Why aren't dogpeople sought after as royal guards and attendants

>>48880309
Because the fines one would accrue from all that awooing would bankrupt their employer

Depends on system

>>48880309
Because they die after 20 years and are basically crippled and old at 15 years onwards.
They take 14 years to train.

Because magical realm and furry hate

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>>48880309
They are all filthy mutants who bear no such right to to damage the holy human form

Unwanted humping, shedding, not existing in many settings, and being much more ugly than the OP pic in many settings.

Also it would upset the catgirls

>>48880409
Humans live longer than monkeys, dogpeople live longer than dogs.

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>>48880309
Because they are used as house >>48880309
pets instead you dummy!

I do something like this in my setting with lizard people instead. Since they bond with the first living thing they see, humans often try to get lizard eggs. In fact lizard people often sell their eggs on purpose, as their entire concept of honor is doing your job above the whims of your family.

>>48880438

>purging noises

>>48880540
This shouldn't feed into my magical realm as much as it does.

They shit everywhere, it makes the streets look bad.

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>>48880309
Good question. Doggirls would make incredibly loyal guards and devoted servants, despite not asking for much in return.

>>48880322
>Making awooing illegal
Racism!

>>48880309
Because furries get exterminated on sight

This was the case with werewolves in /tg/s bizarre "monstergirl setting" threads. The idea was that all the nice looking monsterperson races were originally created by an ancient wizard empire to perform functions based on their animal types, and the werewolves were meant to function as guards/companions/hunters. They're the only animal person type that can naturally shapechange since they were intended to have the closest relationship with their masters.

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>>48880596
Call the cops, I don't give a fuck.

>>48880610
That's where the Jewish cowgirl meme came from, isn't it?

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>>48881985
Valkyrie Drive did it better

>>48881985
>Jewish cowgirl meme
The what now?

>>48880309
You haven't played Traveller have you? It has Vargr which are uplifted wolves/dogs and their concept of loyalty is very fluid. They may have unending loyalty to their master but that master can change. You see, infighting among the dogs is normal and frequent, a leader who shows a sign of weakness or fails in something will lose his/her position to a rival and immediately afterwards everyone understands the new ranking in the pack and is loyal to the new boss.

>>48882667
It was a think ages ago. The whole setting started with someone asking "how can you make an ecchi style minotaur race (i.e. men look like bull monsters, women are cute girls with cowtails and huge boobs) fit in a serious setting?". Two threads later there was a culture of ecchi minotaurs inspired by ancient Judea and speaking a Hebrew based language. Cue Jewish cowgirl meme.

>>48882755
The idea was that there were many races of animal people, and they were all created by the same wizard civilization (inspired by ancient Egypt, natch) to perform roles based on their animal "natures". The difference between male and female cowpeople is because bulls and cows perform completely different roles. Male minotaurs were created for labor, agriculture and construction, so they'd be massively powerful and it doesn't matter if they look scary. Female minotaurs were created to be "keepers of fertility" (recording geneologies, matchmakers, midwives, teachers of children, etc.) so they'd be kind, approachable and beautiful. Male minotaurs are the actual Minotaur, female minotaurs are inspired by Hathor.

Then NiceDeamonette entered the picture and suddenly everything was about lactation all the time, and the setting broke down.

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>>48880309
...do you not? Beastfolk town guards make perfect sense.

>>48880309
Depends on whether they have the whole "just SEEING their master activates the pleasure center of their brain" thing going on.

>>48880588
We're not in India

>>48880449
That is only because of relatively very recent medical discoveries. Without them Humans and Chimpanzees and Bonobos live around the same length of time.

>>48880309

... M:tG had a dogger race in Khans block

>>48880438
Funny that felenids are sanctioned but awoos arent.

>>48883019
The Emprah is a cat person.

>>48883081
Something something Lemon Ross.

>>48883081
Well Cats in 40k do increase your psychic power, so that makes sense.

>>48883089
One of the lost Pimarchs was Russ' counterpart whose DNA contained the Felis Helix and Russ got jealous.

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>>48880309
we don't use dog people because almost immediately after we tried to fund it everyone got upset

>>48880309
They will freak out over the littlest things...
"MASTER HERE IS A F'N SQUIRREL OUT THERE, WE SHOULD GO TO DEFCON 3 AND LAUN THE ANTI-SMALL ANIMAL DEFENCE....

>>48880593
Dank ref, his voice was off the chain.

what kind of dog folk are we talking about? is it one of those sheepdogs that are smart enough to do my taxes or are they based off of a pug?

So Akita and Shiba Inu Samurai? Awesome.

>>48880309
They shed.

>>48880309
Why would they be more loyal than humans?
> But dogs are pack animals!
Just like humans. So?

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>>48883272

They would obviously go for the tougher, more obedient breeds.

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I'm completely fine with this and I think you cant throw in some weird setting-building genealogical stuff with these dog people and werewolves or 'true' beastmen, and cultural stuff with how these dog people came about and what they are employed for.

But they can't look like this
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>>48880596
>>48882224
>>48883419

They have to look like this guy
<<<<<

Are you still okay with it OP?

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>>48883759
>Are you still okay with it OP?

>Dog-man in royal guardsman armor

Dude, I don't think you fully appreciate how awesome that sounds.

>>48883759
No, because I'd prefer if they could communicate in some human language.

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>>48883818
You're in luck, friend! Any other objections?

>>48883759
Nope. Your idea of what they should look like is shit senpai

>>48883846
Whence the Japanese idea that kobolds are dog people anyway?

>>48884234
D&D error in translation.

>>48884234
Aren't kobolds like a type of goblin?

>>48884234
1st and 2nd edition D&D my man.

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>>48883759
Yeah, sure. Why not.

>>48884284
Originally, a sprite from Germanic lore.

>>48884465
The French "goblin" is probably a corruption of the German "kobold", so it stands in a way.

>>48880449
>>48882882

Not monkeys but chimps & bonobos very often live into their 70's.

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>>48884909
It is as this stage that they are most often hauled off by their families to a nursing home, where they while away the miserable rest of their days drinking tea and listening to the radio.

>>48884961
Pretty much, yeah.

>>48884888
the english boggart, the german kobold and the french goblin are local names for the same small sprite

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>>48885276

For completeness though no more Cop Dog in this particular short.

>>48884148
t. faggot who cares more about fapbait anime girls than his own idea

>>48884961
This guy doesn't look so miserable. Where in the wild would he get to drink juice out of a bottle?

>>48885276
I think it's shitty how males in Blacksad are human body + animal head, but the women are humans with fur and weird ears or noses, to retain their sexual attraction. But I fucking love the Blacksad books, anyway. Amarillo had the best translation.

>>48882882
>That is only because of relatively very recent medical discoveries.
That's a dumb meme and you're being dumb for believing it.
Low average lifetime was due to high child mortality.

You're practically saying that people couldn't live long because they weren't taking pills or something.

>>48885276
>>48885296
you know, don't misunderstand me, war is bad, and should be avoided.

But sometimes, peace is worse.

Neville Chamberlain had to learn THAT the hard way.

>>48885276
>>48885296
It seems to be actually good.
I heard animal looks represent their personalities, makes sense.

>>48886525
>Your dumb for believing medicine increased life expectancy
>It only did that because it increased infants life expectancy

???

>>48882789
Run of the mill Magical Realm garbage aside that sounds pretty cool. You got an archive link?

>>48886525
>high child mortality
and why do you think is huh

>>48887004
Dog people eat children?

>>48886747
I often hear that in the past person around 30 was already considered old while human was perfectly capable of living way longer than that.
The meme born because looked at average as max age.

>>48883019

Are those the forgotten beast men? That or muh space wolfs

>>48882224
/tg/ does most things horribly

>>48888099
But what it does good it does great