Alright, ya Gits! Da Big Boss told us Mekboyz ta build da Orkiest

>>49549965
Wiz needz ta loot a latta shiny bitz Boss!

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Wez already did it

>>49549965
Put biggun rockits on da ground. Make planet orkest planet.

Wiz gotz ta find a way to move it, roit? So we'z gotz ta giv it a zoggin' massiv push to get er up. So we'z all gonna stand unda it, throw it hard as we'z can, and use some shootaz to keep pushin' it inta tha sky! But we'z gotta get enuf shootaz to blast it tha far.

>>49550014
Dat's some real Orky stuff there, it is! But it's still too Zoggin' small, ya git!

>>49550081
Uhh i thinkz we kan loot sum tinks from dem 'umies

I know one of em got a biig shiny seat ripe for lootin!

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>>49550040
Da Planet? Zog no, it ain't nearly Orky enough... Oi Got it! Da moon, it's Zoggin' Red. We build us ship that's Zoggin' Huge and Zoggin Fast!

>>49550204
Da moon is smalla dan de planet, ya git. We kin fit like a hun'red time as much dakka on a planet dan a moon.

>>49550228
So's whys we stoppin wit just a moon? Les build a hole dakka planet dat cant be krumped by any of dem humie planet krumpers

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>>49550079
'Owz about we take da moon an' PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE??

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>>49550228
>>49550276
We don't got enuff Flashy bits, or da in-fer-structure ta build to build something that Zoggin' big!

And Dat's not even da main problem. DA WHOLE GORK-DAMNED PLANET LOOKS ZOGGIN' PINK FROM SPACE!

>>49550404
Dat's Roight un-Orky it is! Oi, wot if we use da moon, so we can get off this Mork-forsaken Rock as fast as possible, then we keep on building the ship even bigger as we do loot da 'Umies ships. Da base gets bigga, an' we can pack more Dakka in ta the base as it gets bigga. When the base is the size of this planet, it'll have More Dakka because it'll be Dakka to the Core! And it'll go Fasta!

>>49550404

Is not pink ya git, is Purppl.
Purppl is sneaky like.

Whoi shud we use tha planet as tha zoggin' ship? We'z got ta turn this ere inta a MASSEV shoota, and we'z gon ride da ammo like a ship roight at em!

>>49550491
Oi! Youz a cleva git.

We take da biggust Eldar ship we find an make it propa orky!

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Iz got it! Da 'umies got a planet dats full a gubbinz an looks noice an red from space!

>>49550524
Ya git! if da planet is the bullet, Dat's only one Shoota. Dat's not nearly enuff Dakka. We get a buncha Dakka packed together on a planet an' that's way more Dakka.

>>49550574
But we'z gonna shoot da shoota.
Dis ere planet is da BIGGEST shoota.
Den we ride da moon, covvad in MORE shootaz.
When we'z close, we shoot shootas off da moon that has MORE shootas on dem, and MORE on dem, and finally we ride shootas while we's shootin our own shootas at the umies, and maybe get close enough to use a choppa too. Then we kin krump da gitz rite before da BIG shootas hit and krump da planet.

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>>49550554

Maybe you filthy orcoids just grab each other and blast yourself through atmosphere in big ball of filth you are?

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>>49550664


Dis is zoggin brilint idea!?
Ya pointy ead's ain't dat unorky aftur all!

I fink if we paint enough of dem rokkits stormboyz red and grab 'ech other, whin we land on da planet we ready for stompin'!!!

No need fer zoggin ships!

>>49550014
which comic?

>>49550718
deff skwadron

>>49550404
Ya colah blin grot! Dat planet'z purpl!

>>49549965
Why dont wez jus take da 'umies ship and make it Orky?

>>49551080
wot planet?

>>49550664
Lotta talk fer a buncha nife ear panizes whoze get whooped by tin boy humies and skull face necronz all da toiems.

Battle planetz alreddy been dun. Waaagh uv da Beest. We needz ta go bigga.

Time to loot a sun! Sum of dem is big and red.

>>49549965

We'z gunna Buloon asteroidz n'then we'z gunna lash'm tugetha

Just shove a bunch of space hulks together. MEGA HULK!

>>49549965
We're gonna need more scrap Boss. An shootas. LOTS of shootas.

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>>49553173
>>49554414
>>49553085
Wot we need
>Lotsa space 'ulks
>Lotsa asteroidz
>SHOOTAS
>>49553020
Gots ta go bigga. Make one'a dem black holes outta shootas, sunz, asteroidz, an' space 'ulkz.

Maybe we can steal one o' dem wubway gatez from some of da less wimpy knife-ears while we'z at it, Boss?

>>49550204
Ok wait a tic'

wut if

nah im just sayin dis

but wut if

we take da moon...

... and shuv it into da planet?

>>49557495
Dey both gonna break, an' imma too lazy to collect all da 'steroidz dat they break down inta

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>>49553173
>>49554863
Dese two gitz have da roight idea, but it needs some polishin`.

Yo gitz, X-Zzap-It Mekboss `ere. I've `eard you love Space Hulkz an` Dakka? Oh, boss wants it big? Biggah? Even biggah den tincan `umies monastery flyin` fing?

I'z got da cunnin` plan, now shut yer stupid, gud fer nuffin` gobs an` listen to me before my dakka trigger finger gets itchy.

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>>49560213
Well, first of all we gotza find a Space Hulk aight. Ye, ye I can `ear yourz “But x-Zzap-it, itz full of dem genestealerz an` spiky `umies” from over `ere. Well, you’z da bloody orkz, politely show dem da exit (hint : itz da exhaust vent shaft). Now that we’z got our Space Hulk for ourselves, you might say somefing loike : “Itz still not big `nough, da Boss asked it to be even biggah!” Dis iz where fings start getting` orky, har-har!

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>>49560222
Remember what iz da tractor kannon? Yep, same gun we uze to show dem enemy fliers how superior orky teki-o-logy iz compared to deirz. We needz dat.

>LOTSA TRAKTOR KANNONZ.

Smasha gunz would be even bettah. We really should be usin` stompa’s lifta-droppa, but you runty gitz are probably too poor to even imagine the amount of teef it costs. Although if da Boss is rich `nough to afford it den itz da bestest, it’d speed up construkshun by a lotz. We’z gonna weild all da kannonz I’ve mentioned all over da surface of a Space Hulk.

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>>49560239
Now, that itz done, we’z gonna need lotsa boyz. And not just normal boyz, we’z gonna need lotsa burna boyz and meks, although normal gitz are fine to join da crew - we’z gonna need anyone we can `ave, because we’z gonna be fightin` daemons 24/7.

Wutz dat? x-Zzap-it, why we’z gonna be fightin` daemons you say? Well, shut it and keep listenin` or I’ll add some holes in your skull with me flashy shoota free of charge. We’z gonna be fighting daemons `cause we’z going to da Warp!

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>>49560248
Now, now, after da first wave of daemons is over, if we’z still alive an` kickin` den we should look around for anuva Space Hulk or some lost and abandoned ship and head towardz it. Oh-h-h, I like da look on yourz face! You are finally gettin` it!
We activate ALL da traktorz and pull it noice an` close. While fightin` daemonz. After dat, we leg it out of da Warp wiff our lil` trophy and wield it to our ship! Dem space hulks always got dakka on them, we don’t even have to add anyfing(except moar trakktorz)! Clean all da inhabitants and go back fer anuva go! Eventually we’z gonna make it so big it’ll start attracing other space hulks simply by it’s sheer mass, so it’ll become even easier. TIME FER WAAGH!