>You remembered falling asleep in your bed when you awoke

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>You remembered falling asleep in your bed when you awoke in a strange land, upon a large flat stone in a forest clearing.

>Stout bearded men wearing tunics and hose, leading pack mules laden with varied cargo find you and offer you food and drink.

>You travel with them, unsure of what to do next, and they take you to a city hewn in the side of a mountain.

>It seems you at the only human being here.

>Eventually your portentous arrival attracts the attention of the royal court.

>The old Dwarvish king looks you over and nods gently.

>"There is a story told down the generations of my line, a hymn of remembrance. My father and his father, and his father's father spoke of a time in the world cycle when your kind walked the earth in scores."

>"What do you bring? Whom do you herald?"

Anonymous 2016-09-26 11:05:13 Post No.49518033
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>>49517351
I am he who is. Señor Cuckstein.
All your shekels are belong to me.

Anonymous 2016-09-26 14:57:12 Post No.49520003
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Anonymous 2016-09-26 14:57:12 Post No.49520003 [Report]

>>49517351

"I'm anon, herald of /tg/ and harbinger of shitpost"

>unsheathes katana, teleports behind him

"Nothing personal, pops."

Anonymous 2016-09-26 15:01:18 Post No.49520048
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Anonymous 2016-09-26 15:01:18 Post No.49520048 [Report]

Where all the white women at?

Anonymous 2016-09-26 15:28:10 Post No.49520412
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Anonymous 2016-09-26 15:28:10 Post No.49520412 [Report]

>>49517351
Let me take the ring to Mordor

Anonymous 2016-09-26 16:29:39 Post No.49521231
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Anonymous 2016-09-26 16:29:39 Post No.49521231 [Report]

>>49517351

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Anonymous 2016-09-26 19:01:23 Post No.49523264
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Anonymous 2016-09-26 19:01:23 Post No.49523264 [Report]

>>49521231
*Elven wood can't burn dwarven mines

Anonymous 2016-09-26 19:04:13 Post No.49523296
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Anonymous 2016-09-26 19:04:13 Post No.49523296 [Report]

>"Generally I herald myself, not much else. Nice kingdom though pops."

Anonymous 2016-09-26 19:22:31 Post No.49523542
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"The name's Slim. Well actually my full name's Slim Jim Michigan, but Jim sounds like the name of some boring, 9-5 office drone, slaving away all smug like with his fancy-smancy "Career" and "Family" and his "Future", so I really just prefer Slim. It makes me sound like a cowboy... Hey. The names Slim. Slim the Kidd. And this town ain't big enough for the two of us..."

"Any says I'm here in search of the best booze and lodsamony. And, *Grumble* I guess I could work for it."

"Huh, whadaya mean "can I fight?" Yer damn skippy I can fight. I'll have you know that I'm a master of bottle-fu. HWAII-YA!"

Anonymous 2016-09-26 21:15:36 Post No.49525355
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Anonymous 2016-09-26 21:15:36 Post No.49525355 [Report]

>>49517351
"I am [Anon], the greywalker. I herald nobody save myself. I bring nothing save a desire for wisdom."

Anonymous 2016-09-26 21:30:22 Post No.49525514
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Anonymous 2016-09-26 21:30:22 Post No.49525514 [Report]

>>49517351
I am Meme. Herald of SUCC. I have come to announce, that you will never get the succ.

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