You are on a quest with the waifu you got from hard work, when

>>49074220

...doesn't Lu-Bu have his own smoking hot, empire-destroying waifu of his own?

>>49074220
Slap Lu-Bu's ass.

>>49074232
I think her name is Red Hair

>>49074220
Pursue sexually

Accept the inevitable as I'm sent flying by the sonic shockwave of Lu Bu smacking my waifu's ass.

>>49074269
The cheating slut.

>>49074220
I assemble the greatest team of lawyers in the quest's world to incarcerate his hand.

only his hand.

Ask mai waifu why is she slapping her own ass all of a sudden.

>>49074296
Let's see YOU say no to Guan Yu.

>>49074220
>the greatest warrior in the quest's world slaps your waifu's ass

So that would be my character.

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>>49074220
I tell him to back the fuck off!?!

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>>49074220
>>You are on a quest with the waifu you got from hard work, when the greatest warrior in the quest's world slaps your waifu's ass.
>>What do you do?
>I am the greatest warrior in the setting

... Slap it again?

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DO NOT PURSUE

>>49074324
You're right, that lusty mane of his really gets me going too.

>>49074220
So I slap my waifu's ass, so what?

>>49075529
>>49074378
>>49074327
So, I get that you think this is true, but you aint no lu-bu motherfucker

Forcecage. Cloudkill. Animate his corpse and make it apologize to her.

>>49074220
Wait for his inevitable betrayal, laugh at his execution, piss on the grave.

>>49074220
Fuck him to assert dominance.

>>49074220
Flood his city.