You're watching Adventure Call. My name is FalconHoof and

>>48540094
Grig

>>48540119
Greeting Grig, are you ready to start your quest?

>>48540137
No

>>48540137
Jump the chasm.

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>>48540154
Well then. Let's take another call
>>48540151
You're not wearing the winged sandals

>>48540198
I'm Bob!

>>48540226
Greetings Bob, are you ready to begin your quest?

>>48540094
Bolbi

>>48540198
Yeah I am!

Lets take another call
>>48540249
Greetings Bolbi are you ready to begin your quest?

>>48540240
aye

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>>48540250
>>48540301
Ah Good! You awake is voldi sets dungeon
There are passages to your north and south
What would you like to do?

Can I have a pot of gold?

>>48540333
I'm sorry traveler, you cannot have a pot of gold

>>48540322
Go threw idden passage

>>48540451
I'm sorry traveler there is no hidden passage.

>>48540466
find idden passage

>>48540647
Traveler i'm sorry. There is no idden passage. There are passages to your north and south
What would you like to do?

>>48540710

go whence i came

>>48540737
Traveler you haven't gone anywhere. There are passages to your north and south
What would you like to do?

>>48540747
go up

>>48540776
I-I'm sorry?

>>48540296
Yes. Bolbi will kill all

OP, you're a swell guy and I like your thread.

>>48540782
You awake in a grassy field. Next to you is a bolder. to the north is a castle. To the east is a stream. What would you like to do?

>>48540820
Attack castle

>>48540844
The castle is a large complex made of stone you can not attack the castle.

>>48540820
Bolbi will eat own ear to show who is bolder

>>48540867

dig under castle

>>48540868
You eat your own ear. You have no ear and are now bleeding.what would you like to do next?>>48540881
I'm sorry traveler you have no tools to dig under the castle with. Perhaps try approaching the front gate?

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>>48540933
Filled with rage at lack of ear, Bolbi will go to castle gate to demand tribute of turnip

>>48540991
You approach the castle gate and demand a tribute of turnip. A castle guard comes out to greet you.

>>48541011
Bolbi will waggle his eyebrows to assert dominance

>>48541070
You waggle your eyebrows
The guard is unphased.
He asks what you want.

>>48541098
Bolbi has eaten own ear. You must surrender all turnip

>>48541122
The guard says he will sell you a turnip for 1 silver piece.

>>48541151
This is acceptable. Does Bolbi posses one silver piece?

>>48541151
Spank hair

>>48541164
Sadly no, you have no money.
>>48541181
I'm sorry Traveler i don't understand your request.

>>48541223


steal money from guard
buy turnip

>>48541265
You attempt to steal from the guard however this angers him and he stabs you. You have died. I'm sorry Traveler.

>>48541292
My names Zappo

Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d6)

>>48541223
Bolbi will sell guard other ear for turnip

>>48541292
My name is John

>>48541292
My name is Tom.

Hello Falconhoof!
Glug glug glug, ah!
Sorry about that. I was just enjoying some deliciuos BARRY'S RED COLA.

>>48542248
Ahh BARRY'S RED COLA sparkling, tasty, and refreshing a great companion on any adventure.

>>48542385
Yes and I am ready to start mine.

>>48542503
Very well.
You awake in a Giant's kitchen
You're on a plate, nearby is a steel goblet
You hear thunderous footsteps approaching
What would you like to do?

>>48542585
Hide in goblet!

>>48542612
You climb over the lip of the goblet, and dive into a pool of
BARRY'S RED COLA

Ooc: is this shit for real? Is their actually some weird limey doing dial an adventure?
You poms are weird
T.norwegian

>>48542691
Oh ready!? I love that stuff!

>>48542705
Ooc: naw. its from the comedy sketch show Limmy's show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3J8FYKZ52w

>>48542705
Nah Norweganon, it's a reccuring sketch from Limmy's show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfKhDiUNOG0

>>48542723
Yes really, me too.
The Giant searches the room for you.He glances towards the goblet. What would you like to do?

>>48542723
really*

>>48542764
DRINK BARRY'S RED COLA.

>>48542780
You drink the delicious BARRY'S RED COLA
The goblet is empty, you sit at the bottom of the goblet, safely out of view. Good idea Traveler.

>>48542813
I have a confession Falconhoof. It was luck!
I just couldnae resist drinking all that BARRY'S RED COLA!

>>48542875
Ha ha ha I hear you.
Unfortunately the Giant also loves BARRY'S RED COLA and starts refilling his goblet from the bottle.
What would you like to do?

>>48543091
DRINK BARRY'S RED COLA.

>>48543141
You drink the BARRY'S RED COLA as it pools over you.
BARRY'S RED COLA also tastes great straight from the bottle.
You remain out of view at the bottom of the goblet. Another great idea traveler. but don't tell me, it was luck you just couldn't help drinking that
BARRY'S RED COLA

>>48543197
BARRY'S RED COLA
Hey you can't blame me huh?

>>48543233
no way man. but the giant keeps pouring faster than you can drink. you must act quickly.

>>48543289
Let me think about it.
Chhht, glug glug glug glug glug glug, ah...

>>48543331
mmmmm
Traveler. You're Dead!

>>48543422
Oh no, what happened?

>>48543436
You drowned in BARRY'S RED COLA
What a glorious way to die

>>48543465
Yeah, I was too busy enjoying the real thing.

>>48543489
ah yes, what better way to enjoy red cola than the real thing. the real red cola. BARRY'S RED COLA.
Let's take another call

>>48543556
I'm John

>>48543556

awhright falconoof me names dave