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I'm lmaoing at other obsolete classes ''hurr muh god's blessing, hurr muh warrior's code, hurr muh shadows'' fucking half apes who can barely put two sticks together fuck you I'm fucking showing a middle finger fuck you to you and conjuring a huge eldritch dick that will penetrate your primitve ass. What's even the point of bows and swords if a fireball wrecks more shit? What's the point of being stealthy when you can just turn invisible? What's the point of dying for the country if you can become a lich?
Non mages should be put in a fucking zoo.
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>>48959922
Except while you're still shooting 3 magic missiles a day at random villagers you get socketed in the eye by any level 1 martial character.
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>>48959934
Nice projecting little warriobaby but the simple fact is the only one who can 1v1 a mage is another mage or a magical beast.
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>>48959922
Why are you still playing 3.5
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>>48959973
I think he made that pretty clear: Because it's very badly balanced, and he needs the crutch of playing an overpowered class.
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>>48959959
Except when you start. Most wizards die by second level and you fucking know it. I'm not even saying that Martians are better I'm just saying give the guys who kept you alive for ten levels some help.
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>>48959922
Not everyone is fortunate enough to have the educational opportunities to learn magic! Check your caster privilege! #triggered
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>>48960028
Most wizards cuck other classes and they watch.
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What is it about the Wizard class that has so many more powertripping grognards than other classes?
I mean you'll find them in people who play fighters and rogues and the such, but any time we've had an insufferably smug player at the table they always play a Wizard or similar class, regardless of game or edition.
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>>48959973
I don't play tabletop.
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>>48960097
Well, good luck with your shitposting then
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>wizards that outshine the rest of the party
>wizards that don't buff and support the rest of the party in combat
>wizards that don't require a nightly bondage-and-bukkake session from the rest of the party to replenish their mana
Please.
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>>48960347
>>wizards that don't require a nightly bondage-and-bukkake session from the rest of the party(out of character) to replenish their mana
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This is why nobody likes wizards
At least the sorcerer is pretty
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>>48960089
where's the monte_cook_origin_story.jpg when you need it
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