Potion seller, I'm going into battle. I need only your

Greater elixir of exponential diarrhea, based on the principles of a boggart witch.
Works through skin, so throwing it into things is nice. Well for you, not them. Well I suppose it isn't really nice for anyone that has eyes and nose.

Holy fuck this is some unfunny forced shit.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?

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>>48951637
Alright, I've got a few potion cocktails here that will help: it boosts speed, strength, reflexes, and also is a pain killer.

Few important things do note: wear some damn good armor because part of increasing your speed means your blood needs to flow easily, so it's also got a small amount of blood thinner. Also, you want to take this about an hour before you get into the fight because it'll be another hour before it fully kicks in. Lastly, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TAKE ANY OTHER POTIONS, POULTICES, ELIXIRS, ALCHEMICALS, OR WHATEVER THAT ISN'T BREAD OR WATER OR YOU COULD IRREPARABLY FUCK UP YOUR INSIDES WHILE UNDER THE EFFECTS OF THIS.

The effects will last for about four hours after taking it, after which you will suffer a SEVERE crash in energy and possibly fall unconscious for a full day then need to eat like hell, you'll probably still feel fatigued for the remainder of that day.

See me afterwards as well, I have a few nutritional supplements that can help with any further potential after effects.

That'll be ten gold, please.

>>48951789
Honestly, worth it.

>>48951637

We don't use potions in our setting, tend to trivialize wound and recovery system. Besides they would be much too strong for you anyway if they were implemented.

>>48951734
Agreed.

>>48951637
I can sell you this potion of potion sensing. It allows you to sense the strength of potions!

>>48951637
Lucky for you, I've just finished a batch of chin remover potion. This one is on the house.

>>48951838
I like my alchemicals and magical healing stuff to have limits and drawbacks.

Stuff like you don't just down a healing potion. You clean the wound, stitch it up if needed, apply a poultice, apply bandage, drink a potion (actually a nutrient elixir to help supply your body to repair itself), and keep off it for about a week.

Basically, while injuries are not necessarily fatal, they can still result in a lot of downtime and encourage players to play it smart. Hell, healing magic for the most part is meant to be treated as something to keep you alert/functional/stable until you can get some more lasting medical treatment and spend time to actually recuperate.

You mean my simple Glovecleaner?

>>48952328
I want your list of everything potion

please sir

>>48951637

When I look at this picture all I see is the "aliens" guy in Saiyan Armor.
I approve.

>>48952734
I don't really keep a list, mostly just a breakdown of

Oral: (both drunk and pill forms)
>Nutrient Enriched
>Regenerative
>Antibiotics
>Probiotics
>Stimulants
>Sedatives/Depressants/painkillers

Topical
>Antibiotic
>Regenerative
>Painkiller
>Soothing

Hypodermic:
>Pretty much a variant of everything listed a above.

Races are also a matter, so variants are made or recipes are adjusted for elves, humans, etc.

>>48952982
>Hypodermic vodka