>humies unironically 'ave a corpse for a boss can't

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>>48898548
Oh yeah, it's totally ludicrous. Those Mon'keigh are absolute madmen. And this is coming from us!

Would it be possible to just go full heretek, but serve the orks instead of chaos?

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>>48898548
>da corpse isn't even da biggest

humies pls

Could a space marine paint his armor green and live among Orks?

Eed lok funne buut if'n hes big and mean, and at least a little green, hed be hokay in my warband!

>>48898699

Only wiv enuf spikey bitz 'n dakka

>>48898750
I've got a question.

Could you make the spikey bitz shooty?

The Beast called Vulkan "Son of the Emperor".

Does that imply that Orks know how human reproduction work?

>>48898782
It ain't 'ard to work out.

I mean it ain't konfidential day-tah is it? An' we loot cogie-tators all da time. Ya get two 'umies. One 'igh pitched an wit's chest lumps. And one lower an' without chest lumps. Dey wriggle about a bit, da boy puts spores in da uvva wun an' den you wait a bit fer da spores to fight who gets ta grow up.
Den it's a bit weird but you get a 'umie sprog.

It's loike you don't fink we don't take slaves an' dat.
Don't ask me the speffics of 'ow it works but oi know the gen'ralities. 'umies make more 'umies one at a time. Simple.

>>48898548
Can't kill what's already dead

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>>48899221
>dead
ISHYHDDT

>>48898548
Wotz un "ironik?"

>>48899221
You just ain't tryin' 'ard enuff, ya grot.

>>48899817
Fink itz sum kinda 'umie squig or sumfin'.

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>>48898782
>>48898887
I-I SEEN WHAT DEY DO!

IT AINT RIGHT!

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>>48898548
>corpse boss
>cannot be krumped becuz he iz already krumped
>cannot die becauze iz already dead
>immortalz boss
I finks dez humies has da right idea.

>>48898548
Threads where people talk like orcs make me cringe. It's the most embarassing part of /tg/ besides loliposting

>>48900060
Wuz a kringe ya git?

>>48900052
>Join spess mehreen
>Get free dakka
>Go WAAAGH against demons, tyranids, other spess mehreen, other orks, more variety than normal WAAAGH
>Eventually become boss of warband

>>48900052
Empra is smaller than Ghazghkull ya git!

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>>48900060
dakka

>>48900060
God forbid people would have some fun and roleplay on a subreddit dedicated to roleplaying and war games.

>>48900060
>people roleplaying on the roleplaying board makes me cringe

>>48900271
'Ow yu know dat? Is statuez iz big. I aint seen 'im, but if the 'umies say He's stinkin big, He's probably stinkin big. Evry boy knows Gork an' Mork are bigga dan da biggest Gargant. Maybe the 'Umie God is bigga dan dem Titans of theirz.

>>48900279
>subreddit

Anon please

>>48900279
Is this bait, desu?

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>>48900060
Watch out OP, we got someone gunning for the "Worlds Biggest Faggot of all time" award

>>48900343
I iz wonderin', da humiz sez da Emprah iz on "Holy Terra". What if da humiz Emprah iz Holy Terra?

>>48900271
Yeah, but Empra's a weirdboy. An' dat makes 'im big in da warp.

It's like.. you see a nob, an you fink dat he is a small WAAAGH!! but he's just one little bit of da many boyz dat make up da WAAAGH!!

>>48900452
Datz stupid yah Git. Iv da Emprah wuz Terra why'd da 'umies say 'e wuz on it?

>>48900486
Mebbe itz sum kinda supa-beaky er sumfink and da Emprah rides it.

>>48900271
Wot if... wot if wez krump Ghazghkull! Then wez have our own dedboss!

>>48900486
Fink it diz way, what iz da most Orkly planet? Even a planet full of boyz iz still full of unorkly rockz. If da planet iz an Ork, all iz Orkly! Da humiz seyz Terra iz da most "Holy" planet so if da whole fink is da Emprah, it iz all "Holy"!

>>48900629
Just means it's got holes in it

>>48900279
>subreddit
You did not just fucking...

>>48898548
>da humies boss is cova'd wif dat useless gold stuff
>not even coated wif teef

Wot did dey mean by dis?

>>48898663
Orks have surprisingly high standards. You need to be sufficiently orky to be their buddy.

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>>48900060
Maybe you should find a more 'respectable forum' like Reddit my friend.

>>48900272
Ok i chuckled

>>48900060
uh oh lads, da grotz found dakkachan

>>48901686
It makes 'im flashy, ya git.

>>48901686
poor git detected
aint u got teef to be pullin outta ur mouf?

>>48901708
Not really. Blood Axez let just about anybody in. Of course, you'll likely die from how brutal Da Ork Lyfe is, but they'll let you join all the same.

Ogryns for example get along really well with orks if they haven't been indoctrinated to the emperor yet

>>48898782
Any Boy born from yer Drops is a son to yer tribe/house. So he likely just assumed Vulcan was shit out by the Emperor

Which is more or less true.

>>48899817
It's when you use wood instead of iron. Then you built it un-iron-ically, see?

>>48900060
The most embarrassing part is where people from /tg/ go to porn bards and pretend to be space marines/commissars.

Oh, and tower girls

>>48902942
i forgot tower girls was a thing
jesus christ

>>48898672
The Emperor is something silly like eighteen feet tall if the HH depictions of Primarchs standing in front of people are to scale.

>>48903040
Biomancy, telepath and religious iconography often having key individuals larger than usual.
It's hard to say how large the Emperor was on average.

Although his totally non-psyker form would just be a little brown dude who's bad at talking to people.

>>48903080
>Although his totally non-psyker form would just be a little brown dude who's bad at talking to people.

pat yourself on the back that was pretty funny

>Da boss of da humies been sendin' his humie boyz and big stompy fings an' tankz an' wot since any git can fink ter get good an' stuck in
>da best fights are wiff da humies, an' dey'z always zoggin' talkin' 'bout dis "emprah" so he must be one big an' dead 'ard humie
Can yoo fink of a boss datz been fightin so long?

>>48900060
I bet youz a zoggin 'umie you are. ZOGGIN 'UMIES, GET OFF MY WAAAGH!!!

>>48900060
You sound like a grot man.

>>48902859
Would Yarrick actually be able to lead Orks? Considering how he seems sufficiently orky enough.

>>48903498
Not forever, but I'd be willing to bet he could at least divert a leaderless group of orks to a preferred target. Kill the boss, point at the chaos/tyranids/necrons and shout something about killing them, boyz!
Then a little while later the Imperial Guard shells the hell out of the battleground with promethium until it's hotter than Sanguinius to ensure whoever won is now dead.

>>48903565
>hotter than Sanguinius

l-lewd

>>48900022
And dat's why dose pinky chaos crazies are da worst.

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>>48900279

jewish

>>48900279
Top bait, anon.

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what you pathetic xenos fail to realize is this thread is actually a Emperor class Titan!

>>48905768
Dey give a gud fite, tho.

>>48898548
take it to /d/
/dakka/

>>48909783
What?

>>48898777
Like harpoonz or like shootaz?

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>>48900060
>>48900279

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>>48900279

>>48900272
this photo is queer

>>48912690
youre queer