily beat others up for you, humans and Angels, along with people from other jumps, may not be cool with their idol telling them to do sketchy things. Third, using this in a world where the internet exists will ensure a massive amount of fanfiction and art will be made of you. Have fun.

So I made this travesty for Disgaea. Does this look fine as-is or no?

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>>49892693
>you know that's an evil space alien trying to take over mind right?
Pfft. I'll win a wrestling contest in my mind, easy peasy. Afterward I get a sweet ass costume. I already had a sweet ass to go with it.

>>49892750
What kind of art?

>>49892768
>that webm
D:

>>49892750
>Light Novel
>Disgaea

and how do these fit together exactly? the perk itself looks half decent, It just doesn't seem to fit in with any of The Disgaea games I have played

>>49892750

It's fine I suppose.

>>49892698
Awesome, I was looking forward to this update!

>>49892698
Noice.

>>49892750
Well, that's cool too. I suppose-
>Fanfiction and art
*Concern*

>>49892730
Nope, that was Rooter fuckery.

>>49892750
I'm on board.

>>49892798
>>49892802
Actual Light Novels of Disgaea exist. I wish I was making this up. They even made Laharl a harem protagonist in it - something he's vehemently upset about.

I figured it would make sense to use that for the usual harem perk, here. Though I'm not 100 percent happy with it right now and may change it, the core function is basically the same.

>>49892750
Is it at least good art?

>>49892798

>half decent

so ten times better than anything you made?

>>49892850
Some of it is.
>>49892815
>>49892780
Guess.

>>49892768
>that webm

Bah gawd, that's a broken human being!

Related note, here's another Drop-In perk.

Who You Gonna Call? Jumper! [200, Discount for Drop-In] – I am not sorry for that. Anyways, you have to admit, an interdimensional tourist can have a lot to offer the rest of the multiverse. And wouldn’t you know it: Demons, Angels, and humans are all equal-opportunity employers here. If you want, you can offer your services in some fashion – as a vassal, a shopkeeper, a janitor, or even a Main Character. Sure enough, fate will conspire to rope you into your chosen role at the hands of a major figure in the world, maybe even the protagonists themselves. You don’t have precise control over who will be the one contacting or running into you in the first place, but they’ll generally be someone whose personality or goals mesh with yours. You could fish for someone you specifically know you won’t get along with, of course...if only to take all their stuff or make some kind of weird buddy cop duo. Hey, I won’t judge.

>>49892818
well all right then,too bad I had a plan for that power. also, you said all the species but i'm not seeing the high breed here. also , Does the Nemetrix have the DNA for Ship In it or was he basically a Galvanic Mechamorph?
>>49892833
oh I imagine there are,and I take it Drop in is going to be the meta-tree Then? because otherwise it really doesn't make sense.

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>>49892586
>>49892607
>>49892632
>>49892660
>>49892685
I should have Waifued Satsuki
I made a mistake

>>49892912
The Highbreed aren't from the Anur System. As for Ship, no. While ship is an animal Mechamorph he isn't the natural predator of sapient ones. If you were good enough you could modify it to accept his DNA though.

>>49892968
>Satsuki
She's a strong contender for Best Girl.

>>49892908
I like it. It will help with getting into groups like NERV.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>49892973
well I did use morphing memory to burn an alternate human form and basically replace Azmuth so I think I have a good chance of doing that. i'm going to roll for that,I roll low.

>>49892698
neat

>>49892750
>>49892908
I approve of these shenanigans

>>49892973
the Nemetrix has CP insurance right? Because I think I might've broke it.

>>49892730
Humans are basically the weakest and most worthless species in Ben 10.

>>49892968
>>49892986
>Sexually abused by a parent
>Good waifu
haha, no. The issues she has will be innumerable.

>>49893025
>>49893062
Go sit in the corner of shame, Bancho.

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>>49893075
If you can't give your Companions the health and wellness they need, you're a horrible jumper.

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>>49893075
First of all, abuse isn't her fault.
Second of all, issues can be helped, worked around, or fixed with time and help.
Third of all, have you SEEN my waifus? A good chunk of them are not what you would describe as "sane".
Like Azula

>>49893062
I would say no, but if you want to run it that way you can. Also if you absorbed Azmuth it should have been an autopass. Not only is it not as complex as the Omnitrix, you're modifying the software, not the hardware.

>>49893080
don't worry I made spares with mine craft duplication, but Whalewolf might not be doing so hot considering it is around his neck,
>>49893100
okay thank goodness, but I didn't so much as absorb him as turn into a clone of him with his memories and put him in a cryo-pod. so looks like >>49893025
wasn't as big a screwup as I thought since it's an auto pass Thank you Prof.

>>49893094
>posting shitty tumblr comics
fuck off

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>>49891476
>>49891497
(Yoshi's Island) #87
-Background: Infant (Free) -Ho boy. This... is new. LITTLE BABY RED.
-Prehensile Tongue (900CP) -For getting cookies, because cookies are awesome.
-Cry (Free) -Um... SHIT WHY DO I NEED THIS.
-Upper Body Strength (700CP) (Discount) -RED STRONK.
-Star Child (400CP) (Discount) -More force to physical, magical, and other things? LET IT BEGIN.
-Mega Guy (200CP) -I am officially 18'5" tall.
-Diaper (Free) -I DON'T EVEN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYMORE, WHAT.
-Cookies (100CP) -ALL THE COOKIES I COULD EVER WANT.
-Magic Scepter (0CP) -Wait. NO MAGIC WASTED ever? Oh fuck yes I'm taking this!
-Storytime (Free) -Pop-up book!
Dice Rolls: World 3, 2 years old
-End Choice: Next Adventure

...so first I'm an old granny, and now I'm a baby. A tiny little baby who goes 'ga ga goo' and crawls around. What the fucking fuck, Benefactor. What is this. I can't even speak properly. What is this bullshit. This is tremendous bullshit of the highest caliber and I can't believe you would stoop so low as t-

Ooh, cookies.

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>>49893075
You don't say.

>>49892698
Why isn't the Freaked Out drawback called Ecto-Neurotic?

>>49893256
Because Ghostfreak is out.

For those of you who became Lords of Vermin in SMT, what did vermin/pest did you choose? I was thinking of going with Seagulls.

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>>49893348

>>49893075
>>49893094
Also there are like a million perks that can fix psychological damage.

>>49893348
>For those of you who became Lords of Vermin in SMT, what did vermin/pest did you choose? I was thinking of going with Seagulls.
That's not very nice, anon; fujioshi aren't vermin.

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>>49893348

>>49893348
humans

that was a joke

I have a question about Forgotten Realms as someone who doesn't play dnd. What is the challenge level of a vampire for race buying purposes?

The wiki the jump links to is 13cr however the monster manual has it as +2 cr of the target race. So if I was a human vampire I should be 3 cr or 300cp, correct?

>>49893572
>The wiki the jump links to is 13cr
There's your answer.

>>49893587
So wiki>actual 3.5 dnd material?

>>49893600
Hang on, give me a few minutes to correct that mistake.

>>49893600
>So wiki>actual 3.5 dnd material?
Nice try bud.

If the jump pointed you at a particular wiki for that section, then you use the wiki for that section.

>>49893637
He is reading it wrong anyway, its 7cr for a 3rd edition vampire, he is looking at the 5th edition.

>>49893572
The template adds +2 CR. The srd, which is one of the two things the jump links you, only lists that and vampire spawns which are something else.

5e Vampires are CR13. You're looking at the wrong table on its page, as 3e Toril Vampires are CR7.

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>>49893572
I'm not sure what wiki that is, but Vampire is a template. The CR 13 vampire you're looking at is probably an example one.

It's just +2 CR of base creature.

As an aside... go Vampire Lord if you can afford the extra CR, they get more powerful and lose a bunch of weaknesses.
http://archive.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/mm/20021018a

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>>49893348
Cliff Racers

>>49893701
You know it doesn't just magic vermin out of the air, right? You either have to import them or create them if you're not using vermin that exist on your current world.

>>49893684
So would Vampire Lord be "Same as base vampire +3" so it would be bade creature +5 or 15 cr?

Honestly I'm probably spending all of my cp on it, I just want to know what it should be.

>>49893701
>>49893722
Build or magic up some sort of bucket that produces them at a ridiculously high rate.

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What are the best perks for being a Dark Lord?

>>49893722
I know.
Which is why I make a point to introduce them to every world I visit.
YOU GET CLIFF RACERS! AND YOU GET CLIFF RACERS! EVERYONE GETS CLIFF RACERS!

>>49893808
Do you at least introduce Saint Jiub as well?

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>>49893808
Anon why. I didn't think you had it in you.

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>>49893808
You've gone too far this time, anon.

You must be stopped.

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Are there any "everyone just goes with it" harem management perks?

Has anyone claimed Monster Musume yet?

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>>49893790
All of the harem perks.

All of them.

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>>49893866

>>49893859
Eh, maybe?

Tale of Phantasia, Bonds Eternal. Also Hero BBS, Damn Harem Heroes.

>>49893859
The Drop In line for Hero BBS has you covered. Tenchi has some good perks as well, but Hero is probably better for that specific purpose.

Though you might look at the Overlord game jump as well.

>>49893888
Is there a reason this isn't on the drive?

>>49893919
People don't like the jumpmaker.

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It's after 3pm EST and it's Friday, folk. Keep that in mind.

>>49893933
Bancho has shit on the drive...

So, uh, explain?

>>49893952
People really don't like the jumpmaker.

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>>49893808

>>49893952
From what I've heard of the guy, comparing the two is an insult to bancho that he doesn't deserve. Which is saying something.

>>49893941
Your attempts to incite paranoia will not work on us, shitposter.

>>49893790
The 400 CP Perk in God of War for knowing when and where people are talking about you.
8-Bit Theatre has a Perk that lets you drain love from the universe, and a perk that lets you do anything and people will still consider you the greatest villain alive.
Overlord (Either one) can get you some minions.
SMT has the Tyrant Race.
Worms Villain Perks should help.
If you take Lord of Void in Sburb for your end jump you will be a more literal Lord of Darkness, though if you want it in the evil overlord sense Rage would be better.

>>49893952
Bancho is an asshole but he doesn't deserve to be compared to DDAnon.

>>49893841
>>49893843
>>49893969
Guys, you're looking at it the wrong way.
It was a coin flip between them and Xenomorphs.

>>49893919
Because it's porn, and porn isn't allowed on the drive.

>>49894028
Disagree. I think they are about the same, except reading DDAnon's Jumps and posts doesn't make me want to gouge my eyes out.

>>49894053
Xenomorphs are better than cliff racers

>>49894061
DDAnon's bullshit is way worse than an unfiltered douchebag and his disfigured waifus.

>>49894073
They make for a more interesting fight, at least.

>>49893919
metaburgers

>>49894073
The alien jump was such a disappointment. I want to be the xenomorph.

>>49893776
Yes. You first have to get the Vampire template with a +2, then Vampire Lord with an extra +3,

So that'd be a +5 CR total, on top of your base creature.

You could get 10 class levels for those 10 CR you need to qualify for Vampire Lord, but CR doesn't automatically translate to levels/hitdice... So you might end up with more than CR15 if you want to grab a powerful base creature (or less, if you just get something bulky).

>>49894130
Disagree. I can't stand reading Teras misshapen text. It pisses me off further how actually ugly Ghostbusters and PS238 are. I adore both of those settings, but I can't stand to look through and read their Jumps. DDAnon's content is bland, but Teras is WAY worse, in my opinion.

>>49894130
Seriously disagree. I mean DDAnon was a prick but there's some stuff that I just can't unsee.

>>49894130

Also disagree. Tera is a plague on all created Jump's cloging up the drive with shit and preventing anyone from clearing it out.

>>49894158

The first thing I looked for in the Jump was a xenomorph race.

>>49894187
Oh as a Jumpmaker Bancho is definitely worse, I was referring to the bullshit they have both pulled outside of their subpar jumps of which DDAnon's is more egregious.

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>>49894158
Being the Xenomorph would be best, yes.

>>49894322
Xenomorph is not for waifuing.

>>49894334
But every xenomorph is a female drone that could potentially become a queen, anon.

so how close have you come to ending your jumps for the friends you made in that jump?
i almost stopped jumping when i did Kill la Kill

>>49894350
And the artist's concept art is not canon.

>>49894367
It's alien biology, it's a single-sex species and the queen reproduces asexually.

>>49894367
>inb4 "hurr durr jumper, can make it that way"

>>49894388
>>49894367
I have no stake in this argument because the idea of waifuing a Xenomorph creeps me the fuck out. But I have one word for you.

Geneforge.

>>49894187
Tera has never gone to another forum and begged them to come raid us for being mean to him.

>>49894365
Not at all, the chain comes before everything, even friends.

>>49894448
But he has gone to the /tg/ Parliament threads and tried to roleplay his jumper self, insisting he was a golden example of how all jumpers are.

>>49894367
To be fair, Giger's original concept had big, succulent lips and a pair of perky tits.

Also a three foot spike penis.

>>49894461
So? Not as bad as actively encouraging raids. That's a step up from being a shithead.

>>49894468
Seriously? I'm both curious and creeped out. Link?

>>49894322
Avp never

>>49894443
Is it out?

>>49894480
Google is your friend. I don't normally keep art of big alien spike dicks on my computer.

>>49894365
Not at all, I want to experience everything, and I'll see them again eventually.
>>49894487
Sorry, I read the release date wrong and thought it came out in early September, which is why I deleted my post.

>>49894502
*mixed up with the Japanese release date.

>>49894468
To be fair, the finished product of the xenomorph isn't that far off. It is literally made of penises and vagina dentata.

>>49894468
>spike penis.
I don't think they had that part, though there is a pic of one whose breast is a spike being driven through someone's jaw so anything is possible.

>>49894158
>The alien jump was such a disappointment.
Seeing as how the jump only covers the one movie you could just make your own jump in that universe with blackjack and Xenomorph hookers.

>>49894468
>Also a three foot spike penis.
The fan art isn't canon either.

>>49894742
I'm sorry, are you unfamiliar with H.R Giger's work? Literally everything has a penis, for him. I'm sure there are some of his pieces that are non-phallic, but they are far in the minority.

Do money items regenerate at the start of each jump?

>>49894963
Usually not, unless they say they do.

>>49894946
I see no penises on any of the alien pictures, though the positioning of the tails in some of the images is quite phallic.

>>49894946
If it's not a dick, it's a pussy. If it's not a pussy, it's a titty. No titties? DSL lips. None of that? Not his work. Welcome to Giger.

>>49895051
You must be looking at different pictures than I am, because the xenomorphs I'm familiar with are made of penises and skeletons wrapped in black latex. It's nowhere even close to subtle. The Alien franchise is about rape, the monster being incredibly phallic is intentional.

Could a To'kustar from Ben 10 take on and beat an NGE style Angel?

>>49895151
A few of them, the ones with weaker AT Fields. But the really strong AT Fields are durable enough to shrug off multiple nuclear...er, excuse me "non-nuclear but have the same yield as genuine nuclear" warheads without being scratched. As strong as To'kustars are, they haven't been seen to output the incredible energies needed to crack Ramiel's or Zeruel's fields. You need either ridiculous firepower or some way to circumvent the field. Magic may help. Psionics, too.

>>49895205
They have been shown to destroy small planetoids.

>>49895205
The To'kustars can blow up smaller planets. The yield of nukes is nothing compared to that.

>>49895051
>>49895143
There is nothing at all sexual about xenomorphs. It is just science fiction. There is no subtext to the design or function of any of the xenomorphs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLkyg_j3BXM

>>49894181
So I would need 10 class levels and lets say as a human vampire lord cr 6 if I am reading it right? For a total of 1,600 cp at the minimum. I'm planing on a vampire build so I'll probably do it.

Should I go ten levels in necromancer or wizard?

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>>49894641
Why not make a Space Station 13 jump?

Oh wait, I'm already doing that, just at such a slow pace I don't want to claim anything just yet.

>>49895229
>>49895231
I don't recall that ever happening. I guess I missed that episode, then. Well, my apologies, if that's the case. I was going off of the fights I've seen where they appear to be typical kaiju-scale threats. If they really are planet-busters, they yeah, I'd say they can kill an Angel.

>>49895233
Did you miss the director and crew talking about how the movie is basically about rape?

>>49895229
>>49895231
>>49895259
They can, but it's completely irrelevant.

From the jump:
>+Energy blasts strong enough to destroy Pluto and small fleets of space ships
>-Energy blasts aren't nearly that strong when fighting people for some reason

>>49895250
Lewd

>>49895229
>>49895231
>>49895259
The jump itself states they could blow up something the size of Pluto (as seen in one of the video games), but they can't bring that same firepower to bear in fights, again according to the jump. Since I plan on helping the pilots as To'kustar, I was wondering if I could fight and beat an Angel still.

>>49895259
>>49895321
Their feats are inconsistent as fuck, my personal wank on the subject is that their space radiation based powers are stronger out of atmosphere where they have space radiation to work with beyond what they can produce themselves.

>>49895339
That fits with them being Ultraman references. The Ultramen are always stronger away from Earth, for that exact reason. Being in atmosphere limits their ability to absorb cosmic energy.

>>49895339
Ah, I see. Well, that would allow me to fight Arael and stop it from mindraping Asuka, at least, and I could drag some of the more physical Angels into space and fight them there. Wonder if the Dirac Sea counts as space...

>>49895245
Almost. If you go Human, then your CR is just that 5 from Vampire+VampireLord, I think? You replace the single racial hitdie with your Class hitdice.

Anyhow, you get the first level in your Class free, so you only have to pay 1400cp at minimum.

Wizard is damn good. Dread Necromancer is less great, but nice and flavorful... though it goes more to the lich side than vampire.

>>49895309
>>49895321
There is pretty enormous gap between the energy needed to destroy Pluto and a nuke. A Toku'star would almost certainly one shot any given Angel regardless.

>>49892698
Also, what is up with that ruling? Do the To'kustars have some conceptual 'blowing up planet' ability?

>>49895403
They are based on Ultaman so>>49895339 is probably an accurate description of the reason for that, though since it is unconfirmed it is still wank.

>>49895284
>slap fight between two people arguing the sexual subtext of Giger xenomorphs
>no one posts any sources one way or another
>post scene where:
>>black dredlocked xenomorph hybrid extends long object into the mouth of a screaming white woman
>>object begins to pulse and pump, visibly distending the womans body as it pumps her full
>>another woman watches and screams helplessly as this happens
>>smash cut to a scene where the spawn of the black dreadlocked xenomorph hybrids explode out of the bellies of the pregnant white women, killing the women and their legitimate unborn children
Gee, anon. It's about rape? I hadn't clued into that. I just posted a scene from a Alien movie. It must just be dumb luck that it completely underlines the sexual subtext of xenomorph design and function.

>>49895403
To'kustars were introduced as this really powerful thing, and then had to be nerfed for the plot later on. This is not that rare of an occurrence in Ben 10.

>>49895403
It's like Supernatural and Exalted. Kung-fu can be made viable regardless of personal power. What really matters is plot.

>>49895403
>Do the To'kustars have some conceptual 'blowing up planet' ability?
Their power is either proportional to the amount of ambient cosmic radiation they have to work with or inversely proportional to the plot significance of their current target. Considering the show these are both perfectly valid theories.

In No Game No Life if I take both Seeing the Future and Human Calculator would it be safe to say that I'm about the equal of Shiro in terms of feats?

>>49895690
I think you would need weapons of the weak too.

>>49895403
It also says "[not nearly] strong enough to destroy... small fleets of spaceships".

>>49895774
Anon what it says is
>+Huge body means huge strength
>+Incredible durability
>+Able to live in space
>+Can generate cosmic storms to live in and travel between solar systems while in space
>+Energy blasts strong enough to destroy Pluto and small fleets of space ships
>-Energy blasts aren't nearly that strong when fighting people for some reason
->Too big to use things built for most other species

>>49895789
>-Energy blasts aren't NEARLY THAT STRONG when fighting people for some reason

Yes, and "that" refers to both "energy blasts strong enough to destroy Pluto" and "energy blasts strong enough to... small fleets of space ships". Emphasis mine.

>>49895826
You combined two lines without context or explanation.

>>49895826
So you were deliberately misrepresenting the statement?