Your party is getting ready to start their adventure. You're

Surely this sporting goods store has a hunting section. I would take a modern hunting rifle.

>>49377398
Unfortunately, the store is in Connecticut, and the shopkeeper can't sell you a gun or ammunition without a permit.

>>49377398

Assuming this is a standard early medieval setting, how would you know what a hunting rifle is?

>A mountain bike
>a gun
>whatever camping supplies seem useful

If I was completely unarmed, I'd probably take a baseball bat or something to deal with the rats, but most mundane equipment in fantasy settings is more suited to combat than modern sporting goods.

>>49377461
Ask a store employee.

>>49377510

>You there, service knave. What is this contraption? It looks like some sort of club!

>>49377296
padding from american football, a gun if we are in murica otherwise a compound bow, javelins, synthetic clothing, rainwear, sleeping bags, back packs, shoes, water bottles, medical stuff, fire starting kits, self charging flashlight, portable tent, bug spray and all the other stuff you would normally take camping on a trail where you were planing on hunting.

>>49377296
Depends on my character. If they're an assassin then see if there's some form a camouflage or maybe some fishing wire (makes a good garrote in a pinch). If they're a martial class, then probably some form a body armor (I mean football shoulder pads, helmet, etc.) or a weapon like a baseball bat, lacrosse stick, archery equipment. If they're a whizzard, then'll I pick up something that interests me, like a bottle of raid (so I can spray it in the fucking rouge's eyes when that cunt steals my shit).

Hiking boots.
Some watter bottles and squeezes.
Hockey goalie's padded shirt.
Hockey goalie's padded pants.
Forearm protectors.
Shin protectors.
Fighting gloves.
Goalie helmet with cage.
A barbell to use as a war hammer.

>>49377543
as far as actually killing the rats, I get a medival sack full of ashes and a small shovel, fling the ashes onto the rats that try to fight back (this blinds them and burns their noses)

>>49377681
>A barbell to use as a war hammer.
Now I want to play a gentleman bodybuilder (moustache required) who uses this as his weapon of choice.

Surely modern equipment is of better quality than anything a smith could make. I would load up on hatchets, skinning knives, arrow heads, and compound bows.

When i return with my mountain of supermetal masterwork goods, i trade them for actually useful equipment.

Knives and axes that never rust and hold an edge 100 times longer than any other are surely worth something. if magic and superior items are commonly available, why aren't we getting equipped in-setting, and why are we even bothering with these rats?

I keep for my self an axe, a knife, a machete, a mess kit and cookware, a cot, a tent, fishing line and tackle, and a bow.

>>49377296
kill the wizman and take his shit, he clearly has better gear. If I can't kill him I die trying

>>49378302
You die trying.

Bow, hunting arrows, quiver, bigass diving knife, backpack, hiking boots, motocross protections, hockey goalie helmet, hunting gloves, hunting pants, hunting belt

>>49377296
>He'll pick up the tab, then send you back to the tavern so you can start in on those rats in the basement.
Rat traps

>>49380376
the only right answer

>>49377296
I buy sunscreen, bug spray, and sports drinks thinking they are potions. Hopefully, I don't get sick from trying to drink those.
Also a sleeping bag, tent, backpack, and other normal clothing like items that I recognize from my time.

A Shotgun, give it to the Dwarf.
Bowling balls and a single pin, give them to the other Dwarf.
Baseball bat and balls, give them to the third Dwarf.

I don't trust wizmen.

They say you can equip yourself at the sporting good store and when you get back home the shit's all made of piss.