Will our glorious Emperor rise again? He is a perpetual, and

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>>49641649
Whee chaan onlee hope nhot.

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>>49641673

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>>49641753
Ghud, ghud, let thee bhutt hurt flow throo yoo.

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>>49641673
Stop right there!

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>>49642082
Hyou chan't mhaak mee phaggat.

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>>49641988
YOU WANT ANGRY MOTHERFUCKER?

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>>49642527

>>49642527
Will we ever be able to save Cultist chan, or is she destined to be purged?

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>>49643371
Yes

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>>49642786
Geht sahm, coorpse hworshippar

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>>49646300
IMA FUCK YOUR HERETICAL ASS!

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>>49644225
>that tiny Horus face
This is a pretty good piece of comedic art. Please tell me the artist does more comedic pieces.

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>>49647092
Hyoo onlee feed Kayos!

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>>49647155

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>>49647155

>>49647092

>>49641649

Exactly! Don't you understand, that's why it's hilarious.

See, the Emperor isn't on the Golden Throne to recover from his injuries. He's there to keep the portal to the Warp sealed, because there are a billion daemons there.

If he died, YES he'd respawn. But the Earth would be overrun by demons! And he can't even tell anyone to shut off the fucking machine, because he's in stasis!

The most powerful man in the universe is trapped, forever. He's in perpetual checkmate. He can lose fast or lose slow, but he's still going to lose. (Also, I don't really know how Perpetuals respawn. They seem to come back even if their body is completely destroyed. If so, the irony is especially cruel.)

>>49643371
I hope she gets purged, Cultist-chan is garbage.

Your Emperor is an illusion, human. I can hardly blaspheme against something that it isn't divine.

>>49641649
He has to die before he rises. He will never die due to the hubris of man.

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>>49647155

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>>49647155

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>>49641649
>perpetual

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>>49651091
Can't they just close the iris and let the demons come.
Or alternativly instal a pool of super napalm or however that stuff is called

>>49641649
why did that idiot not kill Horus right away when he had the chance?

Why didn't he put the Word Bearers under close surveillance after Monarchia?

He was the architect of his own downfall.

>>49654559
It's also a possible, even probable, that all the local reality would wash out and the warp would wash in and Terra would become a deamon world.

>>49641649

He might, but the issue is that by the time he does, humanity may already be lost to Chaos, xenos, or heresy.

>>49641673

Cultist is a cute. A CUTE!

>>49654600
It was Faith anyway its 40k otherwise there be no story.

>>49641649
near the end of 2016 the 13th black crusade that has been started by the book traitor's hate will reach terra and kickstart the death of the emperor, its long term resurrection, the awakening of the primarchs and the custodes+sisters of silence coming into action in the great scheme of things.

>>49656158

Uh, what?

>>49641673

Color me shocked that someone is still producing images of Cultist-chan.

Considering how much he hated religious cults, he'd probably be pissed as fuck, considering those were pretty much the ONE THING he absolutely did not want to allow in his empire for the last 35-something thousand years.

There was one job to do and the empire failed at that.

doesn't have to, he has a Text to Speech Device

>>49641649
>Will our glorious emperor rise again?
That depends... Would you be willing to sign a contract wherein you agree to increase spending significantly on our products?

>>49657811

Yes

But only on the condition that you cancel the HH series

>>49657912
fuck no! Abnett is going to write the fight between Big E and FUCKING HORUS! and Saint Pius's sacrifice will be canon again!

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>>49657912
I have a better worse idea: put Vince McMahon on the HH creative team and let him go nuts.

>>49658052

A live action wrestling show featuring characters from 40k would be so fucking legit.

>>49658280
>Long storyline trying to figure out who killed Alpharius
>Robot Girlyman stood in the ring with The Emprah
>Redoubt Gunther takes off his helmet
>Reveals it's Alpharius
>IT WAS ME FATHER, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

>>49658052

>Catachan vs other regiments story arc

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>>49658428
>tfw Vince is already in Warhams
>IT WAS ME, ALPHARIUS

>>49651925
Who the hell opened the Blood Ravens' relics again?

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He's doomed

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>>49660062
>Hates his children
>Inferior to Tomaru
>Sexy as a rotting corpse
Rather fitting.

>>49660062
Never forget when Romney died in space, protecting us from Horus and the forces of chaos.

>>49660086
Isn't that the guy from the School Days universe who fucked everyone the main character didn't?

>>49654600
He actually did put the WB under surveillance and had sent a few of his trusted Custodes to watch Lorgar.

>>49660086
Are you like the Barneyfag in that you will always post that guy whenever someone posts Trump?

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>>49660317
No, any time /pol/ escapes their containment board, Tomaru shall remind them that whichever candidate they support, they're still faggots for not supporting Tomaru. Shitlery & Daughter haters both cannot beat the dick. They cannot beat Tomaru.

>>49660484
This is the guy who fucked everyone, right?

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>>49641673

>tfw no qt bondage chaos cult gf

>>49647092
>>49647155
poor cultist chan...

>>49660495
He's basically Slaanesh in human form.

I've missed cultist-chan.

>>49657135
And the Emperor had one job to do and he failed at that.

Unification and safe keeping of humanity only happened because the religious institutions that he so hated managed to do the job better than he did.

Oh and the whole "don't poke xeno tech" and "don't play with the Warp" and "don't enter into Faustian agreements with things from beyond space and time" things? Turns out he was doing all of that and it's royally fuck humanity over and possibly condemned the species to extinction or worse.

So if we are going to start listing failures then the Emperor is going to list higher than the Imperium he built. Imperium failed to turn into his Fedora Utopia and united humanity anyway. Emperor fucked up every goal he ever had through his own hubris.

>>49664038
>don't enter into Faustian agreements with things from beyond space and time
Christ, I hate this part of the HH novels. Why couldn't the writers have kept things vague? Why ruin part of the mystery behind the Emperor's power level?