>Your GM reveals the big bad of the campaign >Pic related

Tell him he has shit taste and leave.

>>49021114
Keep an ear out.

Punch him til he dies.

>>49021114
Die in the time loop created by bites the dust

>>49021114
Nuke the town.

>>49021114
Spike his Mt Dew with laxatives.

>>49021114
Get the fuck out of that town not dealing with captain autism and murder cat

Considering we can't see Stands we probably touch something we shouldn't and get blown up.

>>49021114
Leave him alone, he just wants a quite life.

>>49021354
His explosions can't hurt non-stand users.

>>49021361
That's not true

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LOOK OVER HERE

>>49021361
Bites the Dust can

>>49021361
Yes they can.

Walk like an Egyptian

>>49021114
Get a feeling so complicated

>>49021114
I take the last train home.

>>49021399
I AM THE FUCKING STRONG

I summon an ambulance.

>>49021399
I feel you.
I feel you deeply!
Your feeling I can feel deeply!

>>49021114
Trick him into insulting Josuke's hair.

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Would 2-3 maximized enervations work?

I bite the dust.

>>49021114
Ask the GM how does bomb generation invoke time travel?

>japanese David Bowie murders a fat kid over a sandwich
Best part

>>49021702
Does it feel like a picnic?

>>49022344
>so uhh when he like explodes the bomb right? You see tge space around it rush towards the center and create sort of like an implosion I guess. So the bomb, right, its like bending space around it, and because of that it also affects the time, if you get what I'm saying.

>>49021114
Use ring of wishes, wish BBEG out of existence, chide GM for having shit taste.

>he Jojo posts on /tg/
No dignity.


In other news how viable do you think a wooden warforged would be?

>>49022371
>japanese David Bowie murders a fat kid with his muscular pink cat ghost over a sandwich
fify

>>49022460
He'd have to be a wizard or sorcerer type or else he would die pretty easily. It would be cool if his body functioned as sort of a staff that he could use to cast magic.

>>49022491
I want to make the wood so hard that people would hurt themselves punching me.

>>49022435
C H E W

H

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>>49021114
Obviously I would run him over with an ambulance, sending him to a ghost alleyway where he mistakenly thinks he went back in time and ends up getting dragged into hell.

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>>49022460
Asking for trouble.

>>49022344

It's a manifestation of his desire and ability to get away with crime.

Like Harvest is a manifestation of its user desire and ability to hoard, to be a little shit, and to help.

>>49022344
Killer queens ability isn't "make explosions" but "protect kira's identity/quiet life"

first bomb erases evidence to the molecular level, second bomb lets him get rid of pursers without revealing himself, third bomb makes it so if someone tries to reveal who he is they die and time gets reset so that never happened.

>>49021361
That's literally how he kills his victims after getting autism cat.

>>49022509
It wouldn't matter against a fireball

>>49021114
Touch a doorknob and get blown to bits.

>>49021361
That's literally his MO after getting Killer Queen, he destroys his latest victim with the bomb and leaves their hand intact.

>>49021114
Probably punch myself and reconsider my life, because I'm the DM.

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>>49021333
>>49022487
>>49022676
don't bully Killer Queen

>>49021114
NO WEAKNESS

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>>49021114
Recon, countermagic and coordination.

Yeah, nah, I get that he's a super special anime and that his powers aren't technically magic and whatever else you want to say about him, but fucking with people's baseline ability to do superpowers is an unsurprisingly solid baseline to build on. Recon helps a fuck ton too since, again unsurprisingly, information is powerful.

From there it's just organised, seasoned fighters following a plan of attack to kick the teeth out of a blonde prick in a nice suit.
The only people you don't use countermagic on are people you want to be friends with.

>>49022487
This kind of shit is why I love JoJo

>>49021114

I pose. Menacingly.

The better question would be:

Can people fuck their own stands?

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>>49021114
>BBG just wants a peaceful life

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>>49023642
That's a great plan anon, regardless of system, but there's one *other* problem that's just occurred to me.
OP didn't mention anything about why we're fighting Kira. Unless he has his girlfriend to hand (and even then that's only proof of GBH unless we find the corpse), how're we gonna explain why we're hexing the shit out of a civilian?

Troll him by reanimate his last victim hand into a crawling hand undead minion that could end strangling him in his sleep.
Use control undead on father so he can't do shit for stop the crawling hand fucking with his autistic murder son.

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>>49021114

>What does your group do?

They ignore the GM and argue inane bullshit about what the party should have done seven encounters ago

>>49022509
are you OK reAtard?
I am wOOd
stoopid

>>49021114
If the GM reveals him as the BBEG, then we've already gotten past most of his defenses.

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>>49022509
So, you want to harden your wood?

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>>49025504
>GM reveals him as the BBEG
>everyone playing is now dead

>>49021114
I didn't expect to but I felt really bad for the exploding fat boy

>>49026658
Same here. It's just because he was so close to getting to Josuke and getting himself healed, but in the end he died right outside the door, literally by touching the handle

>>49027187
The fact that everyone else ignored his injuries is what got me the most. Josuke and Okayasu were really the only ones that cared about him.

>>49027403
>girl asks him "Are you okay?"
BITCH ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND HE'S CRAWLING, GROANING AND HIS NOSE IS PARTIALLY INVERTED

>>49027502
>He's so ugly bitches assume that's his default look

Cast stop time and proceed to attack with ranged
spells/weapons of choice

Or an ambulance

But everyone else has said that already

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>>49028226
>Party fighting, got him on the ropes
>Half a second later he's a bloody pulp filled with dozens of knives
Ready for the real boss?

>>49028330
Young Dio couldn't do that. DIO, on the other hand, could. Also, JJBA Table Top when? There has to be a way to make one.

>>49026062
Oh shit we're already in Bites the Dust and don't realize we're looping.

>>49021114
Have my character kill himself to defeat him.

>>49028600
That would be rad as shit. Hard to do with how varied the abilities of stands are, but still rad as shit.
I Imagine it would encourage DMs to bend the rules as needed.

>>49028600
>>49028923
There are a bunch of unofficial ones

>>49028600
Some of my friends tried that once using M&M. The way they statted Stands basically made it so that everyone had two turns, and as a result combat took way too long and the group basically fell apart, but they were at least able to make Jojo like abilities.

>>49029008
Tell me more about the abilities.

>>49029141
They haven't liked talking about it much since it fizzled out, and this was a few years ago, so I don't remember what most of them did.

The only one I remember was the extended They Might Be Giants reference.
His name was John Johnson, his stand was They Might be Giants, and it had the ability to make things grow and shrink.
I think he mentioned a stand that could turn things into diamonds too, since that was basically the only combat that went well. Being a Jojo campaign the diamond guy attacked them while they were flying.

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Do everything I can to sabotage his personal life before he can develop Bites the Dust and then kill Cinderella myself before he can switch identities.
Then proceed to die with the biggest fucking smile on my face.

>>49030153
If he's shown as pictured, Cinderella is already dead. He might not have Another One Bites the Dust yet though

>>49030153
>>49030403
Oh wait, I fucked up. Naw you're good, you got it.

>>49028600

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tgHTQY5OfUQMxXNLbBQd-Wrwv5fLSax-RGOsXuUUmIs/
this one looks pretty decent, though I havent playtested it

>>49021114
Let him live a quiet life.

>>49021114
Ask him for a better villain. Is he too afraid of being mainstream to give us Dio?

>>49021114
Use Animate Dead to create Crawling Hands.

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best girl

>>49021114
Give him a hand.

>>49028600
I'm actually in one now. I'm playing a guy named Roger Whosend with a stand called [PINBALL WIZARD] that lets him affect how objects ricochet off of each other.

>>49023999
What stops him exploding the hand?

>>49036832
>exploding a perfectly good hand-waifu
Come on now

>>49036922
>letting some hoe choke him out
Kira is an autist, but he isnt a beta. He'll just dump her and get a new waifu.

>>49036922
He already does that if they let themselves go or he finds a new flame. He may forgive them being rude by puncturing sandwiches and not washing up before dinner but attempted murder is breakup material.

>>49036922
Exactly. The emtional attachment to freshly obtained "hand friends" would make him shock enough to not react time. Specially if the crawling hand attacks him during his sleep and ghost dad is incapacitated with control undead.

>>49021114
Start posing, because shit just something something overrated meme trash

>>49023642
>Recon helps a fuck ton too since, again unsurprisingly, information is powerful.
Recon can and will get you stuck in a temporal loop of dying.

Simple.

We fly to Italy and join the Mafia.

>>49028600
I'd probably just use Risus and the Sidekicks rules in the companion for stands.

>>49021114
Well the problem with kora is trying to find a needle in a heystack and any approach is lethal since hes basically a pathfinder summoner.

>>49036728
Are you using that system that was posted or a different one?

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>>49023994
>guards
Pay them off / "I like you, don't go to [your area] tomorrow" for mates / call in favours / explain the situation and what you intend to do, ask they keep the populace safe.

>>49037454
>remote scrying
>paid street urchins
>town gossipmonger
>bird companions
>paid thugs "random mugging"

If we can get backlash through those then we may be out of our league regardless.

>>49028600
Jojo d10 exists man.

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>>49021134
>>49022451
>>49023120
>>49037161
>JoJo
>shit taste

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>>49021361
He murders people with it man. Did you not read part 4?

>>49040038
A common misconception is that people think non-stand users can't be affected by stand powers.

Non Stand users see Stand users as psychics, because that's what they fucking are. Punch Ghosts is just a way to materialize that.

>Time cop with enough time manipulation abilities to make Dio jealous
>Stop time, stab him in his stupid face, then go back to the future to catch up on the Jojo part 5 anime

>>49041979
I can't wait for Steel Ball Run. Truly, I want to live in a real man's world.

>>49034536
Go back to tumblr, faggot

>>49040098

Hol Horse really needs to find a way to threaten non-stand users with bodily violence.

>>49042434
well to them he just mimes a gun and bullet holes appear, which is pretty threatening.

>>49042405
ebin

>>49022460
Warforged are mostly wood to begin with. They just have armor plates on them (mostly on their head).

>>49022344
Because it's a time bomb.

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>>49040038
Not that guy but personally, I'm kinda waiting for the Steel Ball Run. If there was a Jojo arc that could be more easilly adapted for the sake of RPG, that's it.
Also, EXPLODING RIVER

>>49028600
I say this everytime someone asks, but the system you're looking for is 'Monsters and Other Childish Things'.

One of the example Monsters is basically Harvest, even

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>>49039969
This is 4chan, people will call anything shit taste if it's popular enough.

>>49021134
this only i wouldn't say anything

>>49021114
Have our party mage try and fuck up his time loop bullshit with our own time magic.

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>>49047831
Anon, there are several reasons that is an extremely bad idea.
Also, screw you capatcha.

>>49047537
The same suggestion I've seen for Digimon multiple times? I wouldn't have thought of that, but I can believe it.

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>>49021114
Pull out our guns and shoot ourselves in the head. It's the only way.