http://vigilantcitizen.com/vigilantreport/opening-ceremony-worlds-largest-tunnel-bizarre-occult-ritual/
http://www.thenewamerican.com/world-news/europe/item/23376-satanic-switzerland-new-tunnel-opens-with-bizarre-occult-like-ceremony
http://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-just-performed-a-fake-human-sacrifice-at-cern-for-some-reason
http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a22429/cern-human-sacrifice-prank/
Why do your cult-hunting parties never hunt the blatant cults in plain sight?
>>48927441
Because scientology will sue.
Because my group can not handle real world politics
>>48927441
i'm still trying to figure out why theres a satanic cult in CERN.
>>48927759
Because if there's s God particle (Higgs boson) it stands to reason that there's a Demon particle.
>>48927441
I read one of those articles, and now my eyes have friction burns from all the rolling.
>>48929891
That's some dark magic at work there.
>>48927441
...Is this real?
Because if it is, holy shit, I've gotta get a job at CERN and join the cult-- I mean, the club.
>>48927759
Don't question the Adeptus Mechanicus
>>48927759
It can't be satanic if they're doing the sacrifice in front of Shiva.
>>48927759
because otherwise some fuckwit in Akiba will invent a time travelling microwave and send prank calls to the past with his fuckwit friends
t. CERN
This is the most Unknown Armies style plot hook I have ever seen.