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The clan is forsaken, cast out, forbidden to bury their dead

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The clan is forsaken, cast out, forbidden to bury their dead in the great resting hall. Their names struck from the lineage still new, their keep sunk beneath the mountain.

What could the clan have done to call down the wrath of the AllFather so?
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>>49660640
They're vegetarian.
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>>49660640
Started making pastries and crochet art when they should have been training or battling.
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>>49660640
They started Alcoholics Anonymous.
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>>49660640
Shaved their heads and beards in a deliberate insult to the God who let all sorts of orcs, goblins and other underground nasties get at them
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>>49660640
They purchased items of elven craft.
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>>49660718
Ooh! Deliberately thumbed their nose at the elder spirits! Radicalists! Traitors! Subversives!
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They misused "literally" a lot.
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>>49660640
Used bows instead of crossbows
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>>49660752

Why would you ever want to use a bow again after you've unleashed the power of a Dwarven crossbow on some unlucky goblin swine.
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>>49660807

Because reloading a crossbow when you just shot 1 goblin and another 20 are running at you sucks.

you can down 4 or 5 easy with a bow.

Though shooting a dwarven crossbow is akin to the "PING" made by a Garand.
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>>49660851

>implying that if aimed properly, you can't take out 4-5 goblins with one bolt
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>>49660703
But dwarf bread is a weapon
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>>49660640
>What could the clan have done to call down the wrath of the AllFather so?
Lite beer.
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>>49660640

Built a treehouse.
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One of them produced a half human.
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>>49663492
You mean they invented Lager?
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>>49660640
Their King received a piece of sharpened iron attached to a small handle from the local human chief.

The King used the sharpened iron as a weapon during a battle.

There were perfectly good Dwarf-made axes to hand when this occurred.
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>>49660982
>>49660851
>>49660807
>>49660752
Would a dwarf like firearms?
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>>49666397
In most fiction they do.

Black Powder weapons would be extremely problematic underground or in enclosed spaces though.
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>>49660807
Go ask the French at Agincourt.
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>>49666552
No doubt they'd have an abundence though.
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>>49660640
make scale helmets?
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>>49660640
They are traitors. The only thing the clans punish with a punishment this harsh if the blood of your blood betrays you.
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