>Join a PF game run by a GM I've never met before >Fairly

>>49688672
Break one and see if he freaks.

>>49688672
Jizz onto one and see if he smiles

If you can't tell you probably don't need to worry about it too much. When you're completely sure you've wandered into his magical realm you should probably worry

>>49688672
Have you considered:
1. Not playing shitty systems,
2. Getting the really cheap anti-petrification ointment so you can petrify all these women?

>>49688887
Un-petrify, sorry.

>>49688672
Learn (or procure scrolls of) Stone to Flesh and see if it derails his campaign.

>>49688887
>Not playing shitty systems
Yes because this exact scenario is derived from the mechanics of the game.

Fucking retards.

Sounds like a nice game of Duke Nukem 3D to me.

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>>49689568
But how will anon become a true meme-lord unless he insults Pathfinder at every available opportunity.

>>49688672
Could be that he's just dropping hints that the cult is ruled by a group of medusas?

>>49691593
Please don't spoil the story, he's supposed to work this stuff out himself.

>>49688908
they become petrified again when he rolls to seduce.

>>49691593
The name is Gorgon. Medusa was one of them.

>>49696104
Their species name is Medusa in D&D.

>>49691473
By not falling for his own meme.

Memeing? Sure, the faggot can do that. But memeing so hard that he believes his own memes? That's no bueno.

>>49688672
maybe there'sjust a guy with cursed penis?
Reminds me of Oglaf....

>>49688887
How dare people like what you don't like

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>>49688672
>Join a PF game
That should answer your question.

>>49696132
>your party encounters a Smaug!
>it's a blue Smaug that breathes lightning!
>Player: "I draw my Sword of Smaugslaying!"

>your party encounters a Gandalf!
>from the aura of energy crackling around him he seems to be a powerful Gandalf, and wears the orange robes of the most prestigious Gandalf Guild in the city.
>Warrior-Mage Player: "I took a level in Gandalf to represent the magical training in my youth, I'll try to parley with him"


>hurr PF h8 iz just memes

>>49701053
While we're at it, let's rename Barbarian, Paladin, and Monk for changing specific groups of people into mostly disconnected culturally independent combat schools.

>>49701343
Only the paladins are a specific group of people though. Barbarians were literally everyone not Greek, monks are just monks (though obviously the D&D monks are mostly based on the Shaolin)