> medieval setting
> instantaneous communication possible through magic
> fast travel possible through magic gates
> horses basically hay powered cars
> dwarves bust out steam powered gear shit
> infinite rations/magic remove all supply problems
> total racial/gender equality
> fully automatic crossbows are a thing
Why would you even bother to make the setting medieval at this point?
>>48381977
swords are cool
>>48381997
...that's a valid point
>>48381977
That sounds fucking awesome, though.
>high-speed horse chases with steam cars
>magical walkie-talkies to help coordinate heist on bank
>Medieval SWAT sweeping rooms with crossbows and swords
>racial/gender equality because sometimes you just want nice things in your setting
>>48381977
Is this a stab at Elder Scrolls?
If so, read up on some of Kirkbride's lore, preferably after a joint or ten. The setting is far from medieval.
>>48381977
>total racial/gender equality
That's what causes civilization to collapse in the first place.
>>48381997
Are you saying Swords are less able to kill people because automatic crossbows are a thing?
>>48381977
>>48382827
>a gnome is just as strong as a minotaur, if you disagree you're a racist bigot who should go to jail for hate speech!
People have weird definitions of what's acceptable in their escapist fantasies.
> High fantasy adventure takes place 600 feet above buried science fiction technology
> Sort of like Ultima I-III, Heroes of Might and Magic or old Heavy Metal/2000 AD comics
> One player starts to get mad when alien tech starts showing up at higher levels
> Gradually give fewer and fewer fucks as campaign goes along
> Paladin gets a Sun Blade that's fluffed as a round hilt that emits a glowing plasma blade with the flip of a switch
> Can see her fury when the paladin starts making lightsaber noises
> Party uncovers an alien warship and neutralizes its cannons before it destroys a city
> triggeringintensifies.webm
> Party encounters space station manned by technophile cat people
> Player yells "This isn't fantasy" and storms off, gets calmed down by her boyfriend
> Climax of the campaign, party has to use said space station to bypass a battle and assassinate a dark elf cleric
> Put on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34cGnonnTiA as combat music
> Player quits
> Rest of the party's face
>>48381997
Don't forget Royals and Knights and Peasants! I would run a fully modern game where the world is somehow still 90% monarchy.
>>48382853
Why don't you just go on back to /r9k/
I'm sure your shit jug is waiting for you
>>48381997
>>48383173
these are the reasons I'm waiting for a proper Dune homebrew system
>>48383039
I don't care what setting I'm in, when that music comes on, I am ready to throw the fuck down. What a brat.
>>48383039
You're a one sneaky cunt, I'll give you that m8.
>>48383039
watch/read Shanarra