>Elves are slender and beautiful and civilized and so much

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That bark comes from trees with the softest bark imaginable, carefully cultivated over millenia.

Elves don't have to wipe.

Way too tight assed.

>>48773906
Elves can be whatever you want, anon. They don't fucking exist. You're just spouting the same tired meme bullshit that I was back when I was a teenager.

Make your elves long lived because of superior use of technology/magic/eldritch secrets mankind is too much of a collective bitch to be able to use properly. Give them a xenophobic/exotic fetishistic society to add tension against/towards interacting with the other races. Or, make them full on tribal innawoods savages with practices considered taboo by other races, like cannibalism, ritual sacrifice, or holding hands.

Be creative and shit. Nobody's holding a gun to your head saying "this is the one truth."

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>>48773906
>don't have agriculture and don't do scientific research
Your elves suck. In my game, elves do that stuff.


>inb4 more butthurt lower-races spreading ignorance about elf society and culture

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>>48773951
How soft is that bark? Is it superior to pic related?

>>48773977
>>48773977
>>48773977

>>48773906
Elves have agriculture, it just that it looks nothing like ours because they've been at it longer. We have domesticated crops, they've domesticated entire ecosystems.

>>48773906
You see elven settlements have those so called druidic elders who manage food production and keep their settlements in harmony with nature while being a magitech society.
They hunt for protein (who is stupid enough to believe that they'd only feed on nuts like squirells), sport, tradition and mainly to keep them selves from being pussified by a piss easy lifestyle.

>>48774060
>>48774088
That's actually a pretty intredasting interpretation. For the sake of the thought experiment, what would a domesticated ecosystem look like?

I actually think this is a really cool idea.

>>48773988
Ever been kissed by an angel?
Right on your asshole?

>>48774127
Trees magicd up to produce more nuts that serve as food for animals the elves prey on.
They use the unusable remains of hunted animals as dung for said trees.

Forrests grown into labirynths that serve as a natural ''dungeon'' compleete with plant traps to off unauthorized intruders.
(the druids built a wall and made the humans pay for the spell components)

>>48773906
>What is this primitivist bullshit?

Typically Elves will have a High Elf variety and those are the ones who are better than everyone else. You describe Wood Elves and Wood Elves are rarely put on a pedestal.

This is why Warcraft is best, as it has both elf types.

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>>48773977

This.

>>48773906
It doesn't make any sense because everyone who copied Tolkien didn't have half the dedication and sense of world building he did and made shallow imitations of surface readings of his works. Elves lived in forests, and didn't seem to be doing the industrial thing, so lets go with that. Despite it being stated repeatedly that any craft man could do was but a pale imitation of what elves did, even smithing. It was literally magic that kept their forest societies running, or else the encroaching shittiness of the age of Man would drive them off to the Heaven because they were literally too perfect to live on the new, less awesome Middle Earth.

It doesn't make sense because it never made sense. The only time it made sense was when it wasn't like what people think it's like. And now we're coming around again and people are trying to find ways to make what never made sense make sense, when what didn't make sense was a misinterpretation of a vastly different idea to begin with. It's like trying to analyze the artist merit of that Jesus image that woman tried to touch up.

I won't dismiss the endeavor. This sort of arguing is the backbone of /tg/. But it's important to know the history of a thing too. The history is why the stupid thing is the stupid thing it is. The arguing is wringing some usefulness out it.

Tolkien justified living in the forest in that elves didn't live on random forests, they lived on supernaturally benign enchanted woods. Them just taking care of the land was enough for it to start acquiring magical properties. The equivalent of modern science was the realm of orcs and corrupted Ainur, and elves preferred working with their own hands

>>48774198
Ah, the degenerate High Elf. Worse than their barbaric tribal cousins, High Elves show a great degree of sexual dimorphism. High Elf man hide in basements while their women fuck everything that moves like the Harlots they are. Who can forget the statutes of erect cocks taking the place of roadsigns, or the Elfin man's obsession with piss...

>>48774127
Everything like interlocking gears, like a forests designed by modrons. No predators that attacks them except the ones designed for the hunt. A highly complex waste disposal system made up of scavengers who eat the waste, then insects that eat their waste. They feed bugs so bugs can feed other animals and on up the foodchain, so they don't even have to specially feed their large animals because they're getting everything they need from the system. Birds and flying insects flock in different ways depending on what's happening in the forest, like signal flags, and every other creature understands these signals and acts accordingly, subconsciously, and other animals watch and take their ques from them. You only need a few people overseeing it. Like nature it runs itself, it's just more efficient about it. So efficient you can harvest everything you need and still have a bounty left over for whatever you want.

>>48773906

What about the Aen Sidhe and Aen Elle from the Witcher?

>>48774270
I cringed a bit, plese stop.

>>48774270
What's this? Elven /pol/ ?

Next we are missing the Yugoshit wood elves and Russian Drow.

>>48774198
>>48774231
>>48774249
All of these. We can stop now.

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>>48774382
>In Soviet Russia, spider exterminate YOU!

>>48774249
>>48774231


The only wood dwelling elves in Tolkien were the Silvans, who WERE backwards primitives, by elven and most human standards alike. It's why they get their shit pushed in in both the first and second ages, because even after thousands of years, they cannot into metal armor or weapons better than hunting bows.

The actually advanced elves? The Noldor and Vanyar and Sindar? They build cities and castles and plant crops.

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>>48774231
>It was literally magic that kept their forest societies running, or else the encroaching shittiness of the age of Man would drive them off to the Heaven because they were literally too perfect to live on the new, less awesome Middle Earth
It's a bit more nuanced than that.The elves in Middle-Earth were the edgelords who had repeatedly refused the summons of the Valar to the Undying Lands and the Noldor who went back to Middle-Earth on the First Age because muh silmarils. They went away because they had been unnaturally extending the beauty of their kingdoms with the power of the elven rings, and those stopped working when the One was destroyed. Middle-Earth going to shit is not the fault of Men, that's Morgoth's doing. The thing is that at least in theory Men aren't bound by prophecies, curses or even the music of the Ainur proper, so IN THEORY they're the only ones capable of at least delaying Middle-Earth's doom, whereas the Elves get to live on a place where everything is as unwithering as themselves at the cost of stopping being relevant to the world proper

>>48774127
Nothing is poisonous to you. Food is easily distinguished, easy and pleasing to eat, and nutritious beyond reason.
All animals like you. The ones that could take you in a fight are naturally subservient and/or protective of you.
The terrain is easy to understand and traverse, with flora naturally grown to indicate navigational data (all trees subtly signal north, certain plants flourish near dangerous terrain).
The climate you prefer is fostered, with shelter areas becoming ecological niches for beneficial creatures and repulsive to creatures you wouldn't bunk with.
Your waste is quickly and scentlessly converted to neutral substances by the decomposers of the ecosystem. The terrain forms natural septic areas filled with perfumed bacterial life. The nearest plants form load-bearing lattices of wood for ease of use over the pit, and nearby foliage is soft enough to use as toilet paper and easily recognised from a distance.
The "weeds" of the place are universally resource plants (i.e. ones easily used as cordage, tinder, paper, etc).

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>>48774458
The Sindar don't even exist on the third age. The silvan elves are the result of the Sindar mingling with the Nandor. It's also not that they can't make metal, they don't want to. They refuse to do so much as cut a tree

>>48774375
Asshurt knife ear manlet detected.

>>48774382
Elven /pol/? Bah, that place is full of asshurt treebeards. Dwarven /pol/ is the place to be, and you can tell your Gnome masters the same, Leandril.

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>>48774649
>knife ear
>manlet
Your headcanon is out of control.

>>48774614

Of course the Sindar exist. What the fuck do you call Thranduil and Legolas? They are very distinct from the Silvan, who are just descended from the Nandorin, full stop.

>It's also not that they can't make metal, they don't want to. They refuse to do so much as cut a tree

[citation needed]

>>48774614
Oh, and to add into that, the realms of the Sindar don't exist anymore on themselves because the fucking ocean swallowed them along with the whole of Beleriand after the war of wrath

>>48774649
Ah go fuck your self you dobule-beard of a dwarf.

>>48774696
The Sindar AS A PEOPLE don't exist anymore. Silvan royalty has mostly Sindar ancestry, but that doesn't mean they're a separate entity from the Silvans

The Sindar on themselves learned craftmanship from the Noldor, and the whole reason they were allowed to rule the Nandor was their superior knowledge and wisdom. So no, they aren't primitive, much less the Galadhrim who are ruled by an actual Noldor queen

This is especially ridiculous since you're painting them as backwater savages when it's remarked over and over how incredibly wonderful Lothlorien is and how it's the most "elven" place left in Middle-Earth

>>48773906
Imma repeat what I said over in the "why does tg hate elves" thread -
>>48774431
>elves in particular have been fucked over by moron after moron who doesn't know how to write elves except "forests, longevity, bows" and copypasta from previous moron.

>>48774060
So basically the cultivated forests of the middle ages and still today in quite a few parts of the world (where do you think truffles come from).

It isn't really anything particularly new.

>>48774779
>The Sindar AS A PEOPLE don't exist anymore.

Sure they do. Go look up the Appendix notes of the fighting in the War of the Last Alliance, and you have the Sindarin royal contingent described as being a very different fighting force than the Silvans that are along with them. And as you note, the two main "polities" of Silvans are ruled over by non-Silvans, with a Sindarin king of the Woodland Realm and whatever you want to call Lorien's government, since it's not clear whether the Noldorin Galadriel or the Sindarin Celeborn is in charge.

If you mean there aren't any Sindarin ethno-kingdoms around, sure, but you don't have that for any of the other Elven realms in Middle Earth either, given that there are all 4 of them left and they're all reasonably mixed by this point. So I really don't see what your point is.

>he Sindar on themselves learned craftmanship from the Noldor,

The dwarves originally, actually.

>, and the whole reason they were allowed to rule the Nandor was their superior knowledge and wisdom.

Their superior power and weaponmaking, which let them protect the Nandorin from the orcs.

Which, by the way, isn't the ancestry of the Sindarin rule east of the Misty Mountains. From Appendix B

>but before the building of the Barad-Dur many of the Sindar pressed eastward, and some established realms in the forests far away, where their people were mostly Silvan Elves. Thranduil, king in the north of Greenwood the Great, was one of these.

2nd age, not first.


>So no, they aren't primitive, much less the Galadhrim who are ruled by an actual Noldor queen

They quite literally and explicitly are described as such; it's their rulers, their non-silvan rulers, who do all the metal, stone, and magic work.

http://www.oocities.org/ulmo10/ut-cg-appendixb.html


1/2

>>48774779

>This is especially ridiculous since you're painting them as backwater savages when it's remarked over and over how incredibly wonderful Lothlorien is and how it's the most "elven" place left in Middle-Earth

Which is solely due to the power of Galadriel weilding the elven ring. You don't see anything comparable in the Woodland Realm. And even in Lothlorien, we see border guards that can barely speak Westron, no evidence of usage of metal armor, stealth, misdirection, and trickery, rather than fighting orcs in open battle a la the Noldor or the Sindar usually did.

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>>48773906
>elves
>pooping
Your first mistaken assumption. If that were true how would their boipuccies be as pristine as they are?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DYS45K9vVIs/VGt33NR67yI/AAAAAAACEuc/olhmBqllQys/s1600/14_13.jpg

>elves are basically humans
WHEN will this meme die?

>>48775135
>Evidence of advancement
>Westron, metal armour, and being dishonest
So if the Fellowship wandered up to the border of the modern USA, and encountered honest, English-speaking people without metal armour, you'd read that as another set of barbarous cavepeople?

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>>48773906
Post Eldar crystals nao!

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>>48773906
Elves are Western culture and Orcs represent the cultural and enviromental impact of modernity.

>>48775135
>we see border guards that can barely speak Westron
Elves can learn languages faster than any human if they actually want to. They hadn't needed it for centuries
>no evidence of usage of metal armor
>no evidence of usage of metal armor, stealth, misdirection, and trickery, rather than fighting orcs in open battle a la the Noldor or the Sindar usually did.
You are literally pulling this out of your ass. Elves in the first age SPECIFICALLY refused to fight Morgoth openly if at all possible until Turin convinced them to take a offensive stance

>>48775107
>Sindarin ethno-kingdoms around, sure
That was literally what I was saying. Your redundant nitpicking doesn't mean it's wrong

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>>48775593
Guys, where's the comic, I only have the first half and not the punchline

>>48773906
>>48773951

not even unlikely in the right cases.

Looking at LOTR cannon, elves never needed science being a species so close to the song that created the mortal realm. Anything an elf makes is kind of the best version of that thing it could be. Ropes hold fast or untie as the user desires they might, food keeps unspoiled for months through hell and revitalizes the body by the mere mouthful, swords light up with brilliance enough to repel evil as if they had taken levels as a paladin when forged. I mean, what an example of an excuse. When an elf craftsman in this setting decides to make something, it is going to be the best fucking version of that thing anyone has seen.

Then again they also weigh like two pounds, can't actually get drunk no matter how much liquor they down, and committed some pretty horrendous genocide in years long past.

>>48775467

Nice strawman there, anon.

>>48775699

>Elves can learn languages faster than any human if they actually want to. They hadn't needed it for centuries

Which is less than the lifetime of normal elves. Every real Sindarin we've seen can communicate in multiple languages. Haldir's brothers only know Silvan.

>You are literally pulling this out of your ass. Elves in the first age SPECIFICALLY refused to fight Morgoth openly if at all possible until Turin convinced them to take a offensive stance

Have you actually read the Silmarillion? Because I'm starting to think you haven't. What is the Battle under the Stars? What is Dagor Aglareb? What is the 400 year long siege of Angband? The Battle of Sudden Flame? Nirneath Arnoediad? The Noldor Elves openly fought and stood against Morgoth for the overwhelming majority of the first age by length.

When did they start taking up guerilla style tactics? After Nirneath Arnoediad when they were all but wiped out. Something that the Silvans had been doing for FAR longer, because they were far weaker.

Elves are made to bully

>>48773906
I prefer to think of them as more of early adapters if bioengineering. Doing some magically enhanced selective breeding of trees to make wood of excellent quality and use, crops that resist blights and pests but also don't go nuts with overgrowing where they shouldn't, plants that do grow wild and produce fruits and other edibles that the animals of the forest eat that makes them agreeable to elves.

They see all this excessive metalworking industry and how it hurts their bioshit and get cranky about it. They tamed nature and made it clean and useful, but lesser species just oppose nature in brash and unsophisticated ways.

>>48775800

>That was literally what I was saying. Your redundant nitpicking doesn't mean it's wrong

Then by applying the same logic, there are no Noldor, and no Silvans, since we don't have ethnokingdoms of those either.

Lack of an independent political ethno-state doesn't mean that said ethnicity doesn't exist.

>>48776466
>see elf girl
flip her skirt

>see elf boy
establish dominance in masculinity

>>48774610
>afterlife even more full of spider!
gets me every time

>>48776067
I've seen jokes like this before, iirc it's that those crystals are Eldar turds.

>>48776328
The elves of Mirkwood got drunk during a party, that's how Bilbo and the dwarves got away.

Besides, their problem in the third age has always been numbers; an elf takes centuries to reach adulthood, while an army of orcs can be raised in a few short years, if not months.
Elven rope might be the greatest shit ever, but not when you have to wait 5 years for a length of it

>>48773906
I always saw D&D elves is being obsessed with beauty, to the point where Corellon isn't even Good in the D&D sense, and he hates orcs because they're ugly and not because they're violent.
Basically, the only way he's 'better' than Gruumsh is that he doesn't actively kill people who aren't orcs, making him Lawful as opposed to Gruumsh's Chaos.

>>48773906
Everyone knows that elves, like girls, don't poop.
Did you even read Lord of the Rings?

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>>48773988
How to use them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP5hQMi-8lE

>>48774166
You wouldn't happen to have this doujin, would you?

>>48773906
Coughstillgetslaughteredbymore''primitive''racescough

>>48773906
Elves have curated forests.
In that they have modified the nature around them to be self caring farms which produce all the goods they want without them having to do anything.

Elves have effectively invented the industrial revolution, and then the robotic revolution, but with plants.

>>48777900
Corellon is chaotic good.

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This seems like the thread to ask. When was it that elves stopped being fey creatures?

>>48783085
I know they were considered fey in 4th edition D&D.

>>48783085

For once, it's probably actually Tolkien. You get a bit of the elven alienness in the Hobbit, but by LoTR and the Silm, they have a human enough emotional range and do a lot of "normal" human activities like growing and eating food, making tools, building houses, etc; that they're really more Humans with modifications than something completely eldritch and strange.

>>48773906
The forests are just overgrown gardens. one of the Elf Kings was real into horticulture a few milennia back, but lost interest after a while. It was one of those things you really had to be there for.

The hunting is more a way to keep the archers fresh, and wizards do magical research.

Elves are sentient plants that can move and talk, they however cast a glamour on themselves to appear humanlike, or better.

They either rape or want to be raped, because they can harvest your essence/life force during the act of fornication.

The only way to truly kill and Elf is to burn it to ash, otherwise the elf core will continue to project it's glamour until you leave, in which it will scurry away and begin the ruse again.

>>48779325
If you dispose of them by throwing them away, what's the point of them existing? Surely they'd be a reusable resource that is better than toilet paper.

The point is that elves are just naturally better than humanity. Their baseline state is superior - human contrivances like "soap" or "plumbing" are crutches to compensate for what we do not have naturally.

>>48775671

That's the big thing about Tolkien. He never quite got that the "Dreaming spires" of Cambridge, or the idyllic shires were made possible by the black lands. The wealth and power of industry driving the British Empire.

....


Wait.

Wait.

Mother FUCKER. Just because there isn't a literal connection doesn't mean one isn't there. Fuck! I've been reading too many fucking shallow left wing writers. OF COURSE HE GOT THAT. That's why they end when the one ring is destroyed. That's why he as the elven rings, and indeed all magic in a sense, be tied to the One Ring. That's why everything changes and seems to get worse when they win!

Dang.

Campaign I am GMing has elves/corrupted fae as enemies, any tips on how to play them, how to make them scary?

>>48773906
I think it was best done in Sword of Shanarra - humanity was a fucked over race that had been the main baddie's puppets last time around, and due to that they fractured and never wanted a large government again, whereas the elves actually maintained a kingdom and a large standing army, though they were pretty useless without a good king.

>>48788098
“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.”
― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

Go unseen horrors world of darkness fae/elves route.

>>48788222
Isn't Sword of Shanarra a post apocalyptic earth? Elves aren't elves so much as the descendants of rich people who got genetically tailored to age well and be athletic/agile.

>>48773906
Elves are actually prudish Necromancers.

>>48788261
Pretty much, yeah, before post-apoc fantasy started getting so common today. But I don't know if the elves were genetic testing or just random luck - the dwarves were evolved, presumably trolls and goblins too.

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>>48774060
>>48774127
>>48774192
>>48774298
>>48774549
I am totally stealing this, if I ever do a setting with elves.

>>48777622
Mirkwood elves are shitty, hillbilly redneck elves anyways.

>>48783653
Seeing how you can't really characterize an eldrich being, without humanizing it to some degree at least, that development was rather unavoidable.

>>48788628
Not casting Legolas as a hillbilly prince was another of Jackson's sins.

>>48774127
The Amazon, ca. 600 ya..

>>48773906
It depends on what kind of elf we're talking about. There are the "ancient high civilization" elves, the "like humans" elves and the "barbarian elves".

For example, in German DSA, you have the "barbarian" elves, while in D&D, you usually have all of them.

>>48783085
Poul Anderson published The Broken Sword in 1951, same year Fellowship came out. It takes place in England and Finland, with the elves, trolls, and other more spiritual creatures dwelling in faerie, which is invisible to mortals.

Anderson's elves were morally inferior to humans, soulless though immortal, and were turned away by the sign of the cross and the name of Jesus. They were man-sized and fought with axes on longboats.

>>48789492
Well, to be fair, he is of noble blood, not of Mirkwood blood proper.

>>48789554
Oh, and they were fiendishly powerful magicians and more technologically advanced than humans but not Norse gods as well.

>>48773960
The most underrated of posts.

>>48783085
Like everything else, the Victorians pussified them. This is where elves as tiny cookie and shoe making fucks comes from
Tolkien actually gave back some of their granduer

>>48773906
Not that it matters (because it's an argument thread not an ideas thread) but elves in my setting acruelly were one of the last races to pick up written language. Their long lives mean they usually had lots of time to memorize the sayings and wisdom of their parents. As such, elves are masters of song, poem and proverb but they aren't really the masters of civilization.

For the record, dwarves were the first to settle and discovered beer accidently when they started storing grain. (Just like real history but with dwarves.)
Humans were the first to develop written language and numbers.
Dwarves were the first to develop algebra and trigonometry.
Elves were the first to domesticate horses but humans were the first to weaponize them.
Stone axes were developed by orcs as was the notion of fire as a weapon of mass distruction/cooking.
Goblins were first to make simple coastal ships but dwarven trig was needed to navigate further reaches.

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>>48789554
>Anderson's elves were morally inferior to humans, soulless though immortal, and were turned away by the sign of the cross and the name of Jesus They were man-sized and fought with axes on longboats.
Just how I like 'em: tall, morally deprived and unevangelized.

>>48789745
Also, The Three Little Pigs is a telephone-game version of the tale of the dwarves defending their first towns against an orcish tribe. The towns on the plains and in the woods didn't fare too well...

It's the dwarven version I tell to my kids at bed time.

>>48773906

Thats your setting brat

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>>48789825
>Monster fairy tales are just human fairy tales slightly adjusted to better fit their new audience

>>48789852
It makes it more fun to tell the story. They have asked for three pigs no less than 7 mirrion times and I needed a way to imagine e the story that didn't make my head asplode.

So I researched peliolithic tech and made it work.

>>48779325
>pulling the feces out of your ass

the hell?

>>48773906
WHERE DO THESE ELVES COME FROM? I HAVE LOOKED FOR FIVE MINUTES AND FOUND BUT NOTHING.

>>48790337
>I HAVE LOOKED FOR FIVE MINUTES
Lurk more.

>>48773906
Better than wiping your ass with bark than with your hand like the humans would be doing.

>>48776067
So tight arsed they literally shit diamonds? I sthat the joke?

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I sorta want to do a setting where the elves are based on how the Finnish folklore described them.
In Finnish, the word for elves is "Haltija" which basically means "holder, occupant, or bearer". That name stems from the fact that it was believed that everything had it's own "Haltija" that were akin the spiritual aspect/guardian of that thing, and gave it it's properties. Collectively, these "haltijas" were known as "väki" which means people, but also is the root word of power, might, and violence in Finnish tongue.

It was believed that animals, nature, people, and locations had their own väki, which were the source of the magical powers of those things and gave them their properties. For example, fire had it's own väki, and fire burned and destroyed everything in it's path because the väki of the fire are angry and violent.
Respecting these elven protector beings and soothing them was a big part of Finnish pagan beliefs, and it was believed that many illnesses were caused by people losing their own "haltija" which was known as "lounto" which means "nature" and was basically a guardian spirit of sorts.

The basic idea of the setting is a dark, solemn fantasy, set in a land of great, ancient forests, many lakes and mountains, dark and harsh winters A land dotted by small enclaves of humans eking on the edge of existence, that are surrounded by uncharted wilderness, where strange, fae beings make their kingdoms beyond the grasp of mortals. Where magic is that of the song and poem, and begging the favor of the spirits of the land. Where elves are not mere beautiful humans, but eldrich spirits bound to the lands they inhabit, to the point where the lands and the elves, are pretty much one and the same.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvxun84kTLI

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>>48790500
An example of a Finnish poem intended to call upon your "luonto":

»Nouse luontoni lovesta,
Syntyni syvästä maasta,
Ha'on alta haltijani
Vastuksia voittamah,
Katehia kaatamah,
Sotisia sortamahan...»

»Noin luonto lovesta nouskoon,
Haon alta haltiani,
Kuin nousee Jumalan ilma!»

»Nouse luontoni lovesta,
kiven alta kiilusilmä,
paaden alta paikka poski,
hongan alta haltijani,
pue päälle palava paita...»

Roughly translates to this:

"Rise my spirit* from the notch"
My origins from the deep
My holder from under the sunken tree
To vanquish my opponents
To fell the envious
To oppress the belligerents"

"Thus the spirit rises from the notch,
My holder under the log
When the weather of the God rises!"

"Rise my spirit from the notch
shiny eyes under the rock
the patched face under the pillar
my holder under the log
don upon the flaming shirt..."

>>48790500
Sounds really interesting anon, but probably won't make a good playable race.

>>48790604
They aren't supposed to be a playable race.
They are supposed to be strange, scary spirits of nature, that the humans need to dread carefully around. They can be both a great boon to humans, should the humans acquire the aid of them, or terrifying enemies, should they anger them.

>>48773906
There's a difference between High Elves and Wood Elves retard

The reason elves are techologically backwards in my setting is because they used to be a species of demigods that for some unknown reason "devolved" into mortal beings. When they were demigods they were so magical that they could just conjure or create anything they needed with minimal effort. But when they became mortal they lost that power, still more magical than humans but nowhere close to before, so they had to start from scratch with toolmaking and food aquisition. Their physiology allows them to live longer than humans or atleast stay youthful for longer but this is balanced out by the hardships they now have to endure.

>>48779325
W#hat do you do when you have the runs then?

>>48789852
I feel like a thread about this should already exist. Does it? Seriously, does it? I want to read monsters' fairy tales so badly.

>>48790756
>Daddy, there's a human on top of this bed!

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>>48775306
What if they're mutant trolls?

>>48773977
>Elves can be whatever you want, anon. They don't fucking exist. You're just spouting the same tired meme bullshit that I was back when I was a teenager.
Correct.

Every elf thread on /tg/ that exceeds 100 posts will have the Pratchett quote about elves
>>48788230
Check.

A joke about the three seashells
>>48779325
Check.

And at least one cringy virtsquirt
Ch-
Huh, he must be sleeping.

>>48792285
There is no doujin pictures yet.

>>48792313
What about this
>>48775267

>>48791742
>Daddy, there's a human between my legs!

>>48773906
If elves were truly hyper advanced and industrialized they would have exterminated humanity which would btfo of the players

>>48773906
elves don't exist you dumb autist

>>48773906
There are basically no elves in fiction where this applies.

Even wood elves are only described by the 'live in forest' bit. Technically everyone in the black forest region lives in a forest. They definitely don't wipe their assess with bark and they certainly have agriculture.

>>48773906
>Top Quote
High Elves
>Bottom Quote
Wood Elves

There you go.

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>>48773906
Elves are a continuation of a fundamentally Germanic idea of barbarians as being more "pure" than decadent urban people, despite being savage, cruel, and ignorant. It's an idea that has some merit--many studies have shown for example that rural people are basically superior to urbanites in pretty much every way except that they tend to be less educated. Their environment creates a stronger sense of communal identity, they are far more likely to have engaged in physical labor and work, and they also tend to be larger because of a better diet. Canadians and Americans during WWII were seen as this way because the Canucks all grew up in the hideous wilderness and 90% of America was still farmland without electricity back then. Urbanites also tend to have dulled senses and learn more slowly as children because of a lack of exposure to the outdoors--trufax. Rural people also live on average about 12 years longer than people who live in cities, and are less likely to suffer from arthritis and dementia. Crazy shit.

Robert E. Howard's writings on Conan, Kull and the Hyborean Age in general solidified this idea in the eye of popular fantasy: Barbarians were not only physically and mentally superior, but morally superior, and possessed of a clarity of thought and purpose that essentially made them a superior race, whereas civilization and cities would cause them to degenerate until they basically stopped being human.

Tolkien's idea of elves was different--they were more like angels, a sort of race of demigods whose time had passed, but when combined with Howard's and the pop cultures' perspective on barbarians, these two ideas sort of merged into a permanent Aryan master-race of Germanic barbarians who live forever, never get sick, never get fat, are lean and muscular in the way that people who live in the forest with no cereals tend to be, but who are also highly cultured and moral and technologically advanced.

Two separate ideas fused together in pop culture.

>>48775306
It will die when they are stopped being shown as "they are like Humans only better" crap that a lot of fantasy does.

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>>48790756
Well, this might be the wrong idea, but I got the idea from >>48789852's drider pic so:
Once, the world was nothing but a barren pebble. It lay on the ground where nothing that touched it could live, and faced the sky where nothing but rain came. Across this plain howled the wind that never ceased, and all was a grey that did not let emotion survive.
Then came silver spider, who did not touch the ground and did not fear the rain, who was not buffeted by the wind nor touched by the grey. He was building a web to make his home above the ground where nothing lived, but he needed something weighty to make it stable in the wind that never ceased. So he came across this pebble and brought it home, hanging it in his web to make it strong against the wind. He decorated it with moss to entice a mate, and did not wipe away the rain that had landed on it, finding the colours it made enticing.
Thus the land and seas rose.
The silver spider saw that the pebble was heavier now, and it would need protection from the sky that only rained. So he weaved his web above and around it, making a sphere at which the pebble hung as the central balance. The rain was caught upon the web, and when the light caught them it would be reflected in a thousand colours to the pebble.
Thus the stars were made.
In time, a larger female spider came. The great golden spider was enticed by the pebble and sought the mate who had found such a treasure. As with all spiders they courted, and still court, in a great dance. Around and around they go, staring at each other, chasing and being chased.
Thus the sun and the moon circle.
From their dancing came the thousand colours of emotion. Fear of being eaten. Hope for a future together. Anger at each misstep in the dance. And yes, love.
Thus the grey fell back and emotion came to the world.
And thus the world was made.

Sorry if it's stupid. It's late and I thought it was a good idea. But hey, it's not as if this thread is going anywhere but a 404.