>Be me >Be a filthy powergamer >Make a ginger warlock

That makes me think about Skyrim where if you've done most of the quest lines you've promised your soul to like 6 different places

But if you're a "powergamer" why would you give a shit about what happens to your character when he dies anyway?

>>49541045
They'll just use your firstborn child's soul
Your first mpreg born child, bend over and grit your teeth boi

>>49541090

Sell your soul multiple times.

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>>49541112
>Summon succubus
>Offer soul of firstborn child to her for a wish
>Wish to have a child with her

>>49541121

You could sell shares.

Or be like The Producers where you fraudulently sell large portions of your soul that you can't deliver on and hope that your soul depreciates in value so much that you go spiritually bankrupt and don't actually have to pay out.

>>49541221
>spiritually bankrupt
Damnit anon I shouldn't have read that while drinking tea

>>49541221
Ugly Americans was a great show, shame it was canceled

>>49541045
Don't be stupid. Being ginger is obviously the mark of your pact, and proof that your patron already has your soul.

I'm pretty sure the understanding is you need to find one before he comes back to collect

>>49541221
Didn't Constantine do this once?

All I remember is that there was something about cancer.

>>49542799
tl;dr he tricked a bunch of Satans into all thinking they were going to get his soul

When he died and they all showed up to collect, they tactfully returned him to life rather than getting into a pissing contest over which one was going to claim it

>>49542799

In the movie, he attempted suicide. He failed but it "Still counted" so he was doomed to eternity in hell.