>Powerful enchanted piercings The typical adventurer

>>49861306
I play an elf, your argument is invalid.

>>49861306

The last adventurer I played, if they offered asmuch benefit as wearing clothes, would probably parade around in nothing but powerfully enchanted piercings of various types.

>>49861306
Wear them on your nipples. No one can see them if you're wearing a shirt.

>>49861306
Ears or nipples?

>>49861306
I play a half-elf Swashbuckler/Dragon Sorcerer named Fabio.
As long as it isn't female clothing he will wear it.

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>>49861402
/tg/ at it's finest

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>>49861306
Stop trying to inject my fetishes into the game, DM.

>>49861306
I've worn uglier shit in real life.

>>49861623
Full pic?

>>49861306
Well, they look kind of dangly. You don't want those shaking around when you're fighting, What if they tear off? Painful, and you lose the enchantment's benefits.

>>49861306

Depends on the powers/

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Honestly if someone offered me gaudy earrings which gave me the ability to punch someone through the chest, I would.

>The source of the BBEGS powers is the tiny enchanted nose ring/bellybutton ring.

Face it, this is a clever gimmick and your average player would never figure it out. Even if the GM mentioned it, they'd probably just ignore it.

>>49861306
>Powergaming rollplaying WAACfaggots wouldn't wear a sequined bustier as a male Minotaur if it gave them fantastic stats

Uh huh. Mechanical benefit outweighing silly appearance is older than the flagrant example that is WoW. Now if you'll excuse me, my +5 codpiece of dexterity must be shined twice daily.

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>>49861306
>a series of full-body piercings cumulatively as powerful as the most legendary armor
>but you can't wear clothes over them

>>49861405
Navel? :^)

>>49861306
Did you just implied people care about how their character looks and not about the bonus gear provides?

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>not dressing solely in enchanted jewelry