Give me your donut steel.
>>49730160
>>49730160
>>49730160
>>49731221
OK I laughed
>>49731221
First Person Shooters are really becoming AMAZING!
>>49731221
Are those...what?
Cigarettes or something? I presume he's smuggling something?
>>49731816
WHY DO I HAVE A BONER
>>49731764
>low-rez crap
>five minutes of cutscene
>whole time waiting for some dipshit to pull over and get out of his car
>even then I can't see the guy because my own car is in the way
>two seconds of playtesting would have fixed this obvious bug
>"amazing"
Call of Duty: Police Harassment was a mistake
>>49731816
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SEXUALIZE DENTAL HYGIENE?
>>49731933
To keep up with ear cleaning?
>>49731933
look at this homo
>>49731933
You may laugh at this, but the last time I was at the dentist, to get dental calculus cleared, she went "oh and let me show you how to brush better"... felt all kinds of inappropriate. Especially considering that it wasn't my usual middle-aged dentist but some trainee fresh out of college.
>>49731933
Simply cleaning teeth is a really quite tame, as fetishes go. I'd take it over monstergirls and furry any day. And if it gets people to take good care of their mouths, all the better.
>tfw flossing feels much better than it has any right to
>tfw still keep forgetting to floss anyway
>>49731933
And make sure to brush the tongue.
>>49731856
>>49731933
>normies not recognizing literally the most memetic scene from Nisemono
>>49732205
>>49732262
>posting images without filenames in a filename thread
can you stop
>>49731834
Milk cartons.
>>49732291
>>49732318
>>49732331
>>49730177
Holy shit. Time Wizards... I vaguely remember that. Someone post the screencap/PDF please.
>>49732338
>>49732350
there's an actual system out there too, in pdf form. i don;t have that.
>>49732359
>>49730600
what the mcfuck
where are my sides
>>49732385
If you watch this gif: i am very, very sorry. but the Ant follows a set of very specific rules, and it yields a non-repeating pattern... up to a point where suddenly the rules hit into a very specific repeating pattern... which is well after this gif ends and requires a much larger grid.
>>49732410
>>49732410
I don't quite understand.
>>49732410
What is this? Turing machine for ants?
>>49732452
>>49732443
Ant moves forward 1 space. If the space it is standing on is White, it turns Right and turns that space Black. then moves forward 1 space. If that space is Black then it turns Left, makes the space White and moves forward 1 space.
I don't know why i posted it in a filename thread. Have this as an apology.
>>49732338
. . . . nobody else ever did this as a kid?
only have some taken from other threads.
>>49732587
I like their faces. They look so impish.
>>49732611
I only have a few.
>>49732644
>>49732611
>>49732680
>>49732693
>>49732704
>>49731933
You haven't heard about Oral Hygeine Bro? He was a guy on 4chan that brushed his sister's teeth so sensually that she married him and had his child.
>>49732611
So that guy died, right? Blue ring octopi are scary.
>>49732690
Whoops. Wrong one. Let's go high-brow from a chess thread.
>>49732741
Imma gonna need the whole story here.
>>49732677
>good discussion gets hijacked and turns into a fetish-thread
>>49732744
And now /tg/ related as opposed to traditional gaming related.
>>49732611
This is still the most dangerous thing I've ever seen someone do on the internet.
>>49732764
Hey, I said I was sorry for posting those hips already, okay?
> Implying Fetish threads aren't good discussion threads anyways.
>>49732780
>>49732801
>>49732816
Even Desk Jockeys can be dangerous if their desks have enough armour.
>>49732834
>>49732780
That wasn't about the hips. I meant it as a broader thing with the board.
>>49732854
>>49732723
>>49732693
l-lewd
>>49732896
>>49732891
That show was underrated.
>>49732919
>>49732919
>>49732845
>the all that guy party
Ayup.
>>49732941
>>49732763
You've really haven't heard about Oral Hygiene Bro? He's just one of several success stories of people on 4chan becoming closer to their families.
https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/blob/master/Stories/Oral-Hygiene.md
Here's a copy of most of the posts, although it doesn't have the update he brought up later when he told us how his family was doing.
>>49732611
This man gon die
>>49732951
Ayup. You weren't supposed to like any of them though. All they needed was the addition of Gambit and it would have been perfect.
>>49732964
There are better alignments out there.
>>49732993
Aw shit, just realized most of /tg/ is probably too young to recognize that picture.
>>49733008
>>49733005
>>49733026
>>49733043
>>49732644
I just realized something.
In fantasy,(generic) All Elves look similar to females. In essence Feminity superior, no exception. From their elegance, pride, celibate nature, and dedication to arts.
While dwarves all look similar to males. Masculinity without end. Fighting, drinking, beard growing, ancestor worshipping, unbreakable conservatism and a bit of rashness.
Am I right /tg/ or am I just retarded?
>>49732834
What is that vehicle? I want to know.
>>49733066
You're just retarded. Because you're judging alien species by human-centric conventions, ironically displaying the exact same dumbfuckery attitude that the picture was originally about.
>>49733057
>>49733057
But which is which?
>>49733070
Damned if I know. Got it from here
> https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/worst-tank-design.335210/page-5#post-17089141
>>49732997
Oh god, the poor children
>>49733093
>>49733100
They're clearly both correct, just from different perspectives.
The cat ears being present in both shows the truth.
>>49733113
>>49732941
>>49733113
Sauce?
>>49733128
Amagi Brilliant Park.
It's decent if you like animu comedies.
>>49733151
>>49733179
>>49732941
>>49730274
Can't women in anime enjoy being fucked without it being depraved?
Christ, women in Japan must be miserable.
>>49733057
>you notice the top panel Hastur also has cat ears.
>>49731873
I don't understand, is that supposed to be a bananna?
>>49733232
Good catch.
>>49733208
everyone in japan is miserable
>>49733208
see >>49733280
also pic related, a society that repressed basically can't help it.
>>49733288
>>49733208
Sure can. It's called femdom.
>>49732597
I was too fat.
>>49733307
Japan cannot into femdom.
>>49733352
Silly.
>>49733368
Damn. Harsh.
>>49733005
I'm 30, and I still don't.
But THAT one is Kitiara isn't it?
>>49733124
Perfect cop movie, comedy or otherwise.
>>49733070
Image search give me some kind of artillery tractor. Got more info on the Vickers-Berthier machine gun mounted on it.
>>49733481
What happened in there?
>>49733508
's cool
>>49733520
premature detonation
>>49733307
I said *without* being depraved. Femdom is just the opposite of "be gentle senpai eeeeeeeeee".
>>49733208
>implying anyone in Japan ever gets laid
>>49733435
Both are Kitaria. First one is her in her full Regalia.
>>49730274
Is one of those in the middle towards the top literally having her brain devoured by semen?
Is it just on her head?
What the fuck?
>>49733615
Always liked Kit. I read Darkness and Light when I was a kid wayyyyy before I read the Dragonlance chronicles.
>>49733647
I think it's a brainfuck
>>49733647
it's metaphorical
>>49732804
I've seen this one before, and it's just as funny the second time around. Source?
>>49733797
turn down for
>>49732941
What's this from lol (or is it fake)
>>49733935
It's from Unlimited Blade Works, though the subs are a joke.
The subs aren't out of character for him.
>>49733935
Google image search matein case you're on the phone it's the new Fate anime
>>49733949
related, from the same anime
>>49733959
> Implying Google Image search isn't shit these days
They neutered it so that it wouldn't offend Dindus by identifying them as gorillas.
The fucked up part is that I'm serious.
>>49733959
New? It's from 2014.
>>49733493
Actually, Basic Set already has medieval weaponry, sharks and some rules for diving.
>>49733897
>>49733971
>it's been two years
>>49733968
>The fucked up part is that I'm serious.
citation? (genuinely interested)
>>49734043
> http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-33347866
I mean, ironically I found this with a quick google search.
>>49733988
SWEET, LETS FUCKIN DO THIS
>>49734080
>>49734043
Sorry, that was the photo app. Here's one about their image search
> http://fusion.net/story/312527/google-image-search-algorithm-three-black-teenagers-vs-three-white-teenagers/
>>49733066
>>49733083
Actually anon I'd completely correct, and its perfectly reasonable to judge them by Human standards since Elves and Dwarves are both designed by Humans and nearly identical to Humans (in most settings).
That said, there are settings that try to actually make female Dwarves feminine and male Elves masculine, so it doesn't hold true in all settings.
Anyone have the one where some elves bring cakes to a political meeting and the last line is something about how the cakes wouldn't be good with out dwarven salt, and neither would the meeting.
>>49732966
>one of several success stories
Do you happen to have a link to any of the others?
>>49732997
i'm guessing fabuloso is some kind of cleaner?
>>49733125
Have you actually read that?
Like... every page is basically just this or gore.
>>49734749
Yes. It's toxic, though it's doubtful you'd be able to drink enough to get seriously ill before realising "holy shit, this is soap"
But then, real little kids get into poisonous cleaners and shit all the time, especially if they come in brightly colored bottles right next to the fruit juice.
>>49733368
ohgod what
>>49733125
>>49735094
Oh fuck me. Why can't planes just have a button that says "fly"?
>>49735133
Because aerodynamics is hard.
>>49735136
Had me until the table snapped in half. That shit broke way too easily. And the second guy getting sent fucking flying pissed all over the remnants of my suspension of disbelief.
>>49735174
The fat dude is a vampire.
>>49735094
>A-10
>beautiful
I want BRRRRRRRRRRRTards to go away.
>>49732597
I did, didn't go upside down but I could've.
>>49735190
>>49733368
>America_invades_Japan.webm
>>49735250
Those are clearly LDS missionaries.
>>49732742
>>49732777
>>49732968
While I realise replying to these at this stage is sort of pointless. I still feel the need to spread awareness.
While Blue Ringed Octopi earned their title as "deadly as fuck" they have fucking pathetic beak reach. The middle of the octopus, where the tentacles meet the head is very inflexible compared with the rest of their body.
So holding a bluey on the palm of your hand is fine, the little bastard can't reach skin to bite.
Put any sort of curved flesh under 'im though and you're pretty dead.
>>49733508
is this legit?
>>49735379
Jesus fuck I didn't know they could get that big. I thought they were, like, a few inches big.
>>49735486
That is a photoshop.
>>49734950
Story time
>Be me 2 years old
>Go to friends house
>Go look at their fridge and see a bottle with blue water with a label "bubble gum flavored"
>Drink it
>It's fucking vodka
>>49735522
Oh, thank God. I was about to write to Obama and see if he wouldn't launch a nuke or two to whatever region spawned that thing.
>>49735678
>bubble gum flavored vodka
I'd post vomit girl, but posting reaction pics in a thread like this seems rude.
>>49735678
>be me
Who else could you be?
>>49735678
Did it taste convincingly like bubblegum?
>>49733797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU
>>49733029
I love that the series acknowledges very early on that Adric's special skill is coming up with bad plans VERY QUICKLY, which is more valuable than coming up with good plans too late.
>>49735705
You.
Anyone got that one about the difference between correlation and causation that's usually called "unknown armies.jpg"?
Sounds dumb but I need it for a presentation
>>49733425
Look just to the left of "Aghh maan mom, you're just bothering me" dialogue bubble.Yes, it's a 4.
>>49735768
a big guy
>>49735775
>Ha yes, my fire costume is so much better than everyone else's!
>>49731933
>>49731816
I'm guessing it's supposed to be a SFW version of fellatio?
>>49733029
To be fair, there's a fair few human songs about killing invading humans as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRtnWVvDX6k
>>49732372
>>49732350
Here.
>>49733520
islam
>>49732644
where's this from?
>>49732597
I did. I loved to climb trees'n shit
>>49732493
This is fake, it's actually in reverse.
>>49736106
Shit really? And here I thought that ant was cool. Fucking fake ass ants.
>>49733520
Dune baboons being subhuman as usual.
Duh.
>>49733026
D&D vs SHADOWRUN
>>49732891
sauce?
>>49732997
I just noticed that one of the Fabuloso caps is white
>>49736296
old show called Tripping the Rift.
>>49733232
oh for fuck's sake...
>>49733994
>Aztlan_campaign.jpg
It's /v/ but I liked it
>>49736404
Classy
>>49735944
No, it's literally a brother brushing his sister's teeth
>>49732262
What's the first?
>>49734950
Fabuloso isn't that toxic desu.
I mean don't drink it, but it's not like bleach.
>>49733306
>You see Ivan, if shaped charge becomes embed in infantry it fail to detonate!
>>49733306
>meat shield
or
>ablative infantry
>>49736828
Anon...
>>49733368
"What tha fuck" is what I've said before starting to laugh. Is it a black comedy or it meant to be a serious scene?
>>49733306
Requesting the image where the tanks have bed Springs, mattresses and then a bunch of guys shooting a dude running up with a shaped chagre.
>>49733883
kek
>>49733066
You're mostly right, in popular fantasy they were designed kind of like opposite races embracing certain archetypes, including ones associated with gender.
>>49734680
Well yeah I have one here where a girl brought it up
http://pastebin.com/jHN1iL84
There was another one from /b/ but I lost the link and don't feel like reuploading it. Then there was the classic Itako Otako or whatever but that was just cousins.
>>49733535
Hello?
>>49733988
Fucking GURPS.Does it include rules to make GURPS easy to run for new groups?
>>49737187
Don't forget Terminator Mom from /a/
>>49737307
>>49737187
I guess due to the volume and the anonymity we get more tales of incest here on 4chan than elsewhere. There was someone on /tg/ just last night talking about how playing tabletop with her brother gave her an incest fetish.
>>49735700
Yeah, usually they're a couple feet.
>>49735335
I'll take your word for it, dude.
It's like watching a toddler play with a grenade.
>>49737277
That's what Lite is for.
>>49737410
What manga is that from (image search giving me shit)
>>49731816
The roses made it weird.
>>49737565
And it's his sister too.
>>49737579
That's fine.
>>49732205
>>49732291
Uh, it had a filename. "toothbrush naga tongue"
>>49733005
>>49732993
Oh Kitiara. You had 80s hair and were absolutely cliche.
>>49737493
Renai Boukun. It's breddy gud.
>>49735700
>whatever region spawned that thing.
I think we all know perfectly well
>>49732966
>>49737187
>ywn have a relationship like this
why live?
>>49735768
not
>(You)
>>49732693
Oh keep it in the bedroom.
>>49735775
>not Super Saiyan
>>49738351
do you even understand that filename
>>49738351
You're an idiot.
https://youtu.be/GHnfX1RmZX8?t=52
Check at 52 seconds.
>>49734764
I know.
It's fantastic.
>>49735678
>2 years old
>able to read
gimme a fucking break
>>49738492
You couldn't read at 2? Did your parents not read books to you growing up?
>>49731851
Loli fags are the worst.
>>49738787
>>49738839
>>49738850
>>49738872
>>49738887
What sells that is that you can see Tom Hanks look at the pistol like "Did... did I just do that?"
>>49738561
Being read to doesn't equal being able to read
>>49733189
The baby bypassing the puzzle is actually a sign of greater creative thinking
>>49733368
>god dammit stop threatening people like that!
>you know what fuck it, you see your daughter, in the open plain as day on a boat in the lake right fucking there, your quest is nearly over
>then she blows up
>>49738872
That's clearly greenstuff
>>49732587
I might be retarded.
I somehow read "Shadow Clones" as "Snow Cones" and was about to post how I didn't get it when I reread it.
>>49737277
>>49737442
In short, yes.
>>49733988
Does GURPS has rules to allow your character to play GURPS?
>>49739023
It helps it along greatly. I was also able to read at 2.
Some people are just quicker than others as well.
>>49735724
holy fuck I'm dying
How have I never seen this before
This is the greatest music video on earth right now
>>49739468
Does GURPS have rules for holding in piss and ignoring hunger/thirst? If it does, then you can play anything in-game.
>>49739471
some people make shit up on the internet
>>49731873
filenames are replaced with "spoiler Image" when you spoil the file.
>>49739599
and if you hover your mouse over "spoiler image" it tells you the filename
>>49738839
heh, I love this one. Good taste anon.
>>49733368
Is there a suace on this? I can't find it.
>>49739588
I think you have self esteem problems here.
>>49739599
when on computer it shows up when you hover "spoiler image".
Not really. I might have problems suspending disbelief though, especially if the story isn't that interesting.
>>49734888
I don't get it.
>>49732680
I Sure do miss my changeling druid in 4e
>>49732919
>>49731873
I really really r e a l l y like this image
>>49734888
Singapore highways...Oh the laughs I had.
>>49731816
I thought he was gonna feed her that tooth brush... like ya'know when couples feed eachother stuff with blindfolds?
>>49739787
Pretty sure if we tried that my wife would just put her dick in my mouth
>>49739802
Faggot.
>>49733368
>Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes.webm
>>49739802
>turns out that my wife doesn't have a dick, and in fact wasn't even home that day. I still wonder to this day who that mystery dick belonged to.
>>49733521
electronic old men
>>49739954
>wife
>doesn't have a dick
Why would you even marry her in that case?
>>49739987
Because here in saudi arabia you can't fuck a 9 year old unless you marry her first.
>>49739987
Because feminine penis is 2d only.
>>49733402
That just looks like a good way to shoot yourself in the dick.
Although to be honest, if you wear something like that, your dick is probably small enough that you're at no risk of shooting it at all.
>>49739678
ERP = Erotic Roleplaying
>>49732845
Fucking thank you. I read that when I was a teen and couldn't for the life of me remember what it was called.
Google image search on your image saved me.
>>49740103
Holy shit the energy required for that jump, and in such a quick and small hop. Wouldn't this have exploded the whole building?
>>49733198
>do you have a moment to talk about justice
>>49740317
Someone actually did the maths on the energy necessary for that to happen but I don't have the screencap.
>>49740317
a cement building? no, not even remotely . Their bodies made out of fragile flesh in the other hand...
>>49740369
Purest love is their shield.
>>49732966
>https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/blob/master/Stories/Oral-Hygiene.md
what the fuck..
do they fuck? im only 5 posts in
>>49733520
Perils of the warp.
>>49740015
She's real anon
>>49733897
>sandworm that small
>in environment that moist
>yhese fuckers don't even have hooks to hold on it
REEE
>>49735780
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/filename/unknown%20armies/
>>49733066
No. Those are just fantasy tropes that developed after Japan got their hands on table top games.
In LOTR they are the Arian übermensch.
Elves in tabletop were originally skinny but tall and good looking. No word about being effeminate just lanky.
Warhammer still has them as lanky tall people.
But JRPG were such an influence that /d/eviants just had to shove in their homoerotic fetishes.
>>49735327
Yeah, LDS have nametags and have to wear their suits just about at all times.
>>49732845
reminds me of this picture. What file name does /tg/ recommend for the picture in my post?
>>49738561
>>49739471
>be read to a lot
>never bother learning to read because you just get read to
>end up learning to read late
>>49740778
If I had to fight a worm the size of a bus or larger on land and I thought it was okay to talk about stuff other than killing it, and I knew a dune quote, I might say it even if it clearly isn't a real sandworm.
>>49739802
wtf futa are real?!
>>49741489
Of courseNot!!My understanding is there are possible exceptions depending on your interpretation, those possibilities being counting a trans mid way through sex changing, or someone with the occasional birth defect in which at least one of the relevant reproductive organs in the child isn't functional.
>>49741600
>or someone with the occasional birth defect in which at least one of the relevant reproductive organs in the child isn't functional.do you think they ever both work?
>>49741437
Pretty sure that's impossible
Since when you're a kid you want to do stuff (aka not lazy), you'll naturally want toread by yourself
At least that's what happened w me
>>49741633
It's what actually happened to me.
>>49741353
>tg on paladins
>captcha: hill church st
>>49731816
this scene always blew my mind. like, imagine what he can do with his hands if he can get a girl like that by brushing her fucking teeth. i'm envious.
>>49733647
It's the pleasure of being cummed inside.
>>49741632
I wouldn't be surprised if in all of medical history there wasn't a documented case of both working.
In fact I wouldn't be surprised if usually, or even always, are effectively sterile in both ways.
>>49741798
So the paladin is the cop?
>>49741998
I mean the cop is the paladin?
>>49740317
>>49740368
>>49730274
saved for future reference
>>49741982
>tfw this unique individual will never be your gf/bf
>>49740140
what's the P stand for?
>>49742155
Erotic RolePlay
>>49742251
Jesus fuck. Did she want to cut off her fingers? And with the knife pointing towards themselves as well?
In any other situation this would be the place to tell them to get back to the kitchen, but...
Maybe just stick to things from packets that go in the micro, not real cooking?
>>49733066
In Castle Falkenstein, at least, Dwarves are the male faeries and Elves are the female ones. There aren't any female Dwarves or male Elves.
>>49733425
source
>>49741632
>>49741982
I personally know someone with both, one of like... maybe a few dozen true human hermaphrodites. They're sterile for both but can have orgasms for both, but they're also riddled with a lot of health issues that may be related.
>>49736888
I mean, the actual intent is the infantry could see a guy with a rocket launcher and shoot him. The tank crew has really limited visibility, because any way to see out is inherently going to be a weak point.
>>49742436
>They're sterile for both but can have orgasms for both
The best of both. Wonder what it's like experiencing both kinds of orgasm. Is she straight, bi or les?
>>49735192
You could fly away and nevery have to hear from them again, but there's a light drizzle so youre stuck here.
>>49741437
The parent is supposed to read to you and have you read to them as well, trading off and praising you when you read so you want to show off and learn more.
>"supposed to read to them"
>implying parenting matters
Anon, stop.
>>49742829
Well I got there in the end, so it's all well and good.
>>49742914
I'm sorry for your situation.