>annoyed by your party's antics, the tarrasque pays a

>>49211762
>Through scrying, the party's Sorcerer catches wind of the Tarrasque's plan.
>The party bribes the dwarf merchant to sneak in several kilos of C4 buried beneath the HE rounds.

>>49213476
>The dragons, having long since infiltrated dwarven society, steal the c4 to use on their upcoming heist to false flag a war with the upstart humans

>>49211762
So it can't hit what's in front of him?

>>49211762
Dig a massive pit for the tarrasque to fall into then. Pay the dwarves. I heard they like digging.

>>49213557

Well of course not, that'd be OP, and Goblins tend to be libertarians who operate according to a NAP anyway.

>>49214264
Figures - they run around stealing and despoiling everything they can get their hands on, but if anyone stands up to them and tries to force them to stop they just start in with the REEEEEEE USING FORCE IS ALWAYS WRONG

>>49213557
The goblin spotter, atop the Tarrasque, correctly identifies the party heading towards their employer from the front
The goblin gunnery crew, in their haste to aim towards their spotter's called out current direction and distance, shoot at the party.
Through the Tarrasque.

They later claim the bounty on the beast's head before losing it in a high stakes poker tournament.
By all accounts the goblins rather enjoyed the entire experience.

>>49213503
>The Party raids the Dragons' hoard for more war material to fight the Tarrasque.
>They find their C4 and instantly goes back to beat the dirt off the dwarf that ripped them off and make him do the job proper this time.

>>49214515
>The dragons anticipated the Party's raid and swapped the C4 with delicious candy

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>>49211762
>the party finally gets annoyed with the tarrasques antics and goes for the nuclear option

>>49215920
>In dragon terms, is nitroglycerin and therefore does the job as well.

>>49211762
Then we must attack from below!

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>>49211762
>the party anticipated this tactic, and invested in a long range ground-based solution

>>49218070

>Armoring the wings
>Implying that would stop any actual AA from passing through it like butter

>>49218070
This boggles my mind
the amount of hydrolic pistons is both incredible and retarded

>>49218831
Well It's designed by a retarded furry what did you expect.

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>>49211762
>The party Wizard, Sorcerer, and Artificer all team up to craft a Warforged unlike any other.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvg7qrIiDTM

>>49216810
>The party has to quickly carry the explosive liquid down the mountain, without shaking it and trying to avoid detection

>>49220882
>The mountain however, has different plans, and ensure the adventurer arrive on a different destination, where a Dwarven governament officer seizes the nytro, which is promptly sold back on the black market to a goblin warlord.