Gork is cunningly brutal and hits you really hard while you're looking, whereas Mork is brutally cunning and hits you while you're NOT looking.
Anybody who disagrees is a dumb git.
So what you're saying is the best way to defeat them is to only ever look at Mork, so that he won't hit you, and so that you're not looking at Gork meaning that he won't hit you either.
Thanks OP. Never knew defeating Orks was this easy.
No u iz dumb git.
>>48781171
This. Seems like a "one twin is lying" scenario with even less thought required
>Mork
>kunning
git_a_load_ov_dis_grot_kam.mekpg
>>48781207
>Gork
>kunning
>>48781171
>>48781205
You'z da dumbest git Oi've evah met, an Oi've met a lot ov dumb gitz.
>>48781255
>the green skin thinks he's people
>look at him trying to talk. How cute.
>>48781328
Oi! Look at deze soft gits!
Deze 'ere must be wot the 'umies call wimmen, am I roight lads?
>>48781082
>500 trillion dumb gits reporting in
>>48781171
But is there any guarantee that Gork won't hit you if you aren't looking at him? What if Gork hits you regardless of where your gaze is cast?
>>48781410
Well then that would mean that OP was lying.
Who would do that? Just come onto the internet and tell lies?
>>48781548
He said that Gork hits you when you're looking, not that he doesn't hit you when you aren't