Mass polymorph, /tg/!
Grab your closest stack of MtG cards and flip them over until you find a creature.
You are now that creature.
If you don't own any cards click http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Default.aspx until you get a creature.
What did you get turned into and what do you do next?
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=487
Nothing changes except I'm far more likely to grow moss.
>>48617566
>Bane of bala ged
Gross colorless eldrazi.
I guess i go devour some mana.
>>48617566
Huh, that's convenient.
Not that familiar with the MtG so I assume by the picture and text that I'm limited to human/humanoids.
Still, feels pretty useful.
>>48617566
Quicksilver dragon, foil.
I suppose I can't be posting anymore so I am pissed and fly away.
>>48617566
>Docent of Perfection
What do you mean, you can't fly? Guess we'll have to fix that.
Hope you like your skeleton on the outside, kids.
Gee, thanks OP!
>>48621206
>>48621206
>everything is the same
I am a weirdo.
>>48620884
Because OP is stupid and told you go to the default page of Gatherer, which shows all cards in alphabetical order. Try this instead: http://magiccards.info/random.html
Go fight some bears I suppose.
>>48617566
I am relentless rats? So I guess I go find more relentless rats?
>>48617566
Finally some direction in my life
>>48617566
http://magiccards.info/bok/en/102.html
I'm gonna go cover myself in ice so my prey can't smell my pungent musk.
Flying would be pretty cool, I guess, but I don't know how I'm going to fap without hands.
>>48622117
all you gotta do is hump a tree stump vigourously
though, since you come with a friend I'm not sure how much this advice is worth to you
>have EDH precon lying around
>flip over some cards
What have I become
>>48617566
HOLY SHIT I'M FUCKING FABULOUS AS FUCK
Well, it could be worse