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Call religion, start, name, and color
If you give no fucks about religion rules, say so. You will get a flat bonus instead.
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England
Dark Blue
London
Protestant
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>>48761241
iceland
Kingdom of Iceland
Pagans
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>>48761241
Real Niggas
Morocco
lime green
Fuck religion
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>>48761241
Egypt
Gold
Alexandria
Muslim
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>>48761241
light blue
Pankow
in Crimea
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>>48761341
Religion?
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>>48761241
catholic
red
southern france
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Islamic State
Western Syria
Black
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>>48761241
Portugal
Purple
Porto
Catholic
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>>48761337
Woops

Egypt
Gold
Alexandria
Muslim
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>>48761365
oh sorry
>protestant
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>>48761241
>Religion: Catholic
>Start: Spain
>Name: Spanish Inquisition
>Color: Yellow
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i will be Pope Jewing again!
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>>48761375
Fuck religion just for simplicity
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>>48761400
i will take rome quickly
vote me for pope
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The Great Empire
Italy
Cyan
Catholic
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>>48761402
I was Shlomo last game, how about we NAP?
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>>48761241
Do I get the adopter bonus if I declare I am of that religion form the start?
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>>48761400
Spain.


Nap ?
...
There are moors about
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>>48761241
Start me in Byzantium as Catholics.
Dark Red.
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>>48761441
Yes
>>48761419
Go Islam, you're way more powerful with it.
>>48761460
No Catholics in Byzantium, I can make you orthodox. Also red is taken.
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>>48761460
Can't do that Mark
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>>48761474
Alright then, will do.
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>>48761439
i am sorry but i cannot accept
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>>48761474
First adopter of Islam on the map then
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>>48761487
My Brother of Iraq. You and I should be allies. It's important for Islam to be secure against Infidels. Obviously you believe that.
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First mupdate.
One Nation can become the Jews later.
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>>48761474
By Jupiter just start me in Gaul minimum fuss. I'm turning Pagan.
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>>48761516
>>48761341

why dindu added me?
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>>48761516
DAfuq
Wrong game
Here is real mupdate
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>>48761516
You forgot me Op, Starting in Alexandria as Gold.

Heading South for Cairo.
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>>48761506
Alright, allies it is.
>>48761516
You forgot about me
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>>48761538
Fill spain.
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>>48761516
take the cities near me
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>>48761538
Expand south fill in Portugal.

Spain would you be okay if I take gailicia?
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>>48761538
Ah. My armies march south for Cairo. Allah guide us.
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>>48761516
Sail along the top of the map and take the oil. Then land in Norway shooting for the lumber.
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>>48761538
By all the Roman gods start me in Germania!
Color: Light Blue
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>>48761538
Fill Syria, spill over into Iraq.
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>>48761516
>Italy
>I get out in Spain
Fill Spain
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>>48761560
meant for >>48761538
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>>48761538
fill up morocco
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>>48761538
expand north eastwards
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>>48761567
>>48761538
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>>48761550
Add your bonuses m8
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>>48761538
Fill Italian cities
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>>48761579
since you own rome and are catholic
we need to elect a pope
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>>48761538
fill france aim for the cities
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>>48761563
Whoops for got my bonus
Fixed
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>>48761538
Reinforce london, take and reinforce birmingham, spill england
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>>48761592
England. Nap ?

For oldest Allie IRL
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>>48761592
Thank you for reminding me.
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vote me for Pope
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Damnant quod non intellegunt. Can someone please explain how these heathens start out with huge bonuses (+32 NAP)? I'm just confused that's all.
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>>48761538
Can I join? If so:
Cult of Raijin
Pink
North Eastern Russia
Shinto
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>>48761684
Amaterasu is more powerful and sexier. Thunder God bottom tier.
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>>48761668
If no one else is going to run.

I put my vote to you.
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>>48761660
Separate bonus like my name related
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>>48761668
I vote this new for pope
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Gotcha.
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>>48761718
Sorry. I'm new to risk
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>>48761704
>Thunder Gods
>Bottom tier
More like Ruling God Tier
Though I should probably be Susanoo.
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>>48761684
I'm treating Shinto as Pagans
Guys put your fucking bonuses on your names or I won't count them. And if you have a religion, at least read the rules for that religion, and adopter bonuses and shit.
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>>48761815
continue into morocco and grab gibraltar first
whats my bonus for being atheist
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Heretic ability in England.
Fill England, heretical protestants take Glasgow.
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>>48761815
take odessa fortify crimea
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Move through Syria, tanking Abu Kamal. Spill into Iraq if points leftover.
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>>48761815
Fill Italian cities
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>>48761838
+10 flat. Religions scale, atheism is so people don't have to give a shit about religions Also count your city bonuses
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>>48761815
Take Luxor and spread out towards the Sinai. Onwards toward the holy lands of the Prophet
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>>48761815
Take the lumber then sail for the Norway fish, then sail for the other oil more south of me. Land somewhere if I have to but also try to get to southern norway.
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>>48761815
KK OP
Fill up Russia.
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>>48761858
Pali
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>>48761815
Fill in Portugal. Move south and east we must hold our lands
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>>48761815
Use my Great Heathen Army to annex Germania
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>>48761815
Vassal State of Ireland
Green
Catholic
Ireland
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>>48761815
Head towards Sevilla then to the north.
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>>48761815
fill France take the cities first
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>>48761857
Abu Bakar in the future I believe we must be allies. You can be the guardian and ruler of Jerusalem and make for Istanbul while I will take the lands of Mecca and Medina and become Caliph. In doing so we will spread our blessings to each other and spread throughout Africa and Europe very quickly. If you prefer a different course feel free to speak it.
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Fellow Catholic brothers, we must band together in preparation for anything
Catholic roll call
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>>48761883
Heathen Army only works on players.
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>>48761967
Spain reporting in.
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>>48761988
Ok then just roll for cities I guess
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>>48761967
Ireland will always be here.
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>>48761967
pope here
i will issue a crusade if Jerusalem is taken
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hey OP are you still mupdating the american risk?
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>>48761875
Woops, didn't read rules correctly. Fixing religion bonus.
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>>48761967
DEUS VULT!
We stand in the light of Christ.
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If you have a religion, make sure you know what it does. The Niggs take Gibraltar.
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>>48762045
fill France aim for the cities first
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>>48762045
Make for the Holiest of Cities! To the Home of the Prophet! afterwards spread out through Egypt and Arabia.
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>>48762045
Take Kiruk and Baghdad
Fill Iraq if points leftover
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>>48762045
Head towards that oil! Then fill up some more Russian land.
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>>48762045
Defend, take Oslo, then Stockholm, spill to Copenhagen and gaps
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>>48762045
The heretics are in full strength in England
Protestant bonus (+5) is doubled.
Fill England, then land at Calais.
Catholics do not have a pope yet.
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>>48762045
OH FUCK.
Didn't mean to cut off spain

Alright...I'll be the shield of God.

PUSH THE MOORS BACK INTO THE SEA
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>>48762045
take moldovian city, expand in Ukraine
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>>48762077
Do you plan to be allies with me? If we are to withstand a Crusade after taking the holy city of Jerusalem we will need each others help.
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>>48762045
Fill Ireland, spill into England and take as many bonuses as possible.
>inb4 OP plays
>OP wins
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>>48762045
Head for Amsterdam. If spill continue filling out Germany with cities as main priority.
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>>48762045
Make for the northwestern portion of Spain before heading north into France.
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>>48762045
Fill northern italy
Reinforce it
Then spill into southern Italy towards Sicily
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>>48762045
In the name of the Empire!

Take the area around Greece and Athina

Orange
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>>48762101
Might drop out of the game if it goes too slowly, but if i do continue, I will ally with you.
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>>48762106
NAP ?
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>>48762139
Of course!
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>>48762045
take sevilla reinforce gibraltar region, spill east into africa
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>>48762065
I beg you , your holiness grant me the title of DoTF so I may remove kebab.
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>>48762222
we already did
its me
wasted quads
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>>48762222
I thought we voted jewing
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>>48762234
granted
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>>48762236
>>48762241
My bad. Didn't see.
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The Irish are unable to stop Heretics spreading in England. The Niggas hold off the white bois in Gibraltar.
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>>48762302
fill France
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>>48762268
Thank you my lord

If I read the rules right

I now get +5 by being Doft x2

And my old 4x2 no ?
Plus my base 5 for the Catholic in rome
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>>48762302
Defend, use Heresy bonus for that.
Sail for Calais, and reinforce, then Brussels.
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>>48762316
i think so
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>>48762302
Sevilla again, then east
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>>48762302
get me that romanian city next to me, spills to lwiw and expand in ukraine
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>>48762302
Advance along the French coast.
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>>48762302
Continue filling up Russia.
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>>48762316
2(+5 catholic base +5 Dotf +1 Rome)
22 Total
If you have an adopter bonus that will also get doubled.
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>>48762302
Move into Iran, take Tabriz.
Fill Iraq
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>>48762302
With the banners of the Lord raised high we pray to God.

>"Oh lore. Remove kebab.
>Push them from our land.

Also reinforce our south boarders
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>>48762302
I declare myself to be the master of the Islamic Caliphate.

Move out to unite all the lands of Egypt directly under my rule.

>>48762164
If you convert to Islam I can declare Jihad against the Spaniards giving you a large bonus then your base +10.
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>>48762302
Reinforce Constantinople and move towards Athina.
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>>48762327
bonus is 16
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>>48762302
Fill Italy and its isles
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>>48762302
Use my roll to kill OP for being a feckin' cheater.
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>>48762348
Oh let me fix my bonuses here in this post
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>>48761241
next game we need to add a rule for areas on this map so we have a reason to fill those black boxes instead of tentacle bordergore trying to get cities
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>>48762377
Spills into Switzerland
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>>48762359
As if I would ever willingly become an infidel you ingrate! I would rather be slain than join the heathen practices of Islam. My life is for the Papacy and none other.
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>>48762366
>>48762302
Dubs, take Sophia and reinforce Sophia and Athina if possible.
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>>48762400
Oh, sorry Catholic I was trying to contact the Moor. I'll have to have my messengers punished for this mix up.

>>48762187
If you convert to Islam I can declare Jihad against the Spaniards giving you a large bonus then your base +10.
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>>48762400
Spain join me. Together we will hold back the tide

Allies ?
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>>48762416
done, whats the conversion penalty
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i am requesting Spain and Portugal unite to kill real niggas
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>>48762302

Release the Great Heathen Army
Sail to and invade ireland taking, dublin first then the island


5*4mups=20+6 permenant=26 right
so religion increases by 26 this turn? clear this up?
then 8 if eliminated?
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>>48762433
Just give me Spain and let me conquer Europe, ye feckin' nigger.
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>>48762428
But of course. A defender of the faith is always a good friend of mine.
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>>48762330
Alliance, in Protestantism?
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>>48762448
leave no irish alive if possible>>48762302
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>>48762456
literally all I want is sevilla and gibraltar
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>>48762456
You would conspire against the DoTF?
Against your fellow Christians?
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>>48762471
You'll have neither once I'm done with you.

Leave Iberian and I'll allow you to hold your lands.
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any catholic that attacks another catholic will be excommunicated
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>>48762510
kill him
if you need help i can call a crusade
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>>48762471
You aren't getting it, mitherfecker.
>>48762487
Another Risk thread. We're battling it out for Iberia.
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>>48762433
No penalty, you get a conversion bonus of +3 for being the third Muslim on the map, another +2 since we hold Mecca, +6 for your first 4 turns as a Muslim (If that is how it works) and then I will declare Jihad on Catholicism giving +3 for the number of Muslims and +7 for the number of Catholics.
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>>48762510
fuck off faggot, niggas own these streets
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>>48762466
>66
very well, freundchen
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>>48762528
With Spain at my side, I think I'll be okay.

You and the rest of the Catholics should ready for the holy land.
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>>48762466
nap?
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>>48762448
mup bonus is temporary, I will calculate that and it is not something to put in the religion category. the other bonus is permanent. Ireland us probs dead
Also, want to help me kill more Catholics?
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next turn i am declaring a crusade giving all Catholics +6 while it is going
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>>48762575
sure!!! i go south and west you go east and south?
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>>48762575
>>48762596
it seems i will crusade against you two
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>>48762606
Thanks fer savin' me, pope.
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>>48762581
Thats not how Crusades work though.
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>>48762581
Catholics don't get +6 while the crusade is going. they get a bonus when the Crusade completes its objectives.
The Irish are revealed to be the Jews. The Icelandic still get the elimination bonus for revealing the Jews.
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>>48762627
the Irish are Jews
that means they get +3 a turn
Irish i am asking you to fuck Iceland over

I DECLARE A CRUSADE AGAINST OP!
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>>48762627
REMOVE KEBAB. TAKE ALL THAT THEY HOLD AS THEIR OWN.

IT'S RIGHTFUL PORTUGUESE CLAY


Go for the cities first though.
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>>48762627
fill in moldova and ukraine, spills fortifies my cities
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>>48762627
My armies continue to fill out Egypt using the last of the zeal given by their Islamic faith. Spill goes to reinforcing Alexandria, Cairo, Mecca, Medina, and then the rest of the cities
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>>48762627
bring back gibraltar
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>>48762627
Fill Switzerland
Reinforce Sicily
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>>48762627
Eat up more of Russia.
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>>48762627
Defend, then take Brussels. Spills to fill Belgium. Heresy bonus +11 in England, for defense.
>>48762656
NOOOOOO!!!!
Do you need Crusade rules explained?
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>>48762627
Take Skopie and Irana. Reinforce both if possible.
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>>48762669
>>48762627
>69 get
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>>48762627
Release the Great Heathen Army
attack Bilbao and Madrid, spill Andorra, Barcelona, bordeoux and more Spanish inquisition.
5*5=+25 horde
+6 permenant
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>>48762690
no

im asking some of you to contribute
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>>48762627
>>48762656
Spain answers the call! They invade England
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Can I convert to Islam this turn? what will the cost be
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>>48762627
Fill feckin' Poland..
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>>48762708
Your holiness once these kebabs are dealt with in will join you.
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>>48762733
ok
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>>48762727
Update bonus m8
I don't what your bonus is
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>>48762627
Islam declares Jihad on Catholicism as they take the Moors into the fold

>>48762727
+6 for 4 turns +2 for Mecca +10 for Jihad (I think)
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>>48762669
Your homeland has been filled, read up on those rules.
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>>48762765
Leave my lands alone. That's all I want.

Your new ally crossed into my land first. I only look to the safety of my people and our lands.

And he threatens us.
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>>48762782
>>48762782
nice,are my cities fortified now?
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>>48762805
I can not be exactly aware of what the cause of this war is, but your enemy has converted to the Religion of the Prophet. As Caliphate of Islam I must support him in spreading the Holy Word into Iberia.
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>>48762836
A man who will defend his faith. I will honour you there.

But be careful 2ith those who use you for their own gains.


I mean the guy calls himself niggas

It's like you want get robbed.
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>Religious risk
>it's a "Muslims and Catholics claim religious super states and attack each other while pagans and Protestants rack up +100 bonuses out of fucking nowhere" episode
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>>48762873
Iberia is far away and The Niggas have very little reason to reconvert now that they have the blessing of Islam. My Caliph grows and I am threatened with very little as well as getting a permanent boon to the faith of my armies.
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>>48762882
Kek
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>>48762882
Fucking this tbqh baka senpai keepit100

>When you give yourself cancer.
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>>48762882
this time we are killing off the protestants and pagans
then religious super state time
all agree?
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>>48762627
Keep filling Germany
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Spain commits with the Pope to participating in a Crusade. The Crusade is successful, and takes London, granting all Participants a permanent bonus. The Herertics prepare for a counter assault, while the Heathens plunge a spear into the heart of Christendom.
The East Protestants fortify their homeland.
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>>48763024
Head towards eastern Irish Jewland, gathering up Russian land along the way.
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>>48763024
this roll is for the crusader state +3 + 12
attack OP
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>>48763024
We may have lost Madrid, but our souls are for the Crusade! Onwards into England!
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>>48763024
Fill Baltics, GOY!
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>>48763024
I hoi
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>>48763024
attack the green one in poland, spills to minsk
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>>48763024
as jewing attack iceland
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>>48763024
>Eryk looks over the wasteland that is former central Iberia... He revels in the blood of Christian knights laid to wast in Eurpope in the name of Odin. "Slaugher the Franks!" is the last word received after the fall of Madrid this faithful day.

Release the Great heathen army
Attack France and all their assets and land!

6*5=30 horde +6 perm
>Eryk

>>48762882
>>48762902
this, catholics can never agree and focus their strengths... its hilarious


>Eryk King of the Vikings

>>48762926
kek
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>>48763024
Take and reinforce Ankara and Podgorica. Fill in the islands in the middle if extra, focus on Irakelio.
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>>48763055
Bonus update
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>>48763024
Take the Oil fields of Arabia and the Fish of the Mediterranean. Spill goes to fortifying Northern Egypt and the Nile.

Muslim Jerusalem Soon
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>>48763024
What the he'll just happened to Spain?!

Keep pushing into moor land and fortify my northern lands.
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>>48763024
Correcting base bonus to +6
Heresy spreads to London, retaking it for free. Retake the rest of England, and fortify, Defemd then begin to sail for Belgium and begin filling.
>>48763050
Crusader states got a rules change. they just defend now. Participants get a land grant instead.
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>>48763058
this was for invading gibraltar again and joining jihad I posted too early
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>>48763082
Heathen army is pretty much OP.
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>>48763024
Take austria
Reinforce all of Italy
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>>48763103
Emergency nerf incoming. To be fair, people are not defending against it, and just derp and invade the Protestant homeland.
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>>48763071
NAP? give me gibraltar and sevilla and ill help you kill portugal
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and now watch as all the Catholics die and Iceland and OP take over the world
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>>48763024
i see how to play as pagan.... dont worry about assets just attack and attack often >>48762932
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Infidels OP pls Nerf.
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>>48763123
No true believers would consort with pegans. I may die but I do so in God's favor.
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>>48763119
Not saying everyone isn't being sorta dumb, but Iceland+attack on every turn is still OP.

Also ahistorical but that's beyond the point.
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>>48763150
not even fucking pagan we have the same god
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>>48763150
He's not a pagan, he's a Saracen infidel. Get it right man.
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>>48763129
>Those bonuses for cities valuing <20 altogether
Something wrong here
>>48763124
Sorry I can't participate in the siege into England. Have to cross a lot of land to get there.
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>>48763123
>We will pillage your villages, set your mosque ablaze, we will feed your dead to our dogs. WEEEE......AAAAARRREEE......VIIIKKKKKIIIINGGGGSSSS
>~Eryk, King of the Vikings
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>>48763171
down with autism
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>>48763124
You could defend and reinforce the border....
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>>48763160
You share a God with a pegan?...Okay...l2mudslimpls
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>>48763186
i did defend
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>>48763171
We are vikings dum da dum dum dum dum dum
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>>48763184
>>48763186
I change the focus of the Jihad against the Catholics to opposing the Pagans.
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>>48763201
kek
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>>48763186
how about when the heathen army is released on a player that players roll automatically goes to defending as much of it as possible?
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>>48763214
Holy shit look at those stats. Wtf.
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>>48763254
30 was only for this turn
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>>48763266
Still fucking spooky mate
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>>48763254
>>48763266
You still have twice as many Religious and Territory bonuses as all the other factions
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>>48763238
i think great heathen army should be replaced with something else
and pagans and protestants should not be able to get ridiculously high bonuses
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>>48763278
>>48763289

i think this rule would help the map
>>48763238
>>
>be Pagan
>win
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>>48763306
I applied that now.
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>>48763305
2*mup=horde
+3perm/+5perm if kill
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>>48763024
Keep on filling Germany with cities as priority
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>>48763306
Or remove or at the very least halve the Permanent +6 and +8 because its utter bullshit
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>>48763341
>>48763358
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>>48763071
O'noble norseman lets say we ally to defeat the Catholics?
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>>48763356
>takes 20 minutes to reply
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>>48763386
>and somehow gets in just before the mupdate each time
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>>48763314
>Be Jew
>Somehow don't win with most OP Bonuses
>>48763358
Nerfing all of these with current mup. In the past people said Pagans needed to scale somewhat.
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>>48763400
Gimme Frankfurt and Munich
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>>48763400
attack green, fill in Poland
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>>48763400
reinforce borders and attack iceland
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>>48763400
Take the Holy Land and spill to reinforce it while the Catholics are busy with Pagan Conquest.
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>>48763400
Could you remove my urge to fuk ur mum
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>>48763400
Take and reinforce Sofia.

All extra towards taking and Reinforcing Sarajevo.
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>>48763400
Defend, then head for Paris. Fills to fill Brussels.
Heretics defend England.
>>48763061
Make sure to state what you are doing with the Heresy ability.
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>>48763400
Start filling Germany, defend from attack
Reinforce my lands
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>>48763400
Retake Spain!
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>>48763400
Take fez.
Defend southern lands and push north and crush the Icelanders. Give all land I gain from this push north back to spain
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>>48763400
cede all my shit to portugal full surrender I got to go
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>>48763400
defend nothing
Release the heathen army!
sail to, attack and kill all the real niggas
4*7=28 horde +3 perm
>Eryk King of Vikings
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>>48763438
May I suggest changing up DotF?
>>48763468
The transaction is in the process of being completed when the Vikings interrupt it. The Jews take the rust.
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>>48763474
make that Portugal then if he quits. attack portugal
>>48763468
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>>48763468
Oh shit. Let me update my stats
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>>48763400
I said eastern! Eastern! Not Western!!!
Oh well, use my Horde of Samurai to attack the Irish I am already fucking up. Left overs go towards attacking EASTERN jewland.
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>>48763451
I don't really get this rule )that part with taking a city for free for example)
>>48763501
do you want a NAP?
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>>48763487
spain is the DOTF
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>>48763446
>>48763400
After that take Irkelios and the Islans.
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>>48763518
Sure, we both get a negative 5 to religion bonus tho.
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>>48763521
but that takes affect next turn
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>>48763521
Carry the touch high Spain!
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>>48763518
If you have two reinforced cities, then you get to choose a city in that country and take is over for free. You also get a bonus equal to half of your religion bonus while fighting in that area. If you control more than half of the country, the bonus is equal to 100% of your religion bonus.
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>>48763457
You're gonna pay for that Cleon
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>>48763553
Actually let me update my stats one last time
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>>48763561
For what? I haven't attacked you fellow Roman
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>>48763536
ohhh didn't know that, how about an inofficial NAP? you can have estonia and I'll take the rest of the balts and I'll won't expand souht-eastwards, ok?
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>>48763597
Intrusions to my rightful clay of Germania is a threat to my interests.
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>>48763608
And I assume you want Belarus too, right?
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>>48763645
yes please, if you can agree to that?
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Just checking that this bonus is correct
(+5 from DotF, +5 from adopter bonus, and +5 from base Catholic bonus, all of this is doubled with DotF for a complete total of +30 excluding resources)
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>>48763619
>Marcus Aurelius
>pagan Germanic
Fine, if it means peace, I'll let you have Germany
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>>48763663
How about I have Latvia and Estonia and you get Belarus and Lithuania?
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>>48763619
dude i just thought of Arminius. why not Arminius
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>>48763671
sounds right
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>>48763694
I tried to start in Italy but it was taken. I don't see the pantheon on the map anywhere so what was I supposed to choose?
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>>48763713
it is a deal, Kamerad!
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>>48763714
Not bad. I'd choose that if I could change my title.
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>>48763739
Oh, I am not frosty vodka people, I am grorious nippon man!
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>>48763756
alos bro, id start hitting people and getting that pagan bonus if i were you... its kind of the only way we get the perks
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>>48763780
Want to ally?
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>>48763785
PAGAN ALLIANCE?
yes thats cool
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The Spanish take back their lands. The pagans crash through Portugal. I believe Isis and The Jews are inactive, yes?
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>>48763819
Eryk hears word as he leaves Spain that the Spanish have returned with a vengeance. With the Pope's blessing most of Spain is retaken for Christendom.
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>>48763843
attack iceland
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>>48763853
Should I just assume defend first?
Defend first for everybody?
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>>48763843
Take and reinforce Beograd and Zagreb. Then Irakelio. Anything left over reinforce my border with Pankow.
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>>48763843
Reinforce all of the Holy land as well as the coasts of our empire. We must preserve ourselves from possible Christian crusades.

The Other Muslim is gone I think, can I get all his lands? I am the supreme Caliphate of Islam after all.
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>>48763866
yes
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>>48763843
Defend from
Attack purple in Germany
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>>48763843
Fill in the rest of Latvia. Secede all land in Lithuania and Belarus to Pankow. Conquer more of Russia.
Also, do I get the +5 for forcing the Irish to have a Diaspora?
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>>48763843
Unleash Great Heathen Army on Cleon!
VENI VIDI VICI
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>The viking horde having distracted the west now turn an eye east.
>Use our cheap seafare and sail east on the shortest path.
>Release the Heathen Army
>defend nothing anywhere
>Sail to and attack cleon in italy, sack rome if possible but aim for naples too and northward
>Eryk, King of the Vikings
8*4=32 horde +3perm
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>>48763910
>>48763931
Cleon BTFO
>>48763903
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>>48763843
Onwards! Vanquish the infidel! The Inquisition shall not stop until they are dead in the ground!
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>>48763931
>>48763910
Catholic brothers, help, I feel I might get sandwich in between these savages with ridiculously large bonuses for no reason
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>>48763909
The didn't though. They are still in Libya...
>>48763853
Remember to call Crusades m8
>>48763843
Heresy spreads to Lyon. Fill Belgium. Spills to Luxembourg. Heretics (+8) reinforce Paris.
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>>48763965
Bonus update
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>>48763984
Have they been in Libya and I just didn't notice?
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>>48763843
fill in Belarus and lithunia spills to slovakia and romania, use heresy if necessary
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>>48763980
Who are you calling savage, barbarian scum?
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I call a crusade against Iceland!
also can we all unite and kill the pagans?
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>>48763910
my pagan brother, now find someone new to strike. You build your religion by 3 each time you attack. and you gain assets, you will lose many, but he way to survive as pagan is attack and attack often my brother.
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>>48763980
Accept Jupiter into your heart, cede all your holdings in Italy to me ,and I will push no further.
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>>48764004
Woah man, I haven't done anything.
Nippon free of crimes.
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>>48763999
>Germanic tribes
>calls me a savage
Savages are those that don't know the love of God
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>>48764038
I was merely on a campaign crushing the German tribes and now I've come to take what is mine by right. Perhaps you would like to meditate on that?
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thats it can i become a jew?
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>>48764004
I hold Rome, the pagans are as much a danger to the papacy as they are to me
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>>48764054
Anyone who takes at the very least over 500 years to conquer a bunch of Germans doesn't deserve a kingdom.
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>>48764038
Odin relishes my actions and loves me for the monotheistic blood spilled in Italy.... LONG LIVE ODIN!!!!!


ALSO
>>48764059
>i hold rome
>chuckles
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>>48764058
>The pope was a jew all along
What a tweest.
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>>48764080
my
name
was
Jewing
of
Coarse i am a fucking Jew
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>>48764080
that was last game right... you doing same thing again?>>48764058
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>>48764094
Well excuse me, I can't understand every single of your stick runes.
>>48764101
I wasn't here last game.
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>>48764101
yes
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OP, Pagans need a nerd with the horde thing sometime. Probably like a flat bonus or something because this is absurd.
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>>48764115
you suck dood.

I SAY WE CRUCIFY THE JOO POPE AND THE RESUME THE GAME

>>48764114
was just linking your comment bro
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>>48764094
>Always pussies out papacy and attempts to switch for Jew when he sees the end coming
You really are a Jew rat
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>>48764121
we only have the horde the first time we attack the rest is flat.... that is why i am running around the map... i cant stay and fight 3 christians or two muslims without first building up.
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>>48764129
YOU CANT KILL ME YOU NEED AUSTRIA AND GERMA-oh shit
>>48764149
well when im near dead i can switch to Jew and survive
then come back go back to catholic and become pope again
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>>48764157
>>48764121
like real viking raids really
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>>48764157
Your bonus is still stupidly large.
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>>48764183
you havent seen it yet though... my attack against anything reinforced is shit and as people start taking their resources back and i lose asset bonuses all i will have is religion, i will also run out of new people to attack, which will then be the end of an era for me and i will have to localize somewhere....
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>>48764213
Its a blitz tatic really. Null their bonuses with shock and awe. Take their flat bonuses and go on from there.
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>>48764231
*tactic
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>>48764231
this
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dont worry people even though i weaseled out of being the pope and became a jew i will still help you all
>>48764149
sorry
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The Pope leads his men against the Hordes of the Devil, but is horrified to hear that Protestant Heretics in Lyon have revolted. Across Christendom there is sorrow, as the Heathens march on Cleon, steward of Rome. Caliph Salah fortifies his land, and builds a massive sea wall, knowing that he may have to hold out against crusaders, and Heathens
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>>48764252
reinforce my western borders, if spills > Czech Rep, use heresy if necessary
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>>48764252
attack Iceland take back Italy
defend first though
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>>48764252
Fill up more of Russia.
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>>48764252
Push back these fucking heathen, take back Rome and Florence,
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>>48764252
Take Beirut and Ammah, spill goes to further reinforcement of the sea wall.
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>>48764252
Op, you forgot my turn.
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>>48764252
Onwards to Rome! But first defend and strengthen my northern and southern borders
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>>48764252
Invade Vaduz, Zurich, Milano, and Torino
Also invade the Jew in France thus giving me the Heathen Army again.
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>>48764281
and reinforce borders
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>>48764251
Your people are not yet Jews.
>>48764252
Defend, fill Belgium, take Luxembourg. Heretics take Monaco. Heresy bonus used to take Spanish holdings in France, if not used for defense.
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>>48764252
>Release the Heathen Army!
>defend nothing.
>use cheap seafare to sail straight to Constantinople and take it.
>keep attacking Byzantium with what is left, taking as many assets as possible.
>take +2 cities in the balkans but main focus after constantinople is athens in greece

4*9=36 horde +3 perm

>Eryk, King of Vikings
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>>48764325
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish%E2%80%93Roman_wars
Gonna fuck you in the ass again Jew.
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>>48764303
>>48763885
>>48763843
>>48764330
Yo OP.
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>>48764336
Iceland I need you to finish off Cleon. We have him at that throat now we just need to deliver the killing blow.
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>>48764340
Wait correct my bonus. I attacked another country so 6+6 = 12.
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>>48764360
Adding that right now
Orders for this turn?
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>>48764308
Can only attack one person in the turn that you Heathen Army. Either go for Jewing, or let Cleon recover. And let's be honest. You're not gonna wipe out the Cleonian Dynasty
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>>48764372
im coming
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>>48764373
>>48764252
Defense against the Vikings with everything. They shan't take Constantinople.
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>>48764360
>reinforce borders with pankow
I can say that I'm not planning to attack you and I hope you act likewise
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>>48764391
And why not?
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>>48764397
>as if they have enough to stop it from falling
>>48764330
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>>48764404
I am reclaiming the Empire. Your lands were not among them.
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>>48764391
>>48764373
also, you cant add his previous roll to this rolls defense
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>>48764391
Ok fine I'm going for the Jews
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>>48764436
Iceland I'm focused on the Jews right now but we can't give Cleon the chance to recover. We must knock him out with a one two punch next turn and focus our invasions elsewhere.
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>>48764422
nice double dubs, so you wanna take all of the balkan nations ( but not hungary)?
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>>48764477
buil up little bro... we will return to aid soon, attack as many different people as often as you can until then
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>>48764492
Pankow I'm willing to negotiate a NAP if you will let us defeat the Catholics.
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Ok, so I figured out what pisses me off about heathen army. They can use it every turn. There should be a delay of at least a turn between use.

Also

>>48764418
>Read my bonus, you will bleed trying to take it.
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ill be back in 10-15 minutes
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>>48764507
I think we have enough flat assets to kill Cleon once and for all. No need to keep on attacking.
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>>48764516
98-~50=48 still

and no, we are raiders, its what we do... original hit and run drive by shooting etc
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>>48764526
>thinking the heir of the dynasty is kept in a dangerous war zone
What kind of fool do you take me for heathen? The Cleonian Dynasty will last until every man, woman and child of the Great Empire are killed
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>>48764516
i mean being able to use it every turn is kind of the point
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>>48764516
>>48764418
>>48764551
>>48764575

Try 98 - 50, -15 for travel -37 for defense.
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>>48764567
Big talk for a man who couldn't have come this far without Roman virtues. If it weren't for the Empire you would still be shagging sheep plebeian scum.
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>>48764583
your roll is your defense though, so the 37 is just bs. its 25
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>>48764567
Running behind women's skirts. Expected of the "great" Cleonian Dynasty. Cowards to their dying breath.
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>>48764627
25 for reinforced i mean
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>>48764510
a NAP so we both get a -5?
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>>48764627
>>48764647
You pay 50% more to take cities. Play by the rules or don't play at all.
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>>48764664
OK no NAP but an informal recognition of each sovereignty.
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>>48764665
play by the rules or dont play at all bro
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>>48764665
>>48764647
Reinforced cities mind. So you still lose.
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>>48764609

you're right, I do have Roman virtues.
Roman Catholic virtues
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>>48764670
I wish you good luck with the catholics
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intermarium
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Heretics continue to take over cities within France. They start to gain force, and push through the country side. Constantinople has fallen to the Vikings, after the countryside was swept through. Most likely, they shall fail to hold it. The Caliphate still has yet to strike.
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>>48764756
Fill up more of Russia.
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>>48764756
Invade Zurich, Vaduz, Bern, and Milano.
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>>48764756
Declare Jihad on the Pagans.

Set sail North to take Crete and the city of Irekleio then the Islands among the Aegean Sea. Any spill after the islands are taken goes to reinforcing the new acquisitions and the Sea wall.
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>>48764756
Take back Constantinople.
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>>48764756
PUSH BACK THE HEATHENS
From Italy reinforce my cities, all of them
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>>48764803
If spill push onwards to Rome.
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>>48764828
Correcting title.
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>>48764523
Back>>48764756
Defend
Attack blue and dark blue
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>>48764815
You don't lose the boost from reinforcing the cities if they are lost.
>>48764756
Heretics Seize Nantes. Reinforce Luxembourg, and Brussels. Defend. Begin filling France.
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>>48764817
Defend also
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>>48764756
>Having pillaged greed the viking horde turn their eyes to the south.
>Release the Great Heathen Army
>defend nothing
>sail to tripoli on the shortest path and land on the neutral coast, >then sweep the horde to the east through africa taking as many unreinforced Ts ands cities in egypt and/or middle east as possible

10*4=40 horde +3 perm

>>48764845
you are holding nicely brother, i will return to help, know i am watching
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>>48764756
Defend against any attacks. Invade the British Isles, claim them for Christendom!
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>>48764817
WAIT MY BONUS WAS MESSED UP
It's fixed
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>>48764756
take czech rep, fortify my borders and all of moldova and slovakia, spills for gettin me that fish in the black sea
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>>48764928
try to make it to the oil in the middle east if possible
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>>48764879
my ally, what our goals from now on?
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>>48764879
OK. Then also focus on taking back the other cities.
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>>48764948
Pankow I have an offer you can't refuse. Help my Nordic Brother in Byzantium and i will grant you some land in France. Why not? Byzantium is weak and ripe for conquest and you will also gain territory in the West. Our enemy is taken down and thus everyone prospers.
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>>48764962
Pankow, you are a man of God, are you not? Defend those that are your brother in faith, help fight these heathens
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>>48764982
it is indeed a good offer, but I just promised (both of you) that I won't attack ... lemme think about (being a back stabber or not)
>>48765001
and you are...? spain?
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>>48764756
Oops meant to correct my bonus to 21.
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>>48765001
>>48764982
>>48764967
>>48764962
>>48764961
>>48764931
>>48764857
>>48764806
>>48764756
so far looks good
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>>48765065
Italy, cyan
Help me and you can have any Germanic lands I gain
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>>48765098
Don't listen to him Pankow. Cleon is a dead man in a few turns and these are his cries for desperation. Which is why I'm offering you to attack Byzantium and not him. Why beat around a dead horse when you have much better opportunities to prosper?
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NEW THREAD!!!!!!>>48764756
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>>48765239
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