Lets share some secrets >All potions look like water until

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>the runes on magic weapons are random squigglys that don't actually mean anything

>Halflings are just exceptionally tall gnomes.

>>48960175
>>All potions are water until the colouring is applied

>dwarf beards are actually cultivated moss, they're naturally hairless

>Wizards are actually time travellers carrying small flame throwers and pistols

>time travellers are actually wizards who fuck around with technology in ancient times before casting time travel spells to get back home

>>48961059
>All food coloring is highly diluted potion

>the paladin forgot what deity they worship after getting knocked on the head
>they still get spells though so it's all good I guess

>>48961435
concentrated you uneducated shit

>>48961435
concentrated you fuckwit

>>48961466
>>48961484
Guys he's just having trouble diluting don't be so mean

The rogue isn't picking locks. The doors were never locked to begin with.

>the berserker's personality is due to having and absent mother and an abusive father

>the blacksmith didn't actually need that dragon shit and ironwood to forge your legendary weapon; it was for his wife's garden

It's all in ya head, adventurers. There was never any dragon to begin with!

>>48963035
The Rouge is actually a druid, solely able to commune with the spirits of locks and pockets.

>all paladins and clerics are gods. It's just gods are slightly more powerful normal people

>the rules really are arbitrary.

>>48961059
I like this actually. The water and the chemicals in the coloring are reagents that must first react before the potion is finished.
>dwarven potions are alcohol-based