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If I could be anything in 40k I'd be a bolter shell. I want to lie naked and greasy in a magazine with my cylindrical brethren, squeezed in like sardines. I want to watch jealously as those above me are pushed into the bolter's chamber and fired one by one, and I'd quiver with anticipation as my own turn neared. When my time came, I'd be thrust roughly into the chamber and, without preamble or foreplay, be jolted hard from behind as the firing pin pistoned into me. As my propellant began to squirt shamelessly from my casing-anus, I would be pumped deep down the well-used barrel of the bolter by the expanding gases, roaring with unleashed joy. Leaving the muzzle with a loud thump, I would know the ecstacy of hurtling through the air on a column of anal fire, joyously blazing headlong towards my destructive climax. When I hit my target I'd plough into their flesh with abandon, all thought lost except to get inside them as deeply as possible. Then I'd end my existence with an orgasmic explosion, my slutty shrapnel shredding through meat and bone, my lewd blast pressure creating a gaping wet hole, both my duty and my pleasure consumated with my death. Hail the Armorium!
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wew lad
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>>49880239
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>>49880239
The thing that scares me about this post is not what you wrote. It's not even the possibility you might actually mean it. It's the fact that even if you did, it still wouldn't make it into the top 10 of the most bizarre things I've seen on this very board.
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>>49880404
Shhhhh don't tell him he won they aren't here with the cake and balloons yet.
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>>49880239
>Wanting to be a pathetic bolter shell
>Not a glorious Hunter missile
Its like you dont want to cleanse the air of heretics.
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>>49880239
Pretty good.
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>>49880239
Well you yet again manage to exceed my expectations. This one wasn't even that gross. Still fucking weird and uncomfortable, but an improvement.
Where will he go from here, lads? He's done DEldar, multiple forms of Chaos, vehicles, space marines, weapons.
Maybe a chainsword? Or something to do with xenos.
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>>49880239
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>>49880239
I'm so fucking confused.
I thought this shit was caseless?
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What if the guy rolls a 1 o 2 and misses?
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>>49881265
I've definitely seen SM sprues with streams of spend cases as upgrade options. My guess is the old GW inconsistent tech cop out, "Depends on the forge world."
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>>49881161
>join the chapter, they said
>you'll win great glory, they said
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>>49881265
Nah, that's generic autoguns. Bolters have a casing which holds the booster charge used to get it up to speed before the gyrojet kicks in, dodging the "stopped by a finger down the barrel" problem of actual gyrojets.
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>>49880239
I have a friend who's into tile patterns that you'd like.
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>>49881265
Well, you thought wrong.
>>49881362
Caseless bolters are clearly mentioned between "Baneblade was a light tank" and "Leman Russ was a tractor."
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