>"Hey anon looks like you're making a dhampir, what

>>49651182
I plan on pissing off/amusing my players
>You thought the vampire is dark and gothic like Strahd or Kain
>But it is he, Dio

>>49651182
My party member watched JoJo way too much and made a constantly naked barbarian, who oiled his muscles all the time and, I shit you not, he had a skill perfomance (posing).
Urge to kill was hard to resist.

>>49651265
One of my players is a big fan of JoJo, and given that we're playing Mutants and Masterminds he wanted to build his character a stand.

I helped him stat out the stand and the power to own it, since I love JoJo too.

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>>49651251
HERE WE GO!

>>49651182
If he was a true weaboo, he'd insist on naming his Dhampir Airikado, because that is clearly how the name is spelled and that fact that it completely ruins the Dracula reference is irrelevant.

>>49653602
>Body-horror, army-of-ghouls Part 1 Dio

>>49651251
>>49651265
>>49653574
I would just get up and leave the table forever

JoJos is the worst meme anime

>>49651182
>>49651182

"My character's name is NoName".

>>49653642
But anon, who doesn't love a Bizarre Adventure?

>>49651182
>Hey anon looks like you're making a dhampir
That should've been your first warning sign

>>49653750
How would dhampires even work?

Like, vampires are technically dead, so how do they have a kid?

And even if they did, how is vampirism a genetic trait? Wouldn't the child be a normal human?

>>49653787
>Like, vampires are technically dead, so how do they have a kid?
They use their bone-er to bone her.

>>49653802
That pun was dead on arrival.

>he didn't name his dhampir kolro

>>49651182
No one ever goes for Kolro, or Allimrac.

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>>49654299
She is such a forgotten lady.

>>49651182
Guy made a Charming Smuggler-type and named his boat the Centennial Eagle.

>>49653666
My character's name is Nanashi

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>>49654433

>>49654433

>Octogenarian pidgeon

>>49653642
You probably wouldn't be a good fit for our group anyway

>>49653787
>Like, vampires are technically dead, so how do they have a kid?
Vampire bites/turn a pregnant mother and she goes into labour before she's fully a vampire, kid borns with features of both humans and vampires.

>>49653666
My character's name is Sanjuro Kuwabatake.

>>49654433
The idea of a cut-rate not-quite-solo character is actually pretty hilarious to me

>>49654406
this picture is worth pointing out.

>>49653787
Eastern European folklore featured living vampires known as the Strigoi Viu, and held that even undead (Strigoi Mort) vampire men could father children on mortal women.

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>>49653802
This is the kinda shit I come to see

>>49653642
different peoples, different tastes anon

>>49653642
And nothing of value would be lost.

>What Superhero did you make anon?
>>He's actually not a hero. He's an douchebag with every point put into absolutely perfect mind control of everyone within 200ft and isn't afraid to use it on friends.
>>What do you mean "Make a different character"? Mine is perfect as is!

>>49656267
Go to bed, Daywalker. You'll never get another movie.

>>49659187
What if he takes control of a massive crowd, but the mental backlash associated with doing that renders him an emotionless hive mind overlord who becomes driven by the base desires of his dominees' collective subconsciousnesses?

>>49653642

This.

Just look at all the memetic shitposting in response too. Shows you the low caliber of person that go for it.

The sad part is that they're probably animeonly plebs too, who only started up with the Jojo shit after the anime brought it into their orbit, and who probably watched it with gg "fun"subs too.

>>49659330
subconsciously they all want to be safe and well fed. He goes about adding people to the Hive and solving world hunger & war

>>49659330
He would cry GM shenanigans and spend the remainder of the campaign pouting

>>49659344
I can almost hear your autistic screeching through my monitor.

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>I'm chaotic neutral
Fuck off you mangy twat.

>>49659187
>What's your AC? That stunt of mind controlling the parade and proclaiming yourself king of the city caused a lot more negative PR than you could have imagined.
>>Well.... (Base defense stat)
>Okay. That'll be 5d6 killing damage. And it hit you... In the head. So 15d6 killing damage. Your head explodes and everyone within 200ft reenacts that disconnection scene from surrogates. Make a new character.
Obligatory YouTube link: http://youtu.be/VIRkqIoE0jg

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>>49653642
>>49659344
The sad thing is though, that these anime-baby shitposting memelords aren't even original. JoJo memes have been common enough all over the internet, 4chan especially, since at least circa 2007. Though at least those memes were based on ALL the parts, especially due to the PS1 fighter, that one PArt 5 game, the Part 3 OVAs, DUWANG, and the like.

The anime babies lack greativity and instead just spew a deluge of "It werz ME!" and "Oh Em Gee Lelolelo!" and annoying wubfizzles.

JoJo was much more enjoyable when it was just that one weird esoteric manga that was bizarre but fabulous as fuck.

>>49659583
>JoJo was much more enjoyable when it wasn't popular

we got a genuine hipster over here

>>49651182
what's wrong with naming a vampire alucard? it's not like dracula exists in your setting, right?
Not everyone is creative enough to make up good names

>>49659677
>Not everyone is creative enough to make up good names
If you're not creative enough to even do something as simple and fault-proof as selecting a decent character name then you shouldn't be playing a game that requires creativity for fun.

>>49659751
>as simple and fault-proof as selecting a decent character name
>selecting a character name
>simple

your premise is faulty

>shouldn't be playing a game that requires creativity
since when do RPGs require creativity for fun?
plenty of people have fun playing cliched adventures with cliched characters and even more cliche names.

>>49659787
It is very simple to pick a fucking character name. For vampires just google "medieval male names" and pick one out.

>>49659912
>It is very simple to pick a fucking character name
I've seen hundreds of posts on 4chan about how difficult it is to pick a character name. There are dozens of old as fuck demotivators centered around the idea that it is hard to pick a character name. Plenty of posts about it on classic rpg forums too.

So yeah, to lots of people choosing a name for a character is hard.

>>49659654
Not saying it was better or anything. I'm saying discussion and referencing to JoJo was far more bearable and not as spastic before it became an anime.

>>49659952
Only because people take making a character name way too fucking seriously.
>After hours of research and constant re-working my character's name is Odric!
>>Whatever you say. Roll initiative versus kobolds.

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>>49653642
>I DON'T LIKE THIS THING, SO NOBODY ELSE IS ALLOWED TO EITHER! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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>>49653642

>>49660255
Wait, if names aren't important then what's wrong with naming a dhampir Alucard?

>>49660415
The problem is playing a dhampir.

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>"Hey anon looks like you're making an archer, what are you going to name him?"
>"Bart Clinton"

I'm always concerned when people try to make meaningful names.

>a ranger called Hunter
>paladin named Law
>bard named Melody

So on and so on.

>>49651182
>>"Hey anon looks like you're making a dhampir...

Are you the ms word paper clip?

>>49660599
Kek

>>49660672
>bard named Melody
That one actually makes sense. For either a real or stage name.

>>49659385
To be fair, that is shenanigans.

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>my character is a homosexual

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>>49651182
>"Hey anon looks like you're making a dhampir, what are you-- wait, is that his weight? 400 pounds?"
>"Yes."
>"A fat dhampir? What's his name?"
>"Aculard."

>>49659583
>wubfizzles
Tell me more about this word

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>>49661369

>>49651265
If he was having fun, stayed in character and wasn't disrupting the game, then why not just let him do his own thing?

>>49660672
define "meaningful"
If you mean more than just a way to mark yourself on the turn order, you can fuck off.
Its fine if you just want to be john smith or w/e but some people actually care to write backstory for their character.

>>49661935
I think he just means character names that "just happen to be" the word for what the character does or stands for or what their profession is.

>>49659751
>If you're not creative enough to even do something as simple and fault-proof as selecting a decent character name then you shouldn't be playing a game that requires creativity for fun.

Agreed. Super turbo agreed.

>>49653606
It's ARUKAADO, you dumb fuck.

>>49662022
Aptronyms are a thing in real life, and a massive thing in fiction.

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>>49656281
I'm currently DMing a game with a player who named his Samrai Sanjuro. Shit you not. Plays him like a champ, and honestly he's my favorite character and player right now.

>>49656318
>>49656165
Go watch the TNG episode, see how you feel afterward.

>>49651251
>So you're playing a Vampire, what is he like?
>He's trying to correct his destiny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWbyQwyi4lA

>>49653642
Be thankful that I didn't put baneposting together with it

>>49651251
Yes! That is awesome!

https://youtu.be/hJMUewVpB5Y?t=2m6s

>>49651182
Low Fantasy Setting in Not!Europe - He choose a ostrich as a mount

>>49653787
Google Romani (aka Gypsy) cultural myths about vampires. Basically, they figured out a long ass time ago (don't ask me how) that the human sperm can survive inside of the body for several days after death. It makes sense, seeing as how the actual sperm itself isn't physically connected with anything. And science has proven this correct.

So a lot of their vampire myths, which is actually where the vampire halfbreed (dhampir) originates from, involves the very recently converted coming back and basically having a golly good time with their wife/girlfriend one last time before fucking off to do undead stuff.

However, it's important to note that in most myths the children of these unions are born completely human and this physically normal. The only unusual thing about them is that they have a strong affinity for the undead, such as seeing ghosts, and other physic abilities.

Which is the only reason why the Romani tolerated the undead returning and getting their women knocked up. They considered the gifts that the children of such unions posses so rare and valuable (think vampire watchdog that no amount of vampire psychic trickery can fool them into not sensing the vampire coming from literally a mile away) that the entire clan would basically turn a blind eye to the union even if it was flat out rape.

Oh, they would probably try their best to fuck the vampire up afterwards, or get revenge later on. But not until after that uber psychic baby was conceived.

>>49651182
I name my weeb vampire MUSUKO RYU (or RYUKO MUSU for the halfvamp) and see if anybody gets it.

>>49651182
"Are there any tracks in the air?"

>>49651182
>What are you rolling for the infernal campaign, anon ?
> Oh. An always naked hermaphrodite demonblooded favored by Hegra, that has literally appearance 11 and her bodily fluids are drugs. Oh, she also likes drugging the party, then fucking them.

>>49663267
That's perfectly average in malfeas.

"Oh look, forest gnomes can speak with small woodland creatures! I'm going to be a forest gnome noble who commands his loyal small creatures to dress him and serve him!
"Class? Fighter I guess? Ooh he wears armor made out of an old barrel! Wears a bucket with eye holes as a helmet! And can I wield a flail, but the spiky bit of the flail is a pail?"

Stupid fucking character.
>sure but that stupid fucking bucket is improvised and you're not proficient
>eventually kicked because sexual harassment

>>49663334
>"Oh look, forest gnomes can speak with small woodland creatures! I'm going to be a forest gnome noble who commands his loyal small creatures to dress him and serve him!

I think this is great.

The bucket thing is stupid tho.

>>49663275
>>49663275
I am not sure about that. And trying to infiltrate creation when one character carries a huge " Im a literal semen demon" sign, and lacks any abilities to hide it.

>>49663769
Obviously, use as a bait/distraction

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>>49663121
>players face when

>>49653666
Suggest it be changed to Nemo or Nobody for the Ulysses references and it's cool.

>>49651182
Player wandered into fey shopping district. Was told starting shit gets people disappeared in here. Proceeds to attempt to rob a store. When the shopkeeper gives them a "what the fuck are you doing you huge idiot" they break down and try to backpedal.
I didn't kill them because I was feeling generous but they sure did get booted to the curb and banned for life from there.

>>49659512
Most elf characters are chaotic neutral.
Also, you have "old people react" image, I'm going to ask you to leave.

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>>49661074
This is bait right?
As long as they aren't constantly hitting on NPCs to show they're homosexual and the adventure moves there's no real harm done.

>>49662714
Well, Okona might actually be funny in a setting that isn't written completely around him. The Enterprise crew couldn't stop cumming in their pants even before the dude was onboard. The guy comes close to the stereotype of a Mary Sue.

The only thing that made the episode slightly bearable was Data trying to be funny, which meant that Brent Spiner was making a mockery of Joe Piscopo.

>This is considered funny?

No Data, it is not.

>>49653787
Magic, nigga

>>49654299
Kolro is da champ

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>>49651251
Why not make his sidekick Sir Bearington for even more ebin maymays? xDDDDDD

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>>49654299

>>49656235
Memers?

>>49664635

9 months after Okona left the Ship, Sick bay had an unusual number of farther less births

>>49664635
I think the best joke in the episode is that the Federation apparently considers Joe Piscopo to be one of the greatest comedians of the 20th century. Especially because that episode is literally the only time I've ever even heard of him, and it hardly paints a flattering picture

>>49653642
I never let me me ruin a thing, I'm still reading the manga right now, (I like to stay ahead of the anime so I can appreciate what the adaptations change)

>>49666230
Okona never had sex with anyone. All of those births were just from proximity to him.

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Nothing has ever gotten me that mad at members of my group, because, you know, we actually like eachother and get along outside play. We've argued and gotten pissed but what level of laing in social skills do you have to be for it to ever get that bad?

Have an off the beaten path jojo meme

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>>49659952
I know your long gone by now, and it was most likely a bait shitpost yo begin with but fuck you straight to fucking hell for this shit. Pick john. Boom you've got a fucking character name. You are a masochistic dumbass and the only reason naming is hard is if you refuse to allow it to be easy.
>triggered

>>49664284
Chaotic Neutral is the bitchmans excuse to act like a twelve year old.

>Not appreciating a good reaction face
>Pretending where it came from matters
Alright dude

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>>49666748
>He names his characters John
>even when it doesn't fit
No John you are the shitter

>>49668488
And then John was a toilet

>>49651265
>perform (pose)

I'd just crank up intimidate and fluff it as posing. It's more useful that way.

>>49664301
The issue as I see it is that bad players tend to base their entire character's being around this single fact and tend to act as such. The fact of the matter is sexuality isn't worth mentioning beyond maybe a small blurb in the character's back story unless there's a plot point that can benefit from it. If you've got a player that designs a character with every single little detail about them somehow linked to their sexual preference, then that's a potential red flag.

>Make unarmed adept in Shadowrun
>name him Jackie Chan
>GM sighs and lets me go with it

>>49669641

>not making a rival NPC named Brusli Marshall
>Not having him work part-time as a waiter
>Not having him offer Jackie a glass of WAAATAAAA at some point

The players aren't the only ones who can crack stupid ass jokes.

>>49669641
>unarmed adept
>Jackie Chan
Bitch, Jackie Chan is an adept with Exotic Melee Weapon: "Ladder and Baby"

>>49663267
Eh, Exalted.

>>49663267

The constant nudity would be a problem in social settings, and the drugs can be mitigated by Resistance. How'd she get 11 Appearance, though?

>>49670143
Yeah, I mean, a kimberly Infernal can be a LOT more fucked up than that.

Goddamn pregnancy vore charms.

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>>49659512
>he plays good alligned characters
kek

>>49662137

>Brado Supasu Odaakura of Walachia

>>49651182
"Hey Anon, I bet you don't dare to punch me square in the dick!"

Then I punched him square in the dick

>>49671468
>thinking good is the only alignment
what
just what even are you on
>what is true neutral
>what is lawful
>what is evil
You probably one of those motherfuckers that think their character is the most important.

You aint the main character nigga, you aint even the comedic relief. You the bitch at the end of the pail that just washed in with the rest of the shit.

>>49669768
I wasn't aware that those were considered one weapon. I clearly have been using them incorrectly.