>it's a "FNM player places his library sideways

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>not playing land out front

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>>48820734
>Not playing different permanents into different columns.

>>48820654
Can't you just ask to look at his graveyard if you need to?

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Ya'll probably don't even throw exiled cards off the table.

>>48820865
>not burning exiled cards

Opponents always get tilted when I play my lands on my laps

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>>48820876
No. why?

>>48820928
To make it really sink in.

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What does The Red Zone do?

>>48820962
it's for creatures currently in combat to make it more clear what is attacking and defending.

>>48820962
The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.

>>48822279
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

>>48822306
The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.

>>48820949
How do you get it back for when they destroy your Oblivion Ring?

>>48822340
Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone is for loading.

>>48822386
Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.

>>48822413
Oh really Vernon? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion.

>>48822448
It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

>>48822471
But whose on first?

>>48820876
Magic cards don't burn particularly well.

>>48820734
Literally illegal now.

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I play with my deck to my left and my graveyard to my right.

I'm also right-handed.

How retarded am I?

>>48824039
only at pro tour, gp, worlds and world magic cup when wizards are filming you

at any other time it's a-ok

>>48820654
I'M NOT TRYING TO HIDE IT DEREK IT'S PUBLIC INFO JUST GRAB THAT SHIT IF YOU CAN'T SEE IT NIGGA DAMN LIKE SHIT SON MY AUTISM COMES BEFORE YOURS