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I Don't Remember Casting Slow On You Edition.

Discuss the viability of the Warcraft setting in a tabletop game.

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>>49323630
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First for best OTP that will never ever happen.
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>>49347932
Bolvar did nothing wrong
only the unity of death can keep us together against the Legion
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>>49347932
>Whatll it be htoshot
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Draenei are cute! Cute!
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>>49348510
goat fucker
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>tfw when a friend cuts off all contact with you because you're splitting time between two servers and gets all "jealous girlfriend" on you.

Free of that obligation, at least.
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>>49348572
no one will ever get more jealous girlfriend on you than Kil'jaeden did to Velen, so there's that
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>>49348572
Nigga that's not a friend, that's a mental patient
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>>49348808

I'm okay with him cutting contact with me, he was getting on my nerves over the past few weeks anyway (became one of those "gear up by X time or ELSE" types). Just a little irritated that he was kind of a bitch about it.
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Any ideas for miniatures that could resemble the warcraft trolls? orcs, forsaken and tauren are quite simple, but Im struggling a bit with trolls. I know you can just use tokens but I really like the miniature aspect of ttrpgs
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>>49349015
you'd probably have to end up using some kind of intact undead. I'm not sure what else would be gaunt and lanky enough
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>>49349015
crouching elf with tusks
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>>49349092
Trolls are pretty damn /fit/
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>>49349174
so are elves though
so is pretty much everyone except gnomes
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Who has the best females, and why is it the Vrykul?
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>>49349560
>are you nervous Hyrja? It's understandable if you are
>I am not nervous, only... excited
>spoken like a true val'kyr!
I love Halls of Valor
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>>49349560
God, so many options for good new races and they don't want to put any in.

Vrykul, naga, ogres...just give us a neutral faction with all the grab-bag races already.
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>>49348353
feels bad
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>>49349656
>tfw BC could have given us an Illidari faction with naga, broken, blood elves and fel orcs, then given them a unique demon hunter class instead of standardizing paladins and shamans across both factions
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>>49349656
Naga would have mount dificulties
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>>49349656
>just give us a neutral faction
Should have been done at vanilla release with Forsaken, Blood Elves, Naga and Draenei (Broken, before TBC retcon)
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>>49349812
>two tailed naga that can ride mounts by tying themselves to it
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>>49349812
True, but I doubt that it'd be a huge issue for a lot of the people that would be interested in them; I certainly wouldn't mind because that's part of the mindset of playing someone with a snake tail.

Plus it would just give them an excuse to have a more unique racial mount.
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>>49349812
not when mounting me.......
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>>49350010
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>>49349936
Mount issues are the official reason don't have Naga. Its like Ogres and small doorways.
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Magatha and the rest of the Grimtotems believe that tauren are the superior race on Azeroth. Are they right?

At the end of the last thread there was talk of how Cairne, despite being super old, was easily kicking the shit out of Garrosh (who, in turn, could easily kick the shit out of Green Jesus himself, until he used the elephants) until he got poisoned. Tauren are just as intelligent as anyone else, and much larger and stronger, and have a much lower rate of fucking themselves over than everyone else. The only tauren who ever messed around with dark powers are the yaungol (and their incident was basically just "ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire") and the highmountain bloodtotem in this very latest patch, who only decided to drink the mountain dew when the Legion was literally setting up house next door. The grimtotems are douchebags, but Magatha is/was actually pretty competent by the standards of warcraft manipulator villains. Her only mistake was thinking Garrosh was worse than he was, and she was sort of right anyway, since he became that bad later. Then she tricked the players into getting her a magic mcguffin and buggered off and is now one of the oldest WoW villains who still hasn't really gotten a comeuppance.

Put short, the tauren seem to have very few disadvantages and to produce superior quality heroes and villains. Tauren empire when?
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>>49350718
>Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire

Whay the fuck man now I can't stop laughing.

>Two Pandaren sneak up on a Yaungol
>Yaungol turns and charges at them, screaming "FIGHT MEEEEE!" as he lights himself on fire

I mean holy shit that would be a sight.
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>>49350849
Thinking about it, that's actually what a lot of the yaungol on the Timeless Isle do...

>Candlesomething non-elites - "You can't kill me if I blow myself up first!"
>Berserkers - "You can't hit me if I'm spinning like a lunatic with fiery daggers!"
>Kilnmasters - "You can't hit me if you're too busy dodging the fire I'm spraying anywhere! Also the giant fire golem chasing you around."
>High Priests - "You can't hit me if I'm busy doing everything previously mentioned at the same time! Also lol people an expac later still can't solo me easily."
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Gul'dan as warchief when? Race war when? Enough of this "We must unite against a common foe" nonsense, the horde needs to pick up its balls and go back to their old ways of rape and pillage.

Vote for Gul'dan, he's your friend and only wants the best for Gul'dan.
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>>49351213

We could find the Skull of Gul'dan, use it to resurrect our Gul'dan, and since he was killed by the Legion, he'd probably join up with us to fight them.

Gul'dan vs. Gul'dan, fight of the century.
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>>49351340
>Are you a smug enough Warlock to become the REAL Gul'dan?
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>>49351378
The winner end up being Arthas after he single handily defeats Bolvar and reunite with Kel'thuzad, all the while bringing the bants
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>>49352365
>I just want to be back with Kel'thuzad sempai desu
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>>49351340
>We could find the Skull of Gul'dan
Gul'dank's using it as a belt buckle
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DK MU Gul'Dan when?
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>>49352365
Next expansion, the Ebon blade gets to join Arthas as he and Kel go about bantering the Legion and Naga to death.
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>>49349560
Because big /fit/ bitches and

val'kyr
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>>49352365
Arthas should've been consumed by Ner'zhul.

Lich King Arthas was a mistake
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>>49352866
Them joining into one being would have been the best thing to have happen.
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>>49353080
Maybe we would've gotten something that wasn't the meme king then
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>>49353189
Naturally. I don't think anyone wants Arthas the meme back, they want Arthas the Knight of Bants.
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>>49349656
Factions were (mostly) a mistake.
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>>49352365
>>49353235

>Illustrious dreadlords, I've come back to reclaim my kingdom. It looks as though even the special place in hell Uther said was meant for me couldn't handle me.

>When I said I intended to live forever, I meant it.
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>>49353235
>Arthas reforms the Knights of the Ebon Blade into the Knights of Ebin Bants.
>First thing he tries to do is have Ebin Hold form an alliance with Archmeme Khadgar's Bouncy Castle in the Sky.

>their combined bants BTFO the Legion and Void Lords
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>>49354072
>Tichondrious, we both seem quite unable to stay dead. Thankfully, I am here now to ensure you get to experience it... in its entirety.
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>>49354118
Man, I wish that instead of Darion throwing away his life in Light's Hope to try and nab Tirion's corpse, they just decide to rez Arthas.

>He has his soul again, so he can actually feel remorse for his actions, but isn't emo about it
>His time being tortured in the Void makes him aware of the true enemy
>Wonders at the irony of how Sylvanas is basically the Lich Queen, and Kael basically copied him "Looks like we not only had the same taste in women, but also in life choices"


And most importantly
>still has the bants

Am I a bad person if I want this? As for a weapon, I'd give him Shadowmourne.
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>>49351213
Guldan, please stop posting this, its sad now
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>>49349845
Reminder that Vanilla Wow should have been
Alliance: High Elves, Dwarves, Gnomes, Humans
Horde: Orcs, Trolls, Tauren, Goblins

With Night Elves and Forsaken being part of a neutral faction that can join either Pandaria style.
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>>49354206
I probably still would be playing legion if that had happened.

Fuck imagine the conversations with post Garrosh Jaina and Sylvanas.Kel'Thurzard making his grand re-entry into world affairs.

Or even Anduin. There could have been a whole thing with Arthas talking about how he once knew someone just like Anduin and how he needed to be careful not to let his passions control him.

Missed opportunity.
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>>49354364
i'm down for this, considering i had to sit on being a goblin till cata, which was shit.
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>>49354364
Would have made the most sense. People would have bitched about not being able to play as a zombie though.
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>>49349560
Humans. WoW humans are the perfect waifu and since I quit it years ago, no other game has come close to matching their perfection.
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>>49354364
>Illidari and scourge/EB as factions
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>>49354364
I kind of like this but, I doubt the Nightselves would like the orcs or the trolls at all. I can understand them getting along with the Tauren though since they both love nature.

At this point in WoW i question the requirement for major factions - they've had to join together to fight some major evil so many times the PCs may as well just be freelance mercs/adventurers.
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>>49354108
>Druids learn how to use the aspect of the frog
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>>49354597
>HEY KID
>LET ME IN. I'M THE KING OF LORDAERON. DON'T YOU BELIEVE IN LORDAERON?
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>>49355341
Illadin reestablishes his business selling super demon vitality and talking about the worldwide druid conspiracy.

Baine becomes a big guy and through that, warchief.
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>>49350718
The reason the tauren have such a low rate of fucking themselves is because they are so slow to change and even then only in dire need prefering compromising to remain the same, otherwise they just take stuff as it comes and are glad for the blessings of the earth mother. Quite hobbitlike in attitude to the world if u needed an archetype, very much tied to the earth.

Cairne was far less like this than most tauren but he was still bound by this attitude and so i think he could have made a good warchief but i do not foresee a tauren superpower any time soon because they just dont have the expansionist attitude for it.
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>>49355518
My main beef with Baine was in one of the novels or short stores or whatever where he tried to make peace with the quillboar.
Quilboar have been killing and encroaching on Tauren land since forever
They get worse after the cataclysm
Instead of fighting and wiping them out he gets the Druids to summon a fucking river to appease them
They're still slaughtering the fuck out of Tauren in the starting area
Baine pulled a shot at appeasement and it worked exactly as well as it did when Europe tried it with Germany leading up to WW2
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>>49354364
Back in The Frozen Throne Illidan pretty much had a faction, Blood Elves, Naga and Broken. Add Forsaken for the fourth race.
Add Goblins to the Horde.
Three factions are much better than two.
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>>49354206
no, you are a better person than kosak.
should have made the memecomic anon.
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>>49355353
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>>49355675
Genocide is for orcs. Cairne should have asked Garrosh to wipe them out, after which his green buddies will revert back to their victim complex.
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>>49354364
I'd support this, I just wanna play a High Elf already.
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Sylvanas did nothing wrong and will be an excellent Warchief.
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>>49356603
Sylvanas will join the Legion to cheat death.
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>>49349812
Naga have no difficulties being mounted, trust me
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>>49356603
She'll be the best warchief of my dick!
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>>49356695
t. Kosak
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>>49356648
Does everybody else think this? Was my final thought after finishing Stormheim. Hopefully that tosser Nathanos will join her.
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>>49356659
Y-y-you're talking about female nagas right anon?
And your dick.
Riiiiiight?
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>>49356724
It's clear she's desperate to stay out of Hell. I wouldn't be surprised if she fell to her knees and begged Gul'dan not to kill her, or threw a tantrum like a 16 year old rich girl because another plan fell apart.
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>>49356724
The penultimate raid encounter will be the tomb of Sargeras. Titan empowered Greymane squares off against Legion Sylvanas, Varians ghost whirlwinds through the encounter while Anduin, Velen and Illidan prepare to fire the Exodar at Argus.
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>>49356761
I think you mean Greymane, Avatar of Elune
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>>49356820
>Greymane
>Chosen of one of the gods

I can get behind that. After all he's been through, he earned it.
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>>49356761
So long as that fuck Nathanos dies I really don't care who powers up Genn. Honestly I've never encountered a game character that made me loathe it so quickly.
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>>49356724
Nope, da spirits said to Vol'jin that she'll save the Horde. It'll turn out that he did something right in the end. You'll see.
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>>49356820
That's even better!
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>>49357026
>implying it's not entirely possible for Bwonsamdi to have been pulling his leg
>implying the Loa don't do that sort of thing all the time for giggles
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>>49357042
He was really out of it too. Maybe he missed the part where they say 'DON'T' before 'trust Sylvanas'.
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>>49356603
she'll be the best warchief of the Shadowlands, after Bolvar sends her there
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>>49356835
>>49357040
>Greymane going full retard with wolf form 24/7 and hastily training his "druidic" skills
There must always be a log'osh
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>>49357019
How so?
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>>49357149
after doing nothing from BC to WoD he suddenly becomes a giant fucking faggot in Legion because "muh banshee queen"
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>>49357091
I'd lose my shit if next xpac we fight the voidlords and DKs get together with the LK as the scourge since they're pretty much immune to old god mambo bajambo.

And one of the classhalls thing is to kill Nathos and steal his body and soul to bait sylvannas in a group of DKs+necromancers (new class).


But we all know sylvannas cannot DIRECTLY lose only not get 100% of what she wants, ie not getting her immortality for now.
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>>49357026
>da spirits said to Vol'jin that she'll save the Horde
>first thing she does as Warchief is fuck off and kidnap a god so she can keep being immortal

Thank the spirits, the Horde is saved
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>>49357230
Wonder if this is going to come back and bite her in the arse, you'd hope so at least. The Vykrul don't seem like they'd be too happy with someone who fucks with their gods.
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>>49357270
I thought the being she had captured was going to squash her like a bug.

But it didn't.
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>>49357149
It was like being stuff with a passive aggressive orbiter who hadn't realized the girl didn't like him.

I felt like Barney Stinson hanging out with Ted in season 1 of how I met your Mother
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>>49357270
>Sylvanas
>suffering consequences for her actions

o u
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>>49357296
She likes him tho.
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>>49357270
>>49357230

Ok, I want to ask, was that scene clunky for everyone? When I did it, Horde side, my character and Sylvanas walk into the hall, screen went dark, then [SCENE MISSING] and suddenly Eyir was already bound up kneeling on the ground and Sylvanas had her lamp out.

Did I miss something? Like even just some in-game text where we go stand in front of Eyir and she goes "oi who r u" and sylvanas goes "hey bitch guess what"?
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>>49357383
Yeah I had the same issue
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>>49357383
>too hot for live internets
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>Kaldorei? You disgrace a glorious past, hiding in trees and cloaking yourselves in false piety. You have grown as savage as the trolls that skulk about your forests.
>Quel'dorei? You are peasants playing at nobility, all too willing to mingle with lesser races that dilute your bloodline. You are unworthy of the name high elves.
>Sin'dorei? Of all the elves, I thought you might understand the choice I made to save my people. Instead, you ally with misfits and monsters.
>Each of you has debased your proud lineage. Each of you has forgotten the ancient power that is our birthright.
>But Suramar remembers! We are the Nightborne, last of the true elves. The rest of you are hollow echoes of our greatness.
>Behold this motley throng in which the rebels put their faith.
>Let this failed rebellion be a lesson to any that would stand against the shal'dorei!


Reminder that if you play an elf you play a degenerate.
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>>49357634
Nightborne are world-traitors.
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>>49357699
This. All Night borne will hang. Praise Odyn.
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>>49357634
around elves, watch yourselves
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>>49357634
>you ally with misfits and monsters
>says the bitch who allied with the fucking legion
lol ok
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>>49357634
>playing a mutant

What did you expect mon?
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>>49357801

Azshara wanted Sargeras' dick, she didn't fuck monsters so Sargeras couldn't have been a monster.
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>>49357295
Yeah its weird how Not Freya's decided this means All Mortals Suck when one saved her glowing golden ass.
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>>49354364
unfortunately, Humans, Nelfs and H(b)elfs would still remain the most popular races, meaning vanilla would be incredibly unbalanced. The whole reasons why belfs were introduced was to remedy vanilla's problem where 40-50% of the realms player base usually consisted of 2 races. Also, lorewise i really can't see Forsaken being accepted into the alliance. I could swallow the horde pill, but not the alliance one

but i really wish High Elves were a playable alliance race
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>>49357739
I think Odyn is the coolest. I pity the other classes who can't enjoy Valhalla with us.
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>>49358109
>enjoying things
>not suffering well
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>>49358159
>>not riding shiny and chrome
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>>49358055

Heck, just make it 'Elves' for the Alliance and let people pick skin colour.

Bam, done.
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>>49358224
Skins should be a thing for most, if not all races. Mag'har for Orcs, Broken for Draenei, or even voice files for humans who want to be from Lordaeron or Gilneas without playing a Worgen.
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>>49358159
Implying I want to suffer with Bolivar when he is ocupping a throne he doesn't deserve.
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>>49358263
>or even voice files for humans who want to be from Gilneas without playing a Worgen
You know, Gilnean humans could be easily implemented by just making them not automatically shapeshift to Worgen in combat.
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>>49358263
>voice files for humans who want to be from Lordaeron
You mean Forsaken?
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>>49358286
True but I mean uninfected Gilneans. Those who were beyond the wall when it went up. A lot of roleplayers like playing Second War era chaps, myself included as I played WCII a lot back in the day.
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>>49358312
Those who are still living. Not undead supernazis.
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>>49358338
So like a handful who were out of town when Arthas decided he wants an army?
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>>49358365
Basically. Lordaeron was the largest nation after Stormwind kicked the bucket, so even a handful out of its population could still prove to be a lot. I don't know if there were stats kept or even given, but there had to be a few thousand that escaped as soon as shit went down.

Besides, only you and your friends characters are really canon anyway.
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>>49357634
That's some high talk coming from degenerate troll mutants.
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>>49351213
>>needing to rape at all

Git plz.. Puny 'ummies need not apploy.
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>>49353235
Implying those aren't one and the same
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>>49357383

Yeah. And on top of it, I must have missed what the fuck the lamp was, so I was really having a "u wot m8?" Through the whole thing.
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>>49357634
>>Quel'dorei? You are peasants playing at nobility, *all too willing to mingle with lesser races that dilute your bloodline*.

This shal'dorei knows what's up.

Half-breeds were a mistake.
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>>49358771
A sexy mistake.
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So, on a scale of 1-10, how much is Xe'ra Kil'jaden?
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>>49359007

If orcs can make halfbreeds with draenei, can elves too?
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>>49356724
>>49356749
I can't wait for the canon to prove you wrong. Your tears will be delicious.
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>>49357270
I'm pretty sure that the seeming missing scene with Helya is going to prove Sylvanas dindu nuffin wong. Just wait for it.
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>>49357408
I mean, it did have some great femdom vibes.
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>>49359349
And in the end, that's all that matters.

Also, I have a question: have people been whining about Sylvanas like this since vanilla? Or did it just start up in Cata? It seems no matter what she does or no matter how she does it (or, hell, even if she's not doing anything at all) people still argue about her. Why is that?
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>>49359411
People whined because there were Garithos apologists back then as well, back when they were wrong.

Fortunately, no one cared, because Sylvanas ultimately wasn't important enough to be worth it
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>tfw no Warden armor available in game and no Chakram hidden appearance for survival hunters

I wish Wardens were the class for legion instead of Meme hunters.

Of course it would never work since they'd be nelf only.
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>>49359635
I've been think about that, and thought maybe you could combined them with Spell Breakers. They're also plate-wearing elf melee class with magical abilities. You could make one spec focused more on Warden-like things and another on Spell Breaker things.
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>>49359635
>Deviantart logo obscuring the pucci region

damn them
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>>49359684
Wardens for Alliance and Spell Breakers for Horde would be top tier but the time for something like that has long passed. I mostly just want wardens because I think their design is 10/10.
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>>49359250
>DK
>Don't become silly puddy when she touches me
9/10.
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>>49359635
They should just make DH, DK(Both who only joins alliance or horde because (yo, your race this. They'll never know. Suffer well!/WHAT HAVE U GIVEN ?!)), necros and wardens as neutral classes like pandas.
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>>49359789
Aren't all classes neutral?
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>>49359250
Hope it is cuz its alot better then what its painting to be
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>>49359250
73/10
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>>49359411
It didn't get really crazy until WotLK when the Forsaken most visibly moved away from their inital vanilla, "We're dead and free, what now?" concept and into, "We'll get revenge on E V E R Y O N E." face. Sylvanis started acting more and more like a cult leader, shit like Wraithgate happened and she got away with it...

I like Sylvanis. I like her as the Horde's, well, Genn. A lancer who doesn't have her faction's best interest at heart always and helps keep the conflict going. The problem is she gets away with some real supervillain shit a lot and outside of Garrosh consistently having her number she's gotten away with it and even got appointed the leader of the Horde by vague spirits only to immediately ditch it for a bid for personal immortality. and she lost it, which is GREAT, but I dunno where she's gonna go now because she's THE boss instead of A boss who can get chastised and/or forgiven.

tldr; She acts like a villain but doesn't get a villain's comeuppance until very recently which is where a lot of the resentment came from. Its just people reacting to a heel building heat.
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>>49359250
Would save expansion/10
Seriously, would be glorious whiplash on the fanbase and really make people feel the menace of a deceiver like K'J
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>>49359411
People didn't really whine because, while she acted like a villain and was preparing her own version of the plague, she never actually DID anything. It was only after she started doing things and getting away with it did it start to upset people. It's just kicked into overdrive now that she's being rewarded for stupid reasons despite all the horrible shit she does.
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>>49360072
Would it though? It seems most people expect Xe'ra to be the ruse cruise admiral.
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>>49357270
It will

When the vrykul are so pissed off at the horde that they'll join the alliance
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>>49358055
>>49355172

>Also, lorewise i really can't see Forsaken being accepted into the alliance
I'd have them be Lordaeron citizens who actually want to cure themselves and still worship the Light and everything despite being Undead. They'd cover themselves in bandages to hide their shameful appearance. They'd stand in contrast with Sylvanas' Forsaken who accept that there is no cure and don't try to hide their affliction from the world.

As for the Night Elves, there could be some sort of societal split where the ones who are sick of the Druids and Priestess' being passive pussies go south of Ashenvale and join the Horde and/or Alliance. The ones that join the Horde would get Demonhunters and the ones that join the Alliance get Wardens as individual classes.

But hey, I'm just spouting ideas that will never happen.
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>>49360070
I really only think she acts like a villain to the Alliance. Really, she has been almost nothing but respectful and helpful to the Horde pc. She looks out for her own interests, and by extension the Horde's. But she wages total warfare against the Alliance, so imo this has made opinions of her very divided based on faction split.
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>>49360182
But the only thing those Night Elves from down south would be sick of those priests and druids being passive about would be them not doing everything ought against the incursions of the Horde. They'd have no reason to join the assholes who keep attacking them and their forest.

Horde can get Nightborne.
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>>49360126
I think they prefer than Illidan dindu nuffin wrong he a good chosen boy.
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>>49360221
Er. Hit submit too soon. Horde could get Night borne, Alliance could get Moose Tauren because they also have a strong history with Malorne, Cenarius and Malfurion.
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>>49360221
The whole Horde keeps logging Ashenvale despite numerous protest thing only really happens becaus ethey needed a reason for the NElfs to join the Alliance. If they'd have remained a neutral faction (with players being able to join either race like Pandaren), that wouldn't have been needed.
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>>49359635
First, Demon Hunters are neat.

Secondly, come on, man, at least put some effort into it. Call them Memon Hunters.
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>>49354364
Goblin wasn't a playable race, and after the second war, they've stopped chosing sides.

High Elves were in outlands, and I really doubt they would trust the alliance again, after what Garithos done to them. On top of that, there was their conflict with the night elves.

Forsaken being accepted on Alliance? pffffff
Night elves on the same faction as the orcs, taurens, and undeads? pfffffffff
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>>49360723
>their conflict with the night elves.

That was 7000 years ago, and Kael and Malfurion/Tyrande/Maiev were cordial to each other.
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>>49360768
So am I the only one of the opinion that Maiev is the oldest night elf alive?
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>>49360768
Malfurion is cordial with everyone
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>>49360768
and Maiev was a liar bitch
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>>49360797
Malfurion was already several thousand years old when Azshara wanted that Titancock, so that's pretty unlikely.
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>>49360797
No. I think this, too. Malfurion, Illidan, and Tyrande more or less grew up together. All three are considered young during the War of the Ancients. By this time, Maiev was a senior priestess in the Sisterhood of Elune. I always felt like she was supposed to be older than Tyrande, who was a newer initiate. She's obviously older than Jarod. Though I suppose that some of the newer nelfs in Val'sharah might be older than her. But of the five named, I think she is the eldest.
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>>49360915
No he wasn't. His age was retconned in Chronicle, vol. 1. The nelfs as a race are only 15-16k old now, iirc. Malf was considered young, inexperienced, but talented.
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>>49360915
He was actually, like, 20. This was confirmed in Chronicle. He was a young adult, and nelfs age at about the same rate as humans up to maturity.
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>>49361058
Well, retcons are retcons.

Still holding out for the retcon that makes Saurfang 40 years younger and ready to be warchief
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>>49360869
She didn't lie at that point in nelf campaign. It would've been the mission after than.
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>>49360869
Tyrande is a dumb shit who deserved it.
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>>49361102
It was more like clearing up an inconsistency. Some sources said he was around 5000, others said he was decades old in wota. Chronicle picked the latter.
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>>49356603

Doesn't she have a rather nasty case of dry skin?
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>>49357634

Oh shit, I just realized that the Nightborne are the dark elves that were first mentioned in the Warcraft RPG ages ago. It's actually cool Blizzard still remembers that stuff.
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>>49361229
Not according to every official art of her. But her body temperature probably does sit below 60 degrees. Maybe colder. Hell, maybe staying cold combined with magic is what's kept her so well preserved.
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>>49350718
And yet they were still getting wiped out by fucking needlepigs, horseguys, and birdsluts when Thrall and the Horde rolled into Kalimdor. They can't out compete some of the most primitive races in the setting, despite the advantages you listed. The Highmountain tribes weren't able to deal with the drogbar in ten thousand years, either.
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>>49361276
According to Shadow of the Sun, her skin is deteriorating. Some of it is all cracked and noticeably rotting. That story took place right before Wrath, so maybe now the val'kyrs do some stuff to keep her from getting worse/slow down the process. I wouldn't say she's perfect like all her arts suggest though.
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>>49361369
That story was also a fanfiction. It won a contest and became canon. It wouldn't surprise me if the writer got some details wrong. Iirc, she also said that Sylvanas's hair was dark and her eyes glowed white, which is clearly not the case.
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>>49360325
Horde are still cunts who killed their demigod. There isn't any good reason for night elves to ever join them.
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>>49361326
The Highmountain and the Drogbar are normally supposed to live in a mostly mutualistic relationship. They don't usually interact much, what's with one group living deep underground, but trade with each other some stuff they wouldn't be able to make themselves.
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>>49360221
Aside from the whole lumberjacking thing NE and 3/4 vanilla horde races are culturally closer than every alliance race and NE.
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>>49361404
>gets slaughtered by a bunch of red backwaters
Some demigod
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>>49361276
60 degrees? Fuck she's burning.
Or do you mean those weird murrican metrics that only they use?
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>>49360931
According to the Warcraft 3 manual, Malf and Illidan are each just over 15000 years old. Tyrande is just over 13000 years old. 2000 year difference.
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>>49361436
Why the fuck would I use your trash measurements, Eurofag?
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>>49361437
And according to the Sundering, he was 20ish. Chronicle says this, too, and it is the official canon
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>>49361437
>now have the mental image of malf and Illidan looking at Tyrande, waiting until the pussy is ripe.
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>>49361400

This is probably as close to canon depiction of her skin as we get.
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>>49361400
Well, the original canon was that Sylvanas is a banshee who just happened to possess her own body and had been stringing it along like a meat marionette. Would make sense for it to be deteriorating and that would give some urgency to her character. That her vessel in this world has a time limit, which would help build empathy for her plight to avoid Super Hell.
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>>49361437
It's not canon anymore. Chronicle1 says he, Tyrande, Jarod, and Illidan were but wee tots.
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>>49361504
Yeah, I'm going with the hd rendering over a fanfiction. Her skin isn't cracked or dry looking in the hires textures they use for her cgi model.
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>>49361510
Is she supposed to be more vulnerable as a banshee?
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>>49361510
It's still canon that she is puppeting her body like a meatsuit. But she uses a combination of demon magic and necromancy to keep it preserved. This magic also makes it tougher than normal.
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>>49361539
I don't know. I think she just doesn't like being incorporeal. It probably makes her feel less like a monster and more like herself when she posesses her old body.
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>>49361539

If she actually was a banshee still she wouldn't be bound to her body and would have gotten out when Godfrey shot her for instance. There was something special in the way she got her body back, she was stabbed full of holes the day she died but not a scar remains of that etc
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>>49361510
>>49361549
That's why the whole
>get shot in face
>sacrifice val'kyr to rez
thing sounded retarded imo. As as banshee she should be fine even without a body. All they needed was to reconstruct her face, and they require several val'kyrs to do some plastic surgery tier shit?

The fucking writers seem to forget that the first time she needed rez was because she died in contact with literal old god blood and was trapped in super hell.
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>>49361620
I think this has to be the case, yeah. While it states in several places she can shed her body, it seems that if she doesn't do so intentionally, enough damage to her physical form still thrusts her into the afterlife. That, or the gun was enchanted.
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>>49361658
This. I'm positive they just put that whole"shot in the head" thing in for shock value, and to show players who ddon't read the stories what the val'kyr can do.
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>>49361490
Are you a bad enough dude to wait 2000 years to legally crush childhood friend puss?
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>>49355341
>Druids
>Aspect
Normies etc. REEEE and all thst
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>>49361830
It's a bit fucked up to be honest
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>>49361849
Eh, cultural relativism.
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>>49361873
Man Thrall's mouth is fucking gross.
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>>49361905
It's not Thrall because of the lack of blue eyes.
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>>49361873
Ok.
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>>49361922
I think that's supposed to be Grom. You can see the black chin, but it's hard to tell whether it's supposed to be Grom's trademark tattoo, or just stubble.
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>>49361945

4/10, got me to respond
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>>49361873
Only an orc with the right level of smug could possibly do that.
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>>49361975
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>>49361970
Yay! Look at how helpful I'm being!
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>>49362006
>Garry
>smug
He's just an over-compensating little baby.
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>>49361948
He's wearing the black plate armor though, so I assumed it was Ogrim Doomhammer
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>>49361873
>>49362516
The model is Thrall the drawing is Grom.
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Tomorrow morning, my players will be visiting Ironforge and they will meet Anduin as a child, weeks after the disappearance of Varian. The players are more or less oblivious abou the plot about Onyxia (they joined wow during Cataclysm). I want them to not be able to differenciate if Lady Prestor is a good or evil character. I decided to change her looks just to avoid them saying "LOL! THAT WAS THAT ONYXIA BITCH IN THE THRONE ROOM!".

Appart of that, what would be interesting ways to make them not knowing if trust or not Prestor? Not the "I am super goody-two-shoes but, suddenly BAM! I am a bitch". But more like, they don't know if sheis evil or just doing what it would be done.

Appart of that, some real life actor which would be a good face for child Anduin? I thought about young Anakin from the Phantom Menace, but I don't know if there would be a better fit.
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>>49361444
Because the whole world uses them, aside from murrica and the island apes.
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>>49361873
I miss the wc3 and tft horde.
And the dickish tft alliance.
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>>49363436
>dickish tft alliance

To be fair on the Alliance, Garithos was an isolated element who was in command by virtue of him being the highest ranking survivor. And Daelin Proudmoore was acting on his own authority as Kul Tiras' sovereign, not in his authority of Grand Admiral of the Alliance.
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>>49361873
Honestly, the orcs are in dire need of a new character becoming a capable leader to succeed Saurfang at some point. Rexxar probably passed on the chance more than a couple times and remains a probable longer, and Nazgrel is a literal who at this point, given his inaction since TBC.
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>>49363334
>Appart of that, what would be interesting ways to make them not knowing if trust or not Prestor? Not the "I am super goody-two-shoes but, suddenly BAM! I am a bitch". But more like, they don't know if sheis evil or just doing what it would be done.
the same way it happened in vanilla

she makes perfectly rational decisions that fuck everyone over, so no one can tell if she's evil or incompetent, and is afraid to find out because she's basically the queen
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>>49363334
As far as Prestor goes, just make her a snooty aristocrat who really doesn't want anything to do with the dirty murderhoboes that Bolvar keeps dragging before the young Prince.
Don't make her go out of the way to be mean to the party, she just too good to be bothered by them.

And for young Anduin, try Haley Joel Osmont. Has the big dopey eyes like Jake Lloyd, but you could actually take him seriously when he said he saw dead people.
Hair's not quite right, but a few touches in photoshop can fix that.
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>>49361326
Did you ignore the whole questline in highmountain saying that Drogbar were trade partners with the highmountain tauren for 10k years or did you just go "hurr durr stupid tauren can't beat drogbar"
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>>49364437
he sounds like a typical butthurt Alliance player so he probably didn't do any zones except Stormheim and then canceled his sub to go jack off to GreymanexSylvanas porn
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>>49364836
>>Alliance
>>butthurt
lel
The Horde has been butthurt for months now. I'd actually feel bad for them if they didn't have it coming for a long time.
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>>49364885
>implying both sides aren't constantly butthurt
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>>49364898
In a way, yes, but the Horde has just been getting booty bothered like never before. The Horde's pride and dignity died with Garrosh.
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>>49364885
>and in Orgrimmar they are lynching negros, comrade
fuck the Alliance and the Horde, Scourge master race
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>>49364885
>>49364911

What are they bitching about?
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>>49364915
>Scourge
>not Old Gods

ALL THINGS, ALL PLACES HAVE SOULS, ALL SOULS CAN BE EATEN
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>>49364923
The fact that their warchief is yet again a complete douche, but even more so than the last one

Vol'Jin doesn't even count
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>>49364923
Vol'jin "literally who" the Warchief, Sylvanas "What war crimes?" Windrunner replacing him, Garrosh going off the deep end, bleeding racial leaders like nobodies business, the Broken Shore undoubtedly being about the Alliance.
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>>49354809

Truth.

Elfs are drooled over but human masterrace has the proper weight distribution that I you want in your waifu.

Although female draenei have the best breasts, with belf close second.
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>>49365022
belfs have the breasts of 10 year old boys
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>>49365022
But who has the best booty? That's what counts.

>>49365050
???
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>>49365072
spacegoast for ass and for leg to ass ratio night elves and orc females
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>>49365072
>But who has the best booty?
val'kyr>humans>nelfs>belfs
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>>49364911
>but the Horde has just been getting booty bothered like never before.

Yeah, let's just pretend that hardcore Alliance fanboys haven't been screaming constantly since Cataclysm.

Alliance fanboys really have no right to try and be smug. You guys are the biggest crybabies in the community.
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>>49365072
>But who has the best booty?
Tyrande.
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>>49365094
>>We will end you
You could literally feel the hot rage coming from Horde players. There was more salt than when Bernie Sanders dropped out. And it's just been getting worse for them ever since.
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>>49365138
>Horde players crying since the end of MoP
>Alliance players crying since start of Cata

Technically, Alliance players have been crying since WotLK. It's just that it truly became the recognizable shit it is today during Cata, when there was constant crying about getting fucked by the Horde.

Alliance players still cry, even when things start taking a turn for the better. In this threads alone, you can find Alliance "posters" crying about Sylvanas, orcs, Garrosh, or whatever Horde-related thing traumatized them to the point that they became a broken record.
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>>49365198
>criticizing the game is "crying"
You can always tell the horde babies by how much the whine when people criticize their waifu or husbando.
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>>49365359
Honestly I tend to play both factions about evenly but even I've been getting annoyed by the sheer amount of alliance wanking about Genn
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>>49365413
As a mostly horde player, Genn quickly became the only alliance leader I can bother to give a shit about.
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>>49365413
>the sheer amount of alliance wanking about Genn
>Greymane and the Alliance PC save Eyir from getting femdom'd for eternity
>she still thinks they aren't worthy of the Halls of Valor
how will they ever recover lads?
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I just want KT to come back in legion and make funny quips with his super hot voice. Is that so much to ask for? I know hes not dead-dead.
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>>49365486
>tfw you get Amal'thazad as a follower but not Kel
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>>49365484
To clarify a bit I could probly deal with all the gennposting if it didn't lead to large parts of the threads devolving into the weird passive aggressive arguments between the alliance players and the horde sylvanas waifuists
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>>49365359
>>criticizing the game is "crying"

Ah, some good old intellectual dishonesty. You and I both know that screaming about Horde bias at the top of your lungs for years isn't real criticism. It's just really loud crying.

I don't care about Sylvanas or Garrosh, so I find your post incredibly amusing in that respect.

>horde babies

Really proving you are totally mature and not at all a big crybaby.
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>>49349725
>>49348353
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>>49350849
>>49350718
>flaming tauren panda fights
.... can't .... reply.... too busy laughing
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>>49365413
Considering Horde players still masturbate furiously over Garrosh, Genn wank is small time.
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>>49365525
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>>49365620
>Considering Horde players still masturbate furiously over Garrosh

Alliance players still masturbate over Garithos and Daelin Proudmoore and have done so before Garrosh was ever introduced into the story.
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According to this thread WOW is the worlds largest MMOERG
and if thats the case and everyone masturbates to every character then why kinkshame el em ay oh.
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>>49365620
I never understood that. I couldn't stand Garrosh when he was in charge
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>>49365749
That's just an ironic extension of /tg/'s classic "Humanity Fuck Yeah" memetic mindset.

>>49365855
13 year old kids think he's so badass because he talks so tough.
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>>49364953
We don't. Hand over the blood.

>old gods btfo
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>>49365050
Does she count?
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>>49365050
You and your friends must have had serious gyno issues as children.
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>>49366548
God damn. She's so delicious. Why does she have to be dead? I can't get it up for dead things.
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>>49365556
Not him.

It can be real criticism. If there are instances of it in the game. Get off the high horse pal. Your opinion isnt the only one.

>ur a baby
>nah uh u r
>that's exactly what a baby would say
Jesus fuck stop this.
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>All this red vs blue arguing itt

Come off it. We're all bias. Can we just play this fucking game? Everyone log on. I want to kill you in the Underbelly.
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>>49349812
Plainsrunning.
Err, plainsslithering?
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Wonder how things would go if it stopped being a race war and you could choose your Race and your Faction.
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>>49366980
I'd still be Horde. Alliance are a bunch of pussies
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>>49367030
Amen.

Though, to be fair, Varian was kind of a baddass at the Broken Shore.
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>>49367117
A badass idiot is still an idiot
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>>49367204
Still better than anything the horde had or has.
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>>49367261
Lies and slander.

For the Horde. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go skin some worgen and harvest bones at Ashran.
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>>49363926
>>49363947

Hmmm, not bad ideas. In fact, I think I will giving Katrana the real life common sense in contrast of in game common sense. Being the party verbally slapped in the face when she doesn't see like "something from paladins" to slaughter and assassinate some supposely evil-doers and plundering their corpses waiting to get some reward would make the trick, I think (and give some good jokes about Warcraft logic).
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>>49367338
The only reason I have Alliance characters is because most of my in person friends play Allies, the fuckers, and Stormwind is far, far, better than Orgrimmar.

I love the Horde but goddamn why isn't their capital city more than a glorified refugee camp after all this time.
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>>49367528
>and Stormwind is far, far, better than Orgrimmar.
True. Though, not gonna lie, I was lost as fuck the first time I entered Stormwind.

And if we're being honest, my favorite Horde city is actually Undercity.
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>>49367599
>gets lost in SW
>navigates the horde cities just fine
you fucking what. It's color coded, and the names of the districts actually make god damn sense. How could you get lost?
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>>49367635
It was literally my first days in WoW. I was, like, 12. Before that the only mmo I'd touched was Runescape.
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>>49367635
anarchists are out of their element in orderly places.

they can't live without squatting in the ditches and shitting on the streets.
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>>49367666
>horde can't poo in the loo
Makes more sense than it should.
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>>49367599

>Undercity

Undercity Best City
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>>49367689
It's true. My two favorite capitol cities in Undercity and Ironforge. But Undercity has the added bonus of the rich lore surrounding Lordaeron. I can just fly up and out of the sewers, turn around, and I see the fall of the kingdom all over again. It's beautiful.
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>>49366980
>choosing races other than human
>choosing factions other than footman
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>>49367725

Hell, I just loved it cos I loved Undead in WC3 (first time I played the campaign, I ended up starting the Undead campaign, like, a week before Hallowe'en. Fucking ACE)
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>>49367659
Criticism redacted.
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>>49367666
As you say satan. Something to do with orcish intellect no doubt.
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>>49367750
>Playing human in a high fantasy setting

Hold up there, partner, don't you think your mayonnaise and white bread sandwich might be a bit spicy for ya?
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>>49363436
Only good horde is WC2 horde. Anything later is noble savage bullshit and should be placed in the trash receptacle where it belongs.
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>>49367758
Noice
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>>49364836
>GreymanexSylvanas porn
I need examples, for purely studying now purposes
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>>49367689
>Not Silvermoon

Flying and reconstruction when?
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>>49365131
GANBATTE TYRANDE
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>>49368066
Wow look at this wrong opinion. How does it feel being incorrect?
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>>49367725
Didn't under city win an award for design at one point or something?
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>>49369716
>wanting reconstruction
enjoy your spikes and shit everywhere.
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>>49365092

Humans and belfs by far.
Dresses only makes it hotter.

Closest to THICC you can get, not counting pandaren because.. well it's a queen of furry hips
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>>49365934
The garithos and daelin memery comes as a criticism of blizzard writing that decide to override war3/tft's developments in favor of forcing more red vs blue shenanigans (despite larger antagonists), retroactively making these otherwise bigoted characters "right"
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>>49370063
>Implying I want Org style of reconstructing existing buildings

I meant for the parts destroyed by the Scourge. A fully restored Silvermoon should be nearly on par with Suramar, surpassing Stormwind as best city
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>>49367725
Undercity has always been my favorite city, the only issue is actually getting into/out of it being more annoying than thunder bluff. It just lacks a good center hangout area because that's taken up by the bank.
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>the Titan Aman'Thul made The Fist of Ra-Den out of a lightning bolt, stone and titan runes of containment according to the Words of Wind and Earth, then went through this long line of either being given to people or being stolen in some way shape or form including an elemental lord being an assclown
fuck me that thing is stupid strong, why is it such ass in game?
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>a weapon made by a race that all died off
>being relevant ever in the AGE OF MORTALS

Foolish child.
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>>49371060
I mean the lore for the Aldrachi warblades is that they were wielded by some badass from a race that had to be personally obliterated by Sargeras himself.

Most of the artifacts have a rich history that ultimately mean nil to those 8 basilisk chain stunning you.
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>>49371234
>implying warlocks have any place to talk with the staff of sargeras which is also a titan weapon and is arguably worse to use.
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>>49367528
Because blizzard sucks ally dick. And capitals from vanilla show this. Each alliance capital is far more detailed than any horde one.
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>There will NEVER be a storyline where Gazlowe takes over the Bilgewater Cartel from Gallywix in one epic goblin mecha fight

Sigh.
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>>49363790
I was refering more to what happened zu Alterac in wc2, many members leaving and not giving a shit when the scourge is coming.
They were ck2 with some fantasy races before, now it's all jolly cooperation vs. zeh evul horde.
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>>49371239
Yes? You called?
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>>49365855
Garrosh was the first interesting new character they introduced in wow. His journey from BC to Cata was engaging and interesting. Heck, when he throws one of his officers off a mountain in stonetalon for bombing civilians he became my top favourite asshole in the horde.

But the writing teams screwed it up, most of players hated him and blizz was too lazy to fix him, so he became orc hitler instead.

Thanks Kosak
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>>49371665
Not only that he was replaced by the worst kind of warchief, an utterly forgettable one that may as well have spoken with food in his mouth for how well he's understood.
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>>49371519
to be fair gallywix is a nasty fucker if he gets his way in a fight, in one of the AU's in a book he 1v1's fucking garrosh with one of his mechs and goes toe to toe in the fight.
though i like Gazlowe more and he honestly deserves it more then the fat fucking jew, Gallyjew in a battlefield of his choice would probably fuck up everybody alive in the horde right now something fierce, and thats not even him saying fuck it firing the goblin gun from hell and blowing up whatever faction thought it was a great idea to piss him off that day.
in all honesty the main reason he hasn't run off with the horde right now is because hes a fat fucking lazy piece of shit that simply doesn't care, he could literally nuke lordaeron and take out sylvannas and half of the alliance with that bullshit gun at any time really.
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>>49371239
I fucking hate this picture so much
people with DD breasts shouldn't have the face of a 6 year old child
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>>49369483
purely for studying purposes, hands above the waist at all times
https://forums.darknestfantasyerotica.com/index.php?threads/a-husbands-love.22894/
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>>49371987
Holy fuck if your child has a face like that, get a goddamn exorcist there IMMEDIATELY!
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>>49371994
My honest opinion? I can't take it seriously or find it sexy at all when everyone is so out of character and Genn is talking constantly like that.
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>>49372076
well I didn't write it, he just asked
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>>49372410
True.

Do you have any others?
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>>49371505
>blizzard sucks ally dicks
I laughed. Thanks for correcting the record.
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>>49370177
> belves
> thicc

They're build like twigs. Surely meant dorfs, although the updated model made their faces look fucked up.
Draenei are best, though. Big blue booty and built-in handlebars.
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>>49372474
not an argument

>>49372445
no, worgen in general are underused in smut as far as I've seen
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>>49372491
Goat is GOAT
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>>49372497

What about Arthas/ Sylvanas? I find this a potentially interesting topic to explore.
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>>49372539
>What about Arthas/ Sylvanas?
I've never looked, other than the one picture which gets posted here all the time and is technically SFW, I've never seen much
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>>49372539
>>49372574
Supposedly in Canon he tortured her for three days before finally putting her out of one misery and into another.
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>>49372491
>although the updated model made their faces look fucked up.
This

Fuck Blizzard for ruining my thicc qt femdorf healslut.
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>>49372604
Undead really shouldn't be capable of anything sexual to be honest, just varying levels of suffering. It demeans the condition otherwise. (mind you I was just curious if there was kinky smut somewhere). I've only ever play WC3 and there it was a literal case of:

>Let me die plz
>No
>Ahh why you do this I'll make you pay

So the whole 3 days thing is news to me.

Considering how popular forcing relationships between people who hate each other is I would have expected more of it than I've found, but there is only that one badly written fanfiction where they hook up when they're both alive.
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>>49372668
>I've only ever play WC3 and there it was a literal case of:
>>Let me die plz
>>No
>>Ahh why you do this I'll make you pay
>So the whole 3 days thing is news to me.
I think it's a retcon from a book
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>>49372682
Sounds about right. I've got no real desire to read anymore Golden either, so I guess I'll just continue in Ignorance.
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>>49372668
>Undead really shouldn't be capable of anything sexual
Tell that to the female Forsaken's /flirt emotes.
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>>49372682
>I think it's a retcon from a book
At some point, Blizzard said that all official publications were canon
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>>49366980
>not saving the azeroth
I obey the lich king.
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>>49372797
DEVILISH
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>>49372990
Past tense, anon. Blizzard is terrible at decisions
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>>49372574
>Arthas/Sylvanas smut
If it exists and is in character, it's probably him brutally raping her before he killed her. I don't think I could fap to that.
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>>49372497
Take a look at the main devs and story writers. Last I checked they were horde fan boys. Nuff said.
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>>49373181
>Legion is literally catered to Alliance
>cries about Horde bias
Apexis kekkel, m8
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>>49373181
>Jaina abandons the Broken Shore
>she dindu nuffin, they probably were blocking her teleportation even though all her other magic worked
>Sylvanas clearly signals a retreat and then evacuates as many soldiers as possible
>REEEEEEEE GAS THE HORDE RACE WAR NOW
it's ok when humans do it
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>>49373280
But Sylvanas is a wicked evil nasty banshee who gets away with anything and clearly the only reason why anyone likes her is fanwank waifuism, right guys?

/sarcasm
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>>49373358
No one denied that. They're saying she legitimately had to retreat in that scenario. Jaina had no excuse.
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>>49373358
I hate Sylvanas but I honestly can't put blame on her when everyone clearly heard the retreat horn.
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>>49373280
Yeah, their position was SO dangerous that Baine could casually walk away while carrying a full grown Orc.
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>>49373434
because of the sacrifice of brave Horde soldiers who could have been saved themselves if a certain (((archmage))) was present at the battle
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>>49373384
No one here was (at this moment, anyway) but in other parts of the internet people make the darndess arguments to try and put blame on her for the Broken Shore.
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>>49373606
>Go to broken shore horde cinematic
>Scroll down
>Alliance fuckbois everywhere
By the light
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>>49373241
I'll admit, I haven't played legion at all yet. Cut me some slack on that front eh?
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>>49373280
>clearly signals a retreat.
To the horde.

Not even a 'we're being overrun, given our history i figured i should let you know we are not abandoning lol'.
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>>49374144
>>49373280
To the Jaina point. Yea idk where she was. Probably doing dreadlord things. That's less an alliance issue and more of a Jaina issue at this point given her record.
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>>49374144
It doesn't matter if they were retreating because they are being overrun or because they betrayed them.
Ally saw and heard horde retreat so they should've called for a retreat the second they saw their support fucking retreat.

Blizz writing is stupid sometimes
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