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>>49247165
The feeling resignation he displayed with his body language is incredible. You wonder if in that moment, he didn't just give up on getting away, but his entire life as well.

>>49247165
I can't help but think that one that went through the windshield took way too long to get that weapon out.

>>49247507
>>49248257
I get the feeling it might be a training exercise.

>>49247165
>shadowrun secret police

>>49248315
Yes, I did think of that, and maybe that's why it took so long. He's not used to doing it.

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>>49248523

You see how far the guy went into the car after he double kicked his way into it. He had to shimmy back out enough to get his gun.

>>49248315
If anything it's smalltime propaganda for the public,that glass shattered way to easily,maybe it's jsut because it's a commie junker but his ass would get stuck halfway through a proper windshield and he'd be stuck there wiggling.

>>49249049
I was just thinking the same thing. Not sure what country it is, though.

>>49248315
What force has a windshield-jumping standard operating procedure haha?

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>>49249749
Second-world countries with something to prove?

>>49246306
Leopard seals are awesome!

>>49255426
RIP

>>49256066

At least one person does, tho

I giggled

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>>49256183
last time I posted this one, name was too long, had no punch.

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>>49256203

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>>49256220
Aaaand there's a last one from me.

>>49256183
The intent is probably "these are things that we have because we used to want ourselves to conform to beauty standards, so we obsessed over weight; we have to get rid of the influence of those standards on ourselves just as much as we want to get rid of them in general."

>>49256261
That's like beating up your doctor because he told you promiscuous behavior could give you STDs.

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>>49256098
Make that two...

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>>49256183
>Breaking the Masquerade.jpg

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>>49256293
That's about what I'd expect from those retards.

>>49256293
I figure someone will ha e clocked their doc if the doc implied that they should stop being such a slut, but I digress. That's a retarded analogy, because you've conflated not meeting a cultural standard to an illness.

Here's an analogy. You like these things called Chumps. But for reasons, people think liking Chumps is awful, so they all have these things that tell them how many Chumps they have, and if you have too many you're basically the town Chumpdump. And you don't want to be the town fucking Chumpdump, so you get one too. Sure, the thing only tells you how many Chumps you had, and that's a fact. But you still want to be comfortable having Chumps, and that thing is basically a reminder that you're a Chumpdump. So one day, you're fed up, and you say that being called a Chumpdump is stupid, so you toss the thing out. Sure, it's only giving you "objective info", but it's also the basis by which other people can call you a Chumpdump. So you want people to get over this whole Chumpdump thing, and you're going to start by not being ashamed to have to count your Chumps.

>>49255336
The sad thing is, the names that the kids are suggesting are actually better than the names those kids' parents actually chose for them.

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>>49255336
I played with a kid that legit called his character potato. He's got some social issues though so we rolled with it. Best genetically engineered root vegetable I ever did play with.

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>>49256708
Is that really what I think it is?

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>>49256531
>all this useless verbiage

A much shorter anecdote: an ostrich sticks its head in a hole so it doesn't have to see it has a huge ass. But everyone can still see its huge ass.

>>49256939
I can't really help you if you're the kind of person who likes going around calling people fatasses, I guess.

>>49256531
>you've conflated not meeting a cultural standard to an illness
being overweight is an illness, though

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>>49256947

And people can't help themselves if they run away from a problem instead of confronting it. Or if they waste their energy on extraneous elements of the problem instead of dealing with the central issue. Or if they then try to justify their position even though it rests on a flawed foundation.

>>49256910
Blue-ringed octopus.

Hope that guy was attempting suicide, otherwise he was in for a bad time.

>>49257010
>>49257034
Don't give me that, obviously you don't really think of it as a health problem, you just use that as good cover. Unless you get on smokers, red meat eaters, people who like risky hobbies, so-called 'social drinkers', not wearing a helmet while biking, not wearing a seatbelt, or other various health risks with a similar amount of scorn.

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>>49257155
>ad hominem
>reductio ad absurdum

Here's your last (You).

>>49257155
Outside of risky hobbies, which is a vague term, and "red meat eaters" (what does that even mean? Only undercooked or copius amounts of red meat is bad for your health). I absolutely give everyone else that level of scorn.

Helmets are there for a reason and if you crack your head open you become a burden on the healthcare system.

Smoking is blatantly bad for you and everyone around you and should never be encouraged.

Seatbelts take a second to put on and if you end up getting seriously injured because you were too stupid to wear one you put an unnecessary burden on our healthcare system.

"Social drinkers" are most likely alcoholics and need treatment. Excessive drinking leads to various societal ills and should be something you look down on.

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>>49257155
>smokers,
fuck em, unless they smoke so rarely I don't notice
>red meat eaters,
Shouldn't be an everyday meal. If you're poorer then getting some red meat in your diet is likely to be more beneficial to you in the long term than not, so eat up.
>people who like risky hobbies
Usually can cover for themselves. Besides, it's fun.
>so-called 'social drinkers',
The effects of social drinking can get you socially adapted and thus is marginally worth the health hazard of liver damage. If the person is a barely functional alcoholic, then it's not worth it.
>not wearing a helmet while biking,
terminal stupidity
>not wearing a seatbelt
terminal stupidity

Being fat has about 2 benefits, that's keeping warmer at winter and attracting fat fetishists. That's not worth the crippling later life complications which also smoking brings and not using easily equippable safety gear on transportation.

Red meat? That's goddamn nutrients. Social drinking? Social benefits. There are downsides, but there are upsides that are much more easily understood compared to chugging tar into your lungs or being so fat you can't exit your own goddamn fire escape.

>>49256228
It's never explained in the anime, but Sailor Moon's powers get stronger when she's around Tuxedo Mask. So him just showing up is all he needs to do.

>>49249692
Former USSR country, more than likely. Russkies are fucking crazy

>>49253639
I hear this ride is sponsored by R Kelly

>>49257155
I give every single one of then the same level of scorn tho. Obesity is by far the worst because at least the others can admit they are in the wrong

>>49257074
Aren't they relatively non lethal to hold when they're as young as that little guy?

>>49257836
They don't get bigger than that. That's full grown

>>49257836
They never get big, so that one's probably full grown.

>>49257851
>>49257864
Well, shit. Doesn't look like the little guy was anxious though, since his rings aren't lit up with the "your ass is screwed" electric blue

>>49255336
Why you gotta be a little shit Karch?

>>49257890
Especially if the dude doesn't get bit by it

>>49257929
Even then, immediate medical attention with artificial respiration until the toxin metabolizes can keep you alive

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>>49257836
>relatively non lethal

If someone tells you that it's 'relatively non-lethal', that still means it's a bad time.

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>>49257924
His parents named him Karch, he clearly has no idea what normal humans should be called.

>>49256789
Good old buttered pussy engine.
My local language uncyclopedia page about it must have been translated by some 16yo, because it interpreted pussy as vagina instead of cat, and the whole idea made no sense.

>>49257836
Like anything incredibly venomous, they're fine to hold as long as they're calm, unharmed, and don't feel threatened.

If any one of these things is tripped to "on" the relative level of poisonous becomes "deadly". Black widow spiders are relatively non-poisonous too - unless you happen to be allergic, in which case, you're dead in minutes. There's no test for that allergy except the one that kills you.

>>49255336
>assie

>>49256789
My local tech uni had a sort of parody of this during the orientation seminar, something about "skip the bread step entirely and jelly the cat."

>>49257155
false analogies. We would act in similar suprise if we saw bikers smashing helmets and complaining about society imposing false norms and "safety shaming" bikers who want to let their hair down.

I don't begrudge human beings right to be fat, but I also think the norm of valuing the absence of tremendous, western obesity is a good norm, not an evil one. Just as wearing helmets is a good norm, though I don't begrudge their right to not wear one, I will heartily laugh at anyone who thinks it is an issue of civil rights or oppression.

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>>49256708
He Ded!

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>>49258994
>Tfw I googled that.
You're a real mother fucker.

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>>49259090
I apologize for nothing!

>>49259096
>tfw no qt ginger gf with a skilled tongue

This is the feel that's finally pushed me to end it all tonight

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>>49259142
There's always hope you'll find someone.

>>49258009
He better not eat those

>>49259229
>Everyone Is John

>>49256939
I think it's more that those people have probably had a load of mental issues, of which weight might only be one thing, and they're smashing their weights so they can stop their anxiety, rather than deny their weight. It could be symbolically freeing themselves from something that has been controlling their entire life. I've seen vulnerable people fuck themselves up over less.

Some women (and men) are legit just a round shape, and don't change shape no matter what they eat. Somebody from a shit home and a shit town with a rounder body might well end up getting mental issues from retards who think everyone outside actually looks like a starlet (or they might be retards and think that themselves).

Fatties who want to claim that doctors telling them to diet is oppression are disgusting, but there's usually a good context for a lot of these pictures if you dig.

>>49259496
Meh, if their disgusting bodies take them out of the gene pool, everybody wins on next generation.

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>>49258994
I have literally no idea what this means.

>>49260191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA52uNzx7Y4

>>49258994
I got you sly basterd

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>>49259155
Hope is a lie.
Take it from someone who lost such a person.

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>>49258994
So, I have this friend of mine who doesn't get the joke.

Anyone care to explain it to m- them?

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>>49260967
Go to where the sun shines not, there you will find your answers.

>>49260990
>Ab Jurer

I like this.

>>49248993
>I AM THE DOME

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>>49260990
10/10 filename

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>>49257924
The kid's name is fucking Karch, I think he got a epiphany once they asked him to name someone and went to ask his parents some important questions.

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>>49261139
Fucking hell that gave me a good laugh, how can you fuck up proportions that bad?

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>>49261243
idk, but I'm glad they did

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>>49261361
Well, now I am hungry. This is up there with the cosmic brownie Milkshake for things I want to eat, and also will never eat.

>>49256803
I failed, what is happening here?

>>49261418
One is a beverage.
The other is a cleaning agent.

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>>49261418
Fabuloso is a cleaner, Welch's is a fruit juice.

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>>49261418
white cap on bottom left
label torn on bottom right fabuloso
fabuloso is a cleaning fluid, while welches is fruit juice

>>49261418
one is cheap alcoholic drink the other is kiddie fizzy drink

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>>49261357
Even facing overwhelming odds, we wouldn't give up.

>>49257155
I have told off someone from literally every group you listed out of concern for their health. That said I respect everyone's right to kill themselves (except not wearing a seatbelt; when I'm driving that makes you a liability for me and I ain't having that shit).

>>49258582
>>49261790
>right to be fat
>right to kill themselves
Neither of those rights exist

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>>49261746
Ye gods, that's one of the tensest things I'e seen in a long time.
Sage for noncontributing.

>>49261805
Playing devil's advocate here for a moment, there is no law against being fat or killing yourself, and such a law would not be tolerated.
Being fat or killing yourself is not immoral, despite whatever others might try to make you think.

It is a fundamental right of a human to do with their property whatever the fuck they want, and said "property" includes their own body.

>>49256125
I don't get it.

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>>49261878
Clearly, you haven't escaped the cycles of guilt yet.

>>49261805
Objectively speaking, no inherent right exists.

>>49261871
>there is no law against being fat or killing yourself
There should be, and regardless, suicide is illegal.
>and such a law would not be tolerated.
So?
>Being fat or killing yourself is not immoral
Yes, it is.

>It is a fundamental right of a human to do with their property whatever the fuck they want, and said "property" includes their own body.
>fundamental right
HAH

>their property
You imply that every man is their own sovereign.

>>49261914
>suicide is illegal
Not in most countries.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_legislation

It used to be illegal in western countries, but it was decriminalized.

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>>49261939
>but it was decriminalized.
Such a shame.

>>49261914
>You imply that every man is their own sovereign.
I don't.
Sure, you can sell the rights to your own existence to someone else, but only a stupid person would do so.
"Someone who trades away their freedom for security deserves neither" - a flawed saying, but it has a point - who's to guarantee that they will keep their promise of security when they already took away your means of resistance?

>>49261959
You imply that anyone has a right to freedom, or even a natural right to property simply by virtue of existing.

>>49261974
>You imply that anyone has a right to freedom, or even a natural right to property simply by virtue of existing.
Yes, so?
The right exists, but the ability to defend it - that's the entirely different matter altogether.

>>49261486
I dunno why, but it's always the 8 starred CIB that gets me.

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>>49261959
>"Someone who trades away their freedom for security deserves neither" - a flawed saying

Also not the actual saying.

And if you guys are going to have this argument, can you at least post filenames?

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>>49261986
>The right exists
No, it doesn't.
Its existence depends entirely on the will and ability to enforce it.

>>49261992
Sure thing, hoss

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>>49261992
> Also not the actual saying.
Beam me up, Scotty - who cares?
You got the point, so it's enough for me.
>>49262011
>Its existence depends entirely on the will and ability to enforce it.
The existence of a right doesn't depend on the ability to enforce it.
It depends solely on the existence and societal awareness of moraity and good virtues.

You are wrong if you think that the right and the abilty to enforce it are inseparable.

>>49262031
>The existence of a right doesn't depend on the ability to enforce it.
If it's not enforced, it may as well not exist.
If people don't believe it exists, it may as well not exist.
It's existence is entirely contingent on whether or not people want it to exist, and are willing to use force to ensure its existence.

>It depends solely on the existence and societal awareness of moraity and good virtues.
Morality and good virtues are utterly subjective and depend upon the relative values of the society or individual in question.

>You are wrong if you think that the right and the abilty to enforce it are inseparable.
You are wrong if you think that they aren't.
If every 99 out of 100 people tomorrow decided that they didn't want the freedom of speech, and the remaining 1 percent had no way to enforce their own freedom of speech, then freedom of speech may as well no longer be a right.
Rights are literally a social construct.

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>>49262094
forgot my image*

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>>49262094
>If it's not enforced, it may as well not exist.

Not that anon, but there's a huge difference between "does not exist" and "may as well not exist."

>>49256125
I killed my master... But I am not the one who murdered him.

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>>49262128
When you're talking about something utterly immaterial, they're one and the same.

>>49261448
I like that "realistic" is in quotations

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>>49262181
From a basic philosophical and ethical standpoint, no. The existence or non-existence of a thing is the core of understanding. Whether or not a right exists is a question entirely independent of such questions as, "Is anyone exercising this right? What is the morally correct way to exercise this right? Are we capable of depriving someone of this right, and under what circumstances would it be morally good to do so?"

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>>49262313
Back to /his/ with you

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>>49262269
The question itself depends on whether the "thing" you're talking about is material or immaterial. Stars so far away that we cannot see exist, even without us observing them.
Rights exist only in the minds of men, and so the minds of men can make them nonexistent as well.

>>49262313
This tbqh

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>rights
>existing

Pretty spooky, guys. Would you tell me another ghost story?

>>49262353
>>49262367
Sorry, I deleted my post so I could redo it fitting the theme of a filename thread.

>>49261395
Soul? Is that you?

>>49257155
>smokers
yes, lung cancer is considered an illness

>>49262031
>who cares?
The actual quote specifically says TEMPORARY security. Giving up freedoms for permanent safety is entirely reasonable. Example: I give up my freedom to stab bitches whenever I like. In exchange, I am now tremendously less likely to get stabbed like a bitch at random.

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>>49262252

A lot of facets to that joke.

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>>49259229
Huh, someone actually saved my contribution from another thread (or had the same idea as me)

>>49262594
Damn, the drawstyle looks familiar but it's certainly not Rustle...

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>>49262496
All freedoms are temporary, though, and depend solely on benevolence of the guarant of your security.
If the guarant either changes his mind, or is replaced by someone else, then you've basically fucked up, and the freedom you gave up means absolutely nothing.

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>>49255293

I wrote that post months ago, and for some reason it keeps popping up.

I don't know whether to be flattered or terrified.

>>49260990
under the sea?

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>>49262833
You have no freedom to give up unless you have the ability and will to protect it in the first place.

Freedom only exists for those who want to be free, and can defend their own freedom. It is not intrinsic to all men, beyond that of pragmatic courtesy.

>>49258442
I-it doesn't mean that ;_;

>>49262909
Kraut pls go

>>49262923
O-ok ;_;

>>49262833
Another school of though suggests that there is only one all-encompassing freedom and it is permanent. We merely choose to compromise it in exchange for comfort or safety.

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>>49262871
EIGHT LEGS

>>49262933
>
>
>

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>>49261568
>What is this, mordor?
>I bet the evil hordes who want to conquer the world live here
>Its the middleeast

>>49261991
The 68 years of service is nice to

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>>49263068
Yes, yes, we all get the joke.

Remember kids, jokes are like frogs, if you dissect it, you kill it.

>>49256066
Wait, what's the joke?

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>>49261406
>my group will never end up running that 7th sea game
It hurts, and I don't have the time to run one myself.

>>49263206
The artist is Shadman.
The lyrics are to "Behind Blue Eyes" and they go "No one knows what it's like to be a bad man, to be a sad man", so it rhymes with Shadman.

>>49263206
stay pure anon-kun

>>49259229
I see this picture in just about every thread a search just leads me back to tg archives. What is the context?

>>49263246
Crude rendition of that one obnoxious TV comedian going postal.

>>49262697
https://exhentai.org/g/741340/8f04721743/

>>49263322
Anyone got the vid where its voices?

>>49255293
This is the funniest thing ever. In retrospect Motti must have thought he was immune to the force or some shit because the BALLS on that guy.

>>49263362
Is that an edit? Because I can't imagine the author thought that the girl didn't look like an insufferable prick.

>>49263393
It is in fact not an edit.
And, yes, the main character comes off as a huge cunt, despite being the one who espouses the author's views.
The author is not a troll, just unbelievably stupid.

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>>49255438
Watch out. Leopard Seals are all white supremacists. It is known.

>>49262519
I dun get it.

>>49263393

it's real.

also,
>girl

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>>49263362

I've tried.

>>49263476
>not changing "Assigned Male" to "Assigned Skub"
6/10, you've tried.

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>>49261272

Got a source on that one?

>>49263472
Oh so it's one of those kind of comics.

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>>49263566

>>49255395
The article is inaccurate, the actual terms were "twelve horses and their riders". The way that's written completely loses the meaning.

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>>49263582
Two can play at this game!

>>49257155
As a Nazi who follows in the footsteps of the Fuhrer, I am an adamant vegetarian, I despise smoking, I discourage hunting and other cruel sports, I believe drink is for fools, I always advocate proper safety procedures for those undertaking physical activities, and I definitely believe in following all safety regulations, especially around artillery pieces.

Additionally however, I will say this: When I tell a smoker that smoking will kill him, he tells me to blow it out my ass because he values the pleasure of smoking more than he values an extra twenty years of being alive. When an alcoholic tells me "who wants to live to 80 anyway?" when I tell him about the dangers of a scarified liver, he does not make excuses like "alcohol doesn't really kill you."

If a fat person responds to me this way, I will shrug and move on. At least they know the risks and are doing what they want despite them. But when a fat person responds to me that I am shaming them because they do not live up to my standards of beauty, you must understand that this instills in me a degree of irritation. I do not tell smokers that their addiction is offensive because it doesn't meet my lofty standards of olifactory finery, nor do I tell the crack addict that his habit is offensive because his burned lips remind me too much of a child who has gone down the ski slope without his chapstick. No, I tell them these things because they are committing gradual suicide in front of me and I am worried about them.

If someone throws a tomato at a fat person they have never met, that is one thing, but to tell a friend or a family member that their weight is unhealthy is not an act of oppression.

Always wear your safety belts! Sieg Heil.

>>49263622
>Always wear your safety belts! Sieg Heil.

Getting pol back to politeness, one safety tip at the time.

>>49263492

>>49263492

I get a feeling you're asking for more work than it deserves.

Also, I wanted to post another version here, but the limit has been reached. So here you are.

http://i.imgur.com/3JLLggY.jpg

>>49261272
Is that Misuzu and Jun from Tomo?

>>49263360
I thank ye kindly for the guidance alas I can not overcome the solemn beast barring these promised lands.

>>49263614
You win this round

>>49263723
1) Register on g.e-h
2) Clean exh cookies
2) Log in on g.e-h
4) Exh links work now
Literally zero effort and no excuse if you aren't capable of this.

>>49263322
A shame this isn't the actual dialog

...or is it?

>>49258080
Black Widows are also extremely timid because they're web spiders, so they don't bite if they can fuck off.

It's just if one gets in a shoe it WILL bite.

>>49263622
You're the kind of Nazi I like, but daily reminder that fascism is of the same breed as democracy and communism, and that only by turning to pre-enlightenment authority can mankind prosper :^)

>>49261486
It's almost more ridiculous without the photoshop job, with all the extra shit it could be a joke, and not somebody's crippling autism.

>>49263723
https://myreadingmanga.info/gujira-4-gou-gujira-kimeseku-ni-maketa-shounen-eng/

>>49263753
>>49263899
praise be

>that cameo
YOOOOOOO!

>>49261568
the funny thing is that this is europe turned 90 counter clockwise, and some minimal shooping in paint

>>49263935
Happy fappin' my friend

>>49263471
The last scene?
Age of Sigmar

>>49263974
That's the joke, anon.

>>49263365
I gotchu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boo_Ii2Iam4

>>49262335
That's remarkably sad.

>>49264033
oh
well now i feel silly

>>49258215
Oh hey you went to RIT too

>>49261047
>halfway through O Fortuna when I open this webm
>syncs up perfectly with the startup of the second half
What sorcery is this?

>>49264059
Cheers mate

>>49263801
>A shame this isn't the actual dialog
Oh sweet summer child.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/743731/f3caa5ff16/

>>49257890

True. Just because something can bite the shit out of you and kill you doesn't mean it will always do as much. I've seen rattlesnakes that, even when poked and prodded (with long poles of course) don't rattle so much as just slither away. Could be it's in cold water and isn't up to speed on mounting a defense, is handled gently enough so as to not be afraid, or is genuinely curious as to the situation it's in.

Of course, just because something might not bite all the time doesn't mean it shouldn't be treated as if it isn't going to be biting 100% of the time, especially with the likes of a Blue Ringed Octopus or a cone snail.

>>49257981

Generally the danger passes after a few hours. Typical causes end in complete recovery if they can get through 24 hours. Of course, the danger is huge as it's complete paralysis that sets in pretty quickly. Rescue breathing nonstop can keep the person alive until they can get a ventilator bag or machine to breathe for them, so long as they don't suffer heart failure as well.

>>49258994
Where are you?

>>49262719
That just hurt to watch. Why are dogs so caring.

>>49260967
Shoo Bee Doo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iakTl9SZTTY

>>49264275
Another RIT student here; maybe I wasn't paying close attention (it was 2 years ago for me) but I don't remember anything about jellying cats.

>>49255293
Totally stolen from Cracked.

>>49255293
See, the problem is, in my party, they'd still hit the Diplomacy Check.

>>49269422
I dropped out in 2012, so I wouldn't be surprised if they don't still show it. Good luck at the meat grinder

>>49264275
Swiggity swooty, destler's weather machine gets the booty.

>>49264059
This made my fuckin day.

Australians have some of the most creative profanities I've ever heard.

>>49256848
Sauce?
better not be a fucking doujin

>>49256708
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-ringed_octopus#Toxicity

>>49259111
Do anyone else's extremities tingle while watching this?

>>49263393
That's the unedited version.

Easy to jump on assigned male as the author is quite frankly a delusional cunt at times.

>>49261357
>crazy sunshine

>>49263228
And how's the joke /tg/ related?

>>49267535
>come'n
>chuck it in me gash
I'm fucking dying

>>49258994
Converse honeybee mountain dew?

>>49277461
I thought it was "footwear, insect, beverage"

>>49259080
>someone saved my filename
nice

>>49252015

omg yes

>>49257288

hehehe

>>49261954

10/10

>>49269077

Depends on dog.

>>49261568
>Who designed this, an alien
kek

>>49262109
Good to see that people still remember the good old Chaos Engine.

>>49261200
>>49260922
What game is this?

>>49279218
What is that?

>>49279371
Boku no Planescape
Darude - 'Sandtorment'

>>49258994
shoobidoo
shooshoobidoo

>>49261567
>that landing

>>49269122

Gay

>>49261746

I kinda want a condom that sturdy

>>49255336
Sawyer would actually be a pretty interesting first name, its got literary merit and it has a nice ring to it.

>>49281458
just noticed it was for a girl though, which i dont think would work as well.

>>49279577
Fireball on top of spinning sawblades. The more sawblades, the more power.

>>49263622
>nazi
>adamant vegetarian
>discourage hunting and other cruel sports
>drink is for fools

This board is for 18+, anon

>follows in the footsteps of the Fuhrer

What, being incompetent, getting wrecked by the Allied forces, dying like a bitch, and leading to modern Germany being more cucked than ever before?

kek

>>49281854
why does it work?

>>49261003
>Not iron warrior battlefield.

>>49281954
>Allied forces
you mean the US?

>>49283916
No, he meant the forces that can defeat farmers with were still in use then, and without violating international law left, right, and centre to boot.