Nurgle is the best god >his followers look disgusting which

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>>48985388
Tzeentch is the best god
>his followers look horrifically mutated which already lowers sanity
>they can mutate you with their powers
>you can get mutations just by being nearby his champions
>his Daemons are playful which makes them more disturbing
>I personally always liked knowledge/insanity themes villains

Meanwhile other gods
>whore
>imbecile
>unwashed sperg

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Khorne is the best god
>his followers look fucking ripped which already makes wussy enemies wet their pants
>they can RIP AND TEAR you with their axes
>you can get your skull sacrificed to the skull throne just by being nearby his champions
>his Daemons are always angry and concentrated on killing which makes them even killier
>I personally always liked rage/war themed villains

Meanwhile other gods
>lazy narcissist
>stinky autist
>cowardly gossipmonger

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God-Emperor is the best god
>his followers look much better and more normal than other gods' which makes them more sympathethic
>they can scourge and purge you with their flamethrowers
>you can get BLAMmed just by being nearby his champions
>his saints are beautiful which makes them more inspiring
>I personally always liked religion themed flawed heroes

meanwhile other gods
>maniac
>NEET
>dick
>penis and also dicke and balls

>>48985388
Slaanesh is the best god
>its followers look both repulsive and attractive which already confounds and befuddles the mind
>they can corrupt you with their allures
>you can switch side suddenly just by gazing at the perfection of one of its champions
>his demons take the form of your deepest desires, making them even more disturbing
>I personally always liked villains themed around the forbidden desires in the hearts of men

Meanwhile the other goods
>single minded brute (would by dommed by tho)
>boring, emotionless nerd (would teach the pleasure of flesh to tho)
>time-wasting fun-hating blob of pus (... still would tho, it is new and exciting!)

>>48985652
No slaanesh picture tho, cause blue boards are no place for Its perfection.

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>>48985652
>Tzeentch
>emotionless
Just look at him/it for long enough and you'll find ALL degrees of want on his manifestation

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Malal is best god.
>His followers are handpicked champions that are filled with primarch-levels of power and fight with a complete silence that already places insecurity on the minds of their opponents.
>they can -kill for good- your demons with anti-demon demon weapons
>you can be possessed by Malal himself just by standing near his champions
>his daemons hate daemons, him, you, themselves and the warp, which makes them more disturbing.
>I peronally love anarchic and self-contradicting anti-heroes.

Meanwhile other gods:
Angry Ketchup Bottle.
Rotten Fatass
Boring chess player.
Purple Trap.

>>48985849
>>48985652
>>48985635
>>48985562
>>48985482
Well this thread went nowhere near its purpose already
>>48985792
I'd wager everyone is almost emotionless in comparison to Slaanesh.

>>48985792
>Chaos God.
>Emotionless

wut

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>>48985849
how much canon material is there on malal, anyway? what about good fan material? i would love to actually figure out what the fuck he is

>>48987305
He's basically melkor.

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Gork iz da bestest god
>Orks iz best
>Iz brutal but kunnin'
>Krumps ya harder when ya iz lookin
>Da Boyz iz always wantin' ta git in a scrap
>WAAAGH!!!

Da other gods
>Squishy grot
>Nerdy grot
>Unorky grot
>Red grot

>>48987305
Doesn't exist. At best he was destroyed by the other Chaos Gods ages ago.

>>48989059
>not GorkaMorka
E'z da bes' a' bof werl'z.

>>48990522
>not MorkaGorka
Z'ounds like wez got a grot mukin about!

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>>48985721
Good point. Perfection is hard to handle.

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HEY NURGLE

I BET ISHAS A SLUT