How is it possible that in settings where sex demons like succubi

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At-will Detect Magic and at-will Detect Evil.

>>48484158
Not everyone is quite as directed by their penis as you are, OP.

>>48484224

You are delusional if you think sex isn't one of the most important factors in human society.

>>48484158
>How is it possible that in settings where sex demons like succubi exist in large numbers human societies aren't in complete disarray?
It's not.

But there aren't any settings where sex demons like succubi exist in large numbers, because "sex demons like succubi" of the sort you're talking about are a figment of your perverted imagination. Actual succubi are different.

>>48484158
All the high ranking humans are getting their needs tended to by sex angels, so there's no opening (hur hur) for the sex demons to get any leverage.

>>48484270
>angels
>sex

>>48484158
Because Summoning them is a chore, everyone is largely aware that sexual Congress with them carries fatal results, and they can't wander out of their plane into ours without an invite from someone from ours.

>>48484321

Dude, look how many people drink or drug themselves to death. If sex demons existed there would be millions of people doing everything they could to summon them.

>>48484345
Most people manage to get laid without infernal magic.

Conditioning, similar to Inception. They're trained to resist it.

>>48484345
I imagine it's a lot harder to summon an Outsider than it is to buy drugs.
You also need to have the ability to move the large amounts of magic around, knowledge of the exact and complex rituals required and the rare, expensive reagents to actually complete the summoning.

It's cheaper and easier to buy drugs and prostitutes is what I'm saying.

>>48484345
Most people drink themselves to death after years of exposure and desentisation, not after thinking "gee I can survive sleeping with a sex demon for 2 minutes, maybe 3 if I'm really lucky.".

>>48484158
Sometimes people have this thing called self control OP

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>>48484158

>>48484420

Succubus wouldn't kill a human so fast. She would use him to stay here as long as she can.

>>48484345
It's a heck of a lot more work to summon a demon than to pay a Elf to have sex with you.
Plus there's the whole, dying after-coitus which would turn off most people from actively seeking Succubi out.

>>48484472
Once she's here and killed her summoner she's free to do as she pleases unbound. So why wouldn't she want to?

>>48484247
The wild horse is never useful; even harmful, unless broken and saddled.

>>48484158
>It's "Spermotoxicosis victim with -3 Willpower save creates a smut thread" episode again
Okay, you're a faggot.
>It would be insanely easy for them to corrupt high ranking humans
Not all humans, even low-ranking, are following the first whim of their dicks. Some have, y'know, brain. Or at least some nerves in ass that might hint something is wrong with that lady.

>>48484281
They obviously grant +1 to chastity and teach the PCs everlasting fidelity to their partner.

>>48484554
>Some have, y'know, brain

Looking at what happens all over the world daily, only a tiny minority.

>>48484281
Sex is a nice leisure, yo. What is evil about sex if no one is getting harmed?
>>48484584
Oh, yes. Why big political figures have to constantly pretend to be either retarded or lawful stupid?

>>48484584
>Looking at what happens all over the world daily, only a tiny minority.

Enlighten me as to "what happens all over the world daily" to near enough of the over seven fucking billion people on earth that "only a tiny minority" aren't affected by it.

I'll fucking wait.

>>48484281
What? I could say
>demons
>sex
if I wanted to argue that they should be spiritual forces with no body and certainly no genitalia, but that ship's sailed for D&D. If a class of demons has been rewritten from tranny-rapist semen-bumblebees into hot seductresses, might as well rewrite a class of angels into headache-free homemakers.

And thus, any high ranking human with the faintest shred of a clue knows that a) they can do it with sex angels or sex demons, b) the former are preferable by miles for a wide variety of reasons.

>>48484158
Because if demons are so common and objectively real, than people are also on watch for that shit.

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>>48484281
>Implying I wouldnt

>>48484158
>LAWFUL HOT DICKINGS.

>>48484602
>Sex is a nice leisure, yo. What is evil about sex if no one is getting harmed?

You're an obvious virgin, so I'm going to explain it to you gently. Guilt-free casual sex is a complete myth unless you're a sociopath. Life is not a porn video. The "harm" can be physicial, such as STDs, unwanted pregnancies, hemorrhoids, and yes, actual violence due to jealousy, control issues, or a destructive fetish. This leads to the secondary harm: Psychological. This is the harm you don't see as often. This is why, after awhile, you're at the single's bar and the only women you're taking home are "the crazy ones." Hot? Yes. But also scary fucking crazy.

Drain the very life from you. And then take you to hell.

>>48484158
Easy, OP: not everyone is a horny, virginal weeaboo grognard who thinks with his penis exclusively, unlike you.

The proper question is: if demons in general exist in large numbers, capable of corrupting humans, be it through offers of sex, wealth or power, how does the society hold together?

The easy answer is that they're held in check by some form of celestial bureaucracy, or, like in DnD settings, fucking with humans is an afterthought for them compared to plotting against and bickering with each other.

>>48484247
No, it totally is.
But seriously; by even making this thread and choosing that image you prove you think almost entirely with your dick. You probably never even considered that people might think differently.

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>>48484663
>[desire to know more intensifies]

>>48484700
>not everyone is a horny, virginal weeaboo grognard who thinks with his penis exclusively

I guess that's why sex is still one of the most popular internet searches, sex tourism and prostitution flourish like crazy and from time to time we get sex scandals in the highest political elites.

>>48484739
When you CAN prove that everyone thinks like that, get back to us. We'll wait.
Remember, it has to be everyone mind you, at the highest echelons of government.

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>>48484721
I think its like one of those tests of Faith, like if your faith is strong enough then your dick wont be burnt to ash when you stick it in.

Also im paraphrasing here but I think I remember reading that a big part of why Satan rebelled in the first place was because God told him and a bunch of other angels to stop impregnating human women, cause Nephilim are some strange fuckers.

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>>48484651

But angels can be just as evil as demons. Looking at examples from Bible itself, God and angles are often worse then demons.

>>48484158
One day you'll loose it and then laugh to yourself when you realize you actually made threads like this.

>>48484782
stay salty Wife of Lot

>>48484700
>or, like in DnD settings, fucking with humans is an afterthought for them compared to plotting against and bickering with each other.

^This. My players are always wise to them. That doesn't mean they aren't useful though. I see succubi as key infiltrators. They're "assigned" to an area to lure key individuals. In dungeon settings, they're almost always in disguise.

>>48484247
It's not.

>>48484770
There is no given reason beyond pride what Satan rebels in the Bible and the event itself is never even recounted.
You are correct about the Grigori and the Nephallim, but this is unrelated to Satan and actually is frequently thought of as a way in the Bible and other religions that share mentions of this to sort of explain away monsters and such they roam the physical world, as the progeny of the Grigori.

Kinda like the Titans or Greek gods and their million monsterous kids.

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If succubi are everywhere, wouldn't that mean that ranking politicians would be screened to ensure that they are resolute before they get the magical nuke keys?
Or maybe civilisations in this bizarre universe put their leaders under a geas of celibacy.

That is of course assuming that this even becomes an issue, which I'm doubtful of. Oh, it'd happen occasionally, but people and civilisation would adapt to combat the threat. It would become political suicide to take a mistress because the opposition would all cry "succubus!" until you were forced to resign or be transferred to bumfuck nowhere.

Have a succubus.

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>>48484782
I wouldn't say capital E evil.

I would say cruel, however. Implacable. Ruthless. Incomprehensible. Plenty of other words.
Mostly however, Lawful Stupid seems to sum them up.

>>48484782
Here, "evil" is narrowly defined as "harm." An omnipotent being that knows the hearts of mankind can judge justly and condemn them in an instant. Evil? No. Celestial justice. They are in fact so good that they are intolerant of impurity. Just as demons by comparison cannot tolerate purity.

>>48484158
In most settings like those i can think of there isn't exactly an express bus from hell to the real world that i can think of. They're kinda stuck unless someone summons them or they get lucky.

>>48484833
neat

>>48484859
Psych enthusiasts have abandoned the Freudian model for (social) science. Didn't you get the memo?

>>48484158
Ruling council of eunuchs. Bam

>>48484782
Since when was the Bible the faintest bit relevant to this thread? "Succubus" should have been a clue that we aren't exactly dealing with christian mythology, because no such thing exists there.

>>48484926
Great idea for a campaign scenario, really. Lots of possibilities. Thanks!

>>48484158
"They're having sex with a demon!" is probably an excellent smear campaign and way to end someones political carreer in those settings. So most of the time when a high ranking political person sees a hot person they want to have sex with they have to weigh it against the fact that they might also be a demon. On the other hand there are plenty of other guaranteed non demon hot people they can have sex with.

>>48484937
There are different levels of "christian mythology." Some are more canonical than others. In this case, Jewish mysticism infiltrating Roman Catholic mysticism. Most angelology/demonology comes from these two sources.

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>>48484158
Because the kind of a creature that's so good a lay it sways even most powerful of men is not the kind of a creature that would have any real agenda of its own besides being a damn good lay.

Because a vast 95+ percent of people in high society are smart enough not to voluntarily subject themselves to suicide via demonic snu snu and just hire magically enhanced hookers instead.

>>48484977
Nice. Or both the politician's mistress and the accuser's mistress are the same succubus in disguise.

>So most of the time when a high ranking political person sees a hot person they want to have sex with they have to weigh it against the fact that they might also be a demon.

And thus, they decide to hire a group of adventurers to make certain said soliciting concubine is a succubus or not.

>>48484926
are they like completely cut off from physical sensation, sorta like a living cpu type of deal? could a demon like magically/psychically impose sexual sensation on them remotely or through proxies; like a whatever this one virgin sacrifice is feeling you fuckers are now feeling as well?

>>48484158
Angels doping the same thing. Duh .

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>>48485036
At that point you might as well just use mind control.
...which isn't a bad thing mind you. Mind controlled faction leaders are a useful and good storytelling tool. But at that point the succubus element is frankly unnecessary.

So the question now is; how is it in a setting where mind control spells exist is it that mortal societies aren't in complete disarray?
Bonus question; does magic resistance or true sight give you a resistance to succubi enticement? They're all hideous demons under their glamours, right?

>pic marginally related

>>48484158
Because it's really difficult to learn demon summoning, and even then, it's really difficult to get a succubus.

You can't summon demons by profession, and "succubus" is a profession.

You can summon demons by individual name. Ancient grimoires will give you lots of names of succubi. If you try these, you will find that they're all dead or gone, because once the name of a succubus is in wide enough circulation that you can stumble across it in a grimoire, someone will smite it or bind it or entomb it or something.

You can look for a wizard who knows the name of a succubus *not* in wide circulation. Go on, guess what that wizard is doing with that name. Guess what the wizard's reaction will be to anyone else asking if they can have it too.

You can also summon demons by rank: a Baron of Hell, a Duke of Hell, etc. Succubi exist at all ranks, and are a minority at all ranks. Chain-summoning until you get hot demon chick is a chore where you die if you fuck up.

Demons with the capacity for illusion, shapeshifting and other trickery also exist at all ranks, and outnumber succubi. Even if you very carefully and laboriously bind and compel the hot demon chick to not steal your soul, not bite off anything, not injure or pain you in any way, to present an honest vagina and not a disguised ass, not to put contact poison in its vagina, et cetera, et cetera, you still risk missing some clause you hadn't thought of and now you've been kissing Heroin-Breath The Bloody Harlequin and she has you by the metaphorical balls when it comes to negotiating further services because you need that fix.

If you try to circumvent the loophole issues of demon binding with generalities about commanding good behavior, the demon will usually combust on the spot because that's inimical to its nature.

>>48485036
I was going to go with a traitor in the midst of the eunichs, who still has his twig 'n' berries, but is eventually rooted out by the succubus.

>>48485138
Pic reminds me of a DM I had once.

Once.

>>48485036
>are they like completely cut off from physical sensation, sorta like a living cpu type of deal?
When thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind, it's time to start reshaping minds of chosen few towards the ways of the machine.

>>48484158
Depends on the setting.

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>>48484281

>>48485259
That image is retarded.

And I'm not just talking about "angel prostitutes", or even putting angel prostitutes in Orzhov.

It wants Boros replaced by Azorius, fuck no. Selesnya folded into Orzhov, I would say kill me, but under Orzhov that won't even help. Calling for a "perfectly peaceful" Ravnica but keeping Izzet and Rakdos while getting rid of Simic, WTF? This is selective utopianism and favoritism across the board.

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It's hard to say what their effect would be without knowing more about the succubi/sex demons and how long they've been around.

Are they inherently evil or just creatures that sustain themselves with sex? Do they kill to sustain or can they just have a little boink session?

Imagine a world where succubi have been around for hundreds of years and just need to fuck a guy now and then. The society would be vastly different from ours since the attitude of sex would be so different.

Posting lewd because it fits the thread.

>>48484926
>In the not!China the emperor became a figurehead to prevent demonic influence after the previous one was discovered to be fucking a succubus
It writes itself.

>>48484219
Koakuma is an Imp, not a Succubus.

>>48485329
Simic destroys more than Izzet, just all at once instead of gradually.
They're also (slightly) the more evil of the two.

The Cult of Rakdos exists to keep Rakdos asleep.

>>48484158
Not what succubi are you fucking neckbeard

Seriously, /tg/ gets more autistic by the day

>>48485330

To be fair I'm sure than existence of magic alone would change the world in ways most shitty fantasy writers can't even imagine.

>>48484739
Do you think Hillary and Trump are chiefly motivated for their desire for sex? They are both well into their sixties and already have all the resources they need to have all the sex they could want anyway.

>>48485572
Playing devil's advocate here but... Something something Clinton.

Though to be fair he's small time compared to Berlusconi, who I'm pretty sure is a Slaaneshi cultist.

>>48484158

Because people who live in a fantasy world who want to try something exotic would probably understand that a succubus would be almost the worst choice they could make?

I mean you got dryads, pixies, centaurs, lillends, nagas, sphinxes, the list potentially goes on and on, and you want to hook up with the one creature that is built around sex based murder?

>>48484158
In many medieval societies high ranking leaders can pick and choose between mistresses. Some would have entire harems to sate their lust.

Occasionally concubines and mistresses might become powerful enough to influence leaders. But most of the time there would just be so many choices of lovers to have sex with the ruler just moves from woman to woman to boy to girls on a daily basis. A succubus would have some fierce competition if she tried to corrupt a king with as many potential sex partners as there are women i the kingdom.

In summary: 1) Leaders of the day wouldn't be thirsting for sex constantly 2) political skill would be much more important for a lover to make herself relevant than just being able to have sex with the leader.

Lot of talk about libido in here, but don't they have straight up charm magic?

>>48485745

The thing is demon sex should by definition feel many times better than normal one.

3 possible options:

>Most of them spend their time seducing greater and more powerful demons in hell

>They're refugees from hell because the material planes are much, much nicer and they'd rather not get sent back, so they behave well

>Slutty angel counter ops teams

>>48485768
Charm magic doesn't work on anyone important. Protection from Evil makes you flat-out immune and is 1st level.

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>underestimating mortals

>>48485817
>every world is D&D

>>48485832
>I get upset when someone uses an example

>>48484377
Most people probably wouldn't even bother trying to get laid if they could just summon a succubus instead.

>>48485869

Apparently onaholes are enough to destroy birthrate. Imagine what succubi would do.

>>48485869

Depends on how much it costs to cast a spell. Also if the succubus tries to bite your dick off when you climax in three strokes

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>>48484770
Azazel and a couple hundred other angels decided to have sex with chicks and teach their human followers superior knowledge so they could kill and subdue anyone who wasn't for them. The archangels see that and realize it's some serious bullshit, and acknowledging the serious bullshit God sends Enoch to send an official condemnation to all the angels involved.

Enoch is a fun book, gets real trippy at one point but it's fun

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>nobody would care since they can get laid anyways

Seriously?

The entire point of demon girls is that they look so good no human could even compete. And fuck so good anyone would get addicted to them. To the point normal human would never be enough again.

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>>48484859

>He thinks that Freud is still relevant

>>48484937
Yes, yes it does. As folklore.

>>48486033

Do you even know how retarded modern psychology is? Everybody is exactly the same, there are no brain differences between men and women, you get crucified if you are not ultra leftist and there are like 20 genders.

I'd take Freud over this bullshit.

>>48485832
Anyone with a decent pool of willpower could just spend a point in WoD to overcome it or resist with secondary dice pools.

>>48486112
Oh, yeah, those would be the tranny-rapist semen-bumblebees from earlier in the thread. "Succubi" in Christian folklore were demons that would rape a man in his sleep, steal his semen, then rape a woman in her sleep and impregnate her with the man's semen, adding relationship drama on top of rape.

And then they got sexified and hottified in a manner similar to what Twilight did with vampires, resulting in the current monster manual entry.

>>48486141

Humans capable of resisting vampire mind powers in 2E pretty much don't exist. Even spending WP does shit.

>>48486149
>"Succubi"
Don't forget that the kid would be part demon, because what are genetics?

>>48486174
Normal humans are not adventurers in WoD.

>>48486149

Tip: nothing in Christianity is original.

>>48486199
Tip: I wasn't the one who brought up the Bible.

>>48486149
And then they were used in porn, eclipsing things even further beyond the ridiculous.

Heck, aside from a few leaders that are worth manipulating long-term, most succubi encounters of the soul-stealer variety can probably take their price while the horny peasant is busy getting dressed.

>>48486197

And this thread is not about supernaturals fighting supernaturals, but supernaturals manipulating human society.

>there are people using the argument "of course you would have sex with a succubutt, it'd feel super duper great!"

I mean, if someone showed up in my room in the middle of the night I would go for my gun rather than invite them for sex. And if someone came out and said "Hey I'm a succubus, you want to have great sex that's better than normal sex?" I would laugh at them and promptly never speak with them again. And if someone was super forward to have sex with me that I just met I would bug the fuck out because I'm not getting robbed somewhere because a pretty face said nice things to me.

Be reasonable, only idiots fall for succubutts. Or a really convoluted scheme. Or alcohol. Alcohol would probably do it. But the thought of eternal damnation or at least death by snusnu would actually make many people not want anything to do with it for obvious reasons.

>>48486208
>busy getting dressed
Undressed it is.

>>48484158
the new standard of beauty is based off things that demons can never emulate.

>>48486215
The post I replied to was complaining about a game system because someone talked about protection from evil.

>>48484797
What will he loose, shitposting trolls?

>>48486149

Malleus Maleficarum is not exactly Christian folklore. It's just crazy shit from a crazy person.

>>48486220

Do you really think this is how demons work?

She would charm you or paralyze you in sleep.

And once fucking starts you are done.

The Clout system. In my setting, having power means having power. That is to say, the more socially and authoritatively powerful you are, the more physically and magically capable you are as you have more Clout.

Most Demons of Lust are just massively outclassed by CEOs and Presidents.

>>48486261
>And once fucking starts you are done
I have better stamina than that.

>>48486261
First time someone realizes they are raped by demons in their sleep, there will be research in finding a way to stop it.

Religious or Arcane, someone would look into stopping it out right.

>>48484158
Christ, fap before you post.
That and stop watching anime shit, you clearly need to get some fresh air.

That being said, a world with a shit-ton of demons will never end well. The only non-fucked up societies will be those who worship them and those that go full Deus Vult.

Though, I would love to see what the former would look like in your typical not-Tolkien world.

>>48484247
So is air. But since most people have free access to it, they don't think about it too much. A demon offering free air wouldn't get much attention.

You're the only who can't breathe, OP.

>>48486290

Unless it feels so good they don't want it to stop.

>>48486261
>he's obviously talking about marriage

>>48486129

Listen, docile /pol/ling, make yourself a favour and avoid talking about stuff too complicated for you.
Gender dysphoria is an illness and transition is a therapy. It's not that difficult, they pay money for it and make it flow. Just because it's "duhguhnerate :ccc" it doesn't mean it has to change by a medical perspective.
Then again, psychology sucks and isn't a real science. Psychiatry is where the shit is.

>>48486299
>You're the only who can't breathe, OP.

So I guess sex industry is a fairy tale?

>>48484628
Fucking look at the news from Ukraine
Or russian doping bullshit

>>48486313
So what you're trying to say is succubi are basically just magic prostitutes

How many prostitutes actually influence things on a society level?

>>48484158
Just take a look at human. We love to destroy things. Like who never dreamed of killing someone?
Well, same for succubi and corruption. Most of them will be lazy, because moving is boring.

Same for everything alive. Watch your cat if you want a proof.

>>48486299
Thing is, due to men and women being unequal in numbers and men overall craving sex more than women, sex isn't a free commodity like air and sunshine.

>>48485800
What definition? Yours?
In D&D you just die during. Nothing is mentioned or even implied about how good the sex is or isn't.
In mythology succubi are UGLY and Init do the deed while you're asleep.

So basically this your headcanon or personal campaign setting info.

>>48486261
>would society be fucked in a situation in which GG no re

Well if you want to be a faggot about it, then yes. You probably make a great fucking GM.

>>48485901
That's not what's destroying Japan's birth rate, it's just a symptom of it.
I won't go into the details here because it's not thread-appropriate, but basically it's two whole generation worth of of cultural emotional depression from cripplingly bad social issues killing sex drive for adults and men alike.

>>48486349

During medieval times? A lot of them.

>>48486349

Succubi are magical prostitutes THAT CAN INFLUENCE YOUR MIND WITH DARK MAGICS.

Something something false equivalency.

>>48485991
>The entire point of demon girls is that they look so good no human could even compete. And fuck so good anyone would get addicted to them.

Where does it say that?

>>48486495

Nip birth rate isn't even worse than USA or Europe if you ignore 3rd world immigrants.

>>48484158
Corrupt how? Succubi are motivated by the need to suck people's souls out during intimate contact and kill them. If they established some kind of shadow puppet government, it would be in their best interest to have a stable society with an abundant lower class to supply souls for them to suck out. The people at the bottom would have few or no legal rights, of course, but that's no different from most cultures. They wouldn't kill everyone because they're smart enough to understand agriculture. You don't shit where you sleep, you don't kill your most valuable servants, and you don't slaughter all your livestock without thinking of next year.

>>48484937
Funny that they're still explicitly mentioned in the Malleus Maleficarum, aka "witch-hunting for Christians 101"

>>48486495
This thread could need a decent derail.

>>48486521
Yeah, Japan's social issues are more complex then "no more babies".

>>48486513

Look at their Cha stats.

>>48486503
Mistresses could have been influential, but still, not as powerful and common

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Aaaand this thread has descending into fighting headcanons and a dozen petty sidetracks and derails.

DEPENDS ON THE SETTING may be a buzzkill, but this thread demonstrates how it's better than the alternative: you get the Protection from Evil guy arguing with the Malleius Malleficarum guy and the Twilight guy with someone discussing Japan's birthrate.

So, OP:
>>48484158
Depends on the setting.

>>48486549
Lichs can have good Cha stats too.
So can ugly old men with crippled bodies who can barely walk.
My BARD has a Cha stat equal to theirs and none of his powers include a supernaturally powerful dick.

CHA is not "measure of how supernaturally pleasurable you are in sex" and currently you have yet to prove anything at all or show me where it says that.

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>>48486567
>calling other people shits

>memeing

>>48484158
The population is kept in check by sex panthers.

>>48486597

In the likes of Pathfinder they have around 30 cha when max for a normal human is 18.

>>48484158

Replace DA JOOS

with

DA DEMONS


....This sounds like magical realm though.

>>48485036
Buddhist training to resist all temptations of the flesh on top of snip snip

>>48486619

Now I want some details on these sex panthers.

>>48486637
And? That makes them persuasive. Nothing more. Nothing less.

>>48486663
60% of the time, they kill every time.

>>48486637
Oh, so NOW we're talking a specific system finally and actually getting somewhere!
Good, let's keep looking then.

Hmm....according to this they STILL have no abilities that install supernaturally pleasurable sex. Let's check half-succubi just to be sure.
No wait, according to this they don't have it either!
Wait, no, there's a Demon Lord listed! Let's check her....yup, she has an ecstasy-touch power! Oh wait, but she's third-party material not core, hmm.

So there it is: a single specific Demon Lord Succubus Queen in a third party publisher book has supernaturally good sex.

Pretty sure wizards would fuck things up before any sex demons.

>>48486637
Normal humans max out at 23-24. And elderly human gets +2 and a sixth of the population gets +2 cha. 18 base because present stats are rolled, add 2, add 3, level 4 commoner (a reasonable level in a D&D population) add 1.

Also realize that cha has nothing to do with your ability to have sex. I just described a very elderly man. He is 3 charisma better than a strapping young lad. Better chalk that up to experience.

Also profession courtesan is a wisdom based skill.

>>48486663
They attack and devour sex monsters at high speeds. You never even see them.
Succubi and all sexual monsters fear them because unfortunately sex monsters are completely invulnerable to all harm.

An educated person can even frighten sex monsters away by telling them there's a sex panther nearby. Some of the less fearful ones can't be fooled that way, but if you make a sex panther call they'll still flee as fast as possible from you.

>>48486748
Also in D&D the ease of finding out if someone so a demon is very high. Detect evil exists. Anyone in power would screen possible lovers because they're not insane. Detect evil, detect thoughts, etc. You'd get a few dumb politicians, but most would be smart enough to make sure their lovers aren't evil fey/demons/cultists/liberals.

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>>48486724
That's kind of a given.

>>48484698
Somebody's burned you hard. Not every casual sexual encounter entails all those things. I'd go as far as to argue that most don't.

>>48484158
>Implying every brothel isn't run by succubi
>Implying said brothels don't cater to rich people with influence
>Implying that woman your character had sex with was a succubus and not an incubus in drag.
>Implying the succubi aren't integrated into society perfectly.
>Implying nearly half the woman in a country isn't a succubus
>Implying the kings mistress isn't a succubus

>>48486787
Why if the succubus screened was rewarded by her diety for her loyalty with an accessory which masked her evil nature?

>>48485572
How many wives has Trump had by now again?

>>48484663
>Smashing.jpg

>>48485800
>should by definition

Nothing about it is by definition better.

Unless you go "it's supernatural sex and supernatural means better than natural!" but even then. What's to say sex with a literal semen demon isn't extremely exhausting? What if you wake up like you've got a killer hangover - or worse - because she literally sucked the life out of you?

>>48487037
There are ways, in D&D to get around every kind of hiding, except for a few edge cases (in pathfinder damnation feats) however that requires the succubi to have 7 class levels.

Smite evil always hits it's mark for instance. Because they can't lose the evil subtype. Get a paladin to come in and smite, see if it works.

Smite evil is almost impossible to guard against.

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>>48486619
>>48486663
>>48486680
So Frosted Rapes?

>>48485329
>Selesnya folded into Orzhov, I would say kill me
They're both shit, but Selesnya is objectively worse.
Orzhov takes and takes and takes, but you you take well enough you get a comfortable "afterlife".
Selesnya crushes you under the weight of her hivemind, then grows your puppet-corpse into a tree.
Also also, Selesnya manages the Ravnican gestapo.

>>48484663
W-where's the hole?

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>>48484158
>How is it possible that in settings where sex demons like succubi exist in large numbers human societies aren't in complete disarray?

Hmmmmm. It would probably cause a strong moral code which told people to beware sexy women. Which is a bit self-fulfilling as that's the sort of thing which caused the mythos of succubi in the first place.

>It would be insanely easy for them to corrupt high ranking humans and influence the society in any way they want.

That presumes that officials would be corruptable. While today it might seem like a walk in the park, if there was a force actively subverting officials and the people who chose/assigned/elected those in power would be picky about how much they chased tail.

Anyone that thought with their dick more than their brains wouldn't be trusted in a place of power.

>>48484158
>How is it possible that in settings where sex demons like succubi exist in large numbers human societies aren't in complete disarray?
They don't. Not for long anyways. Just take a look at modern western civilization.

>>48485183
That pic remind me why I'm working for.

>>48484158
There are angels as well who constantly consul humans and guide them even if it's usually in secret.

>>48484158
Whores are cheaper, easier to get, and don't devour your soul.

You also don't get paladins breaking down your door for buying whores, the clerics down Tin Street don't ask questions when curing STDs, and all that jazz.

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>>48487149
Top waifu material

>>48487143
Good point.. but would the paladins agree with casting smite evil on random people? I mean they would kill a demon probably, and also any lawyers, or thieves, or murderers whom are human. It's not bad, but their killing "innocent" people

Or is it more like:
>Paladin, smite every non neutral or good human. Smite them all. Ahahahahaahaha

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>>48487497
>tfw your whore keeps dropping subtle hints about how it'd be nice to let the proles freely travel across your lands.

Not sure if lobbyist, communist, or succubi.

>>48487562
Back to the clerics down Tin Street, they'll clean your whore of diseases in the back room for cheap, see? But the place is warded up, seven layers of magic circles, salt and iron, holy water, silver, all that jazz. Couldn't get a succubus in there if you tried. And demon diseases are a whole lot worse than mortal ones, see?

>>48487299
In you.

Temple prostitutes are cool and should be a feature in more mature fantasy settings.

>>48484158
Succubus paladins keep the others in line via violence.

>>48487728
Mature fantasy settings are cool and should be a feature.

>>48487612
Which is why the Incubus brainwash the whores into convincing the mayor to let the proles freely travel.

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>yfw your party's Half-Orc martial (barbarian, fighter, you don't really care, you just know he hits things with pieces of metal) insists the tavern wench you met yesterday must be a succubus, just because she was interested in him

>>48485805
>>Slutty angel counter ops teams
>You know those vydia where you're a ruler and you can pick between a good waifu and an evil waifu?
>This is why

>>48484158
post orgasmic sobriety

>>48486567
Depends on the setting is an even more shit answer than anything else said in the thread so far though

>>48487149
>>48487549
I would like to know more about this "Frosted Rape"

>>48487558
Depends, attacking an evil person for no reason could, in itself, be an evil act, not to mention depending on the rules smite only deals bonus damage so smiting people randomly will still hurt good/neutral people

>>48487800
>insists the tavern wench you met yesterday must be a succubus, just because she was interested in him
That's...actually kinda sad once you think about it

>>48486313
Fine, so the demon is offering free water instead. Still doesn't make succubi impressive.

>>48487776 The communist Incubus?
Does that make the whore a lobbyist for acting on their behalf?

>>48487143
Evil and innocent aren't mutually exclusive states.

>>48486857
He's not wrong tho.

>>48488532
Still can't hide the fact you have the evil subtype. Innocent and demon are mutually exclusive.

>>48487558
You don't have to actually attack the person. You smite them and don't hit, the paladin knows if the smite went off.

>>48488233
There aren't that many girls out there who like tusks, so I can see why he'd think that.

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>>48486309
He hasn't realized that it was changed with no evidence in the first place.

The APA is not an incorruptible institution free of social pressure and beholden only science and truth only. It is quite the opposite.

>>48484158
You're looking at it from a modern perspective where sex is something highly sought after and requires months of courtship or a serious amount of power to contain.

I'm sure there must have been historical societies that considered sex a lot more commonplace and wouldn't really be tempted as much by a succubus. Sort of like how you aren't hungry after a good meal.

>>48485494
That's what happens when you fight for an ideological echo chamber.

>>48486129
>there are no brain differences between men and women
Wrong.

>How is it possible that in settings where sex demons like succubi exist in large numbers human societies aren't in complete disarray?
You've been reading too much /tg/ and the ramblings of all the Those DMs here.

>eww sex demons that's magical realm
>haha succubi are in fact master rusewomen who destroy entire empires for the lulz and then teleport away :^) the sex isn't the important part :^)

>>48484158
I'm normally pro sex demons but even I can tell this is a stupid concern, most people don't think with their dick

>>48484158
Perhaps plenty of other spiritual entities like the status quo, possibly including some other demons, and so there's a lot of counter-manipulation going on.

>>48484158
Because Succubi in my setting are the ancient folklore ones - dream imps that feed on emotions people give off while asleep.

>>48486149
>And then they got sexified and hottified in a manner similar to what Twilight did with vampires
Are you implying that Dracula wasn't a dashing handsome gentleman when he wasn't busy shapeshifting into terrifying beasts?

>>48484782
Angels are generally more celestial robots than anything. They are unsympathetic and merciless, but they aren't actually any more malicious than a steel beam that's falling on your head.

>>48488985

But the God they work for is a tremendous dick.

>>48488662
But you can't just go around smiting /all/ evil, or you'll hit potentially innocent non-demon evil too.

>>48489016
To be fair, half the time God's a dick in the Old Testament is when he tells someone "Don't do this fucking shit and you're safe" and they disobey him. God seems rather petty, but usually he at least sets some ground rules before ducking people over.

>>48487299
Through the central wheel?

>>48488495
Yeah, this pretty accurately describes politics today.

Cause there's a bunch of paladins wandering around who can smell the evil. If you think of summoning a demon as an international flight from hell, then paladins are airport security.

>>48486789
Jesus Christ, did a google image search for that. Side are now in orbit.

>>48489149 Airport security has always been really shit.

>>48488985

I like the celestial robots approach to supernatural beings, Demons are just angels that have been programmed by humans.

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>>48484321
>sexual Congress
Where passing a Bill has a totally different meaning.

>>48489229
>Demons are just angels that have been programmed by humans.
Huh. Is there some special significance to the fact that humanity's versions always turn out evil (if they do), or is it just "hubris, therefore downfall"

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>>48489055
>ducking people over

>>48488233

Appears to be Kouya ni Kemono Doukokusu, but it only has 5 chapters scanlated, last updated 2015.

>>48489277

They dont always turn out evil but if the wizard doesnt know what they are doing and doesnt think things through very carefully...well yeah, things are gonna go wrong.

>>48484698
>hemorrhoids
Sex doesn't cause hemorrhoids.
I should know

>>48489277
An infallible creator can choose to create something flawed or something perfect.
Flawed creators create flawed works.

>>48489018
No you don't have to hit them. Smiting is something you can do and never strike the person. If someone is evil maybe the politician shouldn't have sex with them even if they aren't a demon. Basically you have a person paladin to check possible suitors.

>>48484753
>prove that everyone thinks like that
Moving the goal posts.
It doesn't have to be everyone to cause huge problems.

>>48489229
I remember there being one setting where Demons were all just Angels that were dragged down from the heavens either due to a spell or some odd anomaly and started destroying everything in sight in hopes of somehow blowing up whatever was keeping them in the mortal plain so that they could return, because their top priority protocol when God's not watching is to guard the heavens at all times.

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Let's be honest here, the existence of magic alone would change the medieval world from what we had on Earth so much it's literally impossible to predict how society would change and adapt.

On top of that add gods being real and doing real miracles, and demons fighting over souls and fucking people. It would be one crazy mess.

That's one of the main reasons why most fantasy settings are complete bullshit. They refuse to acknowledge how much world would be different with magic and supernatural creatures being a common threat.

>>48489387
>Smiting is something you can do and never strike the person.
Are you possible confusing "Smite" with "Detect"?

>>48486294
>Christ, fap before you post.
>That and stop watching anime shit, you clearly need to get some fresh air.
Man why do you autistic assholes always post shit like this?

>>48489055
>Question: God directly orders you to build no temples to other gods. Do you build temples to other gods? If you said yes, congratulations! You have just displayed the Wisdom of Solomon!

>>48489496
No you can smite someone and not even touch them. You know if the smite worked and you can more easily hit them now. There is no save to being the target of a smite, no defenses, you have the evil subtype and can't lose it as a demon so you are always able to be targeted by smite.

>>48489468
Totally agreed, I would love to see some settings with perhaps less magic, but the repurcussions of the existence of magic on society be expanded upon.

>>48489501
They're butthurt that they can't report absolutely everything like they could on their home sites.

>>48489501

Because they are dumb?

>>48488615
He isn't right either.

>>48484158
For the same reason that all demons existing in large numbers don't cause large dissaray. Many demons are far stronger and smarter than humans, yet they haven't destroyed civilization either because they can't get enough of their kind out into the regular world, or GM fiat.

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>>48486566
Wu zentian would like to have a word with you.

>>48489530

I sure love how settings full of angry monsters have completely normal remote villages full of normal peasants. That get raided and destroyed apparently every year or two.

>>48486542
Unfortunately /tg/ derails nowadays tend to be just blatant off-topic shitposting instead of trying to make an actual good thread out of a bad one.

>>48489531
>source: my ass
Half of /tg/ thinking with their dicks is pretty annoying. If you're starting a thread about common wank fodder like succubi with a ecchi picture, with a no-effort OP some people are going to assume you're spurgling your sexual frustration instead of simply jacking off and being done with it.

>>48488110
It's a myth.

>>48489575

Most of humanity thinks with their dicks. Or vaginas.

>>48489575
So you're just a pretentious asshole trying desperately to find easy ways to feel superior to other people on a chinese shitposting board without actually needing to be better then them.
Got it.

>>48484859
Freud had a good idea, but he had it all wrong. Like inventing the lightbulb for the purpose of sticking it up your arse.

>>48489575
>post on a mongolian throatsinging board that's full of men who mostly talk about their hobbies and fictional girls
>get surprised by what the users post

>>48484219

Koakuma is too cute to be evil and too useless to use detectable magic.

>>48489523
Not sure what edition/system you're talking about here, but my point is:
• smiting to check evil will find non-demons as well
• non-demon evils have the potential to be innocent
• abrupt, unwarranted smiting of innocents is evil

>>48485572
I remember some poet who ended up becoming a politician, when he was younger, tried to imagine what he would be like when he was older in some mark. When he did get older, he once wrote something along the lines of 'I found it hard to focus on affairs of state compared to some young beauty before me.' Old people can be surprisingly lecherous.

>>48484698
I wish my cutie would take me to hell again, but apparently Im too autistic even for a crazy person.

>>48489468
>>48489530

How pervasive magic/supernatural is would be the bigger factor rather than just existence.

Everyone can use magic, 1 in 10 can use magic, 1 in 100 can use magic and 1 in 100,000 can use magic can have completely different results on top of how powerful magic is.

>>48488679

Ok kouhai. Tell me when your birthday is, I'll send you a tinfoil hat as a gift.

Please. Those persons are sick and whatever. Let them take their stupid ass hormonal therapies. It's not like we pay for them, and I don't care about stuff which has nothing to do with my wallet. You emotive, sensible /pol/ people should try to do that, too.

>>48485991
How are you supposed to get addicted to heroin if you never want to try it in the first place?

>>48489681
In pathfinder you merely need to declare the smite, never touch them. They have taken no damage, and maybe the politican doesn't want to sleep with 5HD evil mortals. It's a way to weed out evil consorts. If you want to know if they're a demon? Read their mind with seek thoughts. That doesn't work? Zone of truth. Literally they are so many ways to screen people.

>>48489732
>Old people can be surprisingly lecherous.
You'd only be surprised if you've never been around old people.
I used to work as a handyman in a retirement home and man the shit the old women would say to me would be shocking to hear from construction workers.

>>48484158
Maybe they are. Maybe the reason humanity is divided, and the nations of Man are fighting petty, pointless wars, is that demons ran everything to the ground some hundreds or thousands of years ago. The classic Tower of Babel story, with succubi instead of God.

Wildbow's Pact had an in-world theory that the reason the universe is so empty, just tiny stars flickering in an endless void with the occasional black hole here and there, is that this is what was left after demons ate the everything. It was just offhandedly mentioned once, but it kind of stuck with me. I like the concept of a world that's basically a broken husk left after the forces of evil had their way with it.

>>48489767
>Once per day, a paladin can call out to the powers of good to aid her in her struggle against evil. As a swift action, the paladin chooses one target within sight to smite. If this target is evil, the paladin adds her Cha bonus (if any) to her attack rolls and adds her paladin level to all damage rolls made against the target of her smite. If the target of smite evil is an outsider with the evil subtype, an evil-aligned dragon, or an undead creature, the bonus to damage on the first successful attack increases to 2 points of damage per level the paladin possesses. Regardless of the target, smite evil attacks automatically bypass any DR the creature might possess.

>In addition, while smite evil is in effect, the paladin gains a deflection bonus equal to her Charisma modifier (if any) to her AC against attacks made by the target of the smite. If the paladin targets a creature that is not evil, the smite is wasted with no effect.

>The smite evil effect remains until the target of the smite is dead or the next time the paladin rests and regains her uses of this ability. At 4th level, and at every three levels thereafter, the paladin may smite evil one additional time per day, as indicated on Table: Paladin, to a maximum of seven times per day at 19th level.

...
>If the target of smite evil is an outsider with the evil subtype, an evil-aligned dragon, or an undead creature, the bonus to damage on the first successful attack increases to 2 points of damage per level the paladin possesses.
No part of this says you get to learn if they're an evil outsider, evil dragon, or undead.


>If you want to know if they're a demon? Read their mind with seek thoughts. That doesn't work? Zone of truth. Literally they are so many ways to screen people.
>Society spams any magic whatsoever (let alone magic above the bare minimum)
The absolute worst of tastes.

>>48489888
You know they are evil. The point is unlike detect evil there is no way to hide you are the evil subtype from smite evil.

>>48489888
It doesn't give you that information, but it lets you tell whether they are evil or not, and as a result whether to be wary of them. And you are acting as if any Paladin or caster that can summon something doesn't have access to smite of some sort.

>>48484602
Sex was evil to the medieval storytellers who invented the succubus. In a setting where the demons exist because of mankind's fears, and not the other way around, I could imagine sex demons becoming less evil as society mellows out about sex. Or at least switching focus. Seducing men isn't really taboo any more, so the succubus becomes a thing of pedophilia, incest and STDs.

>>48486033
I can almost guarantee you've never read Freud.

>>48486033
>Future of a Delusion
>not relevant
Oh look, it's a moron pretending he's read Freud. Isn't that precious?

>>48489914
>>48489924
Getting past alignment concealment is nice, but you're still completely missing my point.

You can be evil without being a villain.

>>48484158
>How is it possible that in settings where sex demons like succubi exist in large numbers human societies aren't in complete disarray?
Strong moral/religious traditions that encourage keeping it in your pants until marriage? If a succubus is willing to wait until marriage to fuck you to death, she's already 2pure.

>>48490027
See
>>48489387
Why would anyone in power tap anything that is confirmed to be evil? Even if it wasn't a succubus, it could be an assassin or some other type of danger.

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>>48484158
You guys have been arguing about sucubi for seven hours, please feed your pet, hug a family member, shitpost on a different site, SOMETHING to make you just slightly less pathetic

>>48489964
You're saying that like reading Freud is expected.
I haven't read the modern psychologists, why would I read Freud? And why would I read psychology, instead of the chemistry, medicine or architectural engineering?
We can't all be enlightened, omnidisciplinary renaissance men like you.

>>48490069
>he says as he posts in a sucubi thread

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>>48484158
>Making this big a deal about sex
>Middle eastern religion detected
How about a society where sex is already easily accessible and therefore succubi lose all their power and influence.

Or a society that doesn't shame people for fucking, and thus if a high ranking official is "exposed" as fucking a succubus mostly just gets a few congratulatory nods.

>>>48490054 no one in power is ever evil

>>48484224
Found the robot

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>>48490112
I can't be saved but you can

>>48490083
I'm secure in my guess that you know nothing about those fields beyond the Wikipedia level either. My assertion is that you're a tumblrite who envies people with STEM know how and so parrots shit overheard or posted by undergrads and pretends you're in on the joke.

>>48490158
>found the asexual

FIFTY

>>48490130
The word "harem" literally originates in the middle east.
They knew how to party, back in the day.

>>48490133
Everything to this point was made under the assumption that there was free access to smite evil, so the leader in question would have to be neutral at worst. And as evil run societies in every D&D settings do not make up the majority, there are never going to be enough evil leaders seduced in order to cause society to go into dissaray as OP claimed.

>>48490130

How about a society where fun is easily accessible? Surely that would mean people would stop drinking or drugging themselves right?

>>48490133
Evil people are hostile towards other evil people.

>>48489018
>innocent evil

>>48484602
>What is evil about sex if no one is getting harmed?
I'd bet money that you'd change your tone if you knew my story, you hypocrite.

>>48490133
>letting someone evil seize power
Surely you are joking. The people would never stand for a corrupt ruler.

>>48490196

That says shit. Civilization originated in middle east.

>>48490158
Fun thing was, I'd just finished fapping when I wrote that.

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>>48490188
>My assertion is that you're a tumblrite
>you're a tumblrite
>tumblrite

You said it.......

WHY DID YOU SAY IT????

>>48490166
I want a pure, virginal succubus girlfriend of good Christian values who takes pride in the community she's part of, helps out her neighbors, volunteers to take care of the less fortunate, is always willling to invite weary travelers over for dinner and blushes furiously when I grab her hand and starts sweating profusely once we interlock fingers.

>>48484158
How many knows that original succubi were ugly?

>>>48490246 people have never stood for a corrupt leader before

>>48490220
Fun is an abstract concept

But actually people do take less drugs when they have other forms of entertainment.

When sex is freely available and guilt free (truly guilt free, not this halfway BS we have in christian nations) people tend to be less self destructive about it.

>>48490196
Wasn't sex a lot more powerful back in the day? In the epic of Gilgamesh, that one wild-man was civilized by the high priestess/prostitute, who slept with him thereby making him different from wild animals.

>>48490188
And I'm guessing that if there was something you could actually say in defense of Freud's theories, you'd just say it.
you're waifu a shit

>>48490244
Just because you have a bad experience with something doesn't make it bad

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>>48486033
More like Sigmund Fraud, right?

>>48490291
Ugly is a matter of opinion, but they certainly did not adhere to what average people like

>>48490268
>succubi are actually two species
>one the souls of pepole who raped or sexually abused forced to have sex or become a pile of sexual diseases, they Don't age, are easily seen (they have bat wings, massive black horns, and glowing red eyes), and the curse takes place after a few days so the norm for succubi is begging pepole to kill them so they don't live a second life of agony since the populace is used to being on the lookout for demon succubi these days
>the second is the descendants of a race of minotaurs long dead, as time went on only the red horns and slightly increased strength are signs of relation to there bovine ancestors

Thanks for the idea anon!

>>48486129
I only took an intro to pysch course, but from what I learned Jung was a lot better father of psychology than Freud ever was. Freud had been lead astray early on by a teacher who wanted to cover up his own misdeeds, and also refused to compromise on his theories to the point where he would kick students out of his classes for venturing to disagree with him. He also showed a bit of personal hypocrisy in refusing to accept that his constantly smoking cigars - so much so he couldn't even put it down for a picture - was under his own definition an oral fixation.

It's not as if he was stupid or anything - he was just working from flawed beginnings and applying ideas he gathered from people with mental disorders to everyone in the world.

I actually run a game in a setting like this. Succubi and other demons are really prevalent in the supernatural world (i.e. communities of people with powers and in the Demon World), but humanity at large is kept ignorant of the reality demonic threat. That said, succubi/incubi account for a vast majority of the parents of Cambions (part-demon people), especially those who live in the Demon World).

>>48489644
No, you are just oversexed

>>48486299
>You're the only who can't breathe, OP.
Ooooof.

>>48490457
You've never posted a critique of Freud for me to refute. You just assumed, wrongly, that everyone posting here was as ignorant as you of his actual work and that you could continue your faux intellectual con. Now, exposed, you feel threatened and rather than concede and retreat back into anonymity you're doubling down on your stupidity.

DIE NORMIE REEEEEEEEE

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>>48490601
>descendants of bovine race
>not having one if the last genetic remains be there massive bust
Shame on you anon also wrong there you idiot

>>48485950
hawt

>>48489180
TSA officer here

imma need to confiscate that 4oz bottle of shampoo sir and/or maam

>>48490950
Hypothetically speaking - is I duct tape box cutter blade to the bottom of my shoe, will the frame pick it?

>>48490809
AWAY WITH YOUR MAGICAL REALM

>>48484158

Well for one, there's probably an equally large number of Sex Angels working to tempt evildoers onto the path of good and righteousness.

>>48490979
yes, both with the metal detector and the new xray machine, though the x ray machine will have a harder time picking up on it depending on who's manning the view screen

>>48484158

Xenophobic Religion that tells us sex is bad mmkay.

>>48484224
Yes some of us are directed by our vaginas

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>>48491081
>forbidden fruit

>>48490744
Anon, please. It's blatantly obvious to everyone here that you only believe Freud to be relevant because of your subconscious desire to have sex with him.

Seriously, though, I've never contested that I haven't studied Freud, or psychology in general. I'm just kind of curious as to why you think that's the least bit surprising. Most people don't study psychology. And anyway, if you're looking to determine whether Freud is still relevant, shouldn't you focus on what other psychologists think of him, rather than his own work? What's so special about Freud?

>>48491093
Sir, I do declare my intent to fuck that fruit.

>>48486149

>Twilight
>Sexifying Vampires

Jesus fucking christ. Are you shitting me here? The original modern vampire, Dracula, is a walking metaphor for predatory male sexuality. The connotations and intent there are arguable, but the fact remains.

To say fucking NOTHING of Interview. I mean, fucks sake, Anon. Do you even Lestat.

>>48491169
You may freely fuck any of the fruit in the garden, save for the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil; for the day you fuck it, you shall die.

>>48491193
Twilight is too safe to be sexy.

It's like lacy bloomers; the vampire erotica.

Mormons shouldn't write smut.

>>48491233
Your post sounds like a line from a youtube poop.

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>>48491233

>>48491193
He's not actually wrong, even though he's missed the source material by a century. Vampires were sexified, by Dracula. The ones before were more like modern zombies. Rotting corpses that rise from their graves to feed on the living.

I've never read the Interview. Is it any good?

>>48491299
According to my mum (yes, MY MUM) the first few Anne Rice vampire novels are alright, but then she went all Jesus Crazy after a friend died or summat and paired everyone off in monogamous heterosexual couples and everything went a little tame.

>>48486457

Hush, you're ruining the moment where he gets to pretend to be Chad on the internet.

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>>48491169
>69

>>48491364
The point he's making sorta stands at least in the cases where it would matter; I mean, any nobleman with a significant libido can have his pick of the finest mistresses in the land.

Makes sex a far less valuable commodity.

Plus, y'know, when the Duke's new floozy is never seen at mass and winces at the sound of church bells any court wizard knows to prepare a suite of detection and abjuration spells for identifying evil outsiders and removing mind control effects.

>>48491356
That's what I hear as well, my friends mom likes those books

>>48486509

Any setting that has Succubi and fucking DARK MIND MAGICS also has fucking -counters- to those Mind Magics, and anyone of any import will have every method known constantly around them.

What, you think if a fucking Congressman picks up a whore, his bodyguards aren't going to be running a background check on her and still keep an eye and ear open when they start getting busy?

>>48491133
I picked philosophy over psychology back when I was 16 but as I understood it they got a history lesson about psychology and I got a history lesson about philosophy plus logic.

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>>48486457
>a free commodity like air and sunshine.
One day, one day for sure, just you wait...

>>48490809
Cows have outrageously long nipples, not massive busts.

>>48486457
... There are more women than men and the sex cravings are about equal.

Why, I could go out and find a lady today.

... Wait why am I on 4chan again?

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>>48491193

Dude, fucking LABYRINTH was a better metaphor for sexuality than fucking Twilight.

Hell, that's exactly what it fucking was, the desire and urges of a teenager battling with her morals and duties to her younger sibling over the lure of a very sexually potent male figure and the unhinged freedom from responsibility he represents.

>>48491556
That's fine to

>>48484663
Pillars of flame would burst forth from your eyes as holy vigor overwhelms your mortal bindings and you pink mist into suddenly salt.

>>48484990
While we're wishing, I want a pony

>>48492377
Are you describing complete obliteration or the most amizing orgasm ever?

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>>48492426
I want a tank

>>48490707
So you're just a pretentious asshole trying desperately to find easy ways to feel superior to other people on a chinese shitposting board without actually needing to be better then them.
Got it.

>>48491590
Because sex is something that you have to earn - you don't just get it by being available. Everyone's got at least basic standards, and those standards tend to be fairly high.

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>>48491556
What are you talking about they have both.

>>48492717
>those standards tend to be fairly high.
I think you're overestimating the restraint of most people.

>>48491014
Why do people post cringy shit like this?

>>48492672
You could probably come up with better insults if some of the blood flowing into your dick went into your brain instead, anon

This is why you have a cadre of internal affairs officers placed as courtesans in order to both maintain the lustful behavior of the decadent and weed out any foul demons in their missed.

>>48484224
It's not like public officials have a history of sleeping with interns or anything.

>>48490610
Jung was just as batshit, don't lie to yourself. He was no different than Maslow in trying too hard to tie his spiritual into his 'science.'

Behaviorism is alright though, it can stay.

>>48493022
Why do you keep proving my point?
Stop digging yourself deeper.

>>48493345
You are an idiot who got incredibly defensive about being told you think with your dick due to posting "elf slave wat do" tier shitposts on /tg/. I have nothing to prove, I just felt like calling you stupid again

>>48493458
Why do you keep proving my point?
Stop digging yourself deeper.

>>48493458
This is some amazing asshurt

>>48492758
Surely most people would prefer an ideal to settling?

>>48493906
Don't stop people from settling.
Besides most people have pretty simple ideals anyways.

>>48494036
i would like a nice phat ass and thighs that could crush waltermelons

>>48494036
I want someone soft and warm that loves me back, and is nice to me without it feeling demeaning.

>>48490809
Sweet lemonade.

>>48491717
David Bowie was a dracula

>>48493906
I like well-made bolognese, but that doesn't stop me slapping pesto on some pasta and calling it dinner.

>>48494087
>>48494103
See simple as pie.

>>48494087
>i would like a nice phat ass and thighs that could crush waltermelons
Good tastes