>Roll a perception check >Rolls a 11 >431 (+20 racial,

It beholds the face of the formless chaos; the Great Sea from which all must spring and all must eventually slouch back into again.

It beholds a speck of matter in the sea of that vast timeless void; and hanging in that cloud of dust and light it sees a tiny joke upon all of creation; mankind, in all his glory and folly.

>>49858250
an empty 10x10 room

>>49858286
It sees OP, not shit posting for once.

>>49858286
In that case it sees fuck-all. Can you imagine how annoying it would be if you were UNABLE to see anything less than everything at any given time? This Elder God must have the worst ADD ever.

It sees a fair amount, too bad its a bit nearsighted.

>>49858357
>Elder God
That's a biblical Angel, a Throne to be exact.

>what does it see

"Yes"

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Just a box. Harmless.

Nothing of interest.

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>>49858563
I want to open it!

>>49858250
Whatever it damn well wants.

It sees me, doing your mom.

>>49858250
It becomes the first and only creature able to see your dick.

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>>49858286
>>49858333
But does it see why kidds love cinnamon toast crunch?

>>49858435
That's an Ophan(im?) not a throne.

>>49858444
And then some dwemer create a great big NO and everything gets fucked up

>>49858357
Their minds probably work much differently. Octopi don't get their arms tangled, do they? If these things have a supernatural ability to be all-seeing, they probably have a supernatural ability to process all of that information.

>>49859536
Tomato, Solanum lycopersicum.

>>49859661
Octopi actually have pretty crap spatial reasoning. An octopus doesn't know where its arm is in relation to its body unless it has line of sight on it, unlike humans who are usually aware of where their limbs are at any given time.

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>>49859418
I laughed way, way more than I should have. Underbasted roast, anon.

>>49858435
Exactly. All the original biblical texts, angels would speak "Do not be afraid" when they appeared to mortals, because no one could accurately describe their form. The visions of winged, handsome people we know of now as angels came about hundreds of years later.

>>49859721
They might not have very good centralised kinesthetic sense, but their arms know how to take care of themselves.

>>49859736
I am honestly shocked no one else made the joke. Heck I was even expecting it to be the second or third reply, something OP himself set up.

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>>49859874
Theology student here, can confirm.

>tfw a seraph floats in the bar and gives your girlfriend multiple orgasms by making eye contact

>>49859874
Isn't "Do not be afraid" actually a command or suggestion effect, rather than a message of peace?

>>49860558
Don't seraphs incinerate anything that looks at them? That's why they cover themselves with their multiple wings?

>>49860599
There's a lot of burning and fire metaphors for orgasm in Aramaic and Koine Greek. So probably both simultaneously. What a way to go.

>>49858250
Considerinng how stingy DMs can be with clues, probably something vague like
"It sees a single footprint in the muddy road".

>>49860739
Tell me more about these metaphors! I remember that a metaphor for fear in ancient Egyptian is to have fire in your heart, but I'm excited to hear what u have to say pham

>>49860599
They covered their eyes with wings because they were right next to God's throne, and even for perfect being such as angels, the Divine glory was too much to look upon.

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>>49862337
And they also covered their feet because they were too impure to walk in gods presence.

>>49862947
Where is Metatron?

>>49863101
What's a metatron?

>>49863101
Pretty sure Metatron's an archangel.

>>49863730
I think he's the bookkeeper amongst the Archangels.

>>49858286
>the face of the formless chaos
arikh-anpin

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>Roll to climb
>Rolls an 11
>501 (+2 strength, +488 244 extra arms)
How far can it climb?

>>49871874
You climb about your running length per 130.
So.... 4 times its movement? Whatever that is?
So it do a climb check to avoid moving slow

>>49863253
I don't know, what's a metatron with you?

>>49871874
Ball of Arms Man. A classic.

>>49858250
>What does it see.

The face of God.

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>>49858250
>Uh, there's a finite amount of detail to take in, making most of the eyes redundant, but okay: The door is obviously made from very old oak and is slightly ajar, the bottommost hinge having rusted and worn with time. The cobblestone the comprises the north and west walls is showing similar signs of being old and worn, with what you can discern as water damage. The south wall is comparatively new, as if it were built within recent months. The east wall seems to sit somewhere in the middle of the timeframe, not as showing as much signs of age as the rest but not nearly as new as the south wall. The east wall also has small dirt mounds in places high off the floor, and almost thirty visible ants trailing a path between them. The floor has had some kind of damp carpet on it for a long time, but it was removed months ago. The roof shows about as little signs of age as the east wall, the wood demonstrating the carpenter's skill. There's a small loose stone in the corner, and a beetle has taken residence in the hole it once belonged to. The beetle is slow to respond to stimuli however, and is likely about to die from age.

>"Can you just give me the abridged version of 'this is the interesting things' next time?"

>>49872114
>I walk away
>Take 11d6 sneak attack damage from the beetle ninja