Have there ever been any records of Battle Sisters having relationship

>>48672966

Why would they bother with the peasantry? This is an order that is powerful, and which exists as the military arm of the church. They are above normal citizens.

There's a whole branch of Sisters who engage in relationships with nobility to increase their influence.

>>48672966
This thread's been made tons of times.

>Answer: Yes.

>>48673048
>tfw even the pure brides of the Emperor chose the rich Chad over the average nice guy citizen

>>48673134

To be fair, they're choosing Chaddius so that they can subvert and spy on his family.

>>48672966
Short answer: Yes.
Long answer (a.k.a. if you actually give a shit about the topic of your post): Read Ciaphas Cain, then go from there.

>>48673134
it's more about infiltration than personal power whoring.

>>48673134
the average nice guy imperial citizen doesn't exist

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>>48673152
>>48673191
>>48673208
NICE GUY FINISH LAST

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>>48672966
Sure, there's even records of them being butt slaves to Asdrubael. They do everything.

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>>48673264
What surprising about this is that the Sister there didn't take her own life to be spare from all the tortures waiting for her

I guess deep down all sisters are giant fucking sluts after all

>>48672966
wasn't there a writefag piece about a Battle sister falling in love with a guardsman?

>>48673314

Dark Eldar dickings probably are superior to cardinal dickings.

>>48672966
Seeing as they're shamelessly based on the Bene Gesserit, yes

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>>48673573
STOP STEALING OUR MAIDENS

>>48673314
Cultist Chan's prison menu:
wed: Khorne Flakes
thr: Cadian Delights
fri: Chicken alla Pus
sat: Ocho Leches
sun: Change on a Cob
mon: Heresy Muffins
tue: Taco Tuesday

>>48672966
What are sisters for?

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>>48673663
DRUG-FUELLED SACRIFICIAL MURDER RAPE

>>48673659

>Taco Tuesday
>Not Undivided Tuesday

Regardless, I chortled heartily.

>>48673264
>>48673314
>>48673573
>thinking the Sisters are sluts
Wrong. The Dark City does things to people, and if you what you're told Vect probably won't rape you as his flays you slowly. He'll just make it quick and rape your skinless hide.
>>48673663
Fighting, keep the church clean, nurses, translators, and keeping nobles in line.

>>48673314
Iirc, the model she's based on is concealing a dagger. She's gonna try to bump Asdrubael off and escape.

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>>48673711
>Fighting, keep the church clean, nurses, translators, and keeping nobles in line.
Dickless ecclesiarchy priest spotted

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>>48673663

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>>48673711
found the Chipotle chomping white knight

>>48672966
Most sisters are lesbian lol, even GW have hinted at it in the past

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>>48673758
Hey, Lucius, how's the current codex treating you? Remember how much you job, and how you used to wear regal purple and gold but now you look like a teenage girl's bedroom? I might not be getting any SoB pussy, but at least I'm not a stepping stone for the hero of the week to beat.

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>>48673858
Bitch I'm an ever living daemon with a harem and what are you? Bored PDF guard in some backwater planet that will never get any action except with the mutant whore 2 blocks down? Talk shit get smack son

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>>48673254
...Because our lovers finish first.

>>48673048
They police the relationships of the nobility, and serve as advisors to noble houses. While it's possible they use sex and seduction to achieve their goals of spying/manipulating the families, they're not here to engage in relationships.

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>>48673957

The bull finishes first, too.

>>48673921
Says the idiot who betrayed his friend because no one noticed him. Also it isn't sex if you use your whip to insert whatever holes Slaanesh gave you.

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>>48673989
I'll bone a battle sister and spill all my dirty secrets, even for just one night

>>48673663
For true, pure, untainted love in the witness of the Emperror

>>48672966
According to the Ciaphas Cain novels, yes.

There's a Sister boning a some random scribe in one of them.

>>48674003
>Not rocking the world of a Minotaurs marine.
Stay plebian.

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>>48673778
At least you had the good sense to spoiler that image, heretic.

>>48674036

Wouldn't happen. You'd have to be important.

>>48674185
What if I try to shank some high-ranking priest or maybe possess some here-licious books? Will the sister be tempted then?

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>>48674166
what's wrong? were you intrigued by the heresy?

>>48674213
For the former option the Canoness probably had some agreement with the priest that allowed her to have access to all the young boys she wants, and you just killed the man who was charismatic enough to convince families that it was the Emperor's will that their sons have sex with the Canoness. The second option is just going to get you tortured until you repent. It seems to me that the only way to get SoB pussy is be a shota, be a SoB, or be faithful enough that the Sisters give you the job of tending to their sexual needs.

>>48674310
Would a healthy 30 years old Imperial citizen be considered shota in the eyes of a Sister?

>>48674332
I think maybe if the Sister is at least 300 years old.

>>48673314
Ever seen the actual model? The slave sister's holding a broken off shard behind her back ready to do some serious chibbing.

>>48673682
Grey Knights plz go.

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>>48674381
A SoB's vag is still better than none I guess

>>48674431
I mean she is going to be older than you and your grandmother if she's 300 years old.

>>48674431
>>48674529
In the 41st century, there is only plastic surgery

>>48674550
Just use chemical rejuvenation.

>>48674213
Tempted to shoot you, yes.

>>48674682
Say, do Imperial nobles watch snuff films? Considering the fucked-up place that is the Imperium how easy would it be just casually stroll down the underhive and record like 5 hours worth of footage?

Hell, there must be like a snuff film industry in the Imperium

>>48674779
I would assume any existing industry would be based on a planet to planet basis.

>>48674779
It depends on the nobles, but given the Imperium's diversity and size a snuff film industry has to exist. Would it exist everywhere? Probably not on death and feral worlds where you're too busy fighting for survival instead of watching snuff.

It happens, big galaxy

>>48674779
Pornography, especially disturbed pornography, is heresy. So there wouldn't be an open market for snuff films.

But let's be clear. There is an industry for snuff films now, on earth, in the present day. Of course there are industries for snuff films in the 40kverse. There are likewise probably snuff shows, where in some poor bastard is taken from the streets and murdered for someone else's pleasure.

>>48675145
>There are likewise probably snuff shows, where in some poor bastard is taken from the streets and murdered for someone else's pleasure.
That happens in mexico and china as well
Or in any south east asian country D's destruction exists for a reason

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>>48673921
>Luci-boi
>talking shit to anyone
Your shitty gimmick doesn't even work.
>"Lol, I will just res in the body of the in who killed me!"
>gets killed by necrons
>papa slaanesh has to bring him back himself
>gets killed by nids
>papa slaanesh has to bring him back himself
>space marines broke his legs
>lol, he has to be dragged away by other traitors

>>48672966
No. A SoB could never be happy settling for a "normal" life after purging for the Emperor all those year. She'd just be depressed.

>>48672966
Well normal in the Imperium is a Hive world factory slave working 20 hour days. So no definitely not with a normal citizen. An effective noble, a decorated IG commander, a passionate Priest or an orthodox Inquisitor she served might catch her eye though.

>>48675145
Pornography isn't heresy you fucking halfwit, stop spouting memes. Prostitution and smut are common as shit in the Imperium. Stop watching Text To Speech Device videos and thinking the makers know anything about 40k.

>>48672966
Ugh, not this again.

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>>48675487
>Well normal in the Imperium is a Hive world factory slave working 20 hour days.
Not all worlds are Hive Worlds.

>>48675552

But the majority of citizenry live on the densest planets, anon. Odds are, you're going to live on a hive world.

>>48675552
I didn't say they were. But the majority of the Imperium's populace does live on them due to their sheer population sizes

>>48675499
>>48673116
Wew, all this contribution

bumpin

>>48674100
>some random scribe

IIRC he was the head Prefect/Headmaster/whatever of the Administratum at that particular Schola.

For the record, Cain also makes a point to say that while many Sisters orders remain celibate, it's not a universal requirement.

>>48675145
Pornography isn't heresy (to the Imperium). There was one single joke about pornography of xenos being distributed to guardsmen, and THAT being heresy, but that's it.

>>48675145
>But let's be clear. There is an industry for snuff films now, on earth, in the present day.
no there isn't, you moron

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>>48675145
Anon, we've been over this many times.

Sororitas porn is the only 100% approved porn.

>>48674332
Uh, you know that Sisters are normal humans, right?

>>48679249
with imperium medical tech even ordinary humans live for 200+ years (provided they can afford to do so)

Aren't Sisters Famulous basicalyl Bene Geseritt sisterhood? Only with the added plus of making sure noble houses don't become too decadent (read chaos worshipping, xenos consorting, apostate heretics)?