There IS goodness in this world, and YOU have been called to protect it.
>>48767130
All my time playing paladins in vidya and clerics in tabletop have prepared me for this.
What are we waiting for then? It's time to protect those smiles.
>>48767130
I know.
>>48767130
>playing maximally righteous, selfless cleric in a grim HFY setting
>setting is hurtling toward the apocalypse
>preaching hope and kindness anyway
>average people rally to fight back the darkness
>literally redeeming fallen angel boss-monsters that the DM didn't intend for me to redeem
>we're finding goodness in places we'd never expect
>turning tragedies into tales of heroism, even on the part of ordinary people and alleged villains
>mfw
>So, yeah, I want to be a chaotic evil rogue with a heart of gold that will also shank you all in the back because he is a badass
>>48767130
Care to quantify any of those things, other than me?
What's good, what's good about it, protect it in what manner, whether I get paid for this, etc.
>>48767312
>whether I get paid for this
This is not for you.
>>48767245
Is that you SU?
>>48767214
>>>/pol/
Wrong board friendo
>>48767130
This is a terrible idea. But hell with it, brb, buying a gun.
Do I have to? Because that sounds like a lot of work.
>>48767130
Whoever does the calls is a idiot.
Seriously, I'm no protector material for anything.
>>48767633
>SU
These are not my initials, nor those of my character. So probably not?
>>48767788I meant Steven Universe. I'd go to /co/ but /tg/ is my home.
>>48767214
>You live in a world where, in the eleventh hour, just as the globalists were about to irrevocably consolidate their power, a hero stepped forth to oppose them.
>>48767130
>>48767836
>/tg/ is my home.I never even look at the other boards. /tg/ is my one, my only 4chan board.Which helps explain why I know so little about TV, vidya games, or comics.
>>48767130
Would it happen to have some personification or avatar, ideally one with a form of smug little girl?
Because I might take this as a chore or I might take is as a personal goal and those little details matter.
>>48768069
>letting faggotry get in the way of being a paragon of good
This is why God doesn't speak to us any more.
>>48767130
I accept.
>>48767130
I ROLL TO SEDUCE THE GOODNESS
>>48768123
I always thought it was because of crucifying his son / prophet / whatever.
>>48768202
Do your research
It feels like no one believes in goodness these days...
Where are the Paladins... Had evil won?
>>48771948
For something to win, there needs to be a fight first.
There never was a fight.
>>48767130
Well, we're fucked then.
>>48767214
Your bravery has awoken ancient sleepers.
>>48767130
i can tell the goodness to go fuck herself , i'm not doing it
>>48767214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXp8Th41rBs
>>48767130
I am probably insane and I get myself committed.
>>48767130
Fuckin finally. I've always wanted a life with true purpose.
>>48772274
There will be. There will be.
>>48767130
VERILY, MY BOON BROTHERS! WE SHALL SALLY FORTH AND DO BATTLE WITH THE MONSTERS OF THE WORLD!
>>48772274
THEN INITIATE THE BATTLE, YOUNG SQUIRE! THE WORLD IS VAST AND ADVENTURE BECKONS!
>>48767130
Am I getting paid?
>See this thread
>I haven't done anything notably good outside of treating people I interact with reasonably in ages
>Spend money and time on hobbies constantly
I'm failing my job, anons. It sure sounds a lot easier when the job boils down to "Go out and risk your life to destroy evil, get glory and fat loot in the process." I guess that's why the crusades were so popular.
>>48767312
>>48776428
>>48776456
MY BROTHERS, THE GOLD WAS IN YOU ALL ALONG!
>>48776747
I can't buy food with my inner gold.
>>48776780
BUT YOU CAN SATE YOUR SPIRIT!
>>48767130
My body is ready.
>>48776456
Spending money on hobbies like /tg/ is actually on the good side of the alignment chart.
>>48776830
I'd rather sate my stomach
Good is whatever increases my sense of power and control.
>>48777084
You mean you're evil.
I think whoever is doing the calling here has poor judgment, but I'll try my very best.