Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1120: Jumper the Key is a Little Girl Edition

>>49692913
Dawn would not be happy to be described as little, anon. Be careful she doesn't steal your MacGuffin.

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>>49692913
This does not surprise me in the least.

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>>49692927
Dude I barely anon any more. I'm too fucking tired most of the time. So I just let myself ride the instinct to type in my name and trip instead of putting the effort in to stop that shit.

>>49692927
Gotta wonder how many other kids in the Buffyverse are secretly arifacts or hosts for cosmic entities out there.

>>49692927
As soon as Dawn admits that she's not very good at imitating being a human and her universe is retarded, I'll accept that. Otherwise the jumper will tell the key to fuck off and go eat a peanut butter and sauerkraut sandwich, since apparently that's what she likes.

>>49692971
>That mixture
What kind of sick degenerate household did she... oh yeah.

>>49692971
Look, she's a (apparently) natural part of a universe that uses vampires and slayers as gametes in its reproductive cycle. All of the stupid things in it are normal to her - you're the weirdo from a weirdo universe.

For Exalted Mortal, is there a way to gain Gossamer more profitable than eating dreams and less unfortunate than eating souls?

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>>49692971
>The Jumper will point out that the Key is overrated when the Eliatrope method is much safer and less, you know, prone to multiversal collapse

FTFY-

>peanut butter and sauerkraut
>peanut butter
>sauerkraut

Really, they should have figured out she was never human with THOSE preferences.

>KOTOR Anon
>TFW, the awesome DCAU timeline someone made disappeared from the internet.
I saved that one. Got it in a .zip file. Where'd you like me to upload it?

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>>49693037
None that I know of. Mardukth might know of a better way though.

>>49693042
Howdy ASA!

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>>49693035
...you know what really bothers me about this part?

How many other universes are there out there were things like Twilight showed up, with WILLING mystic gametes? Pretty sure it was said every universe has something like the Well where mystic energy congregates, so does that mean the natural state of the Buffy multiverse is just universes eating other universes?

I can hear the David Attenborough narration already:

"And here we see the magnificent Universus Horribilis in its' natural habitat: Stalking a young adult female and male mortal. Observe the tuft of its' leonine flames. Already, symbiotic demons are breaking into the prey universe to prepare for its' maturation. Such is the circle of life"

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>>49693053
DO IT, DO IT NOW.

I haven't entirely dropped Justice League...I just need a break from all the at home stuff happening. Just expect little updates from time to time. If someone wanted to take my basework and do something about it that's fine.

>>49693037
There are a few infinite gossamer loops.
Here's one Copy pasta'd from http://forum.theonyxpath.com/forum/main-category/exalted/286066-meschlum-s-grace-magic-or-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-the-raksha

in fact I'd recommend reading through the whole thing just to see what kind of nutty bullshit you can pull with grace magic.

Basic form

Ingredients: 1 commoner (Worker optional), 1-dot Adjuration: "I shall please my master with gifts of gossamer", granting Worker's Gift, 1 gossamer.

Recipe:
* Give your commoner 1 gossamer.
* Attune to your commoner's Heart
* Have the commoner change its Motivation to "Make my master happy by giving him gossamer"
* Have the commoner attune to Adjuration
* Accept the gossamer back
* Your commoner has completed its Motivation, it regains willpower and 2 gossamer
* Accept the extra gossamer
* Repeat
* Dodge flying GWM

Results: this creates a fair amount of gossamer (at least 2 per scene, possibly more depending on whether the GM rules that Motivation can be satisfied more than once per scene). On the con side, it mens having o put up with a minion who is constantly giving you gossamer.

>>49693074
>dodge flying GWM

I assume lots that book makes many GMs very, very frustrated?

>>49693070
Well, if you have no particular preferences...
http://www120.zippyshare.com/v/cwYBERVD/file.html
Let me know if it doesn't work.

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>>49693067
Thought experiment:
1) Things that reproduce sexually typically have some manner of genetic code
2) This genetic code can typically be isolated
3) Science Perks + Mosaic Surgery + Moar Science Perks + More Genetic engineering Perks
4) ????
5) Great Will of the Macrocosm is you

>>49693074
If you don't want to deal with broken things you can't do very well without being a full Raksha just taking workers gift as a charm
All you need is a ring grace and it lets you get gossamer when fulfilling your motivation. Which is probably the easiest way for a jumper given bedlam is a very bad thing you don't want to abuse.

There's also These Dreams are Clay which lets you turn motes into gossamer although its temporary.

Also friendly reminder that you only need a staff grace to get all the others since you can learn the charms to forge graces with it. For others or even for yourself.

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>>49693120
>site won't load
help

>>49693042
... okay, I'll ask. What's the Eliotrope method? Does it involve those hips?

>>49693084
Graceful Wicked Masques is the Raksha splatbook.
So yes it can be frustrating for a GM to have to deal with the already convoluted rules getting more muddled with fae garbage.
Raksha charms can basically do whatever the fuck you want assuming you have the time to make artifacts/spells and have motes available.
So long as something doesn't have shaping resistance you can do crazy shit. Like turn people that attack you into goldfish that can't breath air crazy shit.
Even in creation proper. You don't need to be in the Wyld.

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>>49693153
Nah, just sitting down and meditating for a few minutes on whichever otherworld you're headed to if what Qilby did was indication. He was also missing one arm and Wakfu is basically life energy, so he needed a partner. Specifically, a baby dragon. Yugo himself can open portals to other realms through sheer force of will.

EliAtrope, though. Eliotropes are the knockoff race Yugo made by accident, and they're apparently less powerful.

>>49693128
Counterpoint: It's debatable whether its' reproduction is sexual in the conventional understanding since the thing basically mated with itself through Buffy and Angel as proxies, rather than with another entity.

Furthermore, the most crucial component for it coming into being was a Seed of Wonder-basically the nexus and origin of all magic, which apparently every universe in the Buffyverse has. Buffy've universe's seed is located in the Deeper Well, amidst the tombs of primordial demons called Old Ones.

So-one or two very particular genetic perks and a great deal of proficiency with Buffyverse magic. Probably don't need the book, but it helps

>>49693241
Didn't the devs say that Oblivion/the Underworld's necrotic Essence is basically absolute stillness and anathema to the Wyld which resists its' mutation? Has there been any info on how quickly a Raksha would die down there?

>>49693147
Dammit. Trying again.
Apparently the system thinks I'm spamming, so just add /v/53v32qrRd5rqY to solidfiles' address right after the "com".

>>49693275
That's a good question ASA, but I have no idea how fast fae would fall apart in the Underworld.
Probably wouldn't take long though.

so, after writing like 7 attempts of an fith chapter, i am at the moment done with the first jump...

any advice wich to take next?

>>49693491
Infamous is a popular second jump.

What's the deal with Sonic Comics and the "man child who ruined it"?

>>49693592
He is actually typical of sonic fans. Sonic also gets really really weird, eggman is a saint but sonic murders him in one comic and tales gets muscles in another. Thats not to mention the murder, torture, implied rape, and body horror that happens in other parts. Plus the rings coming from a tortured family member in the lake.

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Geneforge Jump 008:
CP: 1000
Drawbacks:
At the Beginning [+300]
Through to the End [+400]
Background: Life Crafter [-50]
Focus: Shaping [Free]
Skills & Abilities:
Quick Action [Free]
Enhanced Essence Reserves [-100]
Innate Genetic Understanding [-600]
ReShaping [-300]
Equipment & Items:
Enchanted Anvil [-150]
Portable Geneforge Components [-500]

So, I have no idea where my companions are and I've gotta deal with the fact that I can't lean on them as I have in the past. Having to outright meddle with my genetic memory so as to 'learn' the arts of the Geneforge seems more than rather silly and so I spend my time in archives learning the arts the old fashioned way. Thankfully I have a ready mentor in Ready Player One and an enhanced learning curve with Limit Mode active (Kid Radd) so I don't have to blindly grope at what the various factions are offering out to entice me. Hard Science (Railgun) and Shaping get along really well and I slowly nail down
So, I spend around eight years just working on my Shaping and keeping in contact with the companions over the BBS. I get over my butt hurt about Ranma's little reality check and we mend the bridges that had been burned by choices. Also I have nothing to eat but the simple fare of this world and what comes out of the Vending Machine, which led to some interesting times at some points. As far as things go I manage to keep to the island for eighteen years before the factions managed to spark the war without me on the main continent and I had to help out, as the entire thing had gotten out of hand after Ranma had kinda shown off his ability to create a magical wormhole that could consume an army of creations in an instant. There was a really high up Shaper involved and my brother's ability to seemingly attract dangerous women got quite a few of them this time so I had to bail him out of his troubles with a wiry smile. It felt good after nearly twenty years of separation to be together again.

>>49693681
And that was all caused by the man child dude? Is he just a new writer?

>>49693521
don't know anything about it, so, no, dont think to take that one.

Another Mortal Raksha question -

How many motes does one have? Exalts have that Essence *7 for when their banner appears, but I am assuming Raksha don't have that.

Jojo Jump 009:
CP: 1000
Drawbacks:
Destined Enemies [+000]
The 77 Rings [+600]
Location: Venice Italy
Era: The Pillar Men [Rolled]
Identity: Jovial Joestar [-100]
Perks:
Calisthenics: Free
Dramatic Persona: Free
Dynamic Entry: Free
Joestar Secret Technique: Free
Multilingual [-100]
Iron Lungs [-100]
Hamon:
Steady Breathing [Free]
Solar Meditation [-50]
Awaken [-150]
Infusion [-200]
Ripple Mastery [-300]
The Spin:
Twisting Palms [-400]
Artifacts:
The Red Stone of Aja [-200]

I'm actually really sad that I wasn't able to stop Dio from ever being a thing but I'll deal with it.
Ah well I'll be here for quite a while so I Awaken the groups' Hamon, though it seems Ranma already has it... somehow. It's annoying and his betrayal stings still but I get his reasoning now that I've had some time to cool off. As soon as I'm done with Awakening everyone he just give me a shit eating grin before tossing me the Jumpaseiga and when I catch it he swiped the Red Stone from me in a flash before teleporting off to parts unknown. I just accept that as a free spirit the only way to tie Ranma to me was either by being in places that would have us helping out people, becoming plot-bound, or literally to tie the bastard up.
We stop by Lisa Lisa to see if she's willing to train us and when we show off our skills she did give us a few pointers and such before referencing us to the Speedwagon Foundation. I happily allowed the woman to see me experimenting with a new form of Overdrive using Twisting Palms and Metal Silver Overdrive on ball bearings, just so that I'd have an excuse to stick around and teach her about Spin for a while. The end result, Brilliant White Steel Overdrive isn't an equal to the Super Spin but it is enough to make a simple ball bearing into an anti-tank weapon easily.
(Continued later if anyone's interested.)

>>49694123
http://www.brilliantdisaster.net/dif/ExaltedCheatsheet.html

>>49694166
Thank you kin-

>Essencex10
Wow.

>>49694211
It's not as impressive as it sounds. Remember, you're still just an Enlightened Mortal, your maximum Essence is 3. Though now I'm wondering how you'd calculate your Essence pool when you've taken multiple Exalted jumps and are several different types of magical being at once. Whichever gets you a better result, I'd assume, but whether it's better to have more motes or more Personal motes muddies that. Is it worth it to have less Essence available to you if that Essence doesn't come with any side-effects?

>>49694211
No peripheral pool to speak of and the fact that you top out at Essence Three is what keeps Mortals from ever being a threat.
The most Essence I've seen as of yet coming out of Mortal Heroes was 70 motes at Essence Three.
A Personal Pool of Essence at 70 (30 [Mortal] + 7 [Sleeping Power Slumbering]+ 3 [Breeding 3]+ 30 [Essence Plethora x3]) and a Peripheral Pool of 5 (Breeding 3) to be more exact.

>>49694301
One of those oddball questions that I don't readily have an answer for. Sorry.

I'm getting done with some stuff IRL so my writing and Jump/Guantlet updates have either slacked off or been put down for a while. Anyway going to bed now.

>>49694311
Alright. Probably last question:

Fae Bargains use the & symbol to denote discounts. Does that mean I get the Blade of Sake for 100 if I took the Deal AND am a Warrior, or for free?

>>49694367
The former.

>>49694394
Thank you. Thanks for the jump, and good night!

>>49694301
iirc becoming an exalt burns away enlightened mortal, half-caste, beastman, or godblood status... and that one dragonblood solar stopped being a dragonblood for the same reason(and was also dissallowed in the rules to begin with)

so you only get to really be one type

>>49691738
>It's got to be magical
Os's are resistant to normal stuff, yes. This makes all your magics resistant to normal stuff.

>Armor OS
Honestly I just shoved it there because between traditional shamanism and accent, I had two capstones. I can make it a general I guess.

>Guardian Ghost
Either way works. Unless you imported an actual companion into the role, I suggest pokemon.

>Shaman Eugenics fiance
Import away.

>Jumper must die challenge
I havent done drawbacks yet!

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>>49693280
>>49693120
>>49693053
Thank you! I was afraid this was lost forever.

>>49694442
Canonically, yes. But due to the fact that people don't want to lose access to abilities, it's been ruled that you're simultaneously all the types of being you've been at once. Jumper fiat privilege, you know? So I'm not sure what the result would be.

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>>49694589
>So I'm not sure what the result would be.
JUMPCHAIN.

>>49694442
Beastmen aren't affected and there's one canon godblooded Terrestrial who has a couple of unique spirit powers because of it.

Weird that Exalting seems to actually take away 60%+ of your mote pool. You wouldn't have anything but your peripheral pools left after going through all the Exalted jumps unless you had lots of mana pool expanding perks from other jumps.

I don't know what to do, so much expensive stuff in Overlord. Green Minions smell bad, but stealth is cool. Minion Affinity could let me make my minions more like a horde of mini mes. Overlady would give me a new friend who can also order minions around effectively.

>>49694691
>Ultimate Anime Hero
I want this jump.

>>49694886
It's not enough for a jump, it is however mostly possible to replicate with the jumps we have.

Rolled 4 (1d8)

>>49596559
Jump: Order of the Stick (No. 8)
Age: 21
Origin: Rival (900)
Class: Wizard
Perks: He's Got Tha X's
Commentators
That Sweet Evil Reverb
Oath Spirits (300)
Items: Lead Sheet
Sourcebooks (200)
Astral Plane Fortress (-200)
Drawback: Schedule Slip (0)

Baltico ended up somewhere near the Gnomish lands, which the nation had very good relations with, as they did with the Dwarven landsand the Empires of Blood, Sweat, and Tears (when they weren't sending assassins, but that's more of a formality at this point).They didn't have very good relations with the Elves (for their good relationship with the Empires/teaching the dwarves how to make chainsaws), or Azure City (for being "evil").

Thankfully, the plot missed Baltico for the most part, but it turned out that Viktor's Astral Plane Fortress is just a stone's throw away from Xyklon's.

They exchanged Christmas cards.

1. Actraiser
2. The Room
3. Mega Man X
4. Star Wars- The Original Trilogy
5. Exalted- The Dragonblooded
6. 1984
7. Victoria 2
8. Girl-Chan

Also need another Jump to replace what I roll.

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Since some people in the last thread remembered that I made this and then abandoned it (seems like years ago), I have gone over it again.

Changelog:
Added a changelog.
Added cheapish existing companion import.
Added Eye in the Sky perk back in.
Went back over the jump to try and polish it some more.
Made it clear you can end up in existing universes with the right selection of Time, End and drawbacks.
Removed mention of Generic alien invasion, seems unlikely I’ll get on to that.
Clarified Cybernetics, Wheels cost discounts
Removed mention of the Mutations supplement being designed to work alongside other jumps, because that was a stupid idea.
Added further perusal list back in.

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Cahpter 3.. finally http://pastebin.com/YfY0Lm80

German Hollow Quest.

We went full Feels and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>49691105
I actually finished this last night but wanted to wait for the new thread.

Jump 16: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFPersona.
Location: Mikage
Birth Month: March
Gender: Male [900] - Not. A. Word.
Origin: Transfer Student
Arcana: Chariot
Perks:
Expression - I can probably improvise sign language into existence at this point.
Courage - No fear! No pain! [800]
Talented Artist - Writing. Gotta brush up.
Red String - I know for a fact I didn't get this, but I don't want to turn into a girl again, so I'll just nod. [600]
Self-Awareness - ... [300]

Gear:
Steel Pipe [200] - Pipe storage!
Headphones [150] - Sweet.
Goho-M [100] - More reasons not to be lost.
Customer Appreciation Package [0]

Alright, this oughta be fun. Sure, I can't Henshin or anything out here, but I'll enjoy some normality for a change. With my bits intact, too.

>>49695181
Hey.

The others are just kinda lost and confused, so I just let them hang out in the Warehouse here. Not much need for money either - that huge hoard from the Mad King's castle is playing off dividends. I could become rich overnight, but selling a little at a time works better - no universal currency, right?

I've had some time to think, lately. About what she said. About what I should do. Where I'm going, what I'm doing...what I'm becoming.

Just like in the games, I run into a lovable but quirky cast. It doesn't take long for them to start looking up to me. Is it perks or the way I carry myself? Well, it doesn't matter. They're my friends and I'll make some good memories with them.

I'm starting to understand what she really meant. What's happening to me. Why my body is getting weaker and why I can't just return.

The city is a big place, but I'm good at finding my way by now. My new friends are happy to show me the way, and I'm happy to show them little quality-of-life skills I've learned. They're amazed and starting to call me ‘Fearless Leader’. Heh. It's better than Senpai, I think.

I mean, it's amazing. I've done so much. I've become a Kamen Rider. I've been a hero at least three times now. I have a Joestar's blood in me. I even have a Keyblade - a freaking Keyblade, can you believe it? And I'm surrounded by talented, quirky, but lovable friends. I feel like everything I could ever want in my lifetime is here. But...there's more. And it will keep being more and more.

We eventually learn about strange Shadows appearing at night, and the appearance of a weird and shadowy man who guides them by playing on some sort of walkman. Weird, but not the weirdest thing I've ever heard of. Soon, we become what we affectionately dub ‘The Riders Club’. I wish they knew the irony.

>>49695105
Wrong thread?

>>49695190
I wanted to go home years ago. As awful as Earth was, I had people I genuinely loved or at least wanted to show off to. Things I wanted to make better, if only for myself and those I knew. Why can't I go back? I don't know. Maybe my ‘benefactor’ isn't done with me. Maybe they're too entertained to let the game end so early. Maybe they have some sort of plan for me. Either way, she was right - I have no control over what happens from now on.

Entering the Shadow World seems to involve hitting a specific radio frequency near a busted device of some kind. At night. We need to raid a few electronics stores. And by ‘raid’ I mean ‘buy out their inventory’.

So what will happen to me? Will I just grow and grow until nothing is out of my reach? Will I lose sight of who I was, who I am now? Or maybe I'll just finally collapse from the stress and the pressure, used and thrown away like a toy?

Grind, grind, grind. Train, train, train. God, people found this fun in video game form?

I only now understand why my companions haven't worried about this as well: most of them don't have anything left to go home too. Except Link - maybe he came along because he knew, on some level, what I'd be going through and didn't want me to be alone?

I don't know, but there's a chance I'll be doing this forever. Or so many years I will have long since forgotten what I was, or worse, hate it. But I must never forget. All the memories I've made from my real birth to now, I must remember them. I will treasure the time we had together and never forget my roots. I don't know what I'll turn into, what I'll become, but it'll be on my terms, damn it. And no matter how vast the entire breadth of creation is, I will make something of worth from this. Not just for me, but for the lives that I touch.

>>49695205
Soon, the day is saved, and after a lot of heartbreak and trials, it's time to say goodbye. Goodbye, my friends. I'll see you again someday, I promise!

This is goodbye. Goodbye to the old me. Goodbye to home. I hope to see you again someday, but...

It's time to spread my wings and fly.

>>49695196
German Hollow Quest is the only chance for good Bleach jump that would be allowed by thread and drive due to it having Magical Girl Noir quest jump

>>49695213
Apologies for the huge post length, everyone. I also need a new jump for the roll list.

>>49695267
Ragnarok Online

>>49695231
If you say so. I haven't really been keeping up on quests since Iron and Hate stopped updating and am cufrently patiently waiting for HNQ to finish so that Blorp can go back to Ogre Civ.

But until someone actually volunteers to make a jump for that quest, y'all still posting in the wrong thread.

>>49693042
Honestly I'm not sure why Glory was after the key in the first place, because there are several other ways in Buffy to travel between universes, unless the other hell gods from her dimension locked their dimension and the key can bypass that. I do have to wonder though if the Key would open up Quor'toth, or if it's no portals rule would keep it safe, as well as if the Key would open up a world that had it's seed of wonder destroyed as portals can't go to those worlds either. If the Key can open up everything then at best it's just kind of neat, still pointlessly dangerous.

>>49695094
Awesome!

>Eye In The Sky
>contacting you through whatever means it can
Does that mean the perk takes advantage of (and thus relies on) any communication equipment I have? E.g. radio, smartphone, skype, etc? Nearby gear (Jumper!Neo finds public phones have a tendency to ring when he nears them)?

>Robot vs other Companions
Seems disadvantaged in terms of the CP it gets compared to the others? But it's very late, so my tired brain is probably missing something.

>Narrative Drawbacks/Scenarios
These are a really nice touch.

Whats a really powerful wind natured ghost/spirit/whatever I can import into shaman king?

>>49695505
Alice. Pretty sure she can learn a wind move, that's close enough right?

>>49695541
Who?

>>49695399
Your first guess is right; the other hell gods had locked their dimension. Of course using the "key" is like using a citybuster nuke to open the door to a bank's vault - i.e. utterly ludicrous overkill - but Glory is insane and doesn't give a shit about that. She knows (or at least believes) it'll get her in, and that's all she cares about.

I... Have to ask.

Is there anything stopping us in Undertale from, after barrier is broken, going on a human murder spree and getting all the souls?

>>49695715
I know this is silly to say to a jumper, but, your conscience?

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>>49695741
I know. But I just want to know. I don't need to know if I should.

I have to know if I CAN

>>49695715
How powerful would be a monster with seven human SOULs when compared to gods or such of other settings. Chaos Gods for example?

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So how easy would it be for a Harlequin Solitaire to survive from the fall to the Horus Heresy? I'm considering taking Long is the Road.

Rolled 6 (1d8)

>>49695287
Added.

1. Kung Fury
2. Ragnarok Online
3. Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
4. Macross
5. Transformers
6. Rick and Morty
7. Custom Robo
8. Heaven's Lost Property

>>49695715
>>49695768
Consider how powerful a human child in that universe is. Do you really want to pick a fight with their entire race?

>>49695883
...yes?

I can use actual physical weaponry to target body instead of soul for easy reaping. Once I get a few souls in me it will pick up the pace

>>49695815
Depends, what's your general power level before the jump? How many companions do you have?

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>>49695822
Oh boy.

Well, if anyone can kick your benefactor in the can for you, Rick has the best shot.

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>>49695883
>Consider how powerful a human child in that universe is. Do you really want to pick a fight with their entire race?

Except that's not exactly true. The monsters killed the other children, you as Frisk are only capable of keep going thanks to the DETERMINATION. Chara being able to destroy the whole world and all timelines (or Asriel for that matter) is not the norm at all.

Is not known how many humans have that power, but the monsters only needed some souls to become godly beings and stomp the humans.

For some reason, they never got their hands into them or not enough to matter against the human mages.

And most of the underground is usually holding back while fighting you.

>>49695915
On one hand, I can get an amazingly competent scientist and his sidekick on my roster. On the other hand, it's fucking Rick and Morty.

I'm gonna take a vote on this one. Companion them both or just bite the bullet and go Drop-In with the science perks I need?

>>49695944
A lot of the enemies aren't even fighting, they're just talking to you and hurting you by accident. Like there's something to monster magic that's inherently dangerous to human souls. It would explain how it was possible for there to be a war at all, if monsters are so weak to harmful intent. They're super weak to us, but we're super weak to them, or something like that. An entire war of glass cannons.

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>>49695944
>>49695883
Yo.

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>>49695715
No, you can do it.

But SOULs not bought with CP are useless after you jump outside Undertale.

Do you want to get DETERMINATION powers? Really strong ones?

You would need to:

>Have some soul manipulation abilities, and the ability to study souls. Evangelion might be a good start.
>Be a Boss Monster.
>Buy Frisk as a companion. Import another two companions as fallen humans with Determination.
>Study determination and how to reproduce it. Injecting yourself with pure determination is banned, but creating artificial SOULs for you to absorb filled with DETERMINATION is not.
>Before leaving the underground, absorb the three of them. Keep in mind that if you do that, you absorb them forever. But you don't really care about the consequences, right?
>You might want to get some anti-corruption and mind-control perks, in case things go weird inside of you.
>Adult Mode might be useful here.

>>49695796
Wait... Isn't there a perk in Soul Eater that gives you nine souls?

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>>49695991
>Not being a Rick

>>49695998
Although there were apparently no losses on human side.

Maybe humans had preemptive strike or this was back when they also used magic and had strong souls, as intro says?

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>>49695991
Companion them both. Cross your fingers that your benefactor doesn't give you the versions that have dicks on their foreheads.

>>49696040
Well, remember how the most determined human gets to do SAVEs? I figured the war happened on vidya logic-you have vast waves of >>49695998 happening with no real victor, and then there's this one human warrior absolutely Doom Guying his way thourgh the monster lines while the other humans support him. Like an RPG character grinding and his NPCs.

>>49696037
I'm sorry, not all of us aspire to be alcoholic depressed Doc Brown. After last time, I'm ESPECIALLY against having new memories shoved into my brain.

Why did Sakura post photos of magical girl me on the local equivalent of 4chan? Why?

>>49696037
Is there a benefit to being a Rick over not being one but still getting the Genius perk?

>>49696026
I thought it's just that souls outside Undertale don't work like Undertale SOULS but you keep what you got from Undertale SOULS?

>>49695796
If we take Omega Flowey, Asriel and Chara as references, enough to erase an absurdly large number of timelines/realities.

It would rank high, but not that high as Chaos Gods in their higher interpretation.

>>49696078
>SOULs other than your own and those of your companions cannot be taken outside of the Undertale jump. No ifs, ands, or buts. Absorbing a companion's SOUL means that the two of you will become the same being - effectively sacrificing them forever.

>>49696100
Well.

Fuck.

>>49696070
That would explain so much and make tons of sense

>>49696073
You get the genius, but not the experience of having being a genius for 60 years (or more) travelling the multiverse.

That's what I understand at least. And since alcoholism is not a drawback, you can get over it with regeneration perks or strong will perks.

>>49695898
Pretty high. With powers I could pretty easily survive. But the drawback says I don't have those.

In terms of companions, I have:
>Dark Eldar- moderately perked up, nonmagic.
>Human Bodyguard with the entire Nobody perkline from Kingdom Hearts, and some magic stuff.
If items and/or companions don't count as powers (I still have my warehouse and companions) I could probably figure it out decently well.

>>49693491
Maybe Assassin's Creed? Shouldn't be that bad

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>>49696070

Rolled 2 (1d8)

>>49688570 >>49688584
144 Overlord
Drop In
Minion Master -50,
Flag of the Overlord, Overlord Gear, Ruined Tower, Minion Hive(Brown, Red, Green, Blue)-900,
Basic Minions, Minion Master(Brown, Red, Green, Blue)-400,
Heroic Party +300, The stupid shall inherit the world +100,
Add my Ruined Tower to my flying island and work to build it into a respectably awesome tower rather than a ruin.
Continue
1 Showa Kamen Rider 1
2 Biomega
3 Macross
4 Smite
5 Viking Saga
6 Tales of Demons and Gods
7 Sunrider
8 Auralnauts Star Wars

>>49696192
Biomega and I need a new 2

>>49696203
I know nothing about biomega and this pdf is huge. This is gonna give me a headache isn't it?

>>49696191
He can jump in the new game

>>49696131
It'll be pretty hard. Solitares aren't known to have a long lifespan. The fall to Horus Heresy is at least 10k years.

>>49696234
Yeah, probably. It's your typical Nihei manga: Someone discovered some crazy scientific impossibility, tried to exploit it, and wound up kicking off the apocalypse. Now another group is trying to exploit yet another scientific impossibility to hijack the apocalypse and become god, in the process creating an enormous megastructure larger than Jupiter, because Nihei fucking loves megastructures. The one in Blame! is just called "the Megastructure", even. Anyways, throw in your typical Nihei "cyborg special agent with a ridiculously powerful handgun" trying to stop the would-be god, and you've got yourself a fun time.

>>49696235
HE'S REACHED A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF POWER!

>>49696131
Are you importing them as Eldar? Otherwise a solitaire hanging out with a Human and a Dark Eldar might draw some attention.

>>49696281
so a shitty place not even a jumper would love that might have a few odd gadgets that are worth picking up but not really worth having to deal with the local environment for?

SMT question-what happens if you fuse the exact duplicates of demons from different iterations of SMTverses together? What happens if, say, you fuse a lot of Alices together?

>>49691985
If I took On the Lam and Senior Citizen, would Sage and/or Wayfarer's magic be strong enough at that point to get me out of that world or would I basically just have to take over that kingdom/world?

>>49693825
>>49693592
Ken Penders used to be the main writer for the Sonic comics for most of its run. He steadily made it more and more crazy and got more and more into his own OCs. What ended up happening is that Archie finally got fed up with him, and were going to let him go. Now this wouldn't be a big deal, he worked on a single comic forever, had made connections elsewhere writing the occasional comic, and could've easily kept making the same kind of money. Well ol' Penders didn't care about any of that. He was super possessive of his OCs. So he turned around and sued Archie for ownership rights to his characters, and through some freak fluke of the universe, he won the case, and Archie had to stop using his characters.

This is why they had to do a soft reboot of sorts, because Ken Penders had been the main writer for ages, and thus he had a part in creating the vast majority of characters in the universe. All of that had to go away. For a lot of them, they were incredibly stupid and this was a good thing. For others, this was a pretty horrible thing, because there were in fact good characters there, either because Ken had managed to make them decent or another writer like Flynn had taken Ken's characters and made them likeable.

Also, not too long after this legal trouble got back to them, Sega ultimately decided to get more involved in the comics. They didn't necessarily reduce the quality, but they did force them to drop even more of the older and non-Penders OCs and make the cast and storylines more reminiscent of the games, which made things worse if you had any attachment to how things were before.

>>49696330
Well, it has some nice things. Reverse Phase-Imaging Polymer is an utterly ridiculous substance, get that thing and you can replace pretty much the entire field of material science. And it's a cool place to explore, certainly. But yeah, for the most part the place is a hellhole. It's the sort of jump you go to if you want to be a big damn hero and save the day, not the sort you go to if you want to grab resources.

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>>49695505
The North Wind from a number of mythologies could work.

>>49695715
Not being Evil?

>>49695815
Solitaires are pretty powerful, and unlike Farseers they don't tend to Job to make the current protagonist look super strong.

>>49696245
I don't recall reading anything about Solitares having a short lifespan, please enlighten me.

>>49696295
Harlequins are weird, even by Eldar standards, he might get away with the Human. Dark Eldar wouldn't draw any attention, Harlequins recruit from all types of Eldar.

>>49694442
>>49694775
Being an Exalt DOES normally burn away this kind of thing, most of the time. Rarely stuff sticks around, like there's one Dragonblooded who has unconscious, free weather powers because her great grandfather is a demon and she's been lucky enough to retain his natural powers.

Also she's a member of House Ledaal, which has a huge amount of their number that's been irrevocably tainted with demon blood because one of its leaders' oldest daughter has had a shit ton of kids and they were all with her demon lover. House Cathak is also probably tainted, since they intermarry with Ledaal.

So basically you need to purge House Ledaal.

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>>49696483
>Not being Evil?

But how could the strong be evil?

>>49696483
They don't have short lifespans, they tend to die in battle. Their entire existence is basically hunting down Chaos until they die.

>>49695231
Shinigami Savant could also make a good jump. How many Bleach Quests are there? Three are regularly run now I believe.

>>49696518
Eh, no less than any other major figure in 40k, since most of them are constantly on the front lines of the endless war that is the forty first millennium

>>49695944
Because just as Frisk and Chara are unusual for humans, so too are the Boss Monsters and Undyn unusual for monsters.

All monsters are absurdly weak to emotions, and humans all have comparatively powerful souls and can feel the sort of negative emotions most monsters aren't familiar with. A single human with killing intent can plow through 99% of monsterkind because his blows will tear apart their weak bodies and souls.

>>49695822
Jump 17: Rick and Morty - I'm going to deepy regret everything that happens from this point on.
Origin: Drop-In - The memories of a mafia Princess magical girl was one thing. The memories of Rick, Morty, or the fucked-up aliens here? No thank you.
Perks:
The Devil You Know - I'm not THAT bad, am I...?
Genius [400] - If I can separate the ‘genius’ from the ‘alcoholic wreck’, maybe I can make something a bit more worthwhile than the original. Or just be less of an awful person in comparison.
Robotics [300] - I do like the robots.

Gear:
Portal Gun [0] - I don't want to follow Rick's example, but local multiverse mapping will help fill any blanks we have.
Interdimensional Cable - Hey, entertainment for me and the companions!

Drawbacks:
Wanted Man [500]
Stutter [600]

I opted out of grabbing Rick. That man is a walking disaster waiting to happen, and someone the party would be supremely against keeping along the trip.

L-l-l-let me tell you what I'm going to do in this jump: I'm going to run. This is a crude and awful place full of terrible things, and I'm just going to be frantically getting a hang of the P-p-p-portal Gun as practice for when we leave the jump. I'll even find out if I can throw together a working spaceship after a few tries just for fun.

There's not many places for heroics here, just due to the wide variety of things that can go horribly wrong in such a short amount of time, particularly at the hands of a certain D-d-d-d-doc Brown-looking scientist. When we get a moment's rest from our pursuers, I spend some time trying out the various supersciences I've got, mostly making simple household things. I run out of resources in a hurry, though, and don't have a lot of time to hunt for more.

Can't say I'll miss this place. Another jump for the list, please?

>>49694211
...Why does that sound impressive to you? Literally everyone has either bigger or (in the case of fae) the same motepools?

>>49696495
Eh, Exalted demons aren't actually that bad on the whole though.

Purging for some minor demon ancestry is kinda unnecessary.

>>49696595
Overlord, either of them, for toss

>>49696595
Crypt of the Necrodancer. I actually think it would be a hilarious change up for your Jumper.

Rolled 2 (1d8)

>>49696604
>>49696642
1. Kung Fury
2. Ragnarok Online
3. Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
4. Macross
5. Transformers
6. Overlord (Game)
7. Custom Robo
8. Heaven's Lost Property

Stored:
Crypt of the Necrodancer

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Jumpers, have you ever been thrown in prison? If so, what did you do, how long where you there and did you manage to escape?

>>49696793
WELP. I think this is a good spot to take a break. Hope you all enjoyed this!

>>49696793
>And then Moonlight Flower appears
>Why is that girl cosplaying as some manner of fox monster not wearing anything below her waist?
>She has shoes on.
>You're not helping.

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>>49696797
I spent a good chunk of MCU in a Shield Prison.
Mostly because I let them catch me.
Mostly so I could spend my time fucking with them.

>>49696483
>North wind
What would be best jump to pick him/her from?

>>49694886
That is literally jumpchain, what do you mean "this jump"?

If I eat a fuckton of artificial human SOULS can I, temporarily at best, ascend into God of HyperDeath form?

Core from Undertale can't be made smaller through dimensional stuff. What about shrinking magic or tech?

>>49697235
God of Hyperdeath is 6 Human Souls + Boss Monster Soul + All the other Monsters' Souls (which equals the power of 1 Human Soul).

You need at least one monster soul, because the weird interaction between them and human souls is what makes it so strong.

>>49697066
Generic anime jump?

>>49696797
In my original chain, before the reset, I was temporarily caught by Dib and Zim. Turns out those anti-alien handcuffs he has in the first episode actually do work as advertised. They didn't have any real plan for holding me and I remember them being as surprised as I was that it worked.

I spent a week having a 'sleep-over' at Dib's house. In his basement. On the floor. While my Jump Coordinator continued to deliver my daily order of Deelicious Waffles for five people. Eventually Gaz was annoyed enough at the smell to come downstairs, beat me up, and then use one of her FUCKING TERRIFYING STUFFED ANIMALS to open the handcuffs.

I don't know why I thought it was a good idea to steal one for study.

How can I resurrect someone I haven't personally met and don't have the remains of? Please don't say Magika.

>>49697413
>So Kyon told me the SOS-dan needs a slider to round out it's weird people quota
>Kyon, are you making weird claims about the rest of the club again?
>Yare, yare daze.


>>49697500
D&D, if you're a high enough level cleric. True Resurrection can fix anyone you can unambiguously identify. e.g. "That guy I just killed right now after he attacked me for no reason."

>>49697531
Would a name and a mental image of the person in question work?

>>49697557
all you have to do is
>unambiguously identify the deceased in some fashion
So that should work, as would their place and time of birth/death. You just can't cast it saying, I don't know, somebody.

>>49697594
Perfect, thanks.

>>49697606
Just don't drink and True Resurrect.

What do you think inheritance elves reaction would be to durvinir the zombie dragon?

Actually, what's the earliest I can pick him up? Is he already stuck guarding val during morrowind?

>>49697606
Oh yeah, it can't bring back constructs or undead. Basically you can't just cast it on a vampire that's still running around intact but it'll bring (destroyed) undead back as whatever the hell they were before, assuming they were a single entity and not something put together from of spare parts.

The latter requires several more castings.

>>49697633
You make Dionysus sad, anon.

>>49697691
They'd have a crisis about how evil you are for upsetting the natural order and defiling him with undeath.

They'd also probably ask you keep calling the wyvern a dragon, because Inheritance dragons are the (superior) hexapod kind.

Unless you're like me and wank that ES dragons are still the Daggerfall design and thus have four legs. Because wyverns a shit unless they're the Tigrex kind with bat-like wings that also double as legs/arms.

>>49697733
Double dubs declair that anon made the happy party god cry.

>>49697633
I hope you're satisfied with yourself, you monster.

>>49697733
Dionysus isn't going to help you much when Hades comes knocking at the door, wondering why the underworld I'd suddenly short several thousand random dead people.

>>49697771
>Happy party god
More like "Murder happy psycho rapist party god."

>>49697780
Just tell Hades to calm down, you're only borrowing them and you'll give them back within a measly century.

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>>49697771
Yes. I am.

Jumpers, have you ever convinced anyone that you were their magical benefactor and they would get to live out some CYOA that's popular on the local version of 4chan?
>>49697782
Just because he has the Maenads doesn't mean...yeah I can't keep a straight face.

>>49697780
>implying Hades gives two shits if people leave the underworld.
Besides True Resurrection is a Cleric spell, Hades would likely notice it happening and just blame it on Zeus.

>>49697782
other than party, that describes most of the greek gods. They weren't the most savory pantheon according to their myths.

>>49697853
Dionysus was famous for it, though. It was his thing. The other gods just happened to rape or murder occasionally. Dionysus actively engaged in it as a way of living and encouraged it in mortals, sometimes against their will.

>>49697820
I don't like recursion.

>>49697764
What did dragons look like in daggerfell?

Inheritance has wyvrens?

>>49697820
Actually, yes. Well, sort of. I went to the Youtube jump, and created a CYOA where you could pick from multiple magical artifacts. I then sent the anons the artifacts in question, watched them panic at first, and then sat back and enjoyed the chaos that ensued. Pretty sure one of them used his artifact to become a giant monster, while another got a magitech giant robot that allowed him to fight said kaiju anon. To say nothing of the various magical girls, Kamen Riders, and mad scientists running around. I told them all that I was a really bored god that decided to have some fun by giving random anons magical artifacts to play with. I repeated the process with new CYOAs and magical artifacts. I even gave someone a copy of the Stone Arrow, so Stands spread like wildfire (I of course gave one to Araki first). That was fun. I'm pretty sure that by the time I left, that world had become...well, let's just say a more interesting place.

>>49697936
>Inheritance has wyvrens?
It has several different things related to dragons, but it never mentions wyvrens.

>>49697893
How is it possible to enjoy jumpchain while hating fun things?

>>49697998
I don't see where the problem is.

>>49697936
Standard hexapod dragons.

No, but your dragon doesn't look like their dragons.

>>49697936
>Inheritance has wyvrens?
Not exactly. They have these things that can fly and are allegedly related to dragons but way dumber and less magical. I don't know how many legs they have.
They attack their prey by paralyzing it with telepathic screams. It's pretty metal.

>>49698270
...You talking about those things the Ra'zac rode around on that were actually their parents?

>>49698434
>Riding your parents

>>49698459
>No, Chibi-Usa, you can't copy Ra'zac and ride Mamoru

>>49698434
No he's talking about something else.

>>49698434
Nope. I checked the wiki and it says they're called Fanghur. And there's water not!dragons too, called Nidhwalar. Nidhwalar also use the psychic scream shit.
They're smarter than Fanghur but not as smart as dragons, and they have not!Eldunari too. But they're dicks.

The Ra'zac and Lethrblaka can't use magic or telepathy.

Anyway, Fanghur only seemed to pop up in the first book and were subsequently forgotten about forever afterwords.

>>49697782
Like I said, Happy Party God.

>>49698541
Anon, are you implying that Paolini isn't a good writer?

>>49698589
Perhaps, but he's an excellent sammich.

>>49697853
That's why I like Hestia. There are almost no surviving legends about her. Given what sort of legends the Greeks bothered to write down, that says a lot about her. What we do know about her is very fragmentary, doesn't tell much at all about the sort of person she was. But considering that her domain is "the light of civilization", she was probably the nicest of the Olympians.

>>49698633
One of the legends we do have about her involves her giving up her seat on Olympus to Dionysus so he wouldn't go on the world-ending murder-rape spree he promised if he didn't get his way. So that tells you enough about her to get an idea of her positives.

>>49698667
I had not actually heard that one. Well, that's even better. Hestia, you're a cool lady. I should find a jump where I can hang out with you. Smite, or Age of Legends, or Percy Jackson, or something like that.

>>49698740
>So how does *this* virgin goddess have kids?
>Please tell me it's adoption instead of cooking them up on the hearth from a broth the father contributed to or something stupid.
>Well...

So I was thinking of taking the "You Are Someone Who Ought to Survive" scenario in TTGL, and I'm guessing the big thing about that is convincing the Anti-Spirals that the Spiral Nemesis won't be triggered, or if it does, that there's some way to mitigate that and keeping that from destroying the universe (I might be able to convince them to just go to another universe but i'm not sure). I figure, post spark, I could just use a Fate or Tower of God wish to wish that the Spiral Nemesis won't get triggered, but I somewhat doubt I'd be convince them I could just magic the problem away. So how should I go about doing this?

Or should I just Spark in DeSu 2 for the Factors?

>>49698923
Well, first of all, according to KOTOR, Jumper's Spiral Power comes Spiral Nemesis free. As in, even if you SHOULD trigger Spiral Nemesis, you won't. So you could probably ask Jump-Chan to help with that. Plus, remember that Simon managed to convince the Anti-Spiral after he beat him...erm, sort of. You need to convince the Anti-Spiral that by working with the Spiral races, they can learn how to properly use the Spiral energy to help themselves and each other without wrecking everything. Invoking defeat means friendship might work as well. Ultimately, you just need to convince him that the way things were before just won't work anymore. Simon will probably back you up if you earn his respect and friendship, as will the others, so you need to focus on convincing the Anti-Spiral to work with you.

Or you could do that and just become the closest thing to omnipotent in the chain. That works too.

>>49698923
Spiral Nemesis is the result of spiral power increasing exponentially until it collapses the universe. As long as you have the means of creating space exponentially, you can avert Spiral Nemesis.

>>49694311
...Secret Power Slumbering counts before Breeding and Essence Plethora-style Charms then? I thought you said it worked for your whole Essence Pool before?

>>49694301
>>49694775
Worth noting that while Enlightened Mortals /do/ technically have Essence*10 "Personal" motepools, they can actually only access the first Essence*3 at will.

To use the rest (the Essence*7), they need to spend a point of willpower. every. damn. time.

Kinda shitty, but so are mortals in general (this is Exalted after all). Nicely mirrors the Essence*3/7 split Solaroids have in their Essence Pools though.

I think the corebook even says Peripheral Essence causes the anima to glow because it's controlled imperfectly? Just like mortals need to push themselves to even be able to use it.

Wall of text time. Forgive me.

Jump #168: Warhammer 40,000 - The Imperium
>The High Priestess (Education, knowledge, wisdom, and esoteric teachings. The forces of nature. Intuition, foresight, and spiritual revelation of the most mysterious and arcane sort.)
I know this is random, but... really? The same card here also? Well, at least a positive trump card means victory without having to roll, and this one remains very fitting.
>Location: Free Choice (Isstvan V)
Because in the grim derpness of the far future, there is only stupidity. I'm here to fix that.
>Identity: Techpriest (-100)
All joking aside, there really are reasons they do things the way they do. Chaos corrupts things. Even machines.
>Drawbacks: The Grim Darkness of the Past (0), Marked (+400), Dark Millennium: 10,240 years (10*2^10) (+1500)
It's the long road all over again ... wait, this actually explains several things--
Arriving in M31.006, leaving in M41.246, kind of a shame that I'm going to miss out on some things but I'll be there when the first of the hive fleets arrives. That will make life... interesting.
>Technical Training (Free, Techpriest)
Well, at least this kind of technology doesn't suffer from planned obsolescence.
>Arch-Magos (2550, Techpriest)
Considering all the technology I'm going to come across and how long I'm going to be here... yeah, being able to work with xenos tech and archeotech is rather crucial. I'm not just going to sit on my hands until we reach the present day, as it were.
>Cyber-Technician (1400, Techpriest)
This sounds like it is a thing that will be useful as time goes on, too. I mean, I already have such, but this gives it more versatility.
>Cyberdidact (2100, Techpriest)
NOW we're talking. To technology. And machine spirits. Which is pretty damn nifty. Definitely not going to just run around uplifting things to AIs though, that's a very bad decision.

>>49699003
>Blank (1700)
Sure, techpriests aren't very good psykers usually... but what about taking the other path and shutting down psykers instead?
>Restraint (1500)
And it's useful to be able to turn it on and off at will so people aren't perpetually influenced into hating me because of the plot.
>Culexus (1400)
Also, a 25 meter bubble is a LOT of space.
>Viator of Nullspace (800)
Being able to block warp energy isn't enough. Being able to change how much of it someone can draw on is an even better improvement.
>Mechanicus Implants (Free, Techpriest)
Kind of a given, yes.
>STC Printer (0)
Well, this will be useful. I'll be spending some free time encapsulating some idiot-proof technology and scattering it around to help out, in between cataloging all the tech here that I can.

So! The Drop Site Massacre is to start perhaps as many as three hours from when I arrive.

That's PLENTY of time for me to go visit Horus in full jumper-charisma mode, tell him exactly why daddy didn't love him (the dude's barely human but loves you more than literally anyone else), lay everything on the line as far as the path he's walking, and offer him a third path because emperor and chaos are stupid.

I used my massively amped-up purification blast to purge Chaos' taint from him and his legion to ensure they would listen beforehand, also, though they had no idea what the hell it actually was. This had some interesting effects on space marine physiology, but none of it was actually detrimental, it just amped them up a bit - pure positive emotion instead of negative - and acted as an overpowered healing beam, though it would probably not work on anyone but a space marine in such a way. (Also, it fixed Angron's brain damage, though it didn't remove the Butcher's Nails - had to do that myself.)

>>49699015

Also, while everyone wasn't looking (which was rather easier than I expected it to be) I took the Anathema from him and erased him from existence, because precognition said that despite being cleansed he still intended to go full Chaos. Screw that.

In any event, when the rest of the drop pods started falling... I hit them all with the Friendship Cannon too. Of course, it never has any effect on technology (except technology corrupted by Chaos, but I found that out later), but it confused the hell out of basically everyone for some white beam of light to lance out at every single drop pod that fell.

There was no massacre. I abused technopathy to hijack everyone's communications, called for a truce (and everyone else hunkered down but held fire), brought the eleven primarchs together (Star Trek teleporting for the win), and we sat down and we talked. And I told them everything. I told them exactly how things were, what the Emperor hoped to accomplish with the Imperial Truth, that he doesn't have perfect knowledge but was doing his best, and was trying to uplift humanity in general via other methods of FTL. Told each of the primarchs their stories from their conception to the present, why the Emperor did as he did, and what they could expect if they continued. Told each of them how they fell to Chaos, and more importantly, why.

Told them the real nature of Chaos itself, and why the Emperor didn't know - he doesn't know the history all the way back to the beginning, when the Warp was placid and smooth, and that quite honestly it was mostly the Eldar's fault that it was as it was because they didn't exercise any restraint. Basically... surprise, it's all the fucking elves' fault, but all the guilty ones are basically dead anyway. Except the ones in the webway.


But... let's skip way ahead for brevity's sake.

>>49699027
The long and short of it: as a result, and due to some seriously concentrated effort, Chaos lost its grip on the primarchs in the end. The Armistace of Isstvan replaced the Drop Pod Massacre in the history books. The Thousand Sons were, in time, given bodies once again; everyone who wasn't at Isstvan was cleansed of Chaos' taint as quickly as possible. In the end, the Emperor's sons were loyal once again, and when we arrived at Terra, we ALL sat down (and the Emperor frowned at me a LOT) and had a long, long talk. All cards were laid on the table. I was open about who and what I was, told them everything I knew about 40k, filled in a few blanks for the Emperor regarding the warp that changed his viewpoint a bit (sorry, athiesm doesn't work when there is LITERALLY A REALM OF SOULS), and offered up a great many proposals to make things not be so utterly fucking bleak.

In the end, the Emperor remained the Emperor and acknowledged that he was not the best father but was doing everything he could. That, in itself, did more to start healing the Primarchs' psyches than I ever could. The Primarchs became his princes - they all were granted control of a portion of the Imperium, administratively speaking. The legions were reorganized, not quite a matter of chapters, but they stood as guardians of the Imperium as they should have been. Sure, there was still always war, and there were still traitor marines, but they were never whole legions. I was happy to just facilitate these changes; my name stayed out of the history books, but I helped shape the Mechanicus into something not quite as silly. Research and development happened, even if it was not speedy. The future was dark, but no longer grim.

Chaos hated this by the way and tried to kill me as often as possible, but that doesn't really work so well against someone who can feel the shifts in the currents of the Warp and thus is hard to catch by surprise.

Just as planned indeed.

>>49698987
>Or you could do that and just become the closest thing to omnipotent in the chain. That works too.

I don't know... Axe Cop's omnicompetence comes close too. Only works in your "home" universe though, so I guess that limits it a bit.

>>49699044
Eh, atheism still works. It's just a branding issue. Egotistical demons lurking in the Warp may call themselves gods, but this does not make it so. Etc.

>>49699102
Right, but you can't just go 'oh, none of that EXISTS' unless you want an inquisition to be needed to stamp it out all the time. Imperial Truth got modified a bit, but at certain levels... people need to know. Otherwise, you get what happened to the Primarchs.

By the way, the chaos hordes? Rather underwhelming compared to canon. Yeah, sure, it still happened... but without the initial disruption and manpower boost of the Horus Heresy and the Emperor being struck down, the waves weren't as bad.

Also, the Webway project was a wash, but I helped Emps seal it. And then gave him stargates.

Sure, it doesn't work for anything but the smallest scale travel, but it IS safe.

>>49699044
This is way better than my own plan. Might take few notes from you but otherwise mine has things I must accomplish.

Also, did this allow you to unfuck up the Soul Realm? By changing general emotions and such of Galaxy technically due to your actions? Is it less violatile?

>>49699003
Where are you rolling for your cards?

>>49699184
Oh, totally. Imperial Truth should have been all about "this is the true face of reality, and it sucks, but we're going to fucking conquer the shit out of it anyways."

>>49699184
What would happen if not only all uses of Warp was replaced with out of jump stuff and every single human got turned into a Blank?

>>49699189
Fractionally. Keep in mind that a lot of how fucked the Warp is, is the aftershocks of the Eldar throwing a party, and an Eldar party don't stop 'til Slaanesh comes home.

It just had less of a human intelligence inside it guilding things, and with less traitor legions, it meant there were basically no black crusades. Sure, there were things they CALLED that, but never on the scale of 40k proper.

>>49699220
http://www.facade.com/tarot/ator/

>>49699226
Yeah. Basically Emps came around to realize that one size does not fit all. Also, that psykers shouldn't be anathema, but DO have to be controlled. There's no good answer to the psyker problem, but without the Heresy, things were actually safer. Only partially safer, but still safer.

>>49699236
The Warp would still do its thing, but there would be no psykers. Not sure how you plan to disconnect people from their souls though.

>>49699247
Wouldn't Immaterium be fucked due to effect Blanks have on if especially if humanity spreads to more planets?

Jumpers, when have you changed a plot indirectly?

>>49699247
Blanks and Pariahs are result of Pariah gene. Whether they actually are soulless or just have different polarity still remains to be seen.

And I assume if Eldar and Deldar get soul stone things implanted in a way like Angel Cores they are safe from Slaneesh

>>49699236
Further clarification: think of the Warp like the ocean. Intelligent beings are the weather - the closer their connection to the Warp, the stronger their effects, and the more of a certain type of effect you have (more wind and clouds), the stronger and more lasting its effects (a storm).

Basically, the Warp will have tides no matter what you do, and it'll occasionally flood from time to time. Humanity causes it to bring in a nor'easter and gales from time to time.

The Eldar caused the 2005 hurricane season.

>>49699305
Nope. It's still going to be there. It'll probably calm down, though. Blanks don't screw up the warp itself since they're in realspace, just things in realspace that are connected to it. Like, you know, people who draw on the warp. Psykers.

>>49699329
So if only there was a way to have Psykers, when affecting warp, do it really calmly...

>>49699343
It's not so much that, it's that they're basically trying to open a window for fresh air, but the glass is black and they can't see through it. Might get a good breeze through the house, might get a little rain inside. Might get whacked in the face with a tree branch if you're really unlucky.

Was there ever a consesnsus as to whether we could eat shards and gain powers as a Zerg?

>>49699364
So what you are saying is that all Psykers need the Navigator third eye?

>>49699393
That seems HILARIOUSLY unwise... but actually that probably could work. Or at least shift the perils of the warp chart by a few ranks. I would never say that psykers can draw on the warp COMPLETELY safely.

>>49699393
>The psyker looks out the window to see if the warp is safe
>There is a presence banging on it
>"Hey, I'm a fairy, let me in!"
>"You believe in fairies, right?"

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>>49699463
And there are always going to be some psykers who believe that THIS is the case. Indoctrination is not always a bad thing.

>>49699463
>"I only believe in God Emperor of Mankind!"
>"AND THE EMPEROR BRAND BUTTER! What better thing to put on your toast than butter approved by emperor himself?"

>>49699463
>>49696868

>>49699463
>"Dad Emperor of Mankind told me to never let strangers in. And mommy Jumper told me to flip those strangers off"

>>49699581
>Uncle Anon told me to kick those strangers between the legs and run off

>>49699548
I was expecting more of a "how is the daemon banging on the window if the window is a metaphor" but that works, too.

>>49699381
I don't believe there's any consensus, no. My personal interpretation is that it's probably a bit too far outside the remit of Zerg biotech to use, even considering some of the crazy shit Zerg pull off like the anti-gravity tumors or the ablative brain matter. What we see of the Shards shows that they're made of living crystal, not flesh. I'm not going to say that eating them would be impossible, but you'd probably need to first adapt your system to work with non-conventional biologies. Like, start by eating things with non-DNA genetics but are still organic. Then move on to weird halogen-based compounds, then metallic ones, and then finally you'd be able to eat Entity biology and understand it. Get used to working with exotic forms of self-replicating molecules before you try to eat the dimension-warping crystal space worms

What can a Tinker with a Programming and Computer Science focus do? I mean, it says something about A.I.s and Supercomputers being child's play, but what are we actually talking about here? How far does the rabbit hole go? Oh, this is in Worm, by the way. I figure that's obvious, but just in case.

>>49699707
What can you do, in theory, with a strong enough computer?

Design a computer that can replicate tinkertech designs. Make it self-improving. Put it in a pod when it triggers. Arguably it might not even need a pod if it counts as a child of yours.

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>>49699616
Well... the Warp being what it is, occasionally you don't even have to open the window for the branch to break through and hit you in the face.

Jump #38: Code Lyoko

Drawbacks: Land of the Giant Foreheads (0)

Name: Diamond Paige
Age: 11
Location: Kadic Academy
Origin: Whiz Kid (900)
Gender: Female

-Perks-
Lyoko Avatar (Free) - Let's go digital.
Einstein (Free) - Weeee, more skills to program software and/or AI.
Reprogram (800) - This'll help if I ever decide to go back and work on Chain Travellers.
Polymorphic Clone (600) - Hard-light holograms? Oh my yesss.
Quantum Computing (300) - ...MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!

-Items-
Genius Glasses (Free) - It's always good to have a method of tracking your help.
Universal Laptop (200) - A computer capable of running any software with no set limits? Definitely going to need this in the future.
Scanner (0) Ooh, yet another way to digitise people, and even better then the Ray to boot.

So, I guess the objective here is to help the others beat XANA? I barely remember anything about this series, and considering all my memory perks, thats saying something.

Anyway, while that is going on, I'll use my connections with the Family to buy an warehouse, and build a quantum supercomputer. It will, of course, just be a prototype. A working model to study from. I need to figure out some way of shrinking the "production" model down, and then, with better materials, I can shrink it down even further while retaining the efficiency.

Though, hmm, what will I use it for? A training room? A simulation? Or maybe, a combination of the two...

>>49699839
What will you do if you jump Black Crusade?

Will you take the drawback to link the jumps and be the sole or strongest champion of chaos?

Or will you not take that drawback and just cut loose?

Does the Eidolon purchase in FFXIII just give you a canon summon, or could I use it to get a 13-style version of a previous FF summon (like you can get custom Guardian Forces in VIII)?

I'm pretty sure it's the first, but apparently Eidolons are unique or something, so I'm asking on the off-chance there's a way to do this without fucking the MCs over.

>>49699925
Go ahead and fuck over the MCs. The only one who isn't a hopeless cunt is Sazh.

>>49699920
I don't know. I mean... 40k looked SOMEWHAT like it does to us, it's more nobledark than grimdark. Chaos is overall less active. But I don't think I actually could take the drawback to link the jumps - while it works for the Eldar jump to link it up, and Commorragh is unchanged regardless, I don't know that a Chaos jump could be the same.

We'll see when it comes out. I'd like to at least try. At which point I will begin my most difficult project: the redemption of Chaos, itself.

>>49699925
>Summon Fat Chocolina
>Sazh's headbird is sad

>>49700027
Fat Chocobo has great song.

Jumpers!

Are there settings you use to finally let your murderhobo out, get rid of all pent up frustration and all?

>>49700072
Hatred, if you are really bound and determined.

>>49700072
If being the BBEG counts then Dragonlance.
There are no more kender and it was extremely cathartic

Oh and Hatred I suppose, but that's just part of the gauntlet.

>>49699940
I'm keeping continuity for the sequels and I can't fight God by myself just yet. I need the MCs fine and dandy, man.

But if it makes you feel better, I also really want a Doomtrain I can actually take a ride in.

>>49700072
it depends, if the vast majority of people in that setting Deserve to die they are going to,but I'm talking places like Commorraghor, 1984 and Russia in WWII jumps.

>>49700063
Yeah, but that won't make Chocolina happy about suddenly gaining 900 pounds and not being able to fit in her outfits anymore.

Also, having to turn back into a normal looking Fat Chocobo as her vehicle form, with no boobs or anything.

>>49700104
You really only need Lightning to be fine and dandy. And only so you can eventually steal her power.

>>49700126
>>suddenly gaining 900 pounds and not being able to fit in her outfits anymore.

L-lewd

>>49700072
I... Kinda plan that with Black Crusade maybe. If I don't take that drawback.

If I will, go Murderhobo on chaos itself. Eat it, eat it all so upon my leave all existing up to this point chaos or warp is gone. Only what is created upon my leave and unfreezing of universes will affect and create new warp

>>49700117
>Russia
>Not Japan
ABSORUTERY DISHONORABU

>CAPTCHA is P-51
DISHONAH TO FAMIRIRY

>>49700126
Oh god, I just looked her up and THAT was what the head Chickobo turns into? I'm suddenly very glad I never looked into the later games in that mini-series. Well, glad for another reason, I guess. Making the Chickobo into some Carneval dancer is just wrong. Chickobo is for cute, not lewds.

>>49696330
>not worth
Dude, if you should know anything about Nihei, it's that his works are all pretty much the sci fi equivalent of exalted in terms of sheer bullshit.

>>49700207
No anon, it's not worth it.

>>49700117
>Russia
>WWII
...You'll have to walk me through this one.

>>49700222
eh, most jumpers worth their salt can develop such things on their own with a few superscience perks(not to mention mad science)

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>>49696868
>>49696026

>>49700238
>>49700227
. I am stupid and bad history so I Conflate major wars Sometimes

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>>49700246
>Not wanting to add more tech to your already extensive knowledge
>Not wanting to see more ways to approach a problem in order to find even a better solution

Anyway, if you can made those kinds of things already, what's the worst that can happen to you? That you get bored?

>>49700072
Commoragh
Kill all the Dark Eldar. They deserve it.
Bottle up their souls in something, so Slaanesh can't get them.

>>49700117
>Russia
>Not everyone in WWII
>Japan killing hundreds of thousands for the kicks
>China being China while in a bigass Civil War
>Nazis being nazis
>UK and USA bombing the shit out of German cities and nuking Japanese to force a more favorable surrender

Even if they weren't that useful in the war, at least the French didn't became a happy band of munderhobos towards the end of the war.

>>49700325
Is there an actual reason for Deldar existing other than just going "fuck the soul stones. We have this hype way of delaying it by causing pain to others!"

Like, was there something like learning of soul stones much much later and by then it was almost ingrained in them?

>>49700325
What not just eat them and their souls? Beat Slaanesh at her own game.

>>49700326
to be fair, I do have a "it's not murder if they are nazis" rule. And I do generally count all the people on the same side as being the same country,even when it is stupid of me to do so.

>>49700325
So what you are saying is:

By killing Deldar, I not only cockblock Slaneesh from their souls but I also stop their decadence from inadvertently empowering Slaneesh, but if I did it without any Psyker or such powers then I get huuuge points with Khorne?

>>49700355
If I remember right, they were the Eldar who were trapped in the Webway at the time of the Fall and didn't have contact with the Craftworlds. So yeah, they didn't learn about soul stones until later.

>>49700326
The Dresden Air Raid was one of the greater crimes the Alied Forces did on the Civilians but no one speaks of the tousands burned to death in the City. Because official reports state there where only 20,000 people there.

Dresden was overfilled with Regugees from the eastern teroties.!

but war never changes. the Winner always tells history, not the losers.

>>49700326
They made up for it by collaborating with the Nazis during the occupation and in Vietnam shortly after the war.

>>49700278
Now I am REALLY wondering which war you are talking about.

>>49700326
To be fair, fuck the nips.

>>49700355
It's also that the Dark Eldar are the same Eldar who made Slaanesh, the Craftworders and the other remaining Eldar left before the Fall and got out of the Addict Lifestyle that would spawn Slaanesh.

Dark Eldar saw what their addiction and overindulgence did and said "Let's keep going, can't get any worse"

>>49700371
>Eating Deldar Souls
God no.
I'm putting their souls into rocks, then tossing them in my warehouse to be forgotten forever.

>>49700379
Basically.
You'd also get points with Tzeentch either way for the rampant amount of Change that would result of the Deldar being gone.
Also the Primarch of the White Scars may or may not be alive in Commoragh and he'll likely appreciate the help.

>>49700202
Sorry anon, Chocobos are waifus now.

>>49700411
You mean Sonic the Primarch?

>>49700326
>USA and nuking Japanese to force a more favorable surrender.
To be fair, the other option was a land invasion, which would have cost far, far, far more lives.

>>49700397
>To be fair, fuck the nips.
>/d/ interpretation
Terrible fetish

>ethnic slur interpretation
Acceptable fetish

>>49700411
Why not eat their souls? I bet they're nutritious!

>>49700326
If Japan wasn't nuked into surrendering right the fuck now, they would've been invaded by Russia. Not only would their infrastructure suffer far worse, but they'd all be half-Slavs too. Japan would be full of drunk squatter in track suits. And probably be divided into a Communist half and a Capitalist half.

>>49700388
Yeah, fire bombing had a higher casualty number than the nukes.

>>49700530
>Sonic
No, he doesn't run like Sonic. He likes his bikes, or standing on top of a fast-moving tank.

>>49700558
I don't eat Good Souls because good people don't deserve to die.
I don't eat Evil Souls because they are disgusting.

>>49700587
Anon, if you don't eat your souls you won't grow up big and strong. Now open up, here comes the chew chew train.

>>49700550
I dunno, a Ditto as your starter can probably do that jump one. They're shapesifters that are by all appearances willing to fuck anything willing to fuck them.

>>49700587
>Neutral souls

>>49696234
>this pdf is huge
Do yourself a favor, delete the pdf and pretend the jump doesn't exist. Move on.

>>49699925
>but apparently Eidolons are unique or something
They're not. The only reason they show one is because the Fal'Cie have no reason to bind more than one person. The Eidolon is a manifestation of the Fal'Cie's brand. The last time brands got handed out en masse there was a war that massacred the war and left few survivors among the Fal'Cie.

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>>49700607
I don't eat souls. Unless I need to for a role I'm playing, like my "Dracula" Cape Identity in Worm.
And even then I get rid of the souls once I no longer need to play that role.

>>49700612
Don't deserve to die.
Hell even Evil people don't deserve to die most of the time, Redemption is my bag baby.

>>49700612
>Neutral
Must...resist...Futurama joke...

>>49700565
>they would've been invaded by Russia
No they wouldn't.
Russia had no Navy.

>>49700685
The USSR was gearing up to invade Japan. This is a fact. It's one of the reasons why Japan was even considering a surrender.

>>49700685
They had a plan in the works. It's one of the main reasons why they declared war on Japan and invaded Manchuria. I think it was Manchuria anyway.

>>49700729
Well, that and the fact that they were being starved to death due to having no imports whatsoever. Due to the whole blockade thing.

>>49700658
You know that in your grey heart you have no strong feelings one way or the other, anon.

>>49700635
eh, that sounds like failure to me. I am probably going to skip the scenario though. It looks far too much like work at the moment.(that makes half the pdf irrelevant I think)

>>49700658
fuck off, this isn't reddit

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>>49700545
There are lots of documents and internal calls telling that Japan was looking for a good moment to surrender while saving their face. The president just wanted to use the nukes to cement his power.

>>49700565
>>49700820
>>49700729
Gearing up and being able to do so before they had a chance to surrender in an acceptable terms are two different things. You don't get to invade Japan after fighting the western front like the Russians did.


>>49700378
Well, even with the 'nazis were nazis', most of the early war Wermatch soldiers weren't nazi zealots. Specially mid to high-ranking officers didn't trust Hitler and his mooks at all. They trusted the commies less, just like most Europe and the US.

So, unless you go murdering SS and closest collaborators, depending on the stage of the war you're just killing civilians.

>>49700397
They're still one of the shittiest cultures today. One of the few first world countries that I would never consider to live in.

>>49700388
I know, right?

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>>49700072
Generic sugarbowl. Their innocence is gone along with their smiles.

>>49700914
Insult Japan's culture all you want, at least in 50 years Japan will still be Japan instead of a Mexican colony like the US or an Arab one like Europe.

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>>49700650
But Justice, if I don't eat at least 5.000 souls for breakfast I will be cranky all day!

>>49700930
In 50 years there will be no Japanese at all.

Around 50% of their population doesn't want to reproduce. And take a look at how many old people there are in Japan.

>>49700892
There are 600+ jumps, some of them are extremely low quality and ignoring them is fine. There's nothing that says "failure" about ignoring it if the jumpmaker didn't do a good enough job in making the jump to cater to your tastes. It just means you and them aren't compatible. So do yourself a favor, ignore it, and move on.

If you already see it's huge and only causes headaches, pressing on is just a masochist's chore.

>>49700072
Maybe No More Heroes if you decided to be an assassin, but it's less muder-hoboing and more having a death game constantly giving you people to fight.

>>49700978
>If you already see it's huge and only causes headaches, pressing on is just a masochist's chore.

That's what she said!

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>>49700072
Every Jump where there aren't any higher beings to kick your ass is a good Jump to be a murderhobo.

>>49700978
the thing about this chain, is that I'm not choosing the places I go. Otherwise I would have never bothered with a number of the jumps I've been saddled with. Luckily, I have my own inter-dimensional bar for when I absolutely can't be arsed with the locals and their shenanigans.

>>49700914
>Japan was looking for a good moment to surrender while saving their face
In short, no.
In long, noooooooo-okay enough of that.
The whole "MUH good boi Japanes wanted to surrender but the meanie Americans wouldn't let them" is bullshit.
Before the nukes, the Japs were warned that bad things were about to happen to them. (This is AFTER the firebombings, merchant shipping being crippled, IJN being slaughtered ect). They didn't surrender.
After the first nuke leveled a city, they didn't surrender.
After the SECOND nuke, the military (read as: the guys that make the vast majority of the decisions) STILL wanted to fight on, to fight to the last man, woman, child. The only reason they didn't is because the Emperor (read as: basically their God) made a heretofore unprecedented decision to basically say "fuck this shit. We out."
And a not insignificant part of the military STILL wanted to fight on.

>>49701054
Your chain, your rules. My advice to you is to make your own jump list and prune away all of the large jumps if you know you can't stand large jumps to begin with and roll from that.

>>49701088
Oh, and I should add. The Japanese knew what terms the Allies wanted. There was no "ahahah, you didn't say the magic word."
They just didn't want to go through with it because of their bushido bullshit. And as a result, cities burned and hundreds of thousands of people died.

>>49701102
eh, I really enjoyed FF14(even though it took me a number of days to deal with). So it isn't just the size of the jump, I think I just don't like dealing with this type of setting, I didn't really like Blame either. Still, I'm going through this chain the way I set out to. Even if I sometimes dislike the way it is going.

>>49701088
And even that only happened because the Soviets invaded Manchuria around the same time. They called it the "Twin Shocks", I believe. Can't forget that, anon. Though they might, and I do mean MIGHT, have surrendered earlier if they got a guarantee that the Emperor would stay in power, or something like that, which violated the Allies' policy of unconditional surrender. And even then, it's still a big maybe, and not very likely.

Also, what in God's name is this new captcha?

>>49700956
Shrinking populations are a natural part of a wealthy society. Well off people don't breed. It'll eventually stabilize, despite what the fear-mongers say.

Yet Europe and the US are taking the position that it's better for the rich to keep making money than to suffer population shrinkage. Their plan to do this isn't to try and change the culture or make it less financially difficult to support a child, but instead to import vast numbers of fast-breeding foreigners. The side effect? Europeans will go extinct, as will their culture, as they are replaced by a new people with a different culture. It is death, with no stabilization, and the only benefit is that it allows the rich to keep making money.

>>49701088
Don't forget that even when the Emperor tried to peace out, there was still a coup done by the most hardcore Bushido thumpers that only failed due to springing their coup at the same time as an American bombing raid. Dramatic stuff that.

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>>49695094
I remember when you posted this in the IRC at, like, five in the morning, and I was the only person in the IRC at the time, and you asked for criticism and I just sortof glanced over it before giving you the thumbs up and saying, "Looks good!"
Then you posted it in the thread later that day and everyone jumped on you for it because apparently there were some blatantly overpowered stuff in there that I didn't even look at?
And then I felt bad.

The moral of this story is don't depend on me for anything because I probably won't try very hard.

Generic Post-Apocalypse
> Age: 15 [-50CP]
> Location: Japan
> Time: Sins of our Fathers
> End: Cascade Scenario
> Cascade -
> + Robot Apocalypse
> + Revelations
> + Nuclear War/Winter
> Mutations -
> + Tail [-50CP]
> + Radiation Resistance (x2) [-400CP]
> Avoid Contamination [Get a Freebie!]
> Diamonds From Dust [-100CP]
> Eye In The Sky [-400CP]
> And I Feel Fine [-300CP]
> Pets & Companions -
> + Robot [-100CP]
> Scav Tool [Get a Freebie!]
> Skin Sensitivity [+100CP]
> Just A Kid [+200CP]
> Scenario: Journey To The Green [+100CP]

Robot: "Scavver"
> Scavenger’s Journal [-100CP]
> Hazard Sensor [-200CP]

Turnin' a serious jump into an ANIME~! o/`
Do you have any idea how much it sucks to be an albino in the post-apocalyptia?
I have a rat tail and gonna say segmented joints, because might as well look full vermin.

Anyway, the scenario here is...
Ragnarok happened, and then robots fought back, and then everyone nuked everyone.

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>>49701432
In the post-apocalyptic world of nobodyknowsbecausethecalendersweredestroyed, life goes on. Hundreds of years ago the Valkyrie came down to begin the final war. Shortly thereafter the machines retaliated as beings without souls, unwilling to be subservient to Asgardian bullshit.
Humanity was caught in the middle, pulled and torn apart by either side, and so working together the world's leaders enacted a bold new plan:
Nuke the fuck out of everything.
It was surprisingly effective.

Now, hundreds of years later, the world has been reset. Machines exist in their towering and soulless megapolises, while valkyrie wander the earth looking to claim ownership of the world. Humanity, ever resilient, utilizes scavenged parts of old technology and their ingenuity to survive, as a new government begins to take hold, forming itself based on ideas from before the war, for all their good and ill.
All sides took heavy losses in the war, but they are starting to recover ...

Rumors whisper of a mythical "New Eden", a place of unfathomable resources and beauty. If such a place exists, it would surely be the key to victory in a new war. ...

> "New Eden?" But if you're going with Ragnarok, doesn't that clash with
ANIMEEEEE~! o/`
> That doesn't answer
ANIME~! o/`

Anyway, alarmingly cute albino vermin girl scavenges ruins and travels the vast swathes of reclaimed nature to find new ruins.
Together with her robot Scavver and a mysterious satellite entity, they do stuff.

>>49701088
>>49701137
All this is straight up bullshit lies though. Japans conditions for surrender were keeping their emperor, the US wanted an unconditional one and got it after two nukes, then didn't unseat the emperor anyway because we literally just wanted to show off our fucking nukes to Russia. You don't get to spew outright lies and assert them as truths when the average person can look up this shit on the internet in less then 10 minutes.

Rolled 3 (1d8)

>>49696192
145 Biomega
Age 23
Drop In
Gritty Survivor, Hacking Interface -100, Biosynthetics -200, Superstructure Dynamics -200, Reload -800,
Information State +300,
I'm incredibly tempted to simply annihilate this place, however, I will merely scan and sample everything before gtfoing.
Continue
1 Showa Kamen Rider 1
2 SimAnt
3 Macross
4 Smite
5 Viking Saga
6 Tales of Demons and Gods
7 Sunrider
8 Auralnauts Star Wars

>>49701481
Macross, I'll need a new 3.

>>49701493
Skies of Arcadia

Need name for tactics perk

Ideas?

FNAF gauntlet when?

>>49701513
been there, it was jump 69

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>>49701543
>Tactical Shit

>>49701543
What's the jump? Any quotes you can steal? Or anything thematically appropriate you can weave into the name?

>>49701432
>The moral of this story is don't depend on me for anything because I probably won't try very hard.
That statement amuses me because it is very true of your jumper.

>>49701543
What kinda tactics? Who is using them, where, and how?

>>49701571
The Room

>>49701543
Tacticool
Keikaku
Planning planny plans
Cleed!

Hey uh

Would anyone mind if I did Ragnarok Online later?

So, Everybody Knows Kung-Fu from the Matrix says that it needs a neural connection to work. What kind of connection? Would digitizing them and placing them in a simulation workwork?

>>49701630
queued

>>49701664
Uh, sure? That's cool.

>>49701664
If you want to hold off till later to make a better story that's fine by me.
Sometimes rolling doesn't turn out the way you want it too.

>>49701666
Probably. As would telepathically dumping the info into their mind.

>>49701664
I guess you noticed it's a bajillion pages long. Why not.

>>49701645
Kek

>>49701645
You misspelled CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

>>49701664
Just ignore the jump's existence and remove it from your list entirely.

>>49701664
I wish you people would stop. You're just fueling his self-loathing with these comments. You're making him feel bad again.

>>49695482
>Does that mean the perk takes advantage of (and thus relies on) any communication equipment I have? E.g. radio, smartphone, skype, etc? Nearby gear (Jumper!Neo finds public phones have a tendency to ring when he nears them)?
Yes, that's the intention - it'll use your own gear, but can also try to use local comm gear like calling public pay phones near you, or maybe send messages to radio operators in settlements to pass on to you when you arrive in them. If you have cybernetic implants it might send messages direct to those.
Maybe you'll be walking through the wasteland and a robot will literally dig itself out of the ground, look a you, and say "Goddamn it Jumper, answer your fucking phone. There's a pack of raiders two clicks behind you and closing."
Have fun with it.

>Robot
I figured it has the advantage of not being able to die from radiation poisoning, plague, starvation/dehydration, and if it gets torn to bits you can repair it...but if you think that's not enough I can increase it?

>>49701432
Heh, don't feel bad about it. It was like, the second jump I tried to make.

>>49701543
Squad Tactics?

>>49701666
Seems okay to me?

>>49701694
>>49701700
>>49701706
Basically all of the above. It doesn't help I don't know anything of Ragnarok Online, so it's harder to improv. It looks fantastic, but I have no real material for it right now. I'll see about doing it later.

Replacement jump for the list, please.

>>49701763
Sherlock Holmes.

>>49701763
Killing Bites

>>49701748
Why should he feel bad if the jump is shit? It's not his fault here.

>>49701763
Banjo Kazooie

>>49701763
Kill la kill

>>49701748
That's some tactical bait you have there

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>>49701772
Added.
>>49701780
>>49701790
>>49701794
And holy hell, stored. You guys really want shenanigans, huh?

1. Kung Fury
2. Sherlock Holmes
3. Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
4. Macross
5. Transformers
6. Overlord (Game)
7. Custom Robo
8. Heaven's Lost Property

>>49701664
Heavens Anon one question...

So in the Board jump, the demon-making-by-splitting-your-soul-perk.

How much is "half your power"?


Like, if i give my trusted leutenant literally half of all my non fiat abilities i end up with half my soul.

But what i just give my other trusted leutenant only a few perks, like the crafting ones?

Or if i give them just one perk like a null aura?

Is the drain the same?

>>49701804
>You guys really want shenanigans, huh?
You're surprised by this?

>>49701804
Heavens. Let me ask you a question. Are you ready...FOR MECHA MUSICAL IN SPACE?!

>>49701820
...uh? I don't know? I think you're confusing me for a different jump maker, I don't think I've made a perk like that.

Seriously I sign all of my jumps this has happened like five times this week.

>>49701823
I am not a clever man.

>>49701833
I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER LOVE

Minecraft Cheat Mode doesn't work on out-of-setting stuff, does it?

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>>49701820
...except he didn't make the Hero BBS jump.

>>49701804
>Macross
>mfw