>A group of loyal wizard attendants replaces your natural

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So you can eat your old teeth.

>>49641731
biting cocks off

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On the positive side I now have at least one facial feature which was an improvement on the blank slab of featureless flesh there before.

Or at least I think it was, I don't have eyes yet to check.

>get silver teeth
>bite werewolves

>>49641731
>5 out of my 31 teeth are presently out of my mouth
Do they replace them too?

>>49641731
So that when you consume human blood, you venerate an ancient god and it gives you a bonus to speech for a limited duration. The same is true for various organs and body parts. Unfortunately, if you don't consume human meat for a set period of time, a strong magnetic pull seals your mouth shut until you apply human blood to their surface.

>>49641731
Because when I told a genie that I want to live in a fantasy world, I forgot to specify that I don't want to be a sickly faggot with rotten teeth.
This was the only way I wouldn't eventually die from the infection.

>>49641731

The teeth are +1 and have the Keen enchantment.

>>49641983
>Keen
>not Vorpal

>>49641992

>Regular vorpal
>Not Omega Sub-Vorpal

To eat the pussy like groceries so that I can seduce the evil drowning queen.

>>49641731
>Wizards
That's why.

>>49641731
>TFW I have +5 diamond dentures
Jailers never expect to be bitten to death by an old man wearing a bearskin cloak and a pair of leather underwear that need to be removed with a crowbar.

>Each tooth has a different enchantment
>They don't really work all that well together

>>49641731

Lichdom, of course.

>>49641731
Antimagic teeth.

I am the Spelleater!

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>>49641731
So I can make ILLEGAL $L@MZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkp48SZ0Gf4

>>49641731
Regular, non-decayed teeth is probably more valuable to them, since gold is just laying around.

>>49641901
See, I was going to say teeth enchanted to turn soft and rubbery when exposed to cocks for to prevent that very thing and improve (or remove perceived danger from) blowjobs.

To each their own, I guess.

Take a bite out of crime

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>>49641731
because jaws

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>>49641731
Wonderful!

Each one is actually its own Amulet of Life Saving.

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>>49641731
>My teeth can now magically summon food and water
You will never see me eat again

>>49643217
>NYOHOHO

>>49641731
They believe I'll be able to take a bite out of crime, and by doing so, turn the tide on evil.

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>>49641992
>>49642025
accidentally bite your tongue, your head pops off.

imma go with no.

Chews wisely

>>49646218
this one gave me the twitches

>>49646218
You cheeky fucker.

>>49641731
So that I may make biting remarks with the utmost surety that they shall cut my rival to the bone, of course.

>>49641731
This is the weirdest and most obvious magical realm yet.

>>49641731
To turn you into not-British.

>>49649269
>Dentures are magical realm
I choose to believe you're just paranoid

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>>49641731

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>>49641731
Each tooth gives a bonus to various skills such as improved hold breath and resistance to bludgeoning.

>>49642174
...Cohen? Cohen the Barbarian, is that you?

>>49641731
So that I can accelerate to inhuman speeds when I activate the enchantment on my back molar.

>>49651516
>accelerate to inhuman speeds
sure thing
can you decelerate?
can you control your movement at that speed?
Can you even survive the acceleration?

>>49652678
That's what the other teeth are for.

>>49641731

To ride on eternal, shiny and chrome.

>>49641940
>get mithril teeth
>bite Frodo

>>49651516
Gully Foyle is your name.

>>49641731
>carefully enchanted
Are these enchantments controllable?
If yes: How do you (de-)activate them?
Biting on them? If yes how can you make sure that you only activate that tooth?
Licking them? How can you make sure that you don't accidentally activate them?

>>49641731
Dahlver-Nar would be proud.

A tool for intimidation/torture, the ability to chew harder material. Digestion of steel not included.

>>49651516
I like the cut of your cyborg.

>>49641731
>The grille of Solomon
>Biting extraplanar entities binds them into your teeth.

I'm not yet sure if I can summon or command bound spirits. Rubbing my teeth doesn't seem to do much of anything.