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Describe your character with a spongebob quote
>It may be stupid but it's also dumb
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>long
>tan
>and handsome
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> I'm ugly and I'm proud!
> Is that what he calls it?
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>I like money
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>Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material
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> MY LEG!
>Big, meaty claws!
>It's a big, beautiful ol' rock!
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>I'm dirty dan
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>One eternity later...
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>Here comes the giant fist!!
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>A five letter word for happiness… Money.
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MY NAME'S! NOT! RICK!
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>No Danger Here!
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>The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
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>FIRMLY GRASP IT!
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>We're not ugly, we just stink!
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>The boy cries you a sweater and you kill him
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>Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are...*drool*
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>We did it, Patrick! We saved the city!
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>The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma.
>Milk_Spilling.mp4
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>I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every night I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
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>Gentlemen, I think you're forgetting your spines!
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>[Dolphin Noises]
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>I didn't know it was a hat!
>It wasn't
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>I'D RATHER THAT WORM COME HERE RIGHT NOW AND EAT YOU ALL ALIIIIIIIIIVE
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>Patrick: Careful, Spongebob; Careful Spongebob. Spongebob careful. Careful Spongebob!
>Spongebob: Patrick
>Patrick: Yeah?
>Spongebob: It’s already open.
>Patrick: Oh
My character as Patrick and our Rogue as Spongebob
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>Did... Did you say Chocolate?
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>GARY! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!
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>1% evil
>99% hot gas
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>that smell, that smelly smell smells smelly
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> I'LL SHOW YOU SUBSPECIES!
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>CCCCHHHHHOOOOCCCOOOLLLAAATTTTEEEE!!!!!!!!
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>I can deny it no longer, I am small
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>50% Sea
>50% Weed
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>WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR!
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>Everybody's an idiot except for me! HAW HAW HAAAAAAAAW.
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>Goodbye everyone, I'll see you in therapy
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He was number one
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HYE YA!
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Pic very related. I just randomly generated his background last night and life has shit on him since childhood.
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“Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material”
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>Just you, me, and this brick wall you built between us
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GOO warlocks
>Patrick are you ready to party?
>I'm ready to party!
>Are you ready to get crazy?
>I'm already hearing voices!
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>Have you finished those errands?
My character just wants to retire, but the DM's future plans won't let him.
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>Patrick, your genius is showing!
>What?!I play wizard with low Wis
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>first go like this
>spin around
>STOP
>Double take 3 times
>one
>two
>three
>theeeeeeen PELVIC THRUST
>WOOOOO
>WOOOOOOOOO
>STOP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT DON'T FORGET IT
>now it's time to bring it around town
>bring it a-round toooown
>then you do this, then this, and this, and that, andthisandthatandthisandthat, and then...
>casts Shape Water
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>>49486827
>50% sea
>50% weed
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>>49496613
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> Hi (dolphin noises) Patrick, how the (dophin noises) are ya?
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>I'm ready. I'm ready for me money
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>TECHNIQUE! TECHNIQUE! TECHNIQUE!
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Low-int bard:
>Is mayonnaise an instrument?
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>Wanna see me run to that mountain? Wanna see me do it again?
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>I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and I only cried for 20 minutes
t. my wizard
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>I need you to- [Incomprehensible horror noises]
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>It is I, SpongeBob of the SquarePants, Magician Level 1. And I have turned my friend into ice-cream.
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>Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly
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>OH NO HE'S HOT!
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>>49503227
gave me right chuckles those did
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I never really found Spongebob appealing even though I was like seven when it first came out.
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>>49503227
>He's just standing there...
>MENACINGLY!!!
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>>49503659
wait, you dropped these
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
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>>49503715
I don't remember that. Can you remind me what was going on in that scene?
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>You know, if I were to die in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay.
-My artificer
>You mean you've never heard the story of the... Hash-slinging Slasher?
>The slash-bringing hasher?
>The hash-slinging slasher.
>The sash wringing… the trash thinging… mash flinging… the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the…
>Yes. The hash-slinging slasher
-DM telling us a name
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> WE HAVE TECHNOLOGY
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The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
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IT, ATE, EVERYTHING.
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Nick: What you have done here hearkens back to the illustrious post-primitive movement popularized by famous designer Saul Limpkins. Say, was he a big inspiration for you?
Squidward: Why, yes. I've studied him for... years!
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Standing on trial for crimes against the crown in a failed coup. As a last ditch, I (the bard) try to assuage the situation. I roll a 1.
>The best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the time....
I was the first to die that night.
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>I have been told I have made a slight error in pronunciation!
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Storytiem?
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