>Friends and I play some D&D >DM randomly assigns us

>>48760435
Sounds like one of my old DM's (fucking weaboo edgelord, railroader, loved his DMPC)

I would almost rather not game than deal with that again.

>>48760435
abort session

>>48760435
Give it at least two sessions of play Hank

>>48760475
>>48760501
>>48760551

One of you is alright.

>>48760435
Steer the game against the Bullywug hordes.

Or try and apprentice your Wizard under Merlin then sail to victory via caster imbalance.

>>48760435
Too obvious 2/10

Is the D&D show a meme here or not?

>>48760435
Get out of there anon

Or if this is bait, then stop baiting

>>48760435
Yeah our gm is a piece of work Hank, we should just get out well we can.
What the fuck kind of name is Venger for the BBEG? It sounds like something a five year old would come up with.
At least I got an invisibility cloak, it is useful at this level usually.

>>48761354
>invisibility
>with a railroady DM
I hope you're looking forward to everyone of importance having True Seeing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JjhQ1Oi_3k

>>48760798

Oddly enough, no.

>>48760435
Look, if i'd known you hated horses so much maybe I wouldn't even have rolled up a cavalier you salty prick, but how was I supposed to know you's pitch a fit and start accusing everyone of being bronies just because a horse was a fucking part of the character you were randomly fucking assigned?

>>48760435
>D&D

First red light

>DM randomly assigns us characters

Second red light

>The second is Tiamat FUCKING TIAMAT! GODDESS OF EVIL DRAGONS

Third red light.


No need to go any further. I leave the table at three.

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This thread is bait and you all fell for it.

>>48763367
I don't think most people know this is where the "its magic, I ain't got to explain shit" picture comes from.

Just get behind a wooden door. Tiamat losses.

>>48763100
>>D&D
>First red light
Sure you have such a refined taste in games.

>>48760435
i saw that shitty cartoon, too. 7/10 made me reply

>>48763672
>h-h-h-h-h-h-h-he insulted my favourite system ;_;
>b-b-b-b-b-b-b-better try to get him back!

Well you sure told me, fantard.

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It's odd, but /tg/ doesn't really 'do' memethreads. We have memes, but not the threads they spawn on other boards.

>>48760435
>>48762879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnbuRlRbK5E

>>48763367
>This thread is bait and you all fell for it.

In this thread, anon makes the dumb statement that "joke" and "bait" are synonyms, and that "playing along" and "falling for bait" are the same thing

>>48763414
Really? How could they not?

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>>48760435
This is what you get for going to the carnival.

>>48763367
FUCK

>>48760475
>>48760501
>>48761219
>>48763414
Holy shit lurk moar you fucking faggots.

Warduke, plz

I wonder what Gygax thought of this show?

Huh. People are apparently unaware of the dnd show

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z3FZnD21iO0

>>48770899
somebody already posted that

>>48763846
You okay there, friend?

>>48771622
You can always tell who's losing an argument by observing who most recently posted misspelled or stuttering greentext.