>Playing an extended role-playing campaign >Week after

>>48793167
Yes, but you could try to use that to your ends

mindswap magical trap when?

>I become a living embodiment of jumanji

That's rad as hell. Give me your cursed goblet, OP.

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>>48793167
>the neckbeard begins to look like a loli

I'd actually be pretty impressed because usually people roll characters much more physically fit, good looking and generally even-keeled than themselves. You should start lifting and become the BBEG (Big Buff, Even Glutes)

t. /fit/

>>48793167
Considering most players just roll shitty self inserts I'd probably just comment on their improving looks and mannerisms untill it's too late. Like my last words would be
>>"hey Alex you must be working out, congratulations on finally ridding yourself of that beer gut ahaha!"
And then "Alex" would smite me.

>not consuming a jar of protein powder a day until you look like your death watch character

Never gonna make it

>>48795270
>Big Biceps Eviscerate Gym

>>48793167
>Become a Rogue Trader, with weapons and armor that make trivial anything on this Emperor-forsaken world

Please let it come true, I must conquer the stars for Mankind.

>>48793167

Really cool Gandalf pewter goblet. But not $137 USD + Shipping from Australia cool.

http://graemeanthonypewter.com.au/pages/products.asp?ID=1

>>48795546
I laughed.

could setting up a bunch of treadmills/stationary bikes/etc around a tall table and making everyone use them throughout the whole time the game is being played work for this?

>insert a DMPC with a 12 inch penis and start praying

>>48799373
"You want to act? Use the treadmill-powered dice cup!"

>>48795517
Skip ahead to the black carapace, anon. Protein is for wimps, real marines get their bulk implanted.

>>48793167
Look like Leon Belmont...what's the downside?

>>48793167
That depends, am I also starting to look like one of the NPC's?

Are the players starting to act like their PC's? Are they starting to forget who they really are?

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>one guys playing a cute girl
>one guys playing a GIANT BATTLE CRAB

>>48793167
>tfw if this was my DM I'd only grow an inch taller and put on about 4 more kg of muscle.

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>>48795270
>>48795546
>Brawny Brute's Exercise Gains

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having some serious regrets about making my character bald

>>48805189
Eclipse Phase? That would put their bodies through a bender every time they switch morphs.

Incredibly. On the other hand, most people's characters are handsomer than they are, so I'd call it a wash.

>my character is a half-orc
Welp. Hope the wife still likes me

>>48795270
Are you suggesting I roll a buff character, then train to try and make myself look like that character before the campaign ends just to fuck with people?