Two humans (one an imperial citizen, the other a Sororitas acolyte),

>>49624175
They spend a few years trying REAAAALLY hard to kill each other before the actual plot starts.

>>49624175

Why aren't the Ork and Necron college-aged females?

>>49624236
Wouldn't that be funny, if they were transposed into new bodies?

>OI WOTZ DEZE FINGS ON ME CHEST? OI WOT U STARIN' AT, YA GIT?

>>49624606
>AHAHAHA now I have your body, you dog of the false emperor and I will do ALL KINDS OF HERETIC THINGS with it!
This shit writes itself.

>>49624175
Someone starts stealing other's food and water so they starve/dehyrate first,and/or find a way to trap them indefinitely. I'm not sure who'd think of it first, or if they'd succeed, but eventually it should happen...

>>49624175
A pillowfight to end all pillowfights

>>49624736
Smart.

>>49626021
>Inviting a necron to a pillow fight

>>49629063
This pillow will flay you down to your constituent atoms, fleshling! Also, I filled it with marbles

>>49624175
Does the anti-murder field extend to the neighbors? If it doesn't, then the ork and the chaos cultist will just leave to go on a rabid murder-spree through the surrounding environment. Also possibly the necron.

>>49624175
months of hate followed by weeks of begrudging lesbian sex followed by months of lesbian sex

>>49624175
>a kroot

eats all the furniture each time it regenerates with the rest of the house, after a while vegges out so hard the other tenants use her as a beanbag chair

>>49629627
Furniture doesn't have DNA anon.

>Imperial Citizen
Try to keep out of everyone's way. Is usually found hiding with an icon of the Emperor. Nods in respect to the Sororitas.

>Sororitas Acolyte
Occasionally tries to purge the house with fire, bolter and melta. Usually just stays in her room and prays.

>Ork
98% of the time she (or he) is fighting someone. The fact that everyone is protected from bodily harm means that the fight goes on forever. Other residents have taken to locking the Ork in his room. 2% of the time, the Ork's making something wacky in the garage.

>Tau
Assuming average Fire Warrior, the Tau started off trying to be diplomatic, then tried to fight everyone off, but now just avoids eveyone. Occasionally tries to convert the Imperial Citzen to the Greater Good.

>Eldar
Assuming Craftworld, the Eldar just stays in her room. She'll often try and manipulate the other residents into doing what she wants, but sometimes she just gets bitch slapped.

>Kroot
Tau's quirky best friend. Usually found in the garden chasing (and eating) raccoons.

>Necron
Tried to murder everyone in the beginning, now just doesn't give a shit. Gives everyone the silent treatment.

>Chaos Cultist
Invites the most boys around to worship Slaanesh. Sometimes leaves the toilet in a mess to praise Nurgle. Likes to mess with other people to please Tzeentch. You don't want to know what happens when she worships Khorne. The most hated resident.

>>49629983
I'd expect the Ork to destroy the house on at least a daily basis.

>>49624236
Yeah there are actually female Necrons, they just aren't any different body-wise (they were female before losing their flesh).

>>49630099
They could ALL be female for all we know.

>fetish bait

>>49630674
I...Well...Cant argue that. Maybe the Necrons are like the reverse /tg/; all the little girls want to be giant, spooky space skeletons.

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Then the frat house next door for Storm Troopers is added into this.

PANTY

RAID

The ork spreads his fungal spores everywhere but nobody notices until like a month in.
Chaos ensues until the house is relocated to the nearest celestial body (in this case the sun)
New house is built on a passing space hulk and the crew adopts a genestealer

>>49630897
This can only end in exterminatus.

>>49624175
SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY
*gunfire*

>>49629083
You son of a bitch...

>>49630897
What artist is this? I think I recognize some of their other work.

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>>49631687

Nicholas of Kreig

he stopped 40k along time ago though