>while traveling, your character is approached by as fairy

>>49757136
Lets go with the L5R character for a campaign that recently ended.
Trapped in a loveless political marriage, and stuck with the party due to circumstances outside of their control.
They would probably wish for a confidant.

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>>49757136
Too see justice done is it's own reward!

But, if you must grant me a request, then how about a smile? After all, you look so dour, and that's no way for a pretty lady such as yourself to be!

>>49757136
>"Are you stretchy?"

The "fairy" is clearly a daemon and therefore is going to have bolt rounds applied to it with great prejudice.

>>49757170
why not wish for you and your spouse to love each other?

>>49757136
>inadvertently
We saved the entire fae kingdom from being stuck as mindless ravening monsters, it's a bit more than inadvertent.

>>49757830
>One of your previous endeavors inadvertently aided the fairy
>Fairy is a daemon
What the fuck was your previous endeavor?
Obviously this is some sort of neutral, third party.
Give that fairy a bolter and make that request to have her aid you in your fight against chaos.

>>49757896
Daemons play the long game. Perhaps the party eliminated a rival daemon.

hot fae dickings, plz

>>49757860
Dissilusionment and mutual loathing by this point has pretty much killed that. Also, the Scorpion owe a favour and are 'dealing' with the situation.

>>49757136

BRING BACK BOWIE!

>>49758006
>implying a mere fae could bring back the Goblin King

>>49757136
I would like the fairy to perform a single jumping jack.

>>49757953
So giving the daemon a bolter and having him enact the emperor's will is a losing prospect why?

>>49757136
Go to your mother and ask her about her day.

>>49758048
Now I'm sad.

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>>49757136
I request a better fairy.

>>49757136
"So... what is within your power? You are very small after all. I mean are we talking a tray of cookies level wishes or the formation of a new nation level? I don't actually want a new nation or anything. Well, actually I kind of want the cookies, but I don't want to waste this wish if it can do more than just cookies."

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>>49758312
I got you covered.

>>49757136
I must confess, that to request aid in my journey would be to defeat the point, I seek enlightenment of the self through my own action and direction.
However that is not to say that I am not grateful that you view the efforts of one such as I as worthy of your favor, and if you truly believe that you must reward me, then I shall gladly accept whatever you decide is a suitable repayment of friendship.

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>>49758637
>I am enlightened by my own actions

>>49758707
More of a solipsistic monk, actually

A powder that will heal wounds, cure diseases, cure abnormalities, and restore my hair.

>>49757136
Depending on the pc:

>A quest (or a strong drink, failing that)
>To know who she is
>To know how to find more faries
>To kill his uncle

>>49758914
>Mfw I just wanted to poke anon with a joke over his choice of words
>Mfw I learned something new about philosophy today
why must you be so nice ;-;

>>49757136
Help us find more soldiers, we'll take anyone. I mean anyone. Are you related to anyone powerful perhaps?

Barring that, information. Is there a continent to the east that is populated and if so how long would it take to get there?

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>>49757136

I'm hungry...MAKE ME A SANDWICH! Please? Also, thank you for offering to help.

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>>49757830

>Firing upon a young abhuman who is offering you the Emperor's aid

Not even Krieg would do that you... you double heretic!

>>49757136
>BRING ME THE HEAD OF FRIEDREICH EINHAMMER, FAY!
Explanation: Friedreich Einhammer is a cunt. Also he killed people and plucked out my character's eye. Would have gone for the other one too and left me for dead in an unfamiliar coastline. We don't like each other very much.

>>49759264
"W-wait!"
"Before you go, I- I need to ask!"

"If I pull that off, would you die?"

>>49758147
Because it'll bite you in the ass later

>>49758147
>trusting daemons

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>>49758312
>>49758582
Plebs

>>49759220
that topping looks so tasty
what is it
I must know

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>>49757136

My Character is a Elf-Fey and a Mid-level noble of the Autumn court (Summer, Winter, Yes Autumn)

What the fuck is SHE going to give me that I couldn't order from my other servants? Another sprite in my eternal service is fine I suppose.

Also. It's not a reward she is giving me. I an offering her an opportunity to further her services to the Fey.

She now owes me twice.

>>49757136

>The arch-militant puts a hand on the rogue trader's shoulder and just shakes his head at him.

>>49757136
Give me all that is you. Your power, your knowledge, your connections. Cease to be, and become but another name that I am known by, that I may walk between Earth and the twilight realms as I please, wielding the power of both.

...what? No takebacks.

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>>49757136
Oh, thank God.
What is that song that goes "Chickadee China The Chinese Chicken?"

>>49757136
permanent dex boost please

>>49757136
>Oh, uh, I guess you could me what exactly I did and how it aided you. I'd just be happy to know how I managed to help you

Never trust a fey to grant a request to your benefit. Never. Their minds are not always the same as yours, nor are their morals. Best to try and figure out how the hell you've aided them and try to take steps not to repeat your mistake in the future.

>>49761596
FUCK, now i've got that damned song stuck in my head.

>>49757136
"Spread my story. Give evildoers a chance to fear me."

Give me a genie lamp, I'd trust one more than you.

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>>49761733

Fairies are a degree removed from fey - they're typically safe so long as you carefully describe what you want from them: their whole thing is trying to emulate humans, after all.

>>49757136
>Shadowrun
"You're a fairy right? Do you all know each other? Because if so, I wish to find and maim a certain fairy who had, within a week after hiring her, collapsed a smalltime Corp, sunk a private Aztechnology yacht while slaughtering all crew aboard, and commited several acts of public terrorism. She deserves a lot more than Lonestar..."

>>49761883
>Fairies are a degree removed from fey

You won't fool me a third time you diminutive winged demon! After losing an eye I'm wise to your games!

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>>49757136
To serve the fairy as her man servant and to tickle her feet whenever I desire.

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>>49759520
Nicely played

>>49761273
Its literally sprinkles and butter, Bruce. It's what a typical Aussie cunt gets for his birthday cake.

>>49757136
Depends on setting
For my current campaign?
>Faires are about as real as my sex life, I know you're up to something so beat it

>>49759520
You managed to make me laugh with baneposting.
You have a gift.

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>>49762297

No stop, it's true! What you're dealing with is fey making you think that they're fairies! They're trying to trick you to turn against us just because they think it's dumb that we aren't trying to be mean to you!

Bring back 80's speed metal

>>49764937
what?

>>49757136
To be transformed into a cute fairy myself

>>49766721
Will you thank her by kissing her nose anon?

>>49766721
>your clothes don't transform
>no clue how to use your wings
>fairy magic works different
Tiny, naked, defenseless. Hope nothing finds you too soon.

>>49757312
What a fag

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>>49766621
He said, "Bring back 80's speed metal"
I assume it's his wish.

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>>49767505
>Tiny, naked, defenseless. Hope nothing finds you too soon.
>implying that not the point

>>49757136
To join the party and help until an equal amount of repayment has been made.

They will be paid in headpats and sweet treats, and when they attain 1,000 in total they will be allowed to leave.

>>49761596
>>49761733
semi-charmed life by third eye blind

otherwise known as the DODODODODODODOOO song

>>49758147
Offering a daemon one of the most sacred tools offered by the Munitorium? You should be purged for even suggesting such a grievous offence.

>>49758954
Upon the fairy's vanishing into thin air, you find a velvet satchel in your palm. However, the fairy did not provide any instructions on how to use it.

>>49769218
I stick my dick in it of course.

The fairy and the satchel.

>>49761596
>>49769069
I believe you'll find that it's "One Week" by the Barenaked Ladies.

>>49768895
>a frog finds you
>finds you tasty, that is

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>>49769550
I wonder if he likes popsicles.

>>49757136
Give me macca.

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>>49769550

>>49761596
I'm going to make a character whose eventual goal is to figure out the name of that one song that goes like
doo dooo
doo doo doo do do do doodle do doo dooo
wait, or was it doo do dooo....

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>>49757136
I ask her to become my big sister and tenderly dominate me as part of my interplanar onee-chan harem.

>>49771837
>Interplanar onee-chan harem
But anon, they're all going to fight over who gets to cuddle you.

>>49761167
Star > Luna > Sunny

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>>49772100

>>49757136
The permanent address of Utsuho Reiuji.
I'll figure out how to get there on my own.

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>>49769550

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>trusting fae

>>49757312
I wish for a bowl of boiled eggs and some of your time

>>49757136
>"Might you please go to my homeland and tell my parents I'm still alive? I've been away for so long, they're surely starting to worry."

They're not actually worried at all, though. The dead worry for nothing. They caught the plague while he was away and he doesn't even know. This is why nobody returns his letters.

>>49774055
Fun fact! Frogs blink when they swallow because their eyeballs being pushed back into their head helps shove their prey into their stomach!

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>>49775711
;_;

>>49761883
in our setting
fairies are naive mostly good but some what mischievous fea, essentially tiny children with wings.
pixie are satan in fairy form

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>>49757136

That he has good dreams when he sleeps, and not nightmares.

If that's too much, maybe a good-luck kiss?

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Well, to give her an idea of what I want, I read her a story.

>>49757136
Absolutely nothing. The fae are never to be trusted. Its exceedingly likely that I never did anything that aided her and she's simply baiting me into requesting something of her. I'd then be bound to perform some untoward action for her in recompense or forced to pay my pound of flesh to that misaligned court from which she hails

>>49757136
Take me to gensokyo with you

>>49779531
>the fairy hands your character a noose

>>49757136
That she return to Arcadia, and never again turn her attention to the real world.

Fucking Gentry.

>>49761733
>>Oh, uh, I guess you could me what exactly I did and how it aided you. I'd just be happy to know how I managed to help you
Literally the only post that knows how to talk to the fair folk.
Most of the rest of you would likely be praying for death.
A couple of you meant well, but still invited disaster.

>>49758977
>>To know who she is
Honorable mention

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>>49774160
YOU WILL NOT TEACH ANON TO SUCK EGGS

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>>49758006
done

I ask the fairy for its true name.

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>>49766621

>>49757136
If she's powerful enough, grant immortality to my character's wife
If not, take away his own immortality and allow him to age alongside his wife

is this where the dank fairy lewd memes are coming from

>>49783235
I thought 4chan is where all the dank lewd memes come from

>>49768895
what's the sauce on this gif?

>>49757136
The recipe for the pie that one old lady sold to the dragonborn

I want to do lewd things with the fairy, but I don't think I'd waste a request on that.

>>49757136
A lifetime of loyal service. Good help is hard to find.

>>49790755
What kind of fucking adventurer are you?

>>49757136
i wish the fairy's asshole had taste buds

>>49758006
She tells you that Bowie left of his own free will out of disgust with the mortal world. He could come back any time he wanted, but chooses not to.

>>49790755
fag

I wish that the fairy would continuously orgasm for the rest of eternity.

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>>49783235

No, that would be /jp/.