>Bold heroes are back again, eh? Your plan did not work so

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What if we can find only elven maidens (male)?

>>48934142
There is bound to be teenage crazies somewhere who want to serve a dragon, we just need to find them.

>>48934142
Kill him, take his shit.
I don't appreciate his tone, or his demands.

>>48934166
I wish you could at least use a different image, if you're going to post it in 50% of all threads on /tg/.

>>48934142
Joke's on you, ligger, we're level nine now. Now kindly stand still and die!

>>48934142
>wat do?

find a pure maiden trapped in a tower

save and murder her

fill the body with explosives

return to dragon with his new tasty treat


???

profit from selling off his mostly pure harem

>>48934142
Create a homonculus just realistic enough that he won't notice the explosives until it's too late.

>>48934142
>You leave me with the impression you do not value youth or beauty but that you merely hoard it as if to compensate for something Dragon Face. Perhaps you think yourself above such things as gold or gems but your need to fill a void is the same as any other lonely dragon. What happens when you grow tired of having a collection of beautiful women. Will you just move on to something else like collecting stamps. You'll never be satisfied, and haven't you been a bachelor long enough? I know it can be scary but it's time to take things seriously and settle down as you are getting older. You need some stability in your life, more than a muse to calm down your wrath but someone to love you truly and dearly. Someone who can also be there with you and share your feelings. You have to put your self out there, if you need help I'll even be your winged man.

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>>48934142
That's cool.
We get the wizard to polymorph said fat virgin into an Elf like he always wanted.

Oh and when you come after us for fooling you we get him to do the same to you.

>>48934142
These are the sorts of fuckers that need killing.

>>48935328
You, you i like, Alchemy for life.

>>48934142
I offer the Heart of a dragon. You give us the spell, we DON'T show it to your lifeless eyes.

We have no time for your idiocy.

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>>48934142
'Kay. Gimme a few hours.

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>>48934142

'k boss, I got dis ere elfy maiden, so fresh and flowin he's bloomin green!

>>48934142
I roll to Seduce.

>>48934142
Smite.

Don't negotiate with evil.