Every member of your favourite 40k faction gets the same ran

>>49307141
Way to go op, you have made me give the entire imperial guard the power to nullify contracts.

Contact nullification: The user can nullify contracts, oaths and promises that have been made, allowing them to be free from the terms made in them and not be punished for breaking those terms whatsoever. Essentially, the user can break the rules of the contract whenever or however they want.

So now the entire imperial military can just say fuck it to the rules. I guess the imperium is going to splitter and die now.

Shit

>>49307188
Also commissars everywhere shoot themselves because they have no rules to enforce.

>>49307188
>>49307188
I will try again.

God damn it now the guard have a love aura.

Love aura: The user can generate aura of love that can amplify/induce passion on beings inside their aura and gain power from the emotions.

So the universe becomes one great hippy orgy and then falls to slannesh.

I'm beginning to think giving billions and billions of guardsmen a super power is a bad idea.

Also what happens when a million guardsmen do the care bear love beam at a ork wagh of hive fleet? Are they overcome by the power of love?

I will try again as this is a bad power like the first.

Blood Angels get:

"Psychic Torture
Power/Ability to:

Torture target mentally/spiritually

Dark magic twists and rips apart the very soul of Raven's enemy."

We maximum edgy now.

>>49307141
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Business_Intuition

Orks with business intuition. They might actually start collaborating in addition to fighting.

>Orks never merge! Orks acquire!

Emperor help us all.

The Space Marines all collectively get this http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pure_Solar_Manipulation

They are now glorious warriors of the Sun, their radiance blinding their enemies as they storm across the Galaxy, claiming it for the empire

>>49307389
3rd times the charm.
Cockatrice Physiology

User with this ability either is or can transform into Cockatrice (Old French cocatris, from medieval Latin calcatrix, a translation of the Greek ichneumon, meaning tracker), essentially a two-legged dragon or serpent-like creature with a cock's head and varying levels of other avian features, such as wings. It has the reputed ability to kill people by either looking at them — "the death-darting eye of Cockatrice" — touching them, or sometimes breathing on them.

For various reasons cockatrice and basilisk have been mistaken and/or combined to each other, causing cockatrice to gain more serpentine appearance and/or various abilities/powers.

All enemies of the imperium are killed by the gaze of of the bird/snake/guard the imperium is safe. Now Inquisition and space marines attempt to kill all of the mutant guardsmen.

>>49307459
>PraiseMarines

>>49307141
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Glycopoeia
Sororitas now can turn anything into sweets. They will use this ability to transform heretics into candy and then eating that candy.
Now I have a boner.

>>49307443
Orks are now Jews?

Quickly give the green space Jews all the gold pressed latinum.

>>49307522
The bolter bitches are going to get fat.

>>49307141
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Celestial_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
>Celestial Manipulation
>Newcrons
Lovely, now necron warriors have the power of necron superweapons, bye-bye galaxy.

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>>49307141
>Necrons
Okay. Let's do this.
>Frigokinetic Combat
>Manipulation of snow and frost in combat, including but not limited to: Blizzards, avalanches, snow generation, snow manipulation
Holy shit, we The Scourge now.
The Silent King = Arthas confirmed.

OH MY FUCKING GOD SPACE MARINES GET THIS

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heresy_Inducement

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seductive_Magnetism?useskin=oasis
>Tyranids

...fuck.

The Skitarii get Size Manipulation.
Oh Fuck. As if there werent enough Titans

>>49307141

>temple assassins get even faggier with their Naruto fanboyism

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flash_Step

>tyranids
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Head_Liberation
boy you done it

Hmm... Dark Angels with Supernatural Touch...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Touch

Well... FINDING AND KILLING HERETICS just became a lot easier...

All of the IG become Stretch Armstrongs.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Limb_Extension

>>49307141
Sister of battle, and Psionic combat. Also I'm not sure what happens, but I'm betting it's heresy.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Combat

Because the target audience is 14 year olds and people who still act that age

>>49307141
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery_Embodiment

Well, the whole setting is like this already so I don't think it counts.

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>Imperial Guard
>Subliminal Seduction

>>49307141
So Salamanders now can steal time of life from heretics and spend it themselves purging. Neato.

>>49307141
FORCE-FIELD ORKS, FUG

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>>49307141
>Multiverse Destruction
>orks
I think they would actually do it.

>>49312224
oh yeah the Link
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiverse_Destruction

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>>49307141
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ultra_Hearing?useskin=oasis
I guess they can detect enemies better.

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>>49307141
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seductive_Magnetism?useskin=oasis
>Everyone gives their treasures to the Blood Ravens

Tyranids = Illusive appaerance. They can appear as anything. A world devouring army of Mimics, truly frightning.

>Thousand Sons

>Zoroastrian Deity Physiology

This could not have gone better.

>>49307141
Tau, Orks, Eldar, Necrons. They each get

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Contagion_Embodiment

at quarter strength.

>>49313013
Necrons get

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Silence_Embodiment

Eldar get

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cat_S%C3%ACth_Physiology

Tau get

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Toxic_Area

Orks get

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Transformation

The Tau can now counter attacks.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Counter
User can reverse the moves of opponents and attack with the user's own counter moves. This technique acts as a trump card against opponent with superior power and skill, as it turns the strength of such opponents against them

WHOS SHIT IN MELEE NOW?

>>49307141
Guess the deathwatch can turn into clay now.

>>49312224

They could do it, after defeating the best the Tyranids could throw at them, and surviving it.

>An Ork warboss becomes self aware of the danger and begins exterminating other Orks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e2CiFbmQEg

>>49307141
>The power to manipulate traps
Ah...................................................
tau porn just got better

>Dark Eldar
>Horn protrusion

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No more human conscript connon fodder

>>49316321
Whoops http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Evolving_Illusions?useskin=oasis

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>>49307141

So the White Scars gets Power Randomization

>admech
>plant growth

I'm not even sure they'd care

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>>49307141

>Tyranids

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Consumption

WHAT DID YOU DO OP

WHAT
DID
YOU
DO

>>49316385
Honestly I doubt even the Magos Biologis would notice.

OP did nothing, the nids just evolved beyond just simple biomatter

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>>49307141
>Imperial Guard
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Absorption

Oh, oh dear

>>49307141
>The Adeptus Mechanicus.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Revenge_Empowerment

Tech Priests will rise from the grave through pure spite to take that STC and FUCKING MURDER YOU TO DEATH for science.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paradox_Defiance

>the power to ignore contradictions and paradoxes

The Imperial Navy is now one with the force that holds 40k canon together.

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>>49307141
>thousand sons
>plot control
>mfw
how unexpected

>>49307975
not even joshing you, legit new plot expac and sub-faction for the necrons new codex. those crazy crypteks man

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Tau with

>Athletic Empowerment
>User becomes stronger, faster, more durable, etc. from various forms of athletics/exercises (running, jumping, climbing, throwing, sports, etc.), possibly unlocking abilities related to the affinity and enhancing their existing powers. Some users may be able to draw sustenance from athletics or even stop or slow aging.

I know they are traditionally known as pansies in close combat, but doesn't this level the playing field a little too much? Tau Fire warriors with the strength of a Captain America and specially trained Air Castes with the agility of Spider Man would give any class that isn't Orks or Nids a hell of a hard time.

>>49307141
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Erasure?useskin=oasis

Well, I guess the Horus heresy never happened.

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>>49307141
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bond_Empowerment

Sisters all develop very "special" relationships with each other

>>49307141
Tyranids with Invulnerability Bestowal...

Users can make other beings impregnable to damage and injury, rendering them immune to physical threats.

RIP Galaxy

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>>49319747
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>>49307141
User is able to cause the target to be incapacitated, causing a short-term state of powerlessness or weakness which renders them unable to do anything including fight or defend themselves. The exact length of the effect depends on both the users power and skill and the targets current state.

Absolutely shatters the balance of the 40k universe, but the orks would never use it.

>grey knights

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destroyer_Deity_Physiology

Ohhh shit quake in your fucking boots chaos we god killers now. We universe killers now.

nids get convert others into objects via touch and promptly go into a slow decline

>>49307141
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fallen_Transcendent_Angel_Physiology

Well, guess the Imperial Guard is gonna be fucking unstoppable.

Ave Imperator.

>>49307141
>Imperial Guard
>can now eat colors for strength
Fuck, I guess fighting Orks became a whole lot easier.