Slaanesh is scariest yet underpresented god. Khornates will outright

>>49509424

I'd hit that.

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>>49509525
Everyone would hit that, Slaanesh is basically a super succubus with cocaine.

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>>49509525

I wouldnt

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>>49509525
We hit that.

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Slaanesh cults are how I imagine Cults of Nyarlathotep

>>49513059
Isn't Nyarly like Slaanesh and Tzeentch combined into one super fucked up motherfucker?

>>49509424
Reminder that Papa-N was the /tg/ Champion of Slaanesh, and Heretical Love Quest was the spawn of his wonderfully Chaos warped mind.

>>49509424
>sorcerers will zap you

This is a crass and unsophisticated portrayal of Tzeentchian followers.

>Other gods don't really corrupt they take already shitty people and amplify it, Slaanesh actually fucks people up.

This is untrue. Nurgle can corrupt simply via daemonic infection. Tzeentchian plots often centre around infiltrating and perverting offshoot Imperial cultic practices, and in more extreme cases, mutating people by exposing them to raw Chaos power.

>>49509424
>Slaanesh underrepresented
Nigger you didn't even remember Tzeentch's name. Slaanesh is in fucking everything

>>49509424

Is he, dare I say it, "our guy"?

>>49513474
>in fucking everything
Indeed.

>>49513179
Depends which aspect /mask the cults worship.

>>49513519
Yeah, that's true but I'm thinking of a super generic cult. Like your standard cult of Nyarlathotep. Not the Brotherhood of the Black Pharaoh/Bloody Tounge or your Churches of Starry Wisdom.

>>49509424

Didn't you do this thread like a week ago?

>>49513725
Refractory period is pretty short

>>49513725
Man, at least it's about now Nyarlathotep. Even though everything is actually about Nyarlathotep.

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>>49513910

Pic related. It's Nyarlathotep.

>>49513954
Of course, how did you think Kenny was blessed (cursed) with the ability to have his parents resurrect him.

>>49513971
This could work in South Park canon as Cthulhu exists, and is best friends with Eric Cartman.

>>49514018
I am so having Cartman be the High Priest of Cthulhu in my next campaign.

>>49514018
>>49513971
Anon's that's actually canon.

Kenny's parents joined a cult of Cthulu (for the beer), and while they were drunk his mom had a ritual performed on her that makes Kenny effectively immortal as each time he dies he's born again at the same time.

His friends only see it as him having somehow survived, and partially just refuse belief. Either that or the curse screws with them.

This was explained in th Coon n Friends v Cthulu arc.

Why the fuck am I spouting the validity of South Park? Send help.

>>49514144

If it makes you feel better, I posted that picture of Kenny because I just watched those episodes and decided that Nyarlathotep decided to manifest himself as Kenny, while keep that knowledge from his own manifestation so he could enjoy the creature's suffering unable to understand or cope with what's happening to him.

And all that Mint Berry Crunch stuff?


Just another layer int he cosmic joke.

>>49514144
I really need to start bothering with South Park again.

>>49513258
I remember that. Shit was cash and so was that amazing Brazilian bastard. Yeah, that was an era when /tg was based and had quests.

If that tried to happened again on today's /TriggeredGamers...

>>49509525
yeah... i'd hit that with my power sword kill all demons!

>>49509525
I'd let it hit me

>Khorne corrupting a noble soldiers who just wants to protect the inoccent, untill he is turned to a mindless berzerker
>Nurgle tricks a small child, who is afraid of death and pain after his parents died of AIDS cancer, into serving him, eventually twisting him to be a Plague Bearer under the guise of helping other people
>Tzeentch steers a young and naive scientist to disregard the small chance of his research being weaponized, because the nonexistant risk is worth completing it faster and with greater capability to help people, ultimately laughing when the scientists is forced to watch his creation destroy the planet
Fuck you and your lack of imagination, just stay in the cancer smut threads and go circlejerk each other for validation

>>49516556
He's not saying what the gods will do to you, but what their worshippers will.

Which all your examples back up.

>Khornate kills ya dead
>Nurgle makes ya sick
>Tzeentch zaps ya

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>>49516107
As if Slaneesh wouldn't derive pleasure from you thrusting your sword inside of it.

>>49516671
>He's not saying what the gods will do to you, but what their worshippers will.

>>Khornate kills ya dead
The smarter ones would pull a Clinton and push their world in senseless carnage. So much more bloodshed than doing it yourself. It also breeds more followers.

>Nurgle makes ya sick
Same as above with plagues. The go preach about accepting your suffering, and how this totally brings you closer to god.
Basically do a mother Theresa.

>Tzeentch zaps ya
Only if he's really incompetent. The more competent ones are having plots within plots within plots.
Tzeentch is about fucking shit up with style. Doing the messy work yourself is for plebs.

>>49513258
As fun as HLQ was, Zombie and Witch quest was his better offering.

>>49519067

So you're saying:
>The Khornate ones chop ya
>The Nurgling ones get ya sick
>The Tzeentchy ones zap ya.

>>49509424
All Chaos gods have degrees. Khorne isn't just RIP AND TEAR. It's also general anger and violence. Tzeentch is more than JUST AS PLANNED too.

Friendly reminder that in order to have tasted all the pleasures in the world Slaanesh would have had to live an entire mortal lifespan acting as a loving and loyal spouse to some peasant at some point.

>>49519360
It's a Chaos god. One human life is irrelevant.

>>49519334
(you)

>>49516671
Yeah, no mate.
Slaaneshi followers
>sacrifice you to pursue their own goals, your soul devoured by Slaanesh for all eternity
>stab you in the eyes, your slow and painful death only serving them for the briefest moment of experiencing something new
>use you as a living part of something grand they are building, keeping you alive so that your eternal torment fuels both their vision/art and Slaanesh
>kill you for no reason, except that your existence somehow offends them

Slaanesh is the worst god to follow. 99% of Slaaneshi followers just end up as a tool for achieving somebody else's pleasure and gain nothing from it. While every fucktard can be you used as cannonfodder for Khorne and dying in battle for him, becoming immortal as a gift from Nurgle and then spreading the gift further or attaining small power in the schemings of Tzeentch. And if you somehow manage to become a Chaos Champion, Slaanesh is still the worst by far. Khornates will pursue their bloodthirst, ultimately dieing fighting which is what they wish for, Nurgle followers will attain the immortality they sought and spread it further and if they die, they'll realize it's actually a good thing and Tzeentch followers will be able to scheme as much as they like and only someone better will be their downfall. Meanwhile Slaaneshi followers will trod the path of depravity, always searching but never attaining the ultimate experience. Until the only new emotion they can experience is death, but as their life will be draining from their body they will realize that death is actually a horrible thing.

>>49517250
It's win-win really.

>>49519383
You don't seem to understand the post. Try reading again.

>>49520195
No, he understood it fine. It just wouldn't matter to Slaanesh at all.

>>49519067
>Khornate 'smarter one' pulls a Clinton etc.

Fucking WRONG. If the Khornate doesn't do it with his or her own hands, Khorne won't grant you his favor. You need to get your hands dirty and kill people yourself, not just let other people kill each other.

Now if you're a Warlord who causes a planetary war by throwing your army at everyone and everything, THAT'S being Khornate.

>>49519360
>>49519383
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>>49520195
This is the odd thing, and there's a strange theory I've heard.

Slaanesh attempts to experience every form of everything because it is outright incomplete, as Isha, Khaine, and Cegorach weren't consumed. It has the innate lust to experience everything because it knows it will never truly experience a feeling of fullness. It's a deranged, utterly insane child who knows something's wrong and doesn't know how to fix it outside of lashing out however it can in any form.

From there, it almost hates itself because the only true feelings it can feel from others are hatred (from the Eldar especially, the other Chaos Gods, and other sentient races), fear (the Eldar, its own servants, again other sentients), and despair (once again, Eldar.).

It lashes out so much that nothing truly loves it, and it knows nothing ever will. All of the excess is to fill the black hole that is Slaanesh's heart.

40k's Slaanesh will inevitably implode in a singularity of hatred, self-pity and hopelessness when the Eldar are all dead, as it can no longer hide the negative feelings of an entire galactic race and more chewing at it from the inside.

And this is how Ynnead is born.

>>49522903

An then Nurgle comes along: "See there was no point in struggling. Everything you've done was for naught. So just sit back, relax and watch the fireworks while they last. For this galaxy will die a slow miserable death and there will be no 'BANG!' in the end."

>>49509424
Just imagine the sheer horror the citizens of the Eldar empire went through when she was born. It was probobly the worst thing imaginable to experience the rape torture and murder of trillions of souls all for the pleasure of one being.

>>49509424
>no dick

Dropped

>>49523061
After which Ynnead rips Nurgle a new one with wraithbone gauntlets and has the Fire Dragons dispose of what's left.

>>49523259

Not like it will change anything. Just that there will be no one to talk to. Only silence.

>>49523316
>No one to talk to
>Ynnead likely unleashed the soul of every Eldar to have died after the birth of Slaanesh
>Literally trillions

>>49523356

You mean what was left of those souls after Slaanesh tortured them for 10'000 years ? Literally trillions of completely insane eldar souls.