> You finally reach the BBEG's lair > The BBEG is

File: Chivalry.gif (3MB, 250x140px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 250x140px

>>49505695
I take a page out of OP's book and shitpost.

Well she certainly needs to knock it off with being evil but sure, after that, who doesn't want to marry a dragon?

>>49505695
I tell her that I'm flattered but I'm only interested in male dragons.

>>49505695
>dragon
>beautiful
it's a fuckin lizard m8

>everything else
Initial thought is to get her guard down and stab the bitch. But if she's been watching us she knows that's my go-to move for people trying to diplomance their way out of the pain train once I get it started. So I'm just gonna assume She's trying to headgame me into dropping mine first so she can get the jump on me. She wouldn't be doing this if she knew direct combat would work in her favor.

Continue standard assault.

File: Eyebrows.gif (462KB, 300x168px) Image search: [Google]

462KB, 300x168px

>>49505695
>What do you do?
What you think?

>>49505695
>Divine Sense
- If Good
>YES
-If Evil
>Claim that as I, an honorable Oath of Devotion Paladin, could only take her as my bride if she were to agree to go on a great quest to redeem herself and become a force for good.

>>49505769
Can't you both compromise and become Neutral? Forcing one person to change is a sign of an unhealthy relationship.

>>49505695
>"BBEG"
>shit thread

Like poetry.

>>49505812
If she's interested in a paladin she's probably already looking for a change.

>>49505812
Because then the paladin has to lose their divine power and job depending on the setting.

>>49505812
>Compromising your values because a woman is offering you some vagina.
This is how men screw themselves over, and how some nations have fallen.

>>49505695

> "Can you change into a human woman? If not, a relationship's off the table."

>>49505863
5E paladins aren't alignment locked, so long as you don't break your Oaths.

>>49505863
>Oh no I can't love you, I'll lose my sweet powers
If that's the only reason why you're "LG" then maybe you aren't a good roleplayer?

>>49505695
NO
MORE
WAIFUS
PLEASE

Paladin, Oath of Ancients, would probably Divine Sense, then say yes if good, and hammering if evil. Hell, a dragon riding Paladin would be a massive force for good, no reason to turn it down.
My Gnome Wizard would be doubtless confused, and would probably think it a trick. Probably giving him some magic items or shit would convince him.
Half-Elf Death Cleric presumes dickery is a foot.

>>49505911

Frankly, I don't see why that isn't a valid stance. Holding true to your beliefs is perfectly reasonable. You don't have to take everyone's words seriously, if you don't want to endanger your eternal reward.

Assuming you're not just trying to contrive a situation involving fucking a lizard.

File: IMG_0140.jpg (73KB, 500x481px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 500x481px

>>49505695
Found an order of dragon knights as a way to give dragons across the world a way to join as productive members of society.

File: 1416595444195.png (253KB, 335x609px) Image search: [Google]

253KB, 335x609px

The dragon is permitted to join the harem of mindslaves.

>>49505761
>it's a fuckin lizard

What are are you, a furry?

>>49505695
Is this even a question?
Dragon Waifu > Any other Waifu

>>49505695
My virginity shall not be lost to a fucking dragon. I guess I could bargain to have the dragon fight with some handicap if I tell it that I will agree on the condition of my defeat.

>>49506056
You're fucking gay, you homo.

Honestly, a majority of my characters would go for it. Get the BBEG to stop doing whatever, AND give my kids the blood of a magic demigod? That's a pretty tough deal to turn down.

>>49506087
Fuck off all I ever wanted is normal human peasant girl waifu.

>>49505769
Herr Mannelig?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy44ocuoWhE

>>49505695
Glad we banished quests so we could have longer lasting circlejerk for the smutfolk.

>>49506120
Yeah but the real prize is the pure love between you two.

>>49506141
Christ, talk about boring. Get some better taste.

>>49506169
>questfag intrudes on yet another thread just to whine about quests being banned

This kind of behavior makes me glad that they're banned. You're all spoiled children.

>>49506170
>Christ, talk about boring. Get some better taste.
Go fuck yourself you scaly loving faggot you don't know shit about love. You might as well try fucking a random cave's entrance if you like dragons so much.

>>49506150
For anyone who doesn't know the story:
Herr Mannelig was a Christian Knights. A She-Troll comes to him (in some tellings she's beautiful beyond words) and begs for his hand in marriage, to break her curse (I don't really know what her curse was. But I take it it would have been bad for Herr Mannelig) She offers him some of the best horses, then some of the best mills in the land, and finally a chain shirt that can never be broken, all if he will marry her.
He tells her no, repeatedly, as he will only marry a christian woman. This causes the She-Troll to despair.
I don't really know the end to the story, as I've only hear the folk songs

>>49506226
Did I hurt your fee fees, you stupid fucking piece of shit? You're probably boring because you can't get pussy irl and have to settle for a peasant human in a fucking game.

File: 1398366379700.jpg (228KB, 840x675px) Image search: [Google]

228KB, 840x675px

>>49506169
>>49506185
Oh shit, quests are banned? This is great news!

>>49506185
>>49506308
Right?

>>49506280
My purity is reserved for a special someone you manwhore.

>>49506279
Here's the song with English subtitles.
Oh, and the chain shirt was also supposed to be as fine as silk, as well as unbreakable.

File: this dog.jpg (183KB, 497x500px) Image search: [Google]

183KB, 497x500px

>>49506185
Wait, I can turn off my quest filter now?

>>49506478
They have their own board now. The CYOA are still, for some reason, around though.

strike that romance bullshit and do something like Firkraag. That actually made sense.

>>49505695
Well, he's a redeemed assassin druid who now is all for peace, so as long as she doesn't breathe fire on his port-a-garden it should be fine.

>>49506552
Would be nice if it could be contained within a single thread at least. Not too bothered by CYOA generals but "Jumpchain says CYOA so it's a CYOA and not a quest!!!" is just board clutter.

>>49506018
Where's that "this is a scalie household only son" image

>>49506370
>>49506279
DIdn't it end with him marrying a christian woman and having a faily, the troll going mad eating them all and then the knight slew her, thus justified in his bias.

>>49506628
Like I said, I've heard the song, but that's it.

File: Scalie Household.png (2MB, 900x1265px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 900x1265px

>>49506607
You mean this one?

>>49505769
Wouldn't Divine Sense only tell you if she's secretly a demon, dracolich, or (by some really weird miracle) an angel?

>>49506662
Only of the DM is paying attention. ;)

>>49505695
>A kobold consorting with a dragon
Unheard of. Don't consort with lesser races, lady. I'll gladly be your friend, though.

>>49506628
So... trolls can't convert to Christianity? I always got the sense it was pretty wide open but maybe not.

>>49506722
I was certain that most trolls were strict atheists.

>>49506731
No, that's only the fedora wearing ones, and even then it's only because they know it'll make the christfags salty.

File: 1474716805414.jpg (68KB, 565x481px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 565x481px

>>49505695
>Dragon
I don't get this. Unless she has a humanoid form that's basically a monster girl (99% human, 1% purely aesthetic dragon features), you're fucking an ANIMAL. I respect other people's fetishes, but this goes too far.

Even as a guy who constantly posts thinly veiled fetish threads and posts, I recommend you to take your furry/scaly shit to /b/.

>>49506870
Dragons are as intelligent or more intelligent than humans. This is a written fact in the books, the stats corroborate this evidence, and Dragons have their own language. They are sentient beings, just not ones that are human-shaped. Is it really so hard to put that together? Are you going to discredit them so easily?

File: 1421191646485.jpg (92KB, 900x736px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 900x736px

>>49506870
Some people like that.
Some people would go for turning themselves into a dragon.
Monstergirls are pretty plebe-tier though.

Personally, I think the real issue is a distinct lack of dragon husbandos.

>>49506870
Why is it ok to fuck a human then? Humans are animals. So are elves and dwarves and orcs and any other non-fey race. So, if they're all animals too, then it's beastiality too. Unless, of course, the difference between a human, an elf, an orc, or a dwarf, and say, a wolf, is that one is sapient, and on is mearly sentient. So, if that's the case, a dragon who is capable of speech, thought, and even love, is therefore sapient, therefore, not an animal in the sense you used. Obligatory

>>49505695
I agree, and using True Polymorph I turn her into something that suits my tastes: a white-haired human woman with ample cleavage. She agrees, as she is obviously too infatuated with me to think things through.

We make good on the wedding arrangements, and on the night of our wedding, we travel through the multuverse to my favorite plane of existence.

See, I am a wizard who follows a simple philosophy which can be summarized as such: Humanity, Fuck Yeah.

Which is why my favorite world is one in which Humanity was born as the only sentient race, and, despite having no magic, has managed to conquer the globe.

I tell all this to my new "bride." She looks at me in horror as I tell her that the only magic that works here is the recall charm to call us back into the Nexus of the Multiverse. She is trapped here, and with her I am able to do with her as I wish.

I wish to educate her on the superiority of Humans.

I treat her as my slave. Exonerating humanity whenever I can. She is not human, despite her appearance. She is less than the least of the people born on this planet. I beat any hope and defiance she may have had out of her. Soon she's compliant with all my wishes, and does as she's told.

I've had her do unspeakable things. I lose no sleep over it. She's not human, after all. Sometimes I use her as furniture. Other times not even that, lending her to others as if she were a mere trinket. She's to the point where she's starting to believe my teachings.

Perhaps in a few months we'll return, and I'll keep her as my loyal dragon slave. Though I'll have to be sure she absolutely believes my teachings first before I attempt that.

Tonight though... I am looking forward to meeting with my good friend Sanguinatus. Perhaps we'll play Catan. I love Catan.

File: 1470732208512.png (1MB, 1340x748px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1340x748px

>>49506955
*softly* Don't

File: ,...png (115KB, 636x440px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 636x440px

>>49506955
bruh

>>49506900
What if I want both monstergirls and monsterboys?

>>49506948
Because dragons are arrogant, extreme-individualist lizards who live long enough to get decadent and don't care enough about standards, norms, or other people's approval to avoid it.

File: 728ca6566dc69c4897422f80819.jpg (63KB, 665x800px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 665x800px

>>49506997
I suppose there can be something for everyone.

>>49507013
What does them being arrogant have to do with my post?

>>49507045
If they want to do it, they get to do it.
Animals? Who cares? Who has any right to judge them? Whose judgement would they even care about?

File: 1462737159731.jpg (14KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 480x360px

>>49506955
>that ending

Alright anon, you got me.

>>49505695
Is it a D&D dragon? They have a human form.
And if it's a D&D dragon, is it a chromatic or metallic one?

>>49507013
What if the other dragons judge your wife for being a degenerate?
What if a gold dragon takes you away from the red dragon because you're just a poor human that doesn't know they're being taken advantage of by a humanphile?

>>49507076
>Is it a D&D dragon? They have a human form.
No.
Only golds or silvers can assume alternate forms. in 3.0.

>>49507093
Only AD&D matters.

File: Dragon siblings DFO.png (828KB, 1000x806px) Image search: [Google]

828KB, 1000x806px

>>49506900
Here are some dragons from Dungon Fighter you sicko.

File: 1463086180523.jpg (50KB, 960x852px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 960x852px

>>49505695
your response, OP

>>49507087
What if?

>>49507194
I like the girly one with boobs. Is he a trap?

File: Do-you-catan.png (148KB, 675x4241px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 675x4241px

>>49506955
Context for the uninitiated. Well done, Anon, well done.

>>49507235
Are you suggesting that all dragons are men?

File: AzurePortrait.png (697KB, 743x988px) Image search: [Google]

697KB, 743x988px

>>49507251
Forgot pic...

File: 1413678282659-0.jpg (260KB, 900x1200px) Image search: [Google]

260KB, 900x1200px

>>49507235
Look, I don't judge.

But if it's a dragon, I bet it's not going to be a bottom.

>>49507302
>tfw 2 ton shape-shifting lizard refuses to be on the bottom

>>49507302
I can imagine a dragon at least physically being on the bottom, because they're being a lazy bastard and expecting their partner to do all the work when they command it.

>>49506955
Kek. You're a horrible person for coming up with this, and I salute you for it.

>>49505695
Sure, on the condition that you stop doing whatever it is you were doing that made me come here

>>49506955
>>49507245
>"HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PRETEND TO BE HUMAN. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU. I SWEAR I'LL KILL Y-"

I Don't know whether to applaud Anon's audacity, or be disgusted that he was familiar enough with this story to actually come up with this.

>>49505695
Probably punch my DM for being such a shitlord

>>49507634
The answer is Yes.

>>49505695
Dude seriously I don't want to play in your Shrek setting please stop.

>>49507065
Ok, that doesn't magically make them not sapient

File: 776.gif (849KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

849KB, 200x200px

>>49506955
HUMANITY, FUCK YEAH!!!

>>49507981
I don't think anyone ever implied that.

File: guide.png (15KB, 795x707px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 795x707px

>>49505769
>Evil
>not smiting it on the spot

>>49508239
>not redeeming evil
It's like you aren't even trying.

>>49506955
OH MY GOD

>>49509160
>>49508013
>>49507741
>>49507634
>>49507245
>>49507072
>>49506993
>>49506983

Thank you all... I'm not sure myself whether I should pursue a career in writefaggotry, or the attention of my local Therapist.

>>49508239
Redeeming evil people and creatures net you more brownie points in the afterlife.

File: aoz8kgx8pzknypz7z38n.jpg (31KB, 419x261px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 419x261px

>>49509419

>>49509419
Please don't, you are a racist whore and we have far too many of those as it is.

File: download.png (4KB, 258x195px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 258x195px

>>49509751
Anon, that wasn't the point of the story.

>>49505695
In character, I accept the dragons proposal and I get a beautiful wife and some of the best air support ever created, so both I and the party get something awesome.

Out of character: "GM, you know my thoughts on dragons and I thank you for including this in our game. You are a good friend."

>>49509795
Annnnnndd I just remembered that one greentext story about that creepy fucker, god dammit.

File: just right.jpg (27KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 600x600px

>>49509828
>When the GM introduces your fetish with out you having to force it on people or making it feel magical realmy.

>>49505921
>NO, MORE WAIFUS PLEASE

>>49506955
Thats horrible.

Being successfull doesnt mean someone else has to be put down.

>>49505695

I leave the table and never play with that GM again. Fuck your magical realm bullshit, I don't play D&D to play to your degenerate fetishes.

File: caim.jpg (77KB, 500x356px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 500x356px

>>49505695
Marry it obviously.

>>49509965

This is for you: >>49509795

>>49506983
Oh lol i had to watch this again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUuvHPr4BGk

Full metal escelating terror.

>>49509621
Good writers are probably fucking crazy and are just putting their insane delusions on paper. If he sees a therapist, he might lose his ability to write fun and interesting stuff because now he's more "normal"

>>49510009

You're all a bunch of sick fucks.
>>49506955 has the best post on the thread, and his involves Fucking Catan!

>>49507065
They're just a little less civilized, we'd still consider a human from 2000 years ago human even if they don't have the same kind of ideology.

>>49509910
no, pls
I'm drowning in them already
I've been telling you for literal years now that she's straight

>>49505695
Tell my GM to stop inserting their shit-tier scalie fetish into every game they run.
and then go along with it anyways, because it's my fetish too

File: furries.jpg (111KB, 780x800px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 780x800px

>>49506659

>>49505812
>If you tell her not to kill and eat people it's not okay
boi

>>49510261
I'd think you could cut that off at the pass by aggressively husbandoing the most appropriate male NPC, couldn't you?

Of my three characters:

>One is a dragonborn rogue who is currently a detective, but used to have a less, ah, respectable profession. He'd probably turn her down because he's not a huge fan of dragons, but it depends on why she likes him.
>Dragonic Ancestory Sorcerer says yes immediately.
>Wizard also says yes. He's been studying magical power all his life, this will give him a great opportunity to continue to do so.

I swear I'm not a scalie.

>>49510525
genders are a 75-25 split. And she *tried*, but the GM split the party up from the first one who was worth it, and the second...
https://youtu.be/zFiajgCt9-w?t=1m21s

>>49510701
That's what they all say, anon.

>>49509998
>>>/pol/

>>49505695
I punch DM in the face.

>>49510881

>you're /pol/ because you don't want the DM forcing his scalie/furry fetish into your game of D&D, and would prefer a game without blatant magical realm bullshit

fuck off, cancer

Had a bad experience in game sort of similar, minus the love. Tell the DM I'm not doing it again.

>>49511303
You too?

>>49511319
Jeff?

>>49511273
No, you're /pol/ because you have to scream "LE DEGENERACY XD" whenever your fee fees get hurt.

>>49511385
First letter is right.

>>49511273
he's clearly memeing on you, m8

>>49506870
Small reminder, half dragons are a legit thing. Most dragons are spellcasters of a high level.

They can do anything they want.

File: jolly co-operation.png (109KB, 1056x1056px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 1056x1056px

>>49509883
>tfw both you and your GM introduce the other's fetish through sheer coincidence of what you find amusing and no one in the group has a problem with it

>>49511273
Or you could be a sane person, and in character just say no. Give a good reason for it. Oaths, already being married, whatever.

If it tries to take you by force, commence murderhobo mode.

Its only as magical realm as you make it, since most dragons are smart enough to be able to give themselves alternate forms to mate with other races to start with.

>>49505695
I contemplate how I managed to get my character not one, not two, not three, but now FOUR FUCKING WAIFUS.

The bard was a fair start, she's a party member, attachments happen, he's helped her a lot, being friends with the buffer/healer is always great, and cooperation helps him not only be an even better ranged combatant, but a competent melee combatant as well.

The biologist was a stretch but still worked, both she and my character have very similar interests and careers, and she's not only a great medic but also a qt.

The barbarian chieftain was a bit closer to the norm, they can mostly understand each others' though processes, they both enjoy a good fight every once in a while, and neither of them give a fuck about nudity until someone raises a bitching about it, ignoring the fact that my character is extremely confusing to her to the point where she's smitten with how he shatters almost all of her expectations.

Now you're telling me that my character, who has joked about being part-dragon on the sole properties that he hoards his cash rather than spend it, has had draconic lessons from a dragon, and has polymorphed into a dragon solely to roll around in his money, is now the target of affection FROM A FUCKING DRAGON?

My character on the other hand stays as nice as always and politely offers to let her join the party so they can spend time together and strengthen his side of the relationship. Meet the other waifus, see how they get along. Then have kinky shit happen during the one-on-one private chat sidestories that my GM and I have, because the main group's schedule is shit. Ironically the dragon has the best chance for a long-standing relationship because of the longer lifespan compared to my character, and in turn the other waifus.

Elfing ain't easy.

>>49507245
To this day, I still refuse to believe this actually happened.

>>49506955
This just gave me a great idea for a quest for my party.

They're commissioned to save a princess from an evil wizard. What the person who hired them neglected to mention is that the princess is a dragon and the dragon is infatuated with the wizard.

>>49514816
Why not full circle?
>Dragon hires adventures to kidnap princess for it

>>49515167
>princess is secretly infatuated with the dragon
>"Huh, so THAT'S why she was completely fine with telling her she was being kidnapped..."

>>49505695
>Dragoness waifu acquired
>Campaign successful beyond my wildest dreams
>Thank the fact that it's an ERP game and hope the DM has the same fetishes I do


>>49507087
Canonically D&D dragons are neutral to positive on the subject of "bestiality" as a negative character

>>49507302
>>49507334
>>49507526
I can see them being powerbottoms, but never subs

>>49505695
THE ORACLE TOLD ME THIS WOULD HAPPEN

IT ENDS WITH MY PAINFUL DEATH

FINALLY, I CAN KNOW PEACE

>>49506595
The CYOA general kicks out any CYOA that gets too popular to its own thread so they can discuss other CYOA's.

This leads to a natural proliferation of the threads.

File: Evil-Kangaroo.jpg (336KB, 546x442px) Image search: [Google]

336KB, 546x442px

>>49505695

Smack the DM in the head for making a Shitty Encounter.

Unless of course the DM is a hot chick and this is her first time DMing, and she is giving me the *wink wink

In which case it's time to kill all other players and end this session for some 1v1 Lvl-up XP time.

>>49505761
Maybe things can be beautiful in non-sexual way. Did you never admire beauty of a brightly-colored bird, or a graceful fox, or fluffy cat?

>>49505815
>words
>meaning things

>>49517138
>In which case it's time to kill all other players

For both of your hypothetical sakes I hope you mean Player Characters.

Friendzone a drago
ehehehehehehehehehehehe

>>49506731
So djinn waifus are clearly the superior choice then--they can convert to whatever they damn well please.

>>49517300
Sounds like a good way to get crispy

File: lovely_day_corel__priscilla_x_quelaag__tsoy__487_by_theyurireviewer-d7bumni.png (355KB, 1024x551px) Image search: [Google]

355KB, 1024x551px

Well, since she metamorphosed her romantic prospects are somewhat limited.

And we are hunting monsters to train and sell to the rich and eccentric, so a Dragon BBEG would basically be our Magnum Opus so we aren't even planning on killing her.

She's willing to see where this could lead.

This can't seriously be the only Quelaag x Priscilla picture in existence, can it?

File: Dragon caged.jpg (45KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 600x450px

>>49519744
We are still capturing her though.
Like I said, Magnum Opus.

>>49505761
>it's a fuckin lizard m8
Not him but I'm actually fascinated by dragons. And i think the design on the silver dragon is specially great so, i guess if i ever meet a dragon irl i would see it as beautiful and magnificent and be cumming all over the place

Also this >>49517192

File: semen demons.png (1MB, 700x900px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 700x900px

I would be down to bang a dragon.

>Oath Against the Wyrm Paladin
I don't care if it's good, I don't care if it's infatuated. I swore an oath to end draconic corruption where ever it stems.

>>49505695
I post yet another semi-magical-realm thread about it on /tg/

>>49523305
So would most of /tg/

As current character?

I offer her that, if she will walk the path of righteousness with me, there is much joy we can have, but only if she will forego her cruelty. I make it clear that this is a one-or-the-other option, any middle ground would have to be more in favor of stopping being a cruel dragon bitch.

>>49505695
>be playing a character that puts up a strong front but gets really bashful/meek when confronted aggressively in an emotional/romantic manner
>also in search of a good marriage partner to satisfy the nagging noble parents

...welp, guess you're meeting mother and father.

Why would a dragon want to bang a cosmic horror?

>>49526290
Same reason we would?

File: 1456156186599.jpg (31KB, 736x736px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 736x736px

>>49505695
Accept my new dragon sugar mama and use her gold and power to carve out a new empire.

>>49526770
>Sugar momma
She gonna make you work for her, you think she got all that money just laying around? Hell no she's a gold digger

>>49506948
Technically speaking from a mythology standpoint elves are part of the unseelie court of fae. Dwarves technically are as well.

>>49505695
Are mythological monsters furry?

>>49529669
Yes

>>49529669
It depends
Often they're closer to xeno, but not always
Dragons are pretty much right in the middle and usually depend on execution

>>49531435
I wouldn't call most dragons furry, and pretty much no mythological ones

File: So_you_wanna_talk_waifus.png (527KB, 858x1000px) Image search: [Google]

527KB, 858x1000px

>>49505695
Well it is time to retire from adventuring, or at least scale back. Now I must begin the most difficult quest of all... Love.

>>49506722
Trolls and Huldra can convert, but they lose at least some of their magical powers if they do.

Including their immorality, which is why most are loathe to do it.