You were hired to rename the D&D franchise. What is the world's

>>49518550
Mazes & Monsters
THAI COOKERY

> "/tg/, I was just hired to rename DnD. Trips decide what it's gonna be called."

>>49518550
Ball Fondlers

>>49518550
Wizards & Warriors

>>49518550
Trolls & Adventures

GURPS

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>>49518550
eXtreme Double D

Year 1995 is going to be the BEXT!!!

>>49518550

Dungeons & Dragons.

Why mess with a formula that's worked for 40 years?

>>49519519
Because that's what they're paying you for. That's the scenario.

>>49518558
This. THIS. THIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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>>49518550
New Revised Advanced Basic 2nd Edition Classic.

Elf Simulator 2000

>>49518550

Pathfinder

Just to fuck with people who play either of them

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>>49520447
I like the way you cogitate.

Heroic Universal Role Playing System, with the expansion Dungeon Exploring Role Playing System

Murderhobos & Mayhem

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>>49518577

seems legit

Wizards & Copypasta.

>>49520669
I see what you did there.

Tenacious D&D

>>49518550
AD&D

>>49518550
Probably something like "Dungeon Crawler", because it fits what the archetypical D&D adventure is about.

Magic the gathering.

>>49523230
Magic items the gathering.

>>49523194
Dungeon Explorer

>>49518550
Dragons & Dungeons

>>49518550
"It all starts in a tavern"

Fuck, I'm gonna write a system named that. I imagine it'd be quite self-referential.

Cards Against Draconity

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>>49526920
I see what you did there.

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>>49518558
>Thai Cookery

Dwarf Fortress

Wait, I may be onto something.

>>49518550
Eternal Horizons.

>>49518550

50% Chance of Success in Generic Medieval Fantasy World: The Game

The Only Game You Will Need

Then I hire hitsquads to go after anyone that suggests other games.

Asmodeus' "Biggest Loser": Celestial Edition