> friends want me to run superheroes campaign for them >

>>48571662

The first two are trashy, but the third is comedy gold, and the fourth is proper classic hero material.

"I've been stung by a radioactive bee, and now I have the power of BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES."

>>48571662
If you can't handle an insect themed superhero who actually has powers related to their theme, an edgy furry, a shameless knockoff, and a transformer, what the fuck are you doing running a superhero game?

>>48571662
> Has a group of friends that wants to play a game with me

> Reeeee shit characters

Anon, either they aren't your friends and don't know what to expect from you, you're not their friend but a shitty spoiled autist who doesn't know what to expect from his "friends", or my personal favourite "This is fake and gay bait and the reason you're here is because option 1 and 2 are also true."

Because otherwise you would talk to them like a person and have them explain their characters and what they wanted to get out of playing them, and work with them to fit something close to what they wanted into the game.

Pain is used to much as character.

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>>48571662

>Vetoing the guy that turns into a jetfighter

>>48571662
I ran a superhero game where half the players just made characters based on popular heroes.
Deadpool wannabe
two anime characters,
a cyborg who's super smart,
A mannequin with the ability to temporarily possess objects and phase through objects
and a guy who plays the drums

what a crew

>>48571662
Jetfighter-man actually sounds rad as hell.
I agree with you on Viliana Less and the other guy, though.

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>>48571662
I don't see what's so chaotic randumb about those, and the last two sound like decent superheroes. Only one I would actually veto is the ripoff, and that only because trying to be a superhero while also being a necromancer is begging for trouble.

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>tfw always wanted to do a superhero rp
>tfw anytime i try to join one, either everyone's a katana wielding kitsune or are TOO serious for my characters
is it even possible for there to be a happy medium in roleplaying?

>>48571662
> a guy who shapeshifts into a miniature jetfighter and zips around the room shooting missiles at people
lmao dude, that's a DC Comics character, the "Immoral Man-in-Darkness." Was a Chinese superhero who bonded with an alien spaceship.

>>48572003

Sounds like some dumb shit.

>>48572051

Actually it's gay as fuck and not at all conducive to an engaging story. Its a childish gimmick. It is why superhero stories are for fucking children.

Fuck this, I'm cancelling the campaign.

>>48572146
You are 100% correct.

>>48572125
Pop-culture "horde of zombies" necromancer, I agree with you. If you go with the older "spiritual medium" type of necromancer, it would work a lot better as a hero.

Of course, that's not what the player in OP's story was going for.

>>48572207
>Raising the dead
>Desecrating the dead
How is this even heroic
Necromancers should be put down like the heretics they are.

>>48572169
Did you just use "gay" as an unironic negative adjective?

Faggot.

So my players are in the ECHO (East Coast Hero's Organization) 76th Branch. They meet in conference room three of the civic center on Wednesdays at 7pm, right after Alcoholic's Anonymous.

The line up for non-player heroes is as follows:
>Puppet Patriot
A muppet actually controlled by three guys in black morph suits, dressed like Uncle Sam.
>The Delivery Boys
A duo of former UPS workers in their brown UPS van, use gadgets taken from undelivered packages
>ARM STRONG
103 year old super soldier that served in WWII, he's senile.
>Road Ronin
White guy with a Japanese made motorcycle, trench coat, and katana
>Skeleton Manny
Italian mobster skeleton
>Titanium Templar
Giant guy in a power suit riding a horse, who is also in a power suit.
>Salary Slasher
Former door to door cutlery salesman turned armed vigilante

Do these sound reasonable?

>>48572224
>Necromancers should be put down like the heretics they are.
As should all magic-users, goblinoids, demon or dragon-blooded, elves, unwed mothers, wearers of mixed fabrics, left-handed people, red-haired people, and anyone who cracks their knuckles.

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> a foxman that bites people with poison

But is he cute?

>>48572271
>who is also in a power suit
Titanium Templar best hero

>>48572224
The "-mancy" part of necromancy originally meant divination, not "any kind of magic." Necromancers communed with the spirits of the dead to predict the future.

Running with the "communing with the (lost) spirits of the dead" angle could get you a detective hero who terrorizes evildoers with ghosts. Potentially like a mix between Batman and Ghost Rider.

sounds like most Marvel C list superhero teams

OP you're an idiot and a sperg

Mine ended up with some better characters.
>Cell biologist turned superhero with not!magneto powers.
>Private investigator with magical powers and lots of non-combat skills.
>Barbowner with animu teleporting powers, regeneration, and a katana shotgun. Keeps the weeb down surprisingly.
>Owl from Hunter X Hunter. Dude is sleeping half the time due to 60 hours/week work schedule.

>>48572169
some would say playing games of pretend are also for children, so what's your point?

Also it's a fucking superhero game. If you're not gonna get creative with powers, the fuck are you playing for

>>48572280
>As should all magic-users, goblinoids, demon or dragon-blooded, elves,
Up to here is not bad though.

>>48572293
Titanium Templar's Launch sequence!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITYtEFf0cBc

>>48571662
Dude jetfighter man is rad as hell

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>>48572331
t. unwed mother. STONE HER!

>>48572373
>>48572127
>>48572125
>>48572051
>>48571855
>>48571698
>All these transformer fags
Turning into a jet might be fun the first few times, but it gets stale fast and is only useful in wide open areas with lots of room to maneuver.

>>48572293
Titanium Templar > The Delivery Boys > ARM STRONG > Skeleton Manny > Puppet Patriot > Salary Slasher >>>>>>>> Road Ronin

This is Canon.

>>48572417
t. child murderer

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>>48572433
>transformer
No, I'm just a weeb.

>>48571662
That sounds just as fucking retarded as professional official superheroes like Superfag and Flash and the billions of other really bad clones.

>>48572433
>Miniature

>>48571698
You are part of the problem if you think anything on that list is anything but utter fucking cancerous trash.

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>>48571662
I found Jetfighter man

>>48572433
Well, to make it more creative, there could be other ways to utilize the power. Like, instead of transforming 100%, you could just turn your hand into the guns or put a rocket on your elbow for ROCKET PUNCHES, or you could put wings + rocket on your back only for simple flight. Could turn your arm into a wing and use that as a shield, et cetera. I assume that if you're turning into a jetplane, you also have radio, scanners, and shit, so you could do something creative with that too.

>>48572433
>turning stretchy might be fun the first few times
>turning invisible might be fun the first few times
>turning into an indestructible monster might be fun the first few times
>turning into a human torch might be fun the first few times

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>>48571855
I can understand. That one has the potential to go to some uncomfortable places.

>>48572520
There is nothing super heroic about a jet.
>Can't transform because in hallway
>Can't transform because In alleyway
>Can't transform because Bound with rope
>Can't transform because underground
>Can't transform because There's no 300 foot long path wide enough to rise off and be useful.

>>48572561
>>48572487

>>48572293
>>48572444
All this shit taste not loving puppet patriot.

>>48572311
>Barbowner with animu teleporting powers, regeneration, and a katana shotgun.
Sound EDGY.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoGzecSHEro

>>48572578
>Miniature bullets can't hurt bad guys
>Miniature plane can't carry anyone because no hands and not enough power
>Rockets are really like fireworks
>Get shot out of air by any bullet or any punch.

>>48572561
okay, we all in a troll thread, I get it now. pretendingtoberetarded/10

>>48572561
Did you not read the word "miniature?"

>>48572617
>Barbowner
I think he meant to say Bar owner

>>48572271
Is skeleton manny's power being Italian, a mobster, or a skeleton?

>>48572672
Both.

>>48572619
They hit with the power of regular sized bullets/rockets. Because of the Spee- I mean Jet Force.

>>48572302
Weird that you bring that up, I actually played a ghost detective in a mutants and masterminds game that did pretty much that. For direct combat he was more like Danny Phantom, since I took phase and ectoplasmic bolt

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>>48571662
>> a guy who shapeshifts into a miniature jetfighter and zips around the room shooting missiles at people

it takes guts

>>48572444
What is the power level chart?

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these concepts are JJBA tier

OP must hate fun

>>48572619
>Get Rope
>Put weight on end
>Attach to Mini Plane
>Re-enact Hoth Snowspeeder scene
>Or become flying mace

How do you scale powers in your game? What categories/classifications do you have?
Personally I have a basic system of (rough power description) + #. So a guy who could lift a car with his mind would be a telekinetic 4, while a person who could open portals of any size to any location within 10,000 miles would be a teleporter 10. Some are exceptions and given the number 11, which means they are the strongest alive in that category, 12 is for the strongest to ever live in that category.

op is a faggot.

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>>48571662
What?
No other bee themed superheroes yet?

>>48572979
In my personal list of superhero ideas I rank them by the area they protect. MnM has it's own system for that though.

>>48572169
>>48571662
>Hurr, I shit on characters that are literally from all variety of ages of comics.
>Hurr, badwrongfun is being had.
>There's no way that fun can be had by a basic exploration of the various ages of comics.

You don't even inspire me to anger; you've bored me. You're boring me. And your probably going to continue to bore me.

Anyone got some good superhero game stories?

>>48571662

Bee master
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc

>>48572311
>katana shotgun
?
Is it a katana that shoots or a gun that shoots katanas?

In my current game we have the following

Gadget using 1950's era "futuristic spaceman"

Batman Knockoff

Psychic ninja who puts people to sleep with a single touch

Alien Narcoleptic Birdman

A weather-controller greenpeace member

and an android who wants to be human and modeled himself after Data from Star Trek as his idol.

We spend more time (sleeping, eating, bickering) than fighting crime.

>>48571662
This is a troll thread.
You didn't even mention a system.

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This thread essentially just straight up shows that OP and anyone like him is just an uninspired hack that can't run anything if it goes off the conventional path and is even slightly different. While I can relate to being irked by cloning a character concept, the characters all had potential to be interesting. Note: Potential. But of course, much like a mouth-breathing teenager, all OP sees is "SO WEIRDDD AMIRITE GUISE" where as actual GMs see characters and might already be visualising how that might play out. Easiest route out of many being playing this as a non-serious satire of the cape genre, but no, into the trash it goes, hurr please do my job for me and INSPIRE ME PLEASEEE PLAYERS I CAN'T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING MYSELF! I ONLY WATCHED AVENGERS!

Not to mention the fact that you already can dismiss an entire genre is a good tell you're not a GM, let alone a man capable of stories.

>>48572291
Literally nobody cares about your furry shit.

Yiff in hell furfag

>>48572979

Reminds me of Worm.

>>48572169
I don't understand why any other version of playing pretend is more mature than playing fucking superheroes.

>>48572484
So DC comics then?

I agree, DC is trash.

>>48572433
Duh, that's his weakness. If he doesn't have room to take off, he can't fly and can just wheel around very slowly shooting missiles. That's a pretty good weakness.

>>48573369
Yeah. Basically worms classification is what my group uses since half of us have read it.

>>48573234
A katana and the katana sheath turns into some kind of shotgun via transformation.

>>48572433
>>48572501
Secondary power: when you turn into a jet (I'm guessing a jet with the same mass as a human,) the tiny pilot can leave the cockpit and go out on adventures that require a tiny man.

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>>48573411
Ain't you heard? Superheroes are for mature adults such as myself now.

>>48572169
>Its a childish gimmick
So in other words...it's a superhero.
Truly, a roleplaying sin if ever there was one.

>>48572254

> negative adjective

'pejorative'


u juz lernd a nu wrd

>>48571662
I just wrapped up a game with a bee master.

Good stuff! let them run with it!

>>48571662
Those sound like fun characters.

Could be worse. You could have a bunch of min/maxers.

I had a player make a superhero that was just a normal for the most part, but could go into an all powerful mode (described as Superman Prime levels of power) any time he wanted except it only lasted for a total of ten seconds, BUT he had the ability to turn it on and off in a faction of a second. Ten seconds is not a drawback if you can win battles in a fraction of a second.

The rest of the players had similar "drawbacks."

>>48571662
> not just playing Weaver Dice
> not forcing them to use Futhark Generator

>>48572271
Wonderfully dumb

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>>48574645
Why did you let your player rip off All Might?
Why did you let him rip off All Might except exponentially stronger and without All Might's crippling boneitis?

>>48572561

Aquaman is the same and everyone loves him

>>48571662
>Not pitting them against The Day of Anger, a Muslim themed group of villains who want to bring death to the West in a single day

You should have your GM licence revoked. I don't care.

>>48574598
Thanks, I knew there was a word for that but I couldn't bring the word to mind. That's actually being bugging me

>>48574802
Nobody loves Aquaman, don't lie.

>>48574834
Aquaman is love m8

>>48571662
Microjet Man sounds like the shit.

>>48572433
Make it a harrier you dumb faggot.

>>48572979
How would you even scale that on a 1 to 10? What's the difference between a 2 and 3? Or a 5 and 6?

>>48571662
Just talk the jetfighter down to an attack helicopter and it could work.
Maybe even have them take on helicopter features like inspector gadget-style rotor blades.

>>48572302
>Potentially like a mix between Batman and Ghost Rider.
Damn, now I want to play this.

>>48572601
I know right; the image of three guys clad in black working together to make a muppet fight crime is hilarious. Just imagine the first time he shows up in a dark room beating up villians until they turn on the lights and see the three guys awkwardly moving him around.

>>48571662
you better bee keeping the bee master.

>>48572500

Every fucking time.

>>48571698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc

>>48579036
You should read the thread before posting.

>>48579111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kWW9luMD4M

There, the different one.

>>48572619
Nigga he's transforming into a miniature jet, I think we can pretend his bullets are lethal, his carrying strength is 500 lbs, and his rockets are goddamn RPGs.

>>48571662
Is vetoing really preferable over work-shopping the characters into something appealing for you?

> a foxman that bites people with poison
Foxman like Batman, or Foxman like Manbat?
A guy that dresses up in a vaguely fox like suit anesthetizing people could be neat.
> a straight Liliana Vess ripoff
Why is this one particularly egregious? I'd expect a fem necromancer demonic something or whatever it is Vess is can be tolerably done.
> a guy who shapeshifts into a miniature jetfighter and zips around the room shooting missiles at people
Didn't somebody mention a jet plane transformation fetishest in a that guy thread last month? I could swear somebody, oh >>48572500.
Why not just use a not-ironman suited or cybornetic character? Same thing as a fighter jet, just in a man sized profile.
> a "beemaster" who sends bees to attack people and sticks people to the ground with honey
this seems like a fun character for a comedic setting.

>>48572734
So, he's a super-villain, then?

>>48571662
Why agree to run the game if you hate it so much?

>>48571662
that sounds fun

OP wanted superheroes.

OP got superheroes.

OP was butthurt.

OP is a faggot.

Don't be like OP.

>>48571662
Let the airplane guy in but he has to be named J J

>>48571662
These are amazing characters.

But seriously dude, your friends clearly want a campy Brave and the Bold style superhero campaign. If you want to run some Claremontian super drama or a Hickman sci-fi philosophy trip or whatever, you're unlikely to get characters suited for it.

>>48572500
>A pack of wild military jets will never teach you their ways
Why even live?

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The super hero character I've always wanted to play was like Mad Madme Mim.

And no, I don't mean beastboy. I mean like her.

I have no idea what powers/systems could support it though.

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>>48582634
>A guy that dresses up in a vaguely fox like suit anesthetizing people could be neat.
t. furry

It's an inherently dumb genre, what did you expect?

>>48571755
>"This is fake and gay bait and the reason you're here is because option 1 and 2 are also true."
Ehhh... Probably right.

>>48572169
>Fuck this, I'm cancelling the campaign.
Guess you were right.

>>48572271
You posted about Puppet Patriot before, but I love all of these.

>>48583601
Why? Because he kills?

>>48571662
>Running or playing cape campaigns

Why would you ever

>>48584395
I was thinking of a batsuit rather than a fursuit, but whatever floats your boat anon.

>>48571662
Dude, that's a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure game waiting to happen.

>>48572169
>. Its a childish gimmick. It is why superhero stories are for fucking children.
Pretty much. It's an appeal to power from the powerless. People escaping the harsh reality for a while and living the story of someone with the might and power and capability to right the ills of the world.

A childish escapism for sure. But then again, welcome to /tg/. Is one form of escapism any better than the rest?

>>48584395
>The Vulpine

A batman like character known for his agility and the cruel way he toys with his criminal "prey".

>I will never play in a decent superhero game
>I will never get to play a shapeshifter fighter
>I will never secretly be an alien hiding their true form
>I will never reveal my form in closed room murders
>I will never be a large mass of tentacles

>>48571662
Yes, all of these are irredeemable lolsorandumb shit. Honestly, the BEES DUDE LMAO one is probably the biggest offender. You did good by canceling the campaign, but asking /tg/ for advice was a mistake. This place loves lolsorandumb penguin spork shit like Old Man Henderson and thinks that subversion and memes are cornerstones of good writing.

>>48584395
Oh damn that comic. Just. Damn.

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>>48593015
>This place loves lolsorandumb penguin spork shit like Old Man Henderson and thinks that subversion and memes are cornerstones of good writing.

>>48571662
They do not have to and are not supposed to appeal to you. Fag.

>>48571662
Rate my superpower /tg/

>Superpower: Sign Change
This ability allows me to take any physical relation that holds in the real world, and change its mathematical formulation locally by making any number of pluses into minuses.
As an example, I can get make masses repel eachother, or positive charges attract, or make heat propagation unstable by making heat energy contract not diffuse.

How long before i destroy the universe?

>>48574802
Aquaman is still a tough asskicker on the surface.

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>Power to transform into a dragon.
How to do this right?

>>48593240
You know I'm not wrong.

>>48593473
>How long before i destroy the universe?
Probably not.

You can blow up the planet by converting a bunch of stuff around you into antimatter, but that's the extent of it.

>>48593539
Most of the time it's a partially corporeal spirit that functions like a 「STAND」 letting you do things like hit really hard and shoot gusts of flame, glide through the air, etc. but you can't do it all at the same time unless you fuse with the spirit temporarily, which puts a huge strain on your body

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>>48593539
Alternatively you have the power to call on the strength of ancient warriors who have been given the divine right to rule dragons, but this requires you to call on the madness only found in war.

>>48572540
hold up is that an actual book? please tell me it isnt.

>>48593822
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/24758189-i-m-gay-for-my-living-billionaire-jet-plane
https://www.amazon.com/Gay-Living-Billionaire-Jet-Plane-ebook/dp/B00SX6HS5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV9AuJEgvOs
>Disappointing that plane anus is never once called a planus.

>>48593822
>chuck tingle
probably

>>48593822
>>48593867

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Tingle
> He began his career by writing dinosaur erotica and expanded to stories based on various inanimate objects.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur_erotica
>it is big enough to have it's own fucking page

>>48593867
>>48593869
>>48593899
see, this is why i like /tg/. i always find new and different ways to be disappointed in life.

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>>48593822
For anybody who wants to peek but doesn't want to actually meddle with amazon's preview system and shit, here.

And lets be honest, it's not the weirdest shit out there.
It's only weird in a meta sense of being on amazon.

It says it's 4200 words it's basically a common smutfic shovelled up there.

>>48593539
Longer you fight the more dragon-like you become?

>>48593899
>Dinosaur_erotica

I swear to god if one of you posts a link to one of these books and I get another fetish, someone will pay. I dont know who, but someone.

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>>48594328
"Dinosaur Erotica Will Take You Straight To Jurassic Pork".

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>>48571662

>>48572271
ARM STRONG, The Delivery Boys, and Salary Slasher are all great.

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>>48571662
> a guy who shapeshifts into a miniature jetfighter and zips around the room shooting missiles at people
Reminds me of the story of the guy who wanted to be a talking sex plane in a superhero game

>>48571698

The correct opinion.

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>>48572169
Guess you should just go back to edgy grimdark settings, then. Nice blogpost, M80.

>>48572462
>one of my favorite supporting-character Stands
>one of my least favorite supporting characters
Narancia fills me with confusion.

>>48573781
So a less-interesting version of Jetstream Sam.

>>48572254
>zomg did u just use a hateful heteronormative slur?? well us fa/tg/uys and more importantly ca/tg/irls detest the use of such an evil word, so u better not do it again,,,, **melts into shadows**

>>48573158

A few summers back i ran a 1920's masked adventurers game. In addition to their background, and history i had everyone come up with a arch nemesis, which i statted up. Here are the characters, and their respective foes.

>a bullet proof Polish cowgirl. Batman levels of competency. Terrifying with a whip. Her foe was a former outlaw turned robber baron. He was wealthy, connected, and crooked as hell.

>a psychic lawyer, and champion of women's rights. Very fond of mind control, which she'd use to convert politicians to her cause. Foe was a government scientist creating ant psi tech.

>lesbian bootlegger alchemist. Her foe was her old mentor who has to drain the life force of young female magic users. Plot twist, her mentor/ former lover is a future version of herself. Further her former ally remembers killing her future self, and is frantic to prevent this from happening.

>a Japanese-American lawyer, who is also a martial arts master. I think he had ungodly levels of charisma, and charisma based skills. His villian was a J.J. Jamison type who hated foreigners, particularly Asian ones.

>a former Triad assassin, and kung fu master. He had a range of secret teqniques and mystical ninja powers. His nemesis was esentially Doctor Fu Manchu.

>the son of the nemesis of the lesbian bootlegging alchemist. He had been "blessed" by a cursed artifact. He was a low level flying brick/ blaster. I don't remember his villain.

>>48598652
>Her foe was her old mentor who has to drain the life force of young female magic users. Plot twist, her mentor/ former lover is a future version of herself. Further her former ally remembers killing her future self, and is frantic to prevent this from happening.
Man that sounds like 2 thirds hilarity and one thirds uncontrollable mess

>>48571698
Preach it, brother.

Though I'd prefer the Pain's explanation from The Last Days of Foxhound.

>WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH ME MY MOTHER HAS SUCH A CRAVING FOR SWEET THINGS THAT I WAS BORN WITH FRAGMENTS OF HONEY D.N.A.

I read that webcomic before ever playing any Metal Gear game, and was disappointed to learn that almost none of the voices matched up to the ones they had in my head. The Pain had a Texas drawl in my mind.

>>48593015
What would be non-lolsorandumb superheroes according to you? Be original.

>>48571662
>a "beemaster" who sends bees to attack people and sticks people to the ground with honey

http://smite.gamepedia.com/Ah_Muzen_Cab

>>48571662
Explain the jet man more
How tiny
Can he generate his own ammo

Does he habe infinite.missles

What if he crashes, does he died?

>>48572500
This has me crying with laughter
I'm at work
PROMOTIONS

>>48595528
man I want to play in a goofy silver age game really bad

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>>48574745
>removing All mights boneitis

you are a villian

>>48571662
I am banning the last one. Fuck bees.

>>48573366
You disgrace your dubs with your idiocy.

Fox-ears aren't furry, dipshit

>>48599777
trips confirm

>>48593015
If that's lolrandumb how in the fuck would you run a supers campaign? Gritty realism?

Kys middleschooler

>>48571662
Fox dude seems okay. Why wouldn't you permit him?

Bees are dope, I agree.

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>>48593867
>>48593899

>>48572271
Puppet is the only one I see causing "issues", if any at all. I like the team, and want to play my own homicidal UPS men.

>>48600200
Check his recent books. This's mad.

>>48598721
>Man that sounds like 2 thirds hilarity and one thirds uncontrollable mess

Pretty much that campaign in a nutshell. It was very fun. The players kept me on my toes most of the time.

>>48571662
> a foxman that bites people with poison
Little bit uninspired, but OK.

> a straight Liliana Vess ripoff
Veto.

> a guy who shapeshifts into a miniature
jetfighter and zips around the room shooting missiles at people
Veto, dumb as hell.

> a "beemaster" who sends bees to attack people and sticks people to the ground with honey
Classic, good.

>>48571662
>hey dm, we want a superhero game
>sure thing,but there is just one rule for you to follow
>NO FUN ALLOWED

>>48572497
Actually, as fact would have it, you're wrong. Bee guy is based.

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>>48593822
>not knowing Chuck Tingles/Michael Kirkbride

>>48601709
Sounds more like they wanted an extra retarded version of Mystery Men.

I'm assuming the jet fighter is tiny, like a toy plane.

OP, you made me google Lillian Vess

>>48571662

>Foxman
Worked for Beast, Sasquatch, and Werewolf by Night, but I'm warning you, any furry business, and I'll have your balls.

>Liliana Vess
...I guess.

Jetman
Yes. Thank you. Iron Man meets Starscream; finally a visionary.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Perfect. Hey, Liliana, take a page from this guy's notebook.

>>48582634
Didn't somebody mention a jet plane transformation fetishest in a that guy thread last month? I could swear somebody, oh >>48572500 #.

I remember. Now I need another jug of brain bleach.

i have an idea for a super hero game i might be joining in the future

im thinking of a magically inclined conspiracy theorist. think The Question meets Dr. Strange with a good dose of Alex Jones propanganda about the globalists

>>48592724
Best World of Darkness game I played in. I used the Bygone Bestiary to build my alien FBI agent.

>>48594328
Great. Now I'll need two jugs of brain bleach.

>>48601990
Big flashy spells, or cantrips and ceremonial magic? I think the latter would be much cooler. Maybe toss in some artifacts for flavor.

>>48602024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoLcpkoX-wA

>>48572271
10/10 would play!

>>48594004

>The talking plane has a point.

>suprehero
wtf did you expect?

Isn't there a roll100 chart for superpowers? Anyone got that?

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>>48608731
I've got this, which is basically a giant superpower chart.

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>>48598826

My nigga, I love TLDoF. Though I read it after having played most of the games.

>>48572127
>Great Ten

Yaaaass

>>48612736
Don't do that.

>>48572827
>you are the hero /tg/ deserves, and the hero it needs.

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The last guy played bioshock.

Rolled 999, 642, 220, 192 = 2053 (4d1000)

>>48609090
Rolling for four mutations.

Rolled 178 (1d300)

>>48613297
1) Supernatural Abilities 1d300+700
2) Psychic Powers 1d100+600
3) Body Function 1d200+200
4) Body Form 1d200.
Starting with Supernatural Ability.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>48613367
1) Supernatural Ability: Mutant Detection
2) Psychic Power
3) Body Function
4) Body Form
Psychic Power is next.

Rolled 96 (1d200)

>>48613400
1) Supernatural Ability: Mutant Detection
2) Psychic Power: Levitation
3) Body Function
4) Body Form
Body Function is next.

Rolled 106 (1d200)

>>48613425
1) Supernatural Ability: Mutant Detection
2) Psychic Power: Levitation
3) Body Function: Kidney Stones
4) Body Form
Body Form is next.

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>48613444
1) Supernatural Ability: Mutant Detection
2) Psychic Power: Levitation
3) Body Function: Kidney Stones
4) Body Form: Mostly Hairless
Rolling for range of Mutant Detection.

>>48613508
1) I can detect the presence of other
mutants by touch, and can tell if anyone
I touch is a mutant or not.
2) I can levitate myself, telekinetically moving up and down, or hovering in space.
3) I am prone to passing stones that form in the kidneys and cause excruciating pain.
4) I still have hair on the top of my head, but little or no hair on the rest of my body. I may or may not have eyebrows and/or a small patch of pubic hair, but cannot grow a beard.
Lovely. I'm a useless freak who lives in agony.

>>48572540

>>The secret of shed 17

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>>48594142

Dragons are wimps.

Bees are great. And spiders.

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>>48594328

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>>48616023

Dragons in your setting now all live in a big hive that they are continually crafting out of magical wax, where they are ruled by a Queen.

To continue building, they must fly all over the world seeking out rare & magically powerful flower pollens. Some of those pollens may or may not be exuded by carnivorous plants that only eat princesses.

>>48571662
> a guy who shapeshifts into a miniature jetfighter and zips around the room shooting missiles at people
Reminds me of Turbo Teen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDCxNHyND68

I'd allow it. In fact, I'd allow all of them. Sounds like a quirky band of misfits.