>You dream of being strangled by a zombie. The dream

>>48744049

Fucking wizards, man.

It's a kind of curse. Your life-force is being sapped through your dreams while you sleep. Take a tincture for a dreamless sleep, or seek out the bestower of the curse and get them to remove it.

If you have this dream for long enough, you'll find you start to have trouble breathing. Your fingers will start to rot from the tips. Your heart will slow. You'll find it harder to smile or frown, and even the emotions behind the expressions won't come to you as easily. Eventually you'll die, and that still won't be the end of it.

There's talk of other curses like this, featuring other undead - far worse ones. You won't find them in any book people admit to knowing.

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>>48744049
>You wake up in a cold sweat
>"Something wrong, honey? Did you have a bad dream?"

>>48744049
Well if nothing else, it explains the morning wood...

>>48744340
So like a night hag, but with a no john twist

I can dig it

>>48744964
I roll seduction.

>>48748158
that battle was won before it began.

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>>48744049
go on

>>48744049
Every dream I have ever had like this ends with mutual strangling. I'm not too concerned with the outcome, but if you dream of battle in your sleep the odds are probably in your favor in that particular instance.

>What are dreams but mental training for the waking?

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>>48744049

>>48751029
>but if you dream of battle in your sleep the odds are probably in your favor in that particular instance.
Have you ever woken yourself up by beating the living shit out of the mattress you're laying on? No? Just me?
I didn't mean to pop that air-mattress I promise.

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>implying I don't know how to lucid dream.
I punch that fucker so hard in the head that his whole upper body vaporizes.

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>>48744049
hooo MAN how ripped is this zombie exactly

>>48751127
They're probably all shriveled and gangly but with unnatural monster strength going on.

>>48750774
We need to go DEEPER.

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>>48751166
Can they at least be clawed and with terrifying definition?