Kars, the Perfect lifeform, gets dropped onto some random Imperial

A combination of more dumb jojo spam with another shitty 40k crossover thread.

All you need is to throw in some elf slave what do and this would be the worst thread ever made.

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>>49276262
calm down son.

>>49276218

Eventually an a deathwatch kill-team is assembled to deal with the xenos creature. Heavy losses are sustained, but through guile, bravery and sacrifice the xenos is lead to a mechanicum manufactorum and testing chamber for a melta cannon is use to incinerate the creature.

>>49276372
Could be a feasible way to kill him.
He isn't invincible after all.

The problem is though, that as he can pretty much shapeshift, he could blend into the human masses and go about his business virtually undetected.

>>49276218
What would Kars even do once in his perfect form?

>>49276452
Whatever he wants.
Becoming the ultimate being was what he had sought to achieve for thousands of years, because he wanted to be able to walk in the sun.
Maybe all he ever wanted was to sunbathe all day, every day.

>>49276452
>what would a perfect being do?
nothing

>>49276452
I don't know, I thought getting the perfect form was his ultimate goal.

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>>49276452
>>49276506
With his lifelong goal achieved, becoming the ultimate being, he is free to choose another goal which to pursue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htDB8SuLrng

>>49276408

I suppose a squad of space marines with plasma guns and grenade could do it too.

>>49276531
His rate of regeneration is so insane that I doubt that regular plasma guns would be enough to kill him. The wounds would just seal back, he'd grow some sort of hard shell to resist the plasma fire better, and then proceed to fuck up the marines.

You'd need something that annihilates his whole body, instantly, giving no time for him to heal or morph into a form more resistant to that type of damage.

>>49276408
At which point they exterminatus the planet and go about their day.

>>49276408
> virtually undetected
Someone never read JoJo's
That's not something Kars-Sama would do. He doesn't hide. He also is quick to underestimate threats presented to him. His hubris is his downfall.

>>49276557
>Exterminating a whole planet because a fabulous looking dude is there.

>>49276218
Kars is actually the original Tyranid.

Think about it. He could manipulate (his own) bio-matter in any way he wanted. He split off his hand as a squirrel.

He just gorged himself and started splitting off parts and created the whole race.

And he continues to eat to find his way back to Terra to destroy humanity.

>>49276572
>He doesn't hide.
Except he did in Switzerland.
He concealed his nature as a pillarman while he was out in the public there.

Kars may be prideful, but he is also very practical.
Though, his transformation into the ultimate being may have changed his approach.

>>49276586
Nids aren't fabulous and homoerotic enough to be progeny of Kars.

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Wouldn't Kars fall to Slaanehs pretty quickly?
I mean, look at him.

>>49276605
Neither was the squirrel.

>>49276650
I think you mean that Slaanesh would fall prey to Kars, as the reflection of humanity's desires in the warp could not help but him/herself desire the ultimate expression of humanity's potential. Because what do humans desire most, but the fulfillment of their true potential?

>>49276556

A Destroyer plasma cannon or volcano cannon or above could probably take him out in one shot.

>>49276218
>Implying Kars isn't already canon
>Implying that the God Emperor and Kars is not one and the same.

>>49276650
Probsbly not, seeing as Kars already considers himself perfect. Slaanesh can not improve on what is perfction.

>>49276650
Rather Slaanesh would fall in love with Kars

>>49276989
t. Deluded Sigvald

In any case, Kars apparently still needs to eat humans that have been turned to vampires, so killing everything around him is a good way to force him into hibernation. Or you freeze him with a Helfrost Cannon, or some Psyker realizes he can steal his kinetic energy or whatever, or some mechanicum puts him in a stasis field.

If the Necrons or Elder find him first, though, he can look forward to
-Having his mind destried
-Being subjects to millennia of rapid aging from a times arrow
-Having his very molecules disassociated
-Being fleshed with monofilament
-Being shunted into a miniature black hole and spaghetti field
-Having his brain be rewritten by nanomachine scarab
-Losing his soul to the night bringer
-Being injected with innards liquefy in ribbon and poison by a gay clown

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You meatbags have a problem with an organic lifeform?

Emps gets off his golden john and gets moving, because Kars is definitely a lost primarch.

>>49276740
Point taken.

Is hamon psychic or something else entirely?

>>49277522
t. needed help from C'Tan against Old Ones

>>49276882
>implying that the Emperor is a filthy non human being.

Heresy.

>>49277605
>Naming him God-Emperor

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>>49276989
>Slaanesh cannot improve perfection
>Slaanesh cannot make perfect into Super Perfect
Cell confirmed superior to Slaanesh

>>49277472
-Being subjects to millennia of rapid aging from a times arrow

Would not work on Kars, because he does not age.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>>49276218

To be honest, nothing. He'll just become - I assume - another serial killer in the Underhive. No-one would miss his victims, unless he started roaming around slaughtering people.

But okay, let's make this interesting. Let's say Dan Abnett's writing this, and holy shit, there's an unstoppable killer loose in the Underhive. The Inquisition tries to capture or kill him, because reasons, and so does the Mechanicus because they want his supple, glistening genes.

He ends up killing a lot of them, plays cat-and-mouse, but the Inquisition's dealt with this shit before. Cherubael has destroyed titans and crushed tanks, and Eisenhorn took him down.

Kars end up killing nearly all of the Inquisitor's warband, but then the Inquisitor enacts a ritual that sucks his soul screaming into the Warp and Kars either dies or is tortured forever.

Alternatively, a Deathwatch Kill-Team is somehow brought into the picture. Kars kills a lot of them, but Space Marines ain't nothing to fuck with. He likely takes out an even dozen, but they eventually find something - most probably some kind of psyker wargear - that works, and his soul is blasted into a million fragments.

>>49277908
>Let's say Dan Abnett's writing this
WAS THIS PART OF YOUR PLAN, JOJO?!

>>49276989
Actually, thinking about it, there is one thing Slaanesh could tempt Kars with. Kars' power is based on all living things he's accumulated knowledge of. Slaanesh might be able to tempt him with the knowledge of all life everywhere in the universe.

>>49277570
Think of it more as latent psychics, as it leads to stands.

>>49277908
Space marines are relatively tough, even for jojo standards, so i imagine that they would prove a competent foe.
>Suddenly, Kars is surrounded by humanoid figures, all clad in dark armor.
>and instant later, Kars realizes that they are around his size.
>He is then punched into a pulp by three blood angels weilding dual powerfists.

>>49277718
I guess he'll have to settle for the gay clown as blasting then

>>49277718
So he starves.

Come to think of it, why does time fuckery cause people to die of old age ?

Shouldn't they starve to death first ?

>>49277472
>In any case, Kars apparently still needs to eat humans that have been turned to vampires
Can he eat anything other than vampires ?
Can he create vampires ?

If no to both, then he's screwed unless he's lucky enough to end up on a planet with a vampire population that stays hidden from the Inquisition.

>>49278063

> His last thoughts are "I have died at the hands of worthy foes, the only men more fabulous than I could ever be."

>>49278063
>>He is then punched into a pulp by three blood angels weilding dual powerfists.
His vampire eating habbits make it more likely that he gets into a fight with members of the Blood Drinkers after he tries to eat a few of them.

>>49278109
The pillarmen, including cars, can eat anything that is alive, because they eat by absorbing shit directly into their bodies.
They just prefer vampires, because vampires in turn, have absorbed tons of life energy of humans.

Vampires are like super snacks for them.
Also, yes, they can create them. It was Kars who is entirely responsible for Vampires being a thing in Jojo. He created the stone masks, which in turn, make humans who don them into vampires.

>>49278124
True, the Angles and their sucessors have always been amazing specimens
>>49278133
Eh, I went with the deathwatch idea, and that were would just happen to be three blood angels.

>>49278109
Kars can create vampires, and that anon is wrong. Kars can eat just about anything. Prior to Kars inventing vampires, his race mostly subsisted on human sacrifices. Vampires just happen to be the most nutritious thing on earth for Pillarmen.

>>49276218
Remember that Kars was only a perfect life form relative to life on Earth.

>>49276805
Kars was never human, though, the Pillar Men are a separate species.

>>49278200
then he'll absorb and adapt to everything in the galaxy.
Also
>perfect lifeform that isn't The Emperor
HERESY

>>49276575
You are sorely underestimating the zeal of the Inquisition.

Vampire Orks?

>>49276595
Yeah, once he went ultimate being he stopped trying to be subtle and started making his hand into a murderous dubstep squirrel.

Ciaphas Cain sends him flying into space with a melta bomb and a titan reactor.

>>49278109
>Can he eat anything other than vampires ?
>Can he create vampires ?
Yes and yes, Kars invented the stone masks, and he can eat any other living thing by absorbing it directly into his cells (though he prefers vampires)

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>>49278258
>Orks making jojo poses

>>49278309
>WAS THIS PART OF YOUR PLAN, CIACAI

>>49278258
>Orks learn about space ripper stingy eyes

>>49278309
Only after he gets a good sniff of Jurgen and finds that all his powers have stopped working.

>>49278014
Tzeentch called, dunno what he wanted, he started telling me angry things about you and then the John Cena prank thingie started

>>49276218
Depends on the world and its creatures.

Y'all forgetting the fact that Ultimate Kars can use Hamon, and his hamon strikes are hotter than the surface of the fucking sun. He can melt people by fucking punching them if he wants to.

>>49276517
Like sculpture.

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>>49277862
AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN TAKE THE LAND THAT MUST BE TAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN DEVOUR WORLDS SMITE FORSAKEN
RISE UP FROM YOUR THOUSANDTH YEAR OF SLEEP BREAK FORTH FROM YOUR GRAVE ETERANLLY

>>49278378
I NEED MINIS LIKE THAT

>>49278540
WEAK WILL DIE AND LAND WILL ALL BE BURNED

MUSTAKRAKISH KING AND DEATH TO WORLDS

>>49278567
I want Eldar minis like that.

>>49278639
>Awaken, my avatar!

I have a better idea.

What happens when potent individuals in the 40k universe start developing Stands (i.e. chapter masters, warbosses, farseers, archons, hive tyrants... everyone except necrons basically.

>>49278409

Unfortunately all of Kars' powers are biological. Nothing to do with psychic powers or magic.

>>49276262
>All you need is to throw in some elf slave what do and this would be the worst thread ever made.

No! We need to go deeper!

Kira lands on a Imperial world, with a active( thought probaly heretical) elf slave trade as well as an ongoing civil war between factions that prefer realistic or "fantasy" armor in a game using a hybrid of Dungeon World and 4E D&D.... and all the races (aside from the elf slaves of course) have been replaced by various types of furries.

What happens?


did I miss any of /tg/ triggers?

>>49278694
>Tyranids
You need a soul to have a stand, it's a reflection of your soul and fighting spirit.

>>49278694
>The Emperor's corpse can grant stands
>The body is stolen by Tzeench, and Ciaphas Cain needs to enter a race around the universe to reobtain the corpse

>>49278808

You missed the SJWs.

>>49278810
Rats and Orangutans can have stands.

>>49278063
>the pulp then stands back up and continues it's buisness

>>49278826
I'd watch it.

>>49278886
They have souls, 'Nids don't.

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>>49278694
What would be Eldrad's stand?

>>49278258
>>49278694
>THE WAAAAGH!
>Your Dakka's stopped.
>MUCkIN' MUCKIN' MUCKIN'!

>>49278992
>KILLA KAN DA!

>>49278882
All playable races are now Chakat variant. Don't look it up.

>>49278992
This is fucking beautiful

>>49278940
Probably something that lets him fuck with fate.

Dark Eldar just want a Quiet Life.

>>49278910
Isn't the hivemind kinda like a collective, massive soul of the whole tyranid race?

>>49279097
Isn't that like, every third Stand?
Stands have fucking BS powers.

>>49276262

Nah. You need to make this a general for that to happen.

Generals are worse than these threads and waaaaaaay worse than quests.

>>49279119
Dark Eldar stands would probably be utterly horrifying.

>>49276262

Oh look, it's an ETBA!

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>>49281793
I think they'd have something like Ratt.

That stand was fucked up.

>>49280834
There is nothing good to be found in the 1000+ threads of Jumpchain.

>>49276556
> he'd grow some sort of hard shell to resist the plasma fire better, and then proceed to fuck up the marines.

That's not how cells work anon. Is he gonna be ripping chunks of Ceramite off the Space Marines armour to get the basic building blocks for achieving the kind of hardness you would need to deflect plasma? And still handwaving shit, because SM armour sure as duck doesn't do that.

>>49283893
Kars made a shell capable of resisting fucking magma for 2 minutes at least.

>>49277472
Ultimate Kars is described as self-sufficient, so starving him doesn't work.

>>49278109
>Can he eat anything other than vampires ?
Unclear.

>Can he create vampires ?
Yes. He invented the stone masks that transform humans into vampires.

So given humans and stone, he has food.

>>49277862
AWAKEN, MY MASTERS!

>>49283907
>Unclear.

How?
The pillar men are stated to be able to consume both plants and animals.

>>49278017
Good descriptor. Low-grade biomancy.

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>>49278717
It's cool. Jurgen carries a melt gun

>>49279155
>'nids don't have psychic powers, and never have
>everything that 40k races think of as 'nid psychic powers is an act of the Hive Mind's Stand.

>>49284010
What would Hive Mind's Stand's name be?

>>49283935
Because my memory's shit and I couldn't be assed to Google it.

>>49284032
Sound of Silence

>>49284048
That's perfect.

>>49284010
By Jojo's own rules, would stand that is divided among countless living beings, even be possible?
Like, could an anthill have it's own stand? Because if so, then Nids could as well.

>>49284091

There is a part 7 stand that is shared amongst 11 different dudes.

D4C from the same part is also technically shared amongst multiple users though technically they are all the same person.

>>49284091
>>49284235

>>49284091
>>49284235

Dude.
A fucking colony of single-celled organisms not only has a stand, but is a central character in part 6
"Foo Fighters (フー・ファイターズ Fū Faitāzu?), more commonly known as F.F., is a core ally featured in Stone Ocean.

F.F. is a personality composed of plankton; organized, maintained by and essentially equivalent to the Stand, Foo Fighters. "

>>49284048
Stand Name: The Sound of Silence

Power - B

Speed - C

Range - A

Durability - B

Precision - C

Potential - D

Ability:
Capable of projecting the hive mind across limitless expanse of space, wherever Tyranids are located.
Can use tyranid bioforms as vessels for the powers of the stand, though the mental fortitude and connection with the stand of the individual creature determines the potency of these manifestations. Lesser creatures can only be directed, while greater beasts can be used to manifest great tank busting bursts of energy, protective shields, or drive their lesser brethren into frenzy.

Dunno about the rest.

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>>49278717
No, trust me Anon, he's right. One whiff of eau de Jurgen and anything, no matter how biologically perfect, is gonna have its willpower sapped.

>>49284235
>D4C
Owned by Root Valentine and only Root Valentine. Trick is that Root Valentine can declare any other Valentine to be Root Valentine to switch places with them, giving them the origin of Root and possession of D4C which that entails.

How does Kars control the parts of his body he makes into animals?
Like, that Squirrel hand for example.
How did he control that thing once it was set loose?

>>49284854
It is still Kars. That's part of why he's a good candidate for the Tyranids.

>>49277862
AWAKEN, MY MASTERS!

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>>49276575
Its spelt "Fabius BILE" dood

>>49276605
He lost his mind in space

If I remeber right, in a novel fans wish to forget exists, in an alternate reality Kars lands on mars and proceeds to multiply until there's something like one Kars per square mile. They don't actually like being around each other though

They just kind of hang out and be fabulous in their areas.

>>49289166
There's 36 of them, plus one on Earth. It's weird.

But I'm pretty sure that there's 36 of them because each of them survived, somehow, when their universe was reset.

>>49289210
It's cause Kars is so invincible that he can survive time resetting
Makes sense since He's earth's ultimate life form and earth things can have stands

>>49289230
Are you saying Kars is Earth's stand?

That's bullshit.

But I believe it.

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>>49288818
He sure did. Mellowed him out quite a bit.

>>49276218
A young man from a noble family of Holy Terra finds out and chases him along with his plucky crew, defeating through guile, luck, courage and a robotic SPACE nazi (aka a random inquisitor that got mechanicus-ed)

>>49289244
> Kars with a Stand.
> The George Joestar novel.

Anon, I've got some news for you...

>>49283893
Kars literally can adapt his body into all kinds of crazy shit.

>>49289284
What the fuck.

He actually CONVINCED a stand to ditch its user and join him?

Isn't that like convincing someones soul to ditch their body?

>>49276218

He get's officio assassinorumated.

>>49289315
Yes. Yes it is.

>>49289373
I do not believe you know much about this man. There are things in 40k that could conceivably kill Kars, but the skill set of the assassins does not make them one.

>>49289315
Jorge Joestar Kars is easily the strongest Jojo character there is, Gold Experience Requiem & Over Heaven DIO maybe being competitors. The guy managed to convince Killer Queen to join him. Reading the wikia article, it claims

Kars - 36 in count, all ultimate beings. Universe-J Kars comes to assist Jorge at some point of the story and becomes a close ally in the form of a guardian figure. Noticeably, his eyes are blue, not red or gold, and it becomes a defining trait. He has seen the worth in humanity as well and because of this has turned over a new leaf. Jorge speaks to him humbly, calling him "Mr. Kars" or "Kars-senpai". He "remembers" Stands, and has the ability to steal another person's Stand if he chooses to. Most Stands that he steals will have "Ultimate" added to their name; Stands that fit this description include U-Boat Ultimate, Dune Ultimate, The World Ultimate, Whitesnake Ultimate, C-Moon Ultimate Requiem, Made in Heaven Ultimate Requiem, and Ultimate D4C.

>>49283893
Once he kills his first marine he can absorb their body and steal their gene seed. The pillar men are like the thing and kars can convert energy into matter

>>49278406
>they are to dumb to regenerate their eyes after they do a space ripper

>>49278717
Ultimate cars can do hamon, which is psychic energy.

>>49289460
He can become exact copies of these people biologically, it makes sense he can mimic their soul and use his perfect brain to steal stands.

>>49289524
So take away a power that he used once. Honestly, that's not that great of a deal, as he can kill just about any blank with his biological powers. Even them, this is assuming Hamon is psychic in nature.

Reminder:

Any Stand that appear around or ability attempts to come near Jorge Joestar's Ultimate Kars get stolen instantly and upgraded into Requiem Stands.

That's how he got all of the Major Villains' stands since they all tried to gang up on him, Joji Joestar, and Narancia. And he curb stomped all of them. ALL of them:
-DIO
-Ultimate DIO
-Yoshikage Kira
-Diavolo (now in Giorno's body) with Gold Experience Requiem and King Crimson
-Enrico Pucci with Whitesnake/Made in Heaven
-Funny Valentine, his son, Funnier Valentine, and his grandson, Funniest Valentine who has D4C in the 36 Universes.

So now he has:
-The World Requiem which can stop Time infinitely in Multiple Universes
-Killer Queen Requiem which doesn't require a non Stand user to use Another One Bites the Dust, Can Atomize anyone without touching them, and rewind entire Universes.
-King Crimson Requiem and Gold Experience Requiem
-Made in Heaven Requiem and Whitesnake Requiem
-D4C Requiem and 36 Universe's Funny's Flying Stand... err Requiem and Funnier's Dimensional Window travelling Stand... requiem

>>49289524
>Ultimate cars can do hamon

Not just that, his hamon is strong enough that it can harm things that normally would not be harmed by hamon. When he used it on Joseph, Joseph said that it felt like he'd been set on fire.

>>49289632
It was said to be as hot as the sun. GG power armor.

Really, Kars is anime-tier overpowered. You'd have to pull out 40k's big guns to best him.

>>49289460
>>49289615
>>49289632
Not canon

>>49289282
>I grant this to you
>The powersword of Luck and Pluck!

>>49289739
>Ultimate Kars
>not canon

>>49289712
You'd need a Chaos God for that.At least until he absorbs a blank and gains the pariah gene, and there should be at least one on that planet.

> Alpha level blank Kars, able to disassemble the pariah gene so he can activate his MANY Stands when needed, before reconstructing their genetic sequencing.

>>49278808
Where's the /pol/ bait?

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>>49289758

>>49289739
The first two aren't. The third is literally the climax of Part 2.

>>49289739
Him nearly burning the flesh off Joseph's arm happened at the end of part two. It is super canon.

>>49289769
/pol/ outside /pol/ is that attracts the Tomaru poster

>>49284372
Jurgen's smell is his stand? Or is Jurgen Cain's Stand?

>>49283898
And plasma is much hotter than magma.

>>49278527
He is as beautiful as a greek god.

>>49282079
ETBA is for a specific group of three trolls who are triggered by people liking 3.PF and always feel compelled to shitpost about it.

>>49289524
Hamon is not psychic, it's a breathing technique and has nothing to do with stands

>>49276262
>Jojo
>spam
I rarely see JoJo stuff outside its weekly /sss/

>>49291116
Hamon being a results of breathing in a specific way is fucking dumb.

>>49291116
Stand master joseph joestar says stands are made of hamon energy, its the reason they can conduct a ripple and he can use hermit purple to almost kill dio.

>>49291038

No, ETBA is reserved for 3aboos who derail threads because someone called 3.PF bad and they feel the need to defend its honor at every opportunity.

>>49289794
Cain's Survival instinct is his stand: Why else would he keep around Jurgen, if not for the fact that he instinctively knows the safest person to stand near in the event of excrement striking the ceramite?

>>49276218
Guys I found one of the lost Primarchs!

>>49292073
>A.filthy xeno
>A primarch

Do you realize the HERESY you're spouting?

>>49292178
>That body
>A xeno.
I don't see any knife-ears, forehead-vaginas, or metal bones on 'im. Just ask about his relationship with the emperor, and it'll all be sorted, right as acid rain.

>>49289769
40k itself is /pol/ bait

>"it's just a setting about genocide, eternal divine dictatorship and superhumans- it has nothing to do with /pol/ at all!"

>>49292215
Just because you don't see them doesn't mean it's not there. He can sprout any of these and more. He is as inhuman as you can possibly get.

>>49292580
But he's not sprouted them, has he? I'm not above standing the line alongside a sanctioned abhuman, One of me best drinkin' buddies was a Ogryn. Granted, he wasn't allowed to drink, but after a few pints i was able to converse on his level.

>>49292062
Nice try, ETBA.
You really need to stop trying to deflect blame away from yourself and your shitlpsting.

>>49293036

If I made a thread that talked about any of 3.PF's noted flaws, from class imbalance issue to the janky abstractions to the busted CR system or whatever, I can guarantee you that within the first five posts, someone would accuse me of being an ETBA just because I had the audacity to bring up 3.PF in an unfavorable light.

What's even worse is when you come into threads that have nothing to do with 3.PF and sperg out because you THINK that someone is talking smack about 3.PF.

http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/48957602/

>>49293335
>ETBA
A what?

>>49293341

A forced meme that some pissed off 3aboo keeps spamming.

>>49277862
AWAKEN, MY MASTERS!

>>49293335
It's actually probably just because you're an eternally triggered bitch anon.

Here. Try this. Make a thread that outlines all the problems with any other system. See how many posts it takes for someone to call you a bitch.

>>49277862

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>>49293623

>>49293335
I think you're missing the point, ETBA.

It's not because you criticize 3.PF. It's because you are a readily identified bitch who is eternally triggered by anyone even mentioning 3.PF.

Like, look. Here you are, and once again, correctly identified as an ETBA despite still hiding behind being anonymous. Just put on a trip so people can filter you, and then you can bitch all you want in peace.

>>49291620
That's wrong though, and was retconned multiple times. Joseph didn't even develop a stand naturally, he developed it the same way Joseph did. Dio got a stand, which caused all the Joestars to develop stands for some reason.

Hamon is a path to obtaining a stand, like any other skill. It doesn't matter if it's hamon, cooking, or serial killing, natural stands form from willpower and singleminded obsession.

>>49278808
It's a quest thread, too.

>>49293856
>>49293916

Why not just filter 3.PF hate threads or just ignore them all together? Why come into a thread and throw a bitch fit over the correct usage of some forced meme when you can " correctly identify an ETBA despite still hiding behind being anonymous?"

It just seems like something some sperg would do in some sad attempt at being virtualoptim 2.0 without the trip.

>>49293916

Can you please put on a trip so people can filter your retardation too?

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>>49293976
>>49293916
>>49293335
>>49293036
>>49292062
>>49291038
>>49282079
>>49294016
>>49293856
Nobody gives a shit.

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>>49293976
>Why come into a thread and throw a bitch fit

Does being called an ETBA really trigger you that much, ETBA?

It seems like you can never walk away.

>>49276218

>there is only one ''perfect lifeform'' in the 40k universe and He is allready un-dying in His Golden throne after sacrifycing himself to SAVE MANKIND, all this is grade A Heresy and all posters will be summarily Blammed

but realy, nothing new happens, a couple billion humans are thrown into the fray till the xeno abomination is presumed dead, then everithing is covered up and forgotten, just another grimdark decade in a grimdark galaxy

>>49294116

>knowyourmeme

Kek, as if people needed more reasons not to take you seriously.

>>49294116

>that filename


I came here from the main page just to call you a fag

>>49294191
First google image when you search for it.

But, thanks for proving case in point.

>>49294234

>But, thanks for proving case in point.

What point are you even talking about?

I hope you aren't going to reveal that you were just "pretending" to be retarded or something.

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>>49278694
>Implying that there aren't already stand users

>>49294116
Oh hey, it's that guy that doesn't have an argument and starts randomly talking about extended thrombin-binding aptamers to distract from that. Hey guy.

>>49294380
I was waiting for the third of the ETBA's to show up.

How's that eternally triggered lifestyle? Still leading you to bitch inanely at every opportunity?

>>49293341
The Egyptian Turkish Businessman Association.

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>>49289739
>part 2 Ultimate Kars
>not canon

>>49277862
The music in Battle Tendency is fucking amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epaRPHpza6s

>>49294405

>So triggered that he falseflags in the hopes that people don't notice how triggered he is.

I guess that'd make me the 4th "ETBA" to call you out then?

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>>49279035
I already did, anon. Seven years ago.
Furfaggotry is a slippery slope

>>49292067
Cain might have a stand similar to Hey Ya! from part 7.

It does nothing but offer its user, Pocoloco, advice. Very good advice, advice that makes it seem like Pocoloco has perfect luck.

It might actually be the strongest stand in the series.

>>49292580
>>49292215
What if the Emperor is a pillar man? What if he's Kars with psyker powers? Maybe thats why the Primarchs and Space Marines are so fucking strong.

>>49280834
generals are literally the only threads on /tg/ that actually discuss traditional games. everything else is shitposting and off topic.

enjoy your retarded opinion

>>49296464

I dunno chief.

/pfg/ is pretty fucking shit, though that probably has more to do with the general being filled with 3aboos than its quality as a general.

>>49276452
Create his own universe and be the God of it.

>>49296403
That heresy is so pure that it has literally blinded me with it's unholyness. I would BLAM you but. I can't see.

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>>49295922
Diiiid I just hear "I'm a furry"? Uh-ohhhhh
SMASH IT

> Devours a Tau Ethereal: The Tau are under the leadership of an genius sociopath without morality.
> Finds his way into Commorragh: Becomes an honorary Haemonculi.
> Space Marines attempt purge: Can now gain knowledge through absorption of prey/Now has extensive knowledge of the setting.
> Absorbs Ork: Gains connection to THE WAAAGH.
> Meets Trazyn: Trades a copy of himself for A FUCKING PRIMARCH.
> Hears about the Emperor: ???

>>49276572
He disguised himself in Switzerland senpai

>>49290982
So he'll do sculptures of himself.

>>49297109
The GEoM getting off the Throne is one of the very, very few 1v1s Perfect Kars would lose.

And if he absorbed a blank on the way to Terra, he'd win.

>>49301715
>implying sculptures can capture his radiant beauty

>>49303578
He can just produce a second him. Given time and resources, he could legitimately fuck up the Tyranids. We wouldn't survive though.

>>49277862
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFULVMSd5JY

>>49303851
IMPERIUM SCIENCE IS SEKAI ICHI!!!

>>49303851
I wish I had the skills to convert a Skitarii model into Stroheim

>>49304168
I wish I had the skills to be Stroheim.

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>>49277522
I'd like to see Emprah and co go up against Magical space lizards and win.

You gotta fight magic with magic, we used magical demi-god space vampires.

>>49304277
Without the sound?

>>49304282
no sound on /tg/ converting one with sound for /wsg/ now

>>49304291
>>49304282
>>49304277
>>>/wsg/1295635

now with sound

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>>49277862
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>49304324
That's my favorite JoJo!

>>49304324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPUIrnivDRE

>>49304324
https://youtu.be/z6KOJpRxtnM

I love the fact that this is obviously Michael Cera's true form. Look at the face.

>>49278899
Heh.

>>49276218
>Orks Invade the planet he is hiding on.

>They adapt.

>>49304525
Would Orks recognize the fabulousness of Kars?

>>49277862
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>tfw no crossover where Kars goes on zany adventures across the imperium
why even live

Dub Kars > Sub Kars

>>49305600
Pleb taste.

>>49305629
Fite me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JIh0fAh6zg

>>49305691
That's fucking shite.
https://youtu.be/SRXYTh5Ri5g?t=36

>>49305691
No, that's trash. Sub Kars was better.

>>49291125

Nigga, don't even lie.

>>49306340
I'm not lying, maybe I'm just blind or our definitions of 'common' are different

>>49277472

Most of those wouldn't work. Nightbringer couldn't fight off a cold and getting hit with gauss or monofilament will do fuck all to someone that can split into tiny bits and reconstitute himself from single cells. Scarabs are gonna do what to a guy that can change his brain into squirrels?

Best solution is just blowing the world to fuck, distortion or black holes.

>>49293341
Eternally triggered bitch-anon

>>49278940

>「MASTER OF PUPPETS」

>>49305064
Write it yourself y zogger

>>49276218
>IQ 400
>Unnecessary sleep
Yeah, no. Also, why does he always have the same grip and jump stats if he can transform into anything?
Get this power fantasy masturbation off my board m8
IG would beat the Shit out of him. If it has stats, IG can kill it.

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>>49306531
"Kill" is essentially impossible. "Deal with," however, is relatively simple, given that he was defeated by chucking him into space.

>>49306715
He can be killed. If he hadn't gotten out of the volcano he would have died eventually

>>49304277
>tfw the Custodes canonically striped their armor in mourning